Saturday, August 25, 2012

Enquirer - 8.22.12

From the National Enquirer Aug 22nd-

Which one time blonde A-list hottie has MORE than “exhaustion” issues? Plus:  who’s the mistress for the prosecution who’s NOW turning tricks in Bangkok?
THIS 50-something former A-lister has been partying way too much, dating much younger guys and canceling gigs at the last minute – and now her team is so concerned that they’re making a list of rehab facilities for her to check out. The blonde movie star has been very vocal about her willingness to fire anyone who suggests she has a problem, but she’s finally agreed to get some help for her “exhaustion” issues.
WHICH TV actress has secretly broken up with her hunky sitcom co-star – she never owned up to the romance publicly – and is going through a massive midlife crisis? The rail-thin single mom doesn’t think she can keep a good man, so she’s actually contemplating taking back her wacky ex!
WHICH early ’90s badboy reality star, who’s now married with children, has found love away from his manipulative and cheating wife...with another MAN? The hard-partying personality, whose cast mates once referred to as “homophobic,” is this close to coming out as gay! Who is he?
THIS former famous mistress, who helped send her ex-lover to jail for murdering his wife by testifying for the prosecution at his trial, is now turning tricks for money in Thailand! She’s so broke that she’s telling friends she had to turn to the world’s oldest profession just to make ends meet.
WHICH closeted TV chef is carrying on a down-low romance with an openly gay actor/comedian from a popular sketch comedy show? The handsome cook refuses to come out of the closet – he has a gorgeous girlfriend – but his gay secret is about to explode because his new lover is yapping all over town about his celebrity boyfriend!

Top suspects:

22 comments:

nycgal212 said...

1. Sharon stone? Idk
2. Courtney cox
3. I have no idea
4. No idea
5. Curtis stone for sure

zyzzyva said...

#3 Reality star sounds like the infamous Puck from The Real World: San Francisco (1994).

Silence M. King said...

1. Sharon Stone
2. Courtney Cox
3. Vanilla Ice?
4. Heidi Fleiss?
5. Curtis Stone

steph148 said...

The mistress is probably Amber Frey (Scott Peterson's mistress).

Rita said...

1. I don't know about Sharon Stone. She is way too concerned about her looks to ever party, and has apparently a (paid for) younger boyfriend.

Demi Moore would have fit so perfectly if not for the "blonde" part.

The problem with the NE is that they have their own definitions of what a movie star is. They hype their own "breaking stories" a bit too over the top.

#1. Heather Locklear, but by standard definition, she is no movie star, rather a tv one. Or Melanie Griffith.

#2. Agree with nycgal, Courtney Cox. Fits to a T.

#3. I'd like to joke around and say Flavor Flav, but DMX and Bobby Brown keep on popping in my mind. More so DMX.

#4. I agree with @steph18, Scott Patterson first popped in my mind, but I had forgotten about the woman's name. Side note, how awful! People who go to Thailand for the "meat" there, request beyond disturbing shit.

#5. I thought Curtis Stone was out??

I'll throw in Marc Forgione for #5. Iron Chef, has a gorgeous gf, always asked if he's gay, NYC restaurant, may be dating someone from SNL (comedian from popular sketch comedy show).

Jaymes Stewart said...

Maybe Cybill Sheppard

Cleveland Heat said...

1. Sharon Stone
2. Courteney Cox
3. Puck
4. Amy Fisher
5. Rocco Di Spirito

duffgrl said...

#2 definitely sounds like Courtney Cox.

BROOKE said...

Amy Fisher? She shot the wife she didn't help send the husband to jail, she went herself.

1.Sharon Stone ( first person that popped into my mind)
2. Courtney Cox (didn't think of it but after reading other's comments are convinced of it.)
3.have no clue but I'm guessing by early nineties reality star it would be someone from the Real World.
4.Not sure but while Amber Frey makes sense, I can not see her going to Thailand to turn tricks. I don't think she is the right answer. If she is I'd be SHOCKED.
5.have no clue don't watch any cooking type TV shows.

Kris CV said...

I actually thought the first one was Madonna. Am I the only one? "Gig" is not a word typically used for someone who is just an actor. And she's done enough acting to technically qualify as a movie star.

Rachel Gomez said...

http://www.fresnobee.com/2011/03/03/2294935/suit-amber-frey-broke-deal-on.html

read this link. Amber Frey was in Thailand says her father according to article.

Child Advocate said...

Amy Fisher is living on Long Island. Plus she doesn't fit the rest of the clue. Gotta be Amber Frey.

Thank you for this wonderful blog! I was going thru Ted Casablanca withdrawls when I found you!

Child Advocate said...

Amy Fisher is living on Long Island. Plus she doesn't fit the rest of the clue. Gotta be Amber Frey.

Thank you for this wonderful blog! I was going thru Ted Casablanca withdrawls when I found you!

Child Advocate said...

Amy Fisher is living on Long Island. Plus she doesn't fit the rest of the clue. Gotta be Amber Frey.

Thank you for this wonderful blog! I was going thru Ted Casablanca withdrawls when I found you!

Child Advocate said...

Amy Fisher is living on Long Island. Plus she doesn't fit the rest of the clue. Gotta be Amber Frey.

Thank you for this wonderful blog! I was going thru Ted Casablanca withdrawls when I found you!

Caitlin said...

1. Melanie Griffith? Not sure
2. Courtney Cox beyond a doubt
3. Puck from Real World San Fransisco
4. Amber Frey. She is in Thailand, supposedly as a missionary.
5. I'm guessing Paula Dean's son. He sets off my gaydar.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

1. Sharon Stone.
3. Puck
4. Was gonna say Long Island Lolita, but since someone claimed here it isn't possible, I'm on the Amber-train.

gr8p said...

1. Sharon Stone
2. Courtney Cox
3. Puck
4. Paula Barbeiri (dated OJ)
5. ???

Anon73 said...

1. Madonna
2. Jennie Garth
3. David Faustino
4. Amber Frey (Scott Peterson mistress)
5. unsure

elliephotomaghead said...

I think the ex-lover/testimony is Paula Barbieri-OJ Simpsons ex...

miss steele said...

I def think Madonna as nb one. Come on... What gigs should Stone have to cancell since line mid-ninties

miss steele said...

What about will smith on nb three...?! Most def bad boy fresh prince in the early nineties... Gay rumors around him and his wife has been circulation since years...

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