Saturday, September 10, 2011

Blind Vice! Chutney Jones Gets the Last Laugh!

This was Ted's BV from Monday... Chutney Jones returns...


Blind Vice!  Chutney Jones Gets the Last Laugh!


You ready for a game of six degrees of Blind Vice separation?
Poor vanilla Chutney Jones never has any fun, right?
Right. Except that she did, for like one second there after slutty Jerry Rock-Butt dumped her snooze-worthy (but expertly toned) tush to bed a more sexually adventurous T-town chick—Kiki Doheny, of course. So what did old Chut do?
Jessica Biel 24X36 Poster #04Skanked it up with another Vice star!
We already told you that Chutney was getting her flirt on with Saucy Bossy, a bisexual superstar who's about as horny as he is famous (which is, very). Well things don't stay in the flirty stage with Saucy for long.
‘Cause he wanted action. And Chutney wanted to show she can live on the wild side.
A dangerous combo, no?
Meanwhile, Jerr was out trying to woo Kiki, who used him and abused him while smiling for the cameras the whole time, leaving Jerry to drown his sorrows in a string of waiting hussies. Don't take it too hard, J—it's what she does to all her men.
Thing is (and, trust, we didn't expect this), Jerry ran back to Chutney with his tail between his legs.
And as stupid as she is, she took him back! But Saucy Bossy has a nasty little STD that Chutney could have easily picked up. Guess only time (and some mysterious itching) will tell.
AND IT AIN'T: Minka Kelly, Jennifer Lopez, Ashley Greene
Please refer to the label below for links to our posts on the previous Chutney, Jerry, Saucy, and Kiki BVs, including full lists of who has been eliminated for Jerry and Saucy.

Top suspects:
Chutney Jones - Jessica Biel
Saucy Bossy - Jamie Foxx
Jerry Rock Butt - Justin Timberlake
Kiki Doheny - Olivia Wilde

29 comments:

Rita said...

This certainly explains why Mila Kunis and Justin T. did not happen. Good for her.

Now JT and Jessica B. are back together... Which I don't understand. They seemed to be really bored with each other.

Cecilia00 said...

Yup, and Ted even had an article confirming JT & JB back together the day after this BV was posted.

Ross Family Five said...

Hello everyone! Rita, am I missing something with Kiki Doheny/Mila Kunis? Help me out...wasn't she married to the Home Alone kid for ages, and they just broke up? How does that tie into Ted's statement "that's what she does to all her guys"? And, BTW...gross re Saucy Bossy and STD!

Rita said...

Ross - Mila Kunis was not married, she lived with MacCaulay Culkin for almost 7 years, but after their break-up, which happened before Black Swan came out, or at least during the last years of their relationship, she had been known to be a bit of a tease: a sexy tomboy, that flirts, but just doesn't sleep around. Remember before that JT movie, she'd done another movie with Jason Seagel (he had a crush on her), and some other comedies as well before she hit it big in Black Swan.

Although JT and Mila had admitted of having to be naked for 2 weeks, for the director had decided to film all the sex scenes all concentrated in 2 weeks, if we believe Ted: Mila never gave in to JT.

Because of their obvious chemistry, and after JT dumped Biel supposedly so Mila would go out with him (for she refused to do so while he was still living with Biel), everyone expected Mila and Justin to hook-up during the promotional tour of their movie. And now with this blind, it seems that Mila was not interested. Which I absolutely understand, JT is quite self-centered, and you need to be in awe of him to be with him.

So... There it is. Mila flirted, in a way for a man to hope that she was making promises, and nothing happened. Blue balls for JT! Who went back to Biel.

Sometimes, to complete Ted's blinds, you need to up your reading of Lainey, and vice-versa. In an odd way, they complete each other's blogs and give us sometimes a clearer picture of what is going on. You can use Lainey Gossip to up your knowledge on everything JT. However, be warned: if you have a crush on JT, reading Lainey might kill it. Painfully.

Sasy said...

Could Saucy Bossy be Gerard Butler?
There weren't any rumours of her hooking up with Jamie Foxx but there were pictures of her with Gerard.

Lainey thinks Justin is now ready to commit i don't see it especially if a guy is back with you because he couldn't get the other girl.

Ted thinks Justin will not change his ways and will end up hurting her again.

Dr.DuckyDuck said...

There was a discussion of whether Gerard Butler was Saucy Bossy in one of the previous blinds. I think people concluded that it couldn't be because SB has a kid, which Jaime Foxx does and Gerard Butler does not. Biel and Foxx were doing press together for their movie "Valentine's Day" at some point, but I can't remember whether their scenes were together in that movie or they were just together doing press.

So that's why Gerard Butler is not SB and Jaime Foxx probably is.

Bootsie said...

What about Colin Farrell for Saucy Bossy?? Jessica was working with him on Total Recall after getting dumped by JT. And, he has a kid and a Golden Globe award.

SpunkyPR said...

Bootsie, I swear I was thinking the same thing! Which is making me bummed out since I've always been a Colin Farrell fan.

Rita said...
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Rita said...

I too always thought Saucy Bossy to be Colin Farrell. In my mind, only Colin could take Jessica's mind off JT.

But I think everyone on this site had done their homework, and it's Jamie Foxx.

Tamara said...

Ted "notted" Colin as Saucy in the first Blind about him too.

Very strong argument for Foxx. The reference to "another Vice star" could have double meaning, i.e. the Miami Vice remake (which, interestingly, Colin Farrell co-starred in.)

My only "if" about Foxx is that he and Biel co-starred in that awful "Stealth" movie awhile back so we can assume they already knew each other, which doesn't necessarily negate him. Some hook-ups take time, I guess!

Savannah said...

I think Kiki is Olivia Wilde. Check the last blind that involved Kiki. It ended a sentence with "Stat!" which was probably a clue because Wilde is on House.

If this is Timberlake / Biel then this blind certainly conflicts, "Blindgossip: There is a rumor going around that they are ring-shopping and getting engaged. No. While she may be looking at rings, he is not. These tales of ring-shopping and wedding-planning are pure gossip supplied by her publicist to make people think that their client is every man’s dream girl. She sure is… if your dream girl would never sleep with you. You see, she is a lesbian. A very pretty lesbian, but a lesbian nonetheless. Always has been. He was her beard. Even though they are still friendly (cordial would probably be more accurate ) he still agrees to be seen with her occasionally to keep tongues wagging. It’s over, and he has moved on to another hot actress… who really does sleep with him"

I have heard that Jessica is a lesbian before. Moments like these make me think Ted is full of shit when it comes to certain celebrities.

Sasy said...

From TMZ:

Mila Kunis is the latest celebrity whose cell phone has been hacked, and the hacker is leaking several pictures of a seductive Justin Timberlake ... TMZ has learned.
Four pictures have been leaked, including two which show Justin -- one, laying shirtless in a bed, and another in which J.T. is jokingly sporting a pair of pink panties over his head. Kunis is not featured in either of the pics.

There's another photo of Mila in a bathtub, but all you see is her head. And then there's another photo of a male which is explicit in nature, although his identity is a mystery.

There are also some texts and the hacker claims they reveal exchanges between Justin and Mila.
As we first reported, we're told Scarlett Johansson is going to the FBI today after nude photos of her that were hacked from her cell phone were published this morning.
We could not reach Kunis for comment.

So they did hookup.

Why would Justin waste his time bearding someone? He is famous and succesfull and she isn't.
Ted Casablanca story seems more realistic

crila16 said...

So is Jessica gay or straight. I'm totally confused.

Lila said...

Blind Gossip is an anonymous blog, not a reputable gossip columnist with major access and connections like Ted or Lainey. The blinds are probably made up and constructed from known gossip stories that just connect the dots. I swear when I read that stuff I think - um, I could make this stuff up in my sleep.

Dr.DuckyDuck said...

I think the fact that they weren't in the pictures together kind of makes it seem like they DIDN'T hook up. Maybe he just stole her phone and took those pictures on his own to be sexy or maybe it's related to being flirtatious but never giving it up.

Good for her!

blurry vice said...

SNOOZE FEST... DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THESE PEOPLE?

"Dear Ted:
Do you think the latest multiple sightings of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are mere publicity stunts? After all, both have movies coming out, In Time

in Justin's case and New Year's Eve in Jessica's case. Also, there was no major news of Jessica all this while and now suddenly ever since the sightings, she

is here, there and everywhere. They seem as distant and aloof as ever. No smiling, no hand-holding. What kind of a reunion is this?
—Kelly

Dear Classic:
Well that's how TimberBiel does it, doll. You know that! They're a terribly boring couple, so I'd think it was more of a PR move if they did something

interesting or sexy for once. But I'm thinking this is the real deal...again.
"

blurry vice said...

Lila - you are 100% correct.

Blindgossip appeared after us with no explanation of who they are and what their intentions are. Just started discussing other items and, oh by coincidence writes a new blind item daily. Is anonymous. No credibility. Comes up miraculously with blind "gossip" every day. I could make a blog myself just with a new made up blind item every day. Give me one reason I should give any consideration to that site. No reason whatsoever. Just as you shouldn't if I started writing blind items on a daily basis. The reason I respect Lainey's riddles is because she only writes one when she actually has one.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Have Chutney Jones and Saucy Bossy worked together before? Does Jerry Rock-Butt know of their hookup? Any bones you could toss me would be super appreciated!
—Cortney

Dear Six Degrees of Vice Separation:
Yes and yes. Chut and Saucy met on the set. And Jerry caught wind of their hookup. He just doesn't know about Saucy's nasty habits.

Dear Ted:
I remember you said that Saucy Bossy has an award that Jerry Rock-Butt would really want. Is this award a major one like an Oscar or Emmy? Much love to you!
—Nic

Dear Statue Envy:
Definitely a glitzy one you're more than happy to show off. And Jerr wants it badly, which he is not keeping a secret."

Lins said...

You see I actually agree with Colin Farrell for this - because he's known to have herpes and Lainey wrote him off for doing something unspeakably bad (believed to be infecting someone else with herpes casually). Not saying that he infected Biel but just that he fits this aspect of the blind.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
We know Saucy Bossy and Chutney Jones have worked together in the past, but have Saucy Bossy and Jerry Rock-Butt ever worked together? Would you consider

Saucy and Jerry friends, and if so I can't imagine Jerry being happy about their hookup even if it was during his break with Chutney.
—Just Curious

Dear Boys Will be Boys:
No. No. And he definitely would not be."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I work for a party planner that helps throw afterparties for movies, and the most recent one I worked was for Justin Timberlake's In Time. I personally saw

J.T. and Jessica Biel interact and they were pretty friggin' cute together. He was being really lovey-dovey with her, tickling her and at one point she sat

on his lap. I know you always call them boring, but they were both really nice to everyone and gladly took a pic with my coworker even though that's a big

no-no at my job. But when ever I see pap pics of them they look sad. What's the deal? Why not let everyone see they make each other happy once in a while?

It's not like they're hounded like Brangelina...
—R

Dear Snooze Fest 2011:
Tickling her and she sat on his lap? Like I said, R, boring. As for the paps, J.T. is really doing his thing in the movie biz these days and though he may

not be Brad Pitt, they're still hounded. Neither of them love the paparazzi attention, and you can't smile for the camera's all the time...so sex it up a lot

more Jess 'n' Jus!"

Cami said...

Now I'm convinced that Kiki is Olivia Wilde. Ted answered my BB today:

Dear Ted:
Has Kiki Doheny ever been married?
—Cami

Dear Wedded Bliss:
Yes, gal's been married once before, but Ms. Doheny's been all over the Hollywood scene since the split—not really the grieving type.

Mary H said...

Beat me to it. Mila has never been married (that we know of). However, there were plenty of reports about her an Macauley so maybe we should ask if it was public knowledge?

Mary H said...

Beat me to it. Mila has never been married (that we know of). However, there were plenty of reports about her an Macauley so maybe we should ask if it was public knowledge?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Kiki Doheny ever been married?
—Cami

Dear Wedded Bliss:
Yes, gal's been married once before, but Ms. Doheny's been all over the Hollywood scene since the split—not really the grieving type."

kristin said...

ok so I was so convinced that Kiki was Mila..! hmmm so it is Olivia Wilde? I am going to have to go back and reread. Unless Mila was married and we didnt know about it?

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
In a recent post you said Olivia Wilde's BV has to do with a man. Now, Olivia got married at 19, so I'm assuming it has to do with her ex-husband, Tao

Ruspoli. Or it could be Jason Sudeikis, or it could be one of the many (rumored) hookups. So who is it?
—JI

Dear Wild For Wilde:
A combo of some of the above and someone not mentioned."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How's Saucy Bossy? Is he American and is he a multihyphenate talent like so many try to be? Also I think I got the perfect gal for Adam Levine...Cameron

Diaz! A tall, leggy blonde who doesn't want to settle down. Perfect, no?

—Nikki

Dear From Boss to Bitch:
Saucy's fine, still chasing the dudes and dames around. No romance happening, but that's fine with the "Boss." As for Adam and Cam, the two have actually

already been linked in the past. And who says that Cam doesn't want to settle down? Not me."

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