Thursday, July 12, 2012

National Enquirer - Guess Who? - 7.11.12

Alright peeps, we have been having Blind Vice withdrawal.  Going for some National Enquirer "Guess Who?"s from yesterday -

THIS prominent lady politico is frantic to keep news of her recent tummy tuck and liposuction procedures out of the media. The conservative mom wants her fans to believe she’s all natural and stays trim by exercising daily! Can you name her?
WHICH newlywed talk-show host has her husband on pins and needles with cheating fears? She’s admitted to blacking out after taking the sleep aid Ambien, and then waking up to find herself on dating websites! Her two kids are even aware of her sleep-chatting habits and have threatened to password
WHICH comedic actor in his early 40s – who plays a gay man on an award-winning sitcom – desperately wants to have a baby with his live-in girlfriend because he’s afraid of being an old dad? The guy has even given her an ultimatum: Get pregnant this year – or get out!
WHICH country singer – who’s had a tumultuous relationship with her duet partner over the years – recently married a man who she stole from her best friend? The singer’s new hubby is not only a serial cheater, he was also verbally and physically abusive to his ex-wife!

Top suspects: 

34 comments:

Brooke said...

The only one I have a guess to is the politico lady... Sara Palin?

blurry vice said...

#1 - sarah palin or hilary?
#2 - don't know but it could be anyone putting her on a dating site?
#3 - the guy from modern family?
#4 - one of the judds? dont follow country too much.

Rita said...

Thank you Blurry!! We WERE going through bad BV withdrawal.

#1 Palin. or Bachman (because God told her so). Clinton is in no way a conservative!!!

#2 ??
#3, also agree with Blurry, dude from Modern Family.

#4 Is it that Lambert chick?? I've read somewhere that her husband was a reputed woman abuser. Even though she helps out at shelters. Will have to look it up, and find the source.

Lyn said...

#3 could be Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family- he's straight, whereas Jesse Tyler Ferguson is gay. Not sure about #4, but I don't think it could be Miranda Lambert- she'd probably cut Blake Shelton's balls off if she thought he was abusive! At one of her concerts, she played her song "gunpowder and lead" (about killing an abusive guy)and held up a sign that said 'Chris Brown take notes'!

Rita said...

Here you go, The NE has been running stories on Blake's cheating. Which Miranda had confirmed in interviews. As well as his drunken tweeting, apparently Blake likes getting his drink on. Often.

Saw excerpts on CeleBitchy with links to stories.

http://www.celebitchy.com/210558/is_blake_shelton_cheating_on_miranda_lambert_with_a_21_yo_country_singer_hes_mentoring/

http://www.celebitchy.com/212554/rihanna_to_miranda_lambert_worry_about_your_own_relationship_since_your_husband_is_a_cheater/

Also, note that in this blind they are talking about him beating his EX-wife. Not his current. Which the NE, and other venues as well have reported on. I am still looking for the links, which I'll include later.

nancydigirolamo said...

#2 Sherri Shepherd?
#4 Jennifer Nettles?

Sara said...

1 - Sarah Palin
2 - Ricki Lake
3 - Eric Stonestreet (modern family)
4 - Miranda and Blake Shelton or perhaps winona Judd and her new husband?

Michelle said...
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Michelle said...

Says kids not kid so can't be Sherry Shepard, Like the Ricki Lake guess. Man I liked Blake Shelton, I had no idea

Rita said...

@Michelle, doesn't mean he's not a nice guy when not drinking. I believe his drinking makes him a monster. Which he freely admits to it.

Also, Miranda and Blake had said that they don't spend much time together. They're both touring separately, and Blake has that Voice filming to attend to as well. After the rosy haze of honeymoon romance has worn off, you have to work harder on making your relationship work.

Cindy said...

Miranda Lambert was not friends with Blakes ex. They seldom perform duets together

Cindy said...

Miranda Lambert was not friends with Blakes ex. They seldom perform duets together

Cindy said...

Miranda Lambert was not friends with Blakes ex. They seldom perform duets together

Matan4il said...

Agree with Eric Streetstone for #3.

As for #4, I don't know... Blake Shelton makes my gaydar beepy. Doesn't necessarily mean anything, but it does make me wonder about his "reputation" as a cheater, since we all know that in show biz, it's better to be a womanizer, cheater and even a supposed wife-beater in some cases than gay. :/ So screwed up.

TLP said...

I'm going with Wynonna Judd for the country singer. She just remarried. Plus the duet partner with whom she had problems over the years? Her mom, Naomi Judd.

Regardless of how far off I may be on the guess, thank you sisters for adding these for us!

Cris said...

I vote Wynnona. I live in Nashville and have heard some pretty awful stories about her and she did JUST get married. Blake & Miranda married a couple of years ago and Miranda has never had a particular duet partner.

Gretchen said...

thx for putting this up. i miss daily ted. :(

emmcee said...

Eric Stonestreet is married, so wouldn't he not qualify? Although everything else seems to fit...

medusa said...

Yes, Eric Stonestreet is married. So is Oscar Nunez (from "The Office") and I can't see any other male actors in that age range who play a gay man on an "award-winning" sitcom. Wonder if the writer of this blind screwed up on the marital status? Or has a loose definition of "award-winning"?

List of gay characters on sitcoms:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_situation_comedies_with_LGBT_characters

Rita said...
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DeAnne said...

#2 Ricki Lake She was recently married and has 2 kids

Heather said...

I'm not sure where to put this, but in light of the scandal with K.Stew and her director, I'm remembering a Blind Vice in which a star cheated with her older, married director. We all thought it was that Rooney chick, but what if it was K.Stew the whole time?????? MAN I miss Ted! He would have been all over this. :( Any thoughts from the sisters on this?

Gretchen said...

i miss Ted too... why did he leave right before this?? :(

Jules said...

I had the same thought, and came here to see if anyone was chatting about it. Could KStew be Chuck Finger-Dingle??

Heather said...

I really think Chuck is Kristen now. I hope if Ted starts writing somewhere else that he will hint to this!

Heather said...

Also, another clue to her being Chuck to me is how Lainey has talked about the scandal. She makes comments about being shocked that K.Stew actually cheated/slept with a dude for once, as she prefers the ladies. And what did Ted say about Chuck? She preferred women.

blurry vice said...

Heather and others - yes I thought that too, how she fits. However, remember that she was already said to be a BV before that. Hers was not revealed so she could not have been given a new nickname. See labels at right, look for "list of TEd's bv reveals".

pugstermom said...

Chuck is Rooney Mara i believe.

southerner09 said...

Lambert chick???miranda lambert is a solo act and don't be so condescending about "country" music. She makes $$$$$$$$$$$. Blake Shelton is not an abuser, he is her husband.

southerner09 said...

Jennifer Mettles got married last year.

southerner09 said...

Nettles, sorry

southerner09 said...

Your gaydar beeped at the wrong person on the voice.......

southerner09 said...

Ambien must be a powerful drug if it makes you get up and sleepwalk to match.com. Sherry Shepherd fits this blind. She is very flirty and her husband.......don't know.

Ellie said...

The first one's definitely Palin.
Three is Stonestreet.

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