Friday, October 22, 2010

Blind Vice: OMG! Sexy Poses Ain't the Half of It!

New from Ted today

Blind Vice: OMG!  Sexy Poses Ain't the Half of It!
Lorin Sniffle-Puss has a hot bod, a really hot talent and some of the hottest headlines in Hollywood these days! What else could a svelte, beautiful rising star want?
Glee: The Complete First SeasonBesides more money, that is (that's always a given with these newbie types). Nope, green ain't exactly the color of what's making Lorin get all excited and a bit bothered these days.
Actually, that shade would more accurate be described as...
Pure white, baby! And we don't mean the virginal kinda white. We're talkin' cocaine-colored, sweethearts.
Yep, if you ever wondered how Lorin (who has the most exquisite legs and bod, we must say) makes it from one damn media splash to the next, and never once looks worse for the wear doing it, well, we have the answer:
L. Sniffle-Puss is getting very fond of that little power-powder Lindsay Lohan loves to sniff whenever she can get her ass away from a judge's prying eye.
And what's funny about it is, Lorin's gotten most accustomed to doin' the snort thang while outside L.A., while performing mainly promotional stuff on the side. As if nobody will see 'cause it's outta town. Yeah, right. Nobody will notice, honey-bun.
Gotta say two things here: the hours Lorin's been given to work are so extraordinary, it's little wonder Lorin resorted to something to help pull it all off (we're certain Lorin can't be alone in the taxed cast, as far as a need for a chemical second-wind goes), and, Lorin is, so far, really expert at hiding this dangerous habit.
Not only does LSP shine all dimpled and pure-like in the press, the supple star has brilliantly gotten folks gossiping about the sex card. About this particular star, that is.
Works as an awfully nice diversion.
AND IT AIN'T: Chord Overstreet, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley

Top suspect: Matthew Morrison

Update 7/7/11 - Ted has also eliminated Lea Michele, Dianna Agron, Heather Morris, Kristen Stewart.

133 comments:

Leanne said...

HAS to be Lea Michele! Long hours, the whole GQ spread is alluded through "poses", "bod", "sex card," etc.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b206733_was_glee_photo_shoot_really_too_sexy.html

blurry vice said...

Besides the Glee photo choot article, on the same day, Ted said yesterday on Twitter that today would be a Glee BV -

" got a super-sexy #Robsten item tom, plus a new #Glee Blind Vice! about 16 hours ago via web "

Jackie said...

But wasn't Lea Michelle outed as Pat Poisonpuss? Could it be Anna-Lyn McCord?

ShaSha said...

I immediately thought of AnnaLynne McCord - she's always being photographed in a tiny bikini on the beach... And she's super skinny

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... said...

I'm going to go with Diane or the guy who plays Kurt. My gut says Diane, given the sexy photo shoot she did with Lea and Corey, the physical description of Lorin, and references to "virginal" and "pure" (her character was president of the chastity club).

Sam said...

I think this one is obviously Lea
Michele or Dianna Agron because of Ted's Glee BV comment on twitter and the GQ spread.
Lea is the obvious choice because she's gotten very skinny recently, but isn't Dianna working on an album? That could be the "promotional stuff on the side." He also calls her "honey-bun" and Dianna's blonde...

a said...

Dear Ted:
I have a question about when you tell us whether or not a celeb has had a Blind Vice or not. Are you including the old ones, before you started giving them nicknames? This makes a difference to those of us trying to figure out which nickname belongs to who. Because if they have a nickname, they can't be given a new one. But if they have had a Blind Vice without a nickname, would they be classified as not having a B.V., since they don't have a nickname? Thanks for any insight!
—C.L.

Dear Viced Out:
Every Vice star only has one name, babe. Simple as that. The only exception to this would be a star whose previous Vice was disclosed, such as Pat Poisonpuss, who was revealed to be the fabulously fierce Lea Michele from Glee. This now, of course, leaves Ms. M. free to be rechristened with a new Vice name for any future fun.


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b206933_bitch-back_here_comes_bride_tabloid.html#ixzz136n3OYrw

cassandra said...

is someone from glee dating a costar? maybe thats the reference to BL and PB?

... said...

Good call, Cassandra. Mark Salling
was hooking up with Naya Rivera, has been working on his own album, and CLEARLY has a smokin' bod. Ted avoids using gender-specific pronouns, so it could very well be him. I'm not sure that he has the "virginal" image, though.

Two other Gleeks who are together (apparently) are the castmembers who play Artie and Tina.

My guesses (in descending order): Diane, Mark, Corey, Artie

hordac said...

I`m going to go with Dianna on this one, I think Lea would be too obvious. I don`t think Ted would be praising Lea`s body, he`s been going on about how she is far too skinny lately. She DID have a great body before she thinnifyed. What is wrong with these actresses, could she have really thought she looked fat last year??

Tara said...

If it were Lea though, it would explain why she can be so bitchy. Has anyone seen that skit from SNL where Andy Samberg is a coke fiend and he goes from happy skippy to a red eyed monster in one minute? I agree it is a little obvious and of course we go straight to her like Ted wants, but I don't think it is juicy if it is not her. I know the other cast members are awesome, but they are not "international" like she is (by that I mean movie/broadway/tv known to all). And she looks like a crack addict right now.

AshleyG said...

I definitely like Lea Michele for this. I was trying to go through tv casts, but after seeing Teds tweet (thanks blurry for putting it up!), it definitely sounds like Lea. We could always try asking Ted if Lea has a new bv to give extra confirmation.

Michelle said...

Ted is faking us out here, I think this could be a guy. Two things. He works his butt off towards the end making sure not to use a pronoun and the mysterious spelling "Lorin".

Female version= Loran. Male version =Loren.

I still think Lea fits great for this-but we shouldn't count the guys out just yet.

cpie18 said...

I think it's Lea Michelle. Ted said she had more than one vice, and yesterday used her an example of how someone could get a new name if they've already been outed. Also - he definitely confirmed on Twitter yesterday that this is a Glee BV.

PrincessTiff said...

He says this star is "svelte" which means slim and slender. Not likely to be a big, strong muscle-man

Michelle said...

I've heard guys described as 'svelte' before so I'm not totally dissuaded from it being a guy :)

But Ted could also just be messing with us since he made it so obvious. I still say Lea is a great fit and probably right on, but I still think the guys aren't ruled out yet. I'll be paying attention to Cory's costumes in the Rocky Horror episode to see if any reveal his legs, haha.

blurry vice said...

Yes of course it could be Lea, she was exposed before so she can get a new name. However, I think that is the obviuos guess. Keep in mind this could be a guy... no gender specified.
So - someone from Glee, either sex, who was in the racy photo spread.

PrincessTiff said...

I'm also confused by the part where people are "gossiping about the sex card." Is there question of any of the stars' sexuality?

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b206962_playgirl_ready_offer_100000_glee_hunks.html

Georgia Barrett said...

Who in the cast has dimples, as Lorin is described as "dimpled?" Lea, Jenna, Corey (I *so* don't think it's him, doesn't fit at all...), Matthew Morrison (chin dimple?)...

Could it possibly be Jenna? Even though this is the Daily Mail, this kind of worries me... Coke bloat?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1316966/Glee-star-Jenna-Ushkowitz-shows-fuller-looking-face-cast-photo-call.html

Hope not. I'm hoping it's Lea, because I already don't like her.

The Spie said...

Michelle: The male version is usually spelled "Loren", as you said, but the female version is usually spelled "Lauren".

As for the rest, it's a Glee blind, so I'm going to take a pass. I'd rather contract genital warts than watch Glee.

Caz1310 said...

I initially though "Chord Overstreet" in Ted's AIAs was a BV moniker until I googled it to find out that he's the cute new boy on Glee....how LOL am I? This could be any of these crazy kids.

Felix said...

So two AIAs are of GG fame and they were a big couple there, I go with Dianne since she's starting to date Chord.

Michelle said...

Spie: Yes, of course you are right that "Lauren" is the traditional female spelling..but I also have two friends who spell it "Loran" and I was focused specifically on variations of the way Ted spelled it. I think it's pretty obvious Ted is being intentionally amibiguous; the name, the male castmembers in the AIA and the absence of a pronoun. As I said before, probably still Lea Michele. But I'm considering the guys still on the table until he gives us more to go on. I still say, if Tuesday's episode gives us Corey in some risque Rocky Horror getup (he is playing Brad, who I think does end up with no pants on by the end of the show, correct me if I'm wrong)then he will be my second place pick for this one.

Michelle said...

Even though Mark Salling was not in the GQ photo shoot, I am considering him for this one too. Especially with the article that Blurry posted. Corey is on my list as well-in my opinion he is most "dimpley" of the Glee cast, but Mark has pretty prominent dimples as well and is more known for his body than Corey.

Georgia Barrett said...

I don't think of either Mark or Corey as "svelte" or "supple." I think he used a gender-neutral name to leave the possibility open and confuse us, but the adjectives pretty clearly point to a girl.

I think it SOUNDS a lot like Lea from the description: *really* hot talent (totally Lea), rising star (Rachel is always talking about being a star), virginal (she's a virgin on the show, right? sang "Like a Virgin"). The reference to legs could be that she was photographed in her undies. Her character has a B in the name: Rachel (B)arry.

I think it could be Dianna.

I think it could also be Jenna.

roseyf said...

I'm not decided on who I think this is yet, but any significance to "puss" in both potential Lea names?

Pat Poison-Puss
Lorin Sniffle-Puss

I am leaning toward Lea because of the "really hot talent" comment - she's the only one, besides J Groff, with major talent. Not to mention she's the only one (not counting Jane Lynch, and hers is debatable) who has any sort of name recognition outside of the show. But it seems too obvious. Although I guess if you don't follow Ted's twitter you wouldn't know it HAS to be a Glee person.

88 said...

Well, the title reveals that it's definitely a Glee member. I am going to go with Dianna Agron, mostly because the line, "Not only does LSP shine all dimpled and pure-like in the press" outs Lea Michele, as she does not have a pure-like image with the press, the press paints her as a diva.

Also, her doing coke wouldn't be surprising considering she is bitchy and has lost a lot of weight. Dianna on the other hand is seen as someone who is just in really good shape and she doesn't really have any scandals or bad press (other than the pictures) which she issued a statement that was viewed as "classy". Honestly, people don't see Lea as having a killer body, they view her as too skinny.

I think the thing about it possibly being a guy is probably to throw us off, if he said it was a girl, we'd probably solve it pretty quickly. =]

Gretchen said...

i'm going with one of the men here. i think it's too obvious to be one of the girls -- so i'm going with cory or matthew m.

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Michelle said...

Yay Gretchen! Now I don't feel quite so alone around here! Also, because of the nature of this blind (it being about illegal drug use and not just diva 'tude) I think Ted would make it harder to figure out than the previous one. He knows we're going to jump to LM and he's counting on it.

Georgia: He's messing with us with all the adjectives. Even using "beautiful" which of course, can be used for both genders but is typically used for women. He's pulling a Terry Tush Trade on us here for sure. How can he not, since he's already told us it's a Glee blind? Can't wait to see what, if anything, he gives us in Bitch Backs for this one.

Gretchen said...

totally - i think he makes it TOO obvious it is one of the girls.

i def think any future bitch back questions should help us.

Georgia Barrett said...

I said that I think it SOUNDS like Lea, and I'm unwilling to negate her at this point. I'm sure Ted won't count her out either. Ha.

Like I said, I think it could be Dianna, too.

Matt Morrison is an interesting choice. He also sang "Like a Virgin." Has some lovely... "leg" pics... floating around the web.

Brittany said...

It could be Cory with those last couple of lines, gossiping about the sex card. I don't know much about the Glee people but I do remember hearing a bunch of rumors that he is gay. Around the time he was pictured with Taylor Swift some people were gossiping that she was just trying to introduce him to Lautner. IDK nor do I care really.

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

Blake Lively, Penn Badgley are on Gossip Girl and Chord Overstreet is on Glee. It could be a person on Gossip Girl or one of the Glee people.

I don't think this is Dianna Agron
as I've met her and work with rehabs and I think I would have been able to tell if she was using cocaine - though I'm only human and could be wrong.

On the other hand it's more likely if this is DA that someone lied to Ted. Though I think Ted's 'heart' is normally in the right place I'm not sure I trust his "sources." There are some really jealous nutters behind the scenes who'd think nothing of lying to a magazine writer. One of the top ten reasons I left the biz was people like that!

In any case if it's true and it's a Gossip Girl person how about Taylor Momsen? If it's Glee then 'supple' doesn't have to be a girl so I'd say Corey/Finn or Jenna Ushkowitz.

88 said...

It's definitely Glee. The thing is most characters on the show aren't really gossiped about and of the ones that are, only Dianna and Corey have a relatively clean rep when it comes to media. Plus it has to be someone that has a side gig. I don't think it's Matthew, it just doesn't fit. Plus, the press make him out to be a shit talker and cheater. Lea also has an image as a diva, bitch and skank, so not her.

Rita, Montreal said...

Hey everyone,

After reading the blind, I too think it is someone from the cast of Glee, the other possibility for a cast being absolutely overworked for promotional stuff, is Vampire Diaries, but don`t think this one applies.

Wanted to highlight though, like some, that Ted makes sure in this BV to never use he/she for Lorin. Men have banging bodies too, and a lot of the Glee cast, male and female, are not only overworked right now, but are launching/or re-launching their music career. Mark though, to me, looks a bit too abvious for the white abuse stuff. Seen him in interviews last Friday, my first thought was 1-gaydar got alert notifications, 2- so on the white stuff.

Next best guess will be our old and revealed Poisonous Puss. In the GQ pictures, she has the banging body, and only hers went through drastic changes from the cast. Look at the others', Diane had always been slim, the 3 popular guys from the cast have always been in top shape.

We have to confirm with Ted if Lorin is male or female.

AshleyG said...

Now i'm definitely rethinking my Lea Michele guess, might just be too obvious, and I rushed through the blind the first time I read it and assumed it was about a female. I don't watch Glee so I can't even guess too many names here, but I will say I'm pretty sure that Ted won't confirm the sex of this person, at least not quickly, and I doubt he'll say it isn't Lea, either because its her or just to keep her as a popular guess. At least we know it's definitely a Glee person, so there's only so many possibilities! Good luck guessing to those with more Glee knowledge than me!

Mara said...

It's definitely Dianna Agron. I run in the same circle as her, and had heard lately that she has been very into coke. All of her friends say that she has changed-become different, distant, doing alot of cocaine and not as sweet as she once was. : ( dissapointing.

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

Okay Mara, call me a 'skeptic' but unless you've seen her yourself, not just heard from a "source" in the same circle - can you really believe it? Granted I didn't have that much time with her - and she is a pretty good actress - but I am trained to look for certain signs and didn't see them.

This is why this project of looking at people perceptions of gossip/rumours/conspiracies in popular cultures (see my initial post of why I'm here in Oded Goodhead blind) has really been very hard for me personally. I can't wrap my head around what makes people drawn to these things, or gossip about people they don't know, or believe the worst about people - and this is the ONLY board of this type where the people seem relatively nice and happy.

Really trying my best to be a "participant researcher" here without being a mean old 'troll' but that's how I feel.

Is your source the type to gossip or was he/she said to say this? I find the liars are usually happy to talk smack and those dishing the truth about a person they know (celeb or not) are usually not happy about the matter.

Jamee said...

I still think this is Lea. Yes, it's pretty obvious. But sometimes Ted CAN be obvious. There was a blind about Heidi Montag earlier this year (Hilly-something was her moniker) and it was just SO glaringly obvious it wasn't even fun.

Yes, Ted likes to be aloof and coded, but when it comes to someone he doesn't like, it's not surprising that he makes the blind super obvious. He can't stand Lea, and no matter how many times he's tried to backtrack his negative comments about her, he still says it in a back-handed way.

Also, Dianna doesn't have dimples.

This is obvious, but I think that's the point.

Michelle said...

Valerie-just want to address your comment without getting too off topic here.

I think many of us are here for different reasons. I know there are some who are purely into the enjoyment of finding the clues, like working a crossword puzzle. Also, I don't think all of the Blinds refer to something inherently "bad". It may just be something that is contrary to that person's image.

I went to the Oded Goodhead comments and saw that you are an anthropologist and I think there are more than a few people interested in this kind of stuff that would consider themselves amateur anthropologist as well. I think most people are naturally inclined to want to know how other people live (in this case celebrities). For me, it is really interesting to hear about some of the more over the top lengths that they will go to maintain a false image. Things like fake marriages or staged photo ops, bearding, calling the paparazzi to let them know where they are, etc. I truly don't know how people can live this way but it's fascinating to me that they do. I think you are right that people deserve privacy but many of these people are courting attention to some aspects while hiding something bigger secrets(like in the Oded blind.) He could just be quiet but instead is on Twitter making highly controversial statements and asking people to pay attention to his private life. No, not all the blinds are like this, but many are. I don't know any non-celebrities in my life who live one way and spend so much time to cultivate an image that is in total contrast to that. At least not in extremes that you'd find in the BVs. Anyway, that's just my two cents.

Michelle said...

We definitely need more clues on this one. I remember a zillion years ago watching Scream and thinking there's no way it can be her boyfriend--they are making him so creepy. It's too obvious. Oopsies, it was him. So, Ted knows half of us are going to say, It's Lea! It's obvious and the other half are going to say, it's way too obvious!

In the Bitch Backs a couple days ago somebody asked him why Corey is covered up all the time and I noticed he referred that person to tonight's episode.I thought it was weird how he refused to answer his opinion on Corey's body--so I think he was on to the crafty commenter. So, as I said before, I'm watching for clues tonight for costumes revealing people's legs (although I think they ALL will)I have a feeling Ted is having a lot of fun with this one!

cosmo-girl said...

Just saw a Dove commercial featuring Lea Michele singing "My Favorite Things" from "The Sounmd of Music." Lea is in quite the short dress that shows off her legs! And one does not get more 'virginal' than "Maria" in "The Sound of Music!"

AshleyG said...

I couldn't sleep so I came over here to see if there were any new guesses, and I just want to say i'm still not sure this is about Lea. Yes, sometimes Ted is extremely obvious, usually when he really doesn't like a person, but I'm pretty sure i've "heard" him say a few times that he actually doesn't hate Lea, he both likes annd dislikes her for her diva attitude, just think she carries it a bit too far a lot, but he doesn't hate her at all. I'm also pretty sure i've read that ultimately Ted considers it an honor of some sort for someone to be a bv, except when it's really awful of course. Also, to Valerie I think, I obviously can't say why other people are here but i'm one of the ones who really just likes to figure out the bvs, like a puzzle. I don't really know too much about celebs, and I really don't understand why and how some people care so much about someone else's life, especially someone who has nothing to do with them. I do find it interesting the lengths celebs go to in order to protect a secret life, like Michelle was saying, but I don't get upset by their choices the way some people do. Okay, just wanted to add my opinion!

88 said...

Lea does not have a clean rep with the press, neither does Matthew Morrison. Also, Lea is obvious because she lost so much weight, it would be someone who is seen as "slim" and that has a nice body. Most people think Lea is too skinny. Corey or Dianna, those are two people in the press who have a relatively good rep, like I said above. Again, I'm guessing Dianna, though it could be Corey.

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

Thanks Michelle for your answers, and the upgrade but I'm still "in-training" since as a general rule you can really call yourself an anthropologist until you've got a graduate-level degree and/or several years of doing it outside of undergrad, as this is a second undergrad degree for me/ career change not sure I'm quite there yet.

In any event going back to this topic I think we are all stuck on the three that were in the GQ shoot, but Jayma Mays has dimples, character is literally a virgin, AND she'a also been doing some sexy things lately with Maxim and Tyler Shields who is well know photographer who gets people do be sexier/stranger than they normally do in their entertainment work. She's also a bit overworked with the other movies she keeps doing on the side. Just saying this is far from settled.

hordac said...

Valerie, very interesting questions that you have raised, and I wanted to also add a bit on why some of us are here. I for one am insulted by all the fakery that most of Hollywood tries to feed us. I find it personally appalling that they go to such great lengths to manipulate the general population and really like the thought of challenging these fake perceptions. Unfortunately most people can be manipulated to this degree and I do not wish to be lumped in with such cows. As far as caring about what these stars do or dont do? No, I don`t, I am not a saint and everyone has things that they wish to hide about themselves but its the blatant manipulation that really bothers me about the whole thing. Sorry about the off topic-ness.

Michelle said...

I think after last's night's episode, Corey is off my list for this. Half the episode revolved around how uncomfortable his character is about his body!! And in the end when he did a walk down the hallway at school in just his underwear to get over his fear.......he had ....just the body of a normal guy. I personally don't need every guy to be "Ab-ulous" as they kept saying in the episode, hahah :) But given how much of the BV is devoted to the amazing spectactular body of this person, I think Corey's out for this. On the other hand Matthew Morrison, who also went shirtless in the episode, was pretty spectacular so, hmmm........He hasn't been on my list of guesses because like others, I have felt his rep wasn't that squeaky clean. He strikes me as kind of a bad boy. I saw that somebody threw out Jayma as a guess and I think that's interesting. Really hope it's not her, though!!

Tara said...

Go Hordac! I agree totally, it is like another branch of the government. Instead of conspiracy theory, I choose gossip;)

Jamee said...

I'm going to say it again...I think this is Lea. No, Ted doesn't say outright that he hates her, but that's the exact reason why it's so obvious that he hates her! That's what Ted does. He says shit like, "Don't get me wrong, I love the babe to pieces!" then goes on about how she's such a diva bitch. Hello, that means "I hate Lea." He's notorious for that kind of reverse psychology. Same thing goes for his exaggeration about this blind's banging body. It was so exaggerated, which to me is exactly why I think it's Lea. Again. He talks about how skinny she's gotten. That's Ted. It's all about misdirection. You have to look at a lot of what he says as sarcasm. I personally think this is textbook. He wants you to overthink it.

Michelle said...

Jamee: All due respect, but I totally disagree on this one. I actually think Ted loves Lea! I think the worst thing you can be to Ted is boring!! Ted loves that Lea gives all kinds of attitude that he can dish about and he loves that she has the talent to back it up. Of course, he's gonna call her out on it, but at the end of the day, I think he would take her over any of the celebs he considers more boring.

Jamee said...

Good point! I'm torn...you can love someone as a gossip columnist and hate her as a person. I feel like he loves her because she gives him good juicy material to work with but wants to tear her down because she's been a bitchy diva to the press in the past (Poison-Puss). So the question is, does he love to hate her or hate to love her? Hmmmm....!

hordac said...

I`m confused now too. After this blind came out, Ted made a comment somewhere wondering where Lea had been keeping this great body hiding before the revealing GQ shoot. He had called her way too skinny before, and that was the big reason I thought this blind could not be about her. Is anyone else frustrated with Ted`s changing opinions all the time? Geez, its not like she has suddenly put on weight (much needed weight if you ask me)

Jamee said...

Yep, all of the columns he's done about/involving Lea since insist that she has this amazing body in the GQ piece, exactly what he says about this vice. So we can agree to disagree about Ted hating/loving Lea all we want, if we look at the clues, they fit. The only caveat in my opinion is how coke can pretty severely mess up your voice.

The bigger question here is, if it's not Lea, then who is it? What Glee character has dimples? As far as I can see, no one except Lea.

Caz1310 said...

Valerie, I agree with Hordac, Tara & Michelle. I also liken this site to a chat over the neighbourhood fence. This site is so enjoyable as it has more of a sense of community than others out there. It's a lotta fun guessing clues and seeing others' viewpoints. Most articles in magazines relating to celebs are sanitised PR nonsense and it's fun chipping away at those carefully crafted veneers. I have no idea who this BV is, would like to think it's someone other than Lea...enough of her alrady!

Leanne said...

If it's not Lea, my second guess it Mark Salling. Beautiful body, side projects (he's releasing an album, which is why he hasn't been in the past few eps).

alindst said...

I feel like this can't be Lea. She is in NO way seen as virginal, and doesn't have the best rep in the press.

I'm leaning towards Dianna. She has a squeaky clean rep except for the GQ shoot, and her comments about the shoot eft her even more reputable with the press, yet still left them gossiping about the "sex card."

Michelle said...

I might be becoming one of those people that falls every trick Ted pulls--but is it possible that this is not a Glee blind?? I have been going with that based on the obvious thing with sexy poses and him supposedly saying on Twitter that there was a Glee blind coming...but there's a new blind today that sounds like it has to be Naya Rivera. Maybe that is the blind he was referring to when he said there was a Glee blind coming and not this one?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can you tell us if Lorin Sniffle-Puss is in Glee or not? Or is it male or female?
—Forever Sunshine

Dear Puss Show:
What would possibly make you think Lor is one of those singing Gleeks? That show's full of angels!"


- Ted told us on twitter that this bv would be about glee

hordac said...

Yes, I think now that this may not be a Glee blind at all due to today's BV that really points to Naya Rivera. But it could still be Lea or Dianna as he hasn't confirmed yay or nay for Glee on this one either! Ted is going to milk these it seems. We are not going to get much in the way of clues for these suspected Glee vices.

Caz1310 said...

Methinks Ted is changing the rules to keep everyone on their toes... think we need to be more open-minded that he's not necessarily playing by the old rules.

The Spie said...

Caz: He's not necessarily changing the rules. In fact, doing back-to-back blinds on The New Hot Show fits into his MO perfectly. The continuous Twilight blinds, the mass of vampire-related BVs earlier this year...if anything, he's following the rules. Glee might be one of those sets, like Twilight, where a lot of smutty stuff is happening behind the scenes, and he's just taking advantage of its transient popularity to get hits from the Gleetards.

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

I completely disagree that this is the Glee blind. Like I said on the other blind before working in non-profit fundraising and starting studying my career change into anthropology I actually did work in the entertainment industry in the department where marketing meets legal.

Given my background I believe the timing of the Twitter where he had a Glee blind coming up and how long it takes to get a gossip column approved through legal, I would say the Glee blind is the other one as this cocaine one was too short a turn around for something it to get approved via legal.

E! for sure would want every single blind through legal to make sure they don't get sued as they have many other writers who write more on the other end of entertainment writing spectrum as well.

So I think this is actually a Gossip Girl blind given the other AIA's are Gossip Girl cast members. I think the Chord AIA is some sort of red herring.

BlahBlahBlah said...

Personally I am positive that this is Lea Michele. Maybe Ted is just running two glee blind vices in a row. The way he chose to use Pat Poison-Puss/Lea Michele as an example of how someone's new nickname works in the same bitch back is all but revealing that it is her especially as he adds that she is free for a new nickname. Plus she is the only person on TV I can think of that has caused a media storm and had an abrupt weight loss.

Tara said...

I will also repeat what I said in the Chiquita thread, just like Valerie did, when saying that Ted holds onto BVs for weeks before printing them, because he does not want them to coincide with related information if something correlating to the blind were to be released in the press. For example, see Laurence Fishburne's BV. Just because he is breaking the BV today, doesn't mean it happened yesterday. He saves blinds for the right time because of legal issues and timing with movie premieres, etc, or to confuse us when another celeb comes out with a similar scandal (see Pepper Harthman). He easily could have found out about this 2 months ago and held onto it until now.

Tara said...

So the "gossiping about the sex card" part--I believe Ted to be referring to said actor/actress' V-card (aka virginity). Is there someone on the cast who is rumored to possibly be a virgin? If not, based on my limited knowledge and viewing of this show, Cory Monteith plays/played a virgin. I don't know if this is true anymore, but don't hate. Also, from google I am seeing Jayma Mays is a virgin on the show as well? Might be reading into it, but it seems like a solid clue as to who this may be.

hordac said...

Judging from the BB`s today, this is definitely a Glee vice, Lea was eliminated but was a very close guess, I am going with Dianna Agron for this one!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I see that you are yet to respond to a question about Lorin Sniffle-Puss. I think this is because you know that you have made it ridiculously obvious that this is Lea Michele. The headline comes days after the GQ photos are released with the title "Sexy Poses Ain't the Half of It." Not to mention you said it was a Glee Blind Vice on your Twitter. I lost tons of respect for her if she is doing drugs and I also lost some respect for you for outing her so obviously. Not cool.
—Marisa

Dear Sniffin' Around:
Not going to lie, you've got a good B.V. instinct, but your snout might not be totally on its A game. Not this time. It ain't Lea."

"Dear Ted:
It seems with great success comes great drama in Hollywood. So, how soon will we actually see the Glee cast fall into this? Maybe I'm just a pessimist, or just a too-frequent reader of your blog.
—Dana

Dear Stage Drama:
Uh, Dana, where have you been? That set is a Blind Vice gold mine—drama doesn't even begin to describe it."

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

Thanks Hordac! I for one am insulted by all the fakery that Hollywood bigwigs try to make those who work under them in PR/Marketing/Legal pawn off on the general public. From the heart and from experience.

On the other hand I definately don't buy a lot of what Ted/Lainey/etc. are pushing either. There are a LOT of jealous buggers out there who'd sell a lie to Ted, etc for a few quid or even for revenge for some small slight. Plus sex and drugs make for lurid headlines which sell papers and they want to sell their mag/network/etc. just as much as those covering the vices want to sell TV/films.

My experience is the vices of the behind the scenes bigwig people (most normal everyday people would not know the names) of are FAR FAR worst than anything they cover up for their performers. I could say things but then I'd have to pay out the nose for breaking old NDA's and I like owning a house and some extra acres in the country. I don't mind being a student again but I don't want to be broke too!

For the record I question the Hollywood studio dairy AND the gossip mag cheesefactory both equally. One is trying to sell milk as pure and clean, and the other is telling us it's all curdled, moldy, and smelly cheese - the truth is sometimes both and sometimes neither IMHO.

All people have good and bad sides/days, and sometimes the bigger the talent the bigger the shameful side, not trying to justify just saying without breaking any old NDA's or having to write my own blinds (something I refuse to do on principle).

Someday after all the new schooling is done and I achieve some of my new better goals and whatnot I might use it for fictional fodder.

However I'd never do it the way Ted/Lainey/Perez/etc do it. I just think you can make the same point without being so mean. I think people are inheritly good and not cow or sheep or robots. I like the way JK Rowling puts buries the ideas in the HP books, more my style I think than how the rags do it. Ultimately I think more effective too.

hordac said...

Interesting post Valerie! Yes, I am sure that a lot of incorrect information is fed to the gossips and tabloids for a variety of reasons, it can't just be assumed that the sugary ones are fake and the dirty vicey stuff true. Just goes to show that you can't really take things at face value.

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

I do understand now though why it's fun to try and guess who it's supposed to be even if it isn't true it doesn't matter it's like a game to follow the clues!

PrincessTiff said...

How about someone from Gossip Girl? During their first or second season, their ad-campaign revolved around the slogan "OMFG"

Valerie Feria - Isacks said...

Princess, I think the majority here think it is a Glee blind but I'm still open to this possibly being a Gossip Girl blind. I don't watch that show so I've no clue who it could be but am curious.

Who do you think it is?

luckybug said...

Don't think it's Gossip Girl. They film in NYC, so the LA/doing coke when out of town doesn't really make sense.

Besides, Blake's got the best legs on that set, and she's been aint'ed.

blurry vice said...

"
Dear Ted:
You've talked about the casting couch a few times, including one that resulted in an Oscar win. My question is if any of the people who take part in casting couches have significant others, and do those significant others know about the casting couch activities? Also, are either Naya Rivera or Dianna Agron B.V.s?
—Ezy

Dear Pillow Talk:
Funny you should ask those questions together, Ezy. Any par-tick reason? But to answer your Q's: Yes, casting couch cuties often have significant others, but who cares in Hollywood. It's all part of the fame game. As for Glee Vices, well, there's at least one (not counting Pat Poisonpuss)...but who's to say it's either of these ladies?"

blurry vice said...

As stated above, Ted said on Twitter the day before this BV that there would be a Glee BV the next day. That is why we know this is about someone from Glee.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said that some effed-up stuff is going down on the Glee set. Do you mean, like, sex stuff or weird stuff? Like Chiquita maybe?
–M

Dear Nice Try:
Sex stuff certainly isn't a bad place to start guessing!"

Georgia Barrett said...

I'm wondering if the moniker "Snifflepuss" is, instead of just referring to the obvious Vice, a clue pointing toward Dianna Agron's nasal voice... She always sounds like she has a head cold to me.

Rita, Montreal said...

In today's BBs, I think Ted gave us a bigger hint of the possibility of Lea being a repeat offender, re: the nose candy

Dear Ted:
If you were to reveal the identity of a B.V. and they then got up to more naughty business, would you create a new B.V. name for them, continue with the old one, or just give up on them completely?
—Renee and Buzz

Dear Vice Vanity:
New name. It's happened before, of course. These celebs can never keep their noses clean for too long.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've been thinking about some of the Blind Vices and I have a few ideas. I know that you can't tell me if I am right or wrong, but maybe you could tell me if I am hot or cold? Before you answer, I live on five acres of land and have adopted four cats, two beagles, a hound dog and a chow. Alter Ego Salami is Russell Brand, Strawberry Snort 'Em is Rihanna, Lorin Sniffle Puss is Dianna Agron and Oded Good-Head is Eminem. What can you tell me?
—Karen

Dear Farmville:
You're extra-guilting me today with all those pooches and pussy cats, Karen, so I'll tell you this: You're warm on one guess but way cold on the rest. I'll leave it up to you to figure out what's what."

hordac said...

Hmmm, i think this eliminates Dianna for this one. If Lea certainly would explain her weight loss. Would be very happy if this is not Dianna, I like her.

hordac said...

Sorry guys, I just realized Lea had been eliminated, so its neither of them. Hmmm...

Rita, Montreal said...

Can someone lead me to when he had eliminated Lea Michele? All I see is him saying is that Glee vices do include casting couches, not including Pat Poisonous... Lea is Pat, her vice was revealed, and it wasn't sexual, it was about diva attitude.

To me, this does not eliminate her. Or did I miss another Ted answer?

Georgia Barrett said...

"Dear Ted:
I see that you are yet to respond to a question about Lorin Sniffle-Puss. I think this is because you know that you have made it ridiculously obvious that this is Lea Michele. The headline comes days after the GQ photos are released with the title "Sexy Poses Ain't the Half of It." Not to mention you said it was a Glee Blind Vice on your Twitter. I lost tons of respect for her if she is doing drugs and I also lost some respect for you for outing her so obviously. Not cool.
—Marisa

Dear Sniffin' Around:
Not going to lie, you've got a good B.V. instinct, but your snout might not be totally on its A game. Not this time. It ain't Lea."

Georgia Barrett said...

I believe that is what you were looking for... I think that's pretty decisive. He's not being vague like he sometimes is.

Rita, Montreal said...

missed that one. thanks georgia.

Kristen said...

Dianna is out (from today's Bitch-Back!):

"Dear Ted:
Lorin Sniffle Puss has to be Dianna Agron right?
—anonymous

Dear Snice Try:
What makes you all think Lorin is from Glee? Is it something I tweeted? But no, Dianna is not the nose-candy culprit."

I'm glad because I like her, and I was hoping that she was smarter than that. Honestly, I was debating between her and Chris Colfer because he always seems full of energy, but I don't know that he would be described as having a great body.

If it's a girl, then what about Heather Morris? She's a professional dancer, so she's in killer shape, and with fantastic legs.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Lorin Sniffle Puss has to be Dianna Agron right?
—anonymous

Dear Snice Try:
What makes you all think Lorin is from Glee? Is it something I tweeted? But no, Dianna is not the nose-candy culprit."

Georgia Barrett said...

So... Huh. I feel pretty certain that he made it pretty clear on twitter that this IS a Glee vice. Right? He stated the day before this vice that he had a Glee vice for us the next day, yeah?


" got a super-sexy #Robsten item tom, plus a new #Glee Blind Vice! about 16 hours ago via web "

I wonder from that BB if he's trying to direct the non-Glee believers to his twitter and clarify that it IS a Glee vice. Or if he's trying to confuse people.

But, ditto on the Heather Morris guess, but I really hope not. I love her.

Jamee said...

Like I said on the Chiquita thread, I am changing direction. I think this is NOT the Glee vice. Yes, he tweeted that a blind would be about Glee, but he very quickly put out a second vice after this one about Chiquita.

What about Leighton Meester? No, GG doesn't shoot in LA, but I don't think that's a definitive clue to this one. She is in LA a lot, no? And she was shooting Country Stong AND every once in a while does performances for her own music. So she has a lot on her plate. She has dimples, too. The blind says Lorin has a lot of headlines, and no one else from Glee except Lea and Dianna (for GQ cover) has gotten much press.

Just throwing that out there! Ted notting Lea and Dianna have sort of taken the wind out of my sails for this one.

Michelle said...

I agree with Jamee, I don't think this is the Glee vice either. The only thing kinda throwing me is the name "Chiquita". Ted already got taken to task in one of the BBs for using a stereotype in the BBs (I think that 'offended' questioner was just trying to be sneaky and get some information out of him-it didn't work). I think his tweet could apply to either of those vices-he never specified exactly when the Glee vice was coming. It just so happens that this is the one that came out right after he tweeted that.

Haha-Jamee, me too. I don't watch GG or 90210, Vampire Diaries or some of the other ensemble casts that get featured in the AT a lot so I am clueless where to go with this one. VD cast is already a BV, right? I think trying to get Ted to eliminate Leighton Meester is a good start.

MichelleH

Michelle said...

Throwing in a guess of Paul Wesley for this after some comments from Ted about him in today's BBs. Is Paul a top suspect for another BV?I still think Lorin could be a guy.

Rita, Montreal said...

Great guess Michelle! Ted just confirmed today that Paul is a BV, and that he has a bad attitude outside the show... Also, Ted HAS NEVER answered if Lorin is a boy or a girl... or did he? Does anyone remember?

Michelle said...

Haha, and as I said I don't watch the show. :)

Yeah, it seemed in Ted's answer he was focused on his body and his bad boy attitude which made me think of this blind. I don't think Ted has confirmed whether Lorin is a guy or a girl--does anyone else know?

MichelleH

Rita, Montreal said...

Ted Notted Paul Wesley this morning for Alter-Ego Salami, but reconfirmed that he's a Vicer.

His chances of being Lorin Sniffle-Puss just got better. also, he could be Nelly Fang: I know he had notted him, but maybe we should review that he truly had notted him, and not given an non Ted answer.

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raccoonelephant said...

Ted mentioned Lorin will be in awards season....hmm

Gonna throw this out there, Anne Hathaway. This blind came out when she was heavily promoting Sex and Other Drugs. She was notted only before this blind came out. And Ted has mentioned her hot body before.

I don't think it is Paul, I think he is one of the people in "the cast who smokes pot" blind. And Vampire Diaries won't be nominated for awards. Glee already is nominated for golden globes. Maybe Matthew Morrison?

Rita, Montreal said...

Raccoon, btw, that was me asking about the bv!

Personnally I am more inclined to believe this is for Paul, for when the pot-smoking blind went out - will have to check out timetable again - he had let it be known that the cast was surprisingly mellow. And the last time had mentioned Paul being a Blind Vice, he had stated that Paul has a nasty/bitchy attitude. Which to me would fit a lot more with this blind.

Kristen said...

I don't think it's Paul. What awards would he be nominated for? Plus, the Vice clearly states that Lorin is new to Hollywood, and Paul isn't exactly new. His role on TVD is the biggest role he's ever gotten (I think), but I remember seeing him on "The OC" back in 2003. And he's guest starred in a bunch of other series too.

I still think it's someone from "Glee" based on the "taxed cast" thing. They're known as being one of the hardest working casts on TV because they have to sing and dance in addition to act. They work something like 16-18 hour days. The real question, I think, is who from that cast.

I previously guessed Heather Morris, but the thing about awards season disqualifies her.

I don't think Matthew Morrison works either because he's from Broadway. Those people are notoriously strict about what they will and will not put into their bodies. Cocaine could ruin his voice. He wouldn't risk that. Stephen Tobolowsky (he played Sandy Ryerson on "Glee") has a podcast, and in one episode, he talked about a conversation he had with Matthew Morrison, and Matthew said something about how in order to continue his career on Broadway, he had to keep making sure he could still hit the "high A" musical note when singing. Plus, he's not new. Aside from all of his time on Broadway, he's had small parts in movies for a few years now.

I'm going back to one of my original guesses that I mentioned: Chris Colfer. He's brand new to the scene. He has three on-screen credits, the first of which is a short film from 2009, right before "Glee". He seems to be full of energy quite a bit. And considering that his character's gay bullying and gay romance storylines have been huge focuses of the show this season (to the point fans complain that his character is taking over), that's where the "sex card" thing comes into play. It's just the "hot bod" thing that seems questionable. He is definitely svelte, though.

Kristen said...

Oh, and Chris was nominated for both a Golden Globe and a SAG award this past week.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I really hope you answer this one! Lorin Sniffle-Puss, in your B.V., you have made sure that you never reveal the Vicer's gender: Lorin this, Lorin that, Sniffle me this and Sniffle me that...Tell us, Ted, is Lorin a dude?
—Rita

Dear Holiday Treat:
But where would the fun in that be? I'll tell you this: Lorin will be poking his/her Sniffle-Puss around awards season."

Rita, Montreal said...

Please note that the People's Choice are also part of the awards season. And poking his/her Sniffle-Puss would mean hitting the red carpet, and not being nominated necessarily, in my book. Am thinking we can look on non-nominated players as well!

Michelle said...

Was starting to get behind the Chris Colfer guess but I think Ted notted him in today's BBs. I agree with Rita though, I think Ted was not necessarily saying the person is nominated, but more implying that the person is on a nominated show.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Now that Chris Colfer is getting all the awards attention, how are the other Glee castmembers taking it? And has Chris been a B.V., or is he still too new to the Biz?
—MM

Dear Gleeming Goss:
While I'm sure there are one or two castmates left out from the award season blitz that are butt-hurt about it, remember Chris wasn't the only one honored this season. So the delish divas that might otherwise get all hissy about it are well appeased. As for Vicey goings on, Chris leaves that to his other castmembers."

Rita, Montreal said...

So positively, other cast memberS, not member, are confirmed B.V.s

Anyone guessed Mark Sallin for this one (you know, the dude with the punky attitude - sorry, have stopped watching the show this season).

Must compare his dark circles (a big lead on powder over-consummation), and he certainly has the abs. Has anyone guessed Mark?

That is if my main guess, Paul Wesley, is out for being already a cool pot smoker with the cast in another blind.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Lorin Sniffle-Puss ever worked with Toothy Tile? Is Lorin better known for work in tv or movies? Thanks!
—Glory

Dear Sniffing Around:
Nope, Toothy and Lorin have not worked together. And I would say that Lorin is talented in more ways than one. Perhaps even more than Toothy?"

Rita, Montreal said...

ah, again, no gender indication!

And if Lorin is more talented in more ways than Toothy, would that mean a wider range of talent, meaning a hint at a singing career? Does anyone see anything else in his answer?

raccoonelephant said...

Ted used my question again, yay! Third time! Makes this game much more exciting---Glory/Raccoon

Molly said...

Rita - the first thing I thought was someone who was a singer as well as actor/actress. That could be any of the Glee kids as well as various Disney/tween folks. All signs do seem to keep pointing toward McKinley High, though.

(BTW, I used to comment as J, but I noticed there are several Js around here, so trying to be different.)

Alejandra said...

I like the Paul W. guess- but like Rita said, if he isn't part of the pot smoking cast.

Kristen said...

Ted answered a bunch of BV questions today. Heather Morris is out for this Blind Vice.

I know that I said before that I didn't think it could be Matthew Morrison because I figured that his Broadway background would force him to be strict about that stuff. But I guess not everybody is like Lea Michele in that regard. Plus, it's not like Lorin does it that much, I guess.

Anyway, after Ted said that Lorin could be considered more talented than Jake Gyllenhaal, I could only think of one person from "Glee" who could fit that description, so I E-mailed Ted. He answered me today:

"Dear Ted:
I am one of the newer Glee fans out there, and though I have problems with the show, I am always impressed with how talented the cast is. It will be sad when most of them get phased out for a new crop of kids, but at least they'll keep around Matthew Morrison, who I think is their most valuable asset. That said, as impressed with him as I am, I gotta ask: Has he ever been a Blind Vice? When I see interviews of his, sometimes something seems a bit off, like maybe he has a secret to hide. Am I on to something?
–BC

Dear Double Trouble:
Yes, Matthew's been a Vice. But we totally heart him! I wouldn't say something is "off" about him. You're barking up the wrong Blind."

Maybe I'm misreading Ted's answer, but I think he's pretty clearly implying that whatever Matthew's Vice is, it isn't related to his sexuality. Back to Lorin: "[T]he supple star has brilliantly gotten folks gossiping about the sex card. About this particular star, that is. Works as an awfully nice diversion." People have been wondering about Matthew's sexual orientation ever since he came on the scene. There was even a very uncomfortable Elle interview about it. That would certainly distract people from noticing an occasional drug problem, especially when so many other stars are much more heavy into it than it sounds like he might be.

So, yeah, I will be the first to admit when I'm wrong, and I think that I was. I mean, the name sounds similar to Lea's BV name, and she's been friend with Matthew for years, which would give more reason for Ted to pick out this particular BV name for Matthew Morrison. So apologies to all of you who thought it was MM. I should have listened. Especially since I think this is the only non-gay BV that could be about him.

Michelle said...

If this is a Glee blind, I really like Matthew Morrison for this too. This blind was posted around. the time of the Rocky Horror episode of Glee and in that episode MM sang an entire song shirtless. Let's just say in my humble opinion, his body lived up to the hype in this blind. I think he is a major contender since I'm convinced this is a guy. I still like Paul Wesley if he's not part of the other cast blind. Knowing MM has a BV is a huge piece of info!

Ted looks like he's on the verge of giving us major clues about Chiquita's identity. That could help us a lot-at least if we are operating under the assumption that there is only one Glee blind (or should I say, only one in addition to Pat Poisonpuss).

MH

MH

Kristen said...

"That could help us a lot-at least if we are operating under the assumption that there is only one Glee blind (or should I say, only one in addition to Pat Poisonpuss)."

I'm not sure why people are assuming this. Just because Ted said there was a Glee Blind Vice coming up doesn't mean that he couldn't have had more than one coming up. This and the Chiquita one are spaced about a week apart. Maybe after he made that statement about having a Glee BV coming up, he found out about Chiquita and just had to post it. I am certain that both are about Glee stars. Naya Rivera fits the other one too perfectly, and the other popular guess, Blake Lively, is almost certainly Veronica Bee-Stings. On this one, the "taxed cast" thing has me convinced this has to be about a member of the Glee cast since they're known for being the most overworked cast on TV.

Kristen said...

Since Matthew isn't a top suspect yet (still need more info), I'm going to post this BB question that mentions him:

"Dear Ted:
Since your Blind Vice Bitch-Back dissolved into another Robert Pattinson-Kristen Stewart "discussion," would you mind letting me know what Matthew Morrison's B.V. entails? Also, is your obvious concern for Princess Powder-Puff because she is or may be pregnant?
—Jenna

Dear Picky:
Morrison's keeping it low-key for now, which is why Robsten rules the blog day in and day out. Trust, if we had some dish on that hottie tottie—it would be all over (as it has been in the past). Oh, and we will always be first string on Princess Powder Puff's team. Doubt she's preggers, though. She's not one to jump on that bandwagon, certainly because it would mean she'd have to be really chemical-free, not just pretend."

I'm trying to decode what Ted is saying. I think that he's saying that he has reported on Matthew Morrison gossip before, not necessarily about his Vicey behaviors, at least not using MM's real name.

I think that we should ask a question that, if it's MM, will keep him in the running with a few other people (so Ted isn't as hesitant to answer), but that also eliminates almost everyone from the Gossip Girl and Vampire Diaries crowds, since they've been brought up a few times. Something along the lines of, "Has Lorin Sniffle-Puss ever been in a major theater production (outside of high school or college)?" That would also eliminate most of the Glee cast too, so we don't have to exhaust everyone there.

Rita, Montreal said...

Kristen! I so absolutely agree. This is Matthew Morrison. When reading today's Ted I noticed the same thing. Ted is letting more and more show his blinds' true colors when he can. And regarding the photoshoot, it was the one for Vogue where Matthew showed those surprisingly defined abs. Thought he was a skinny dude.

Kristen said...

Rita, any chance you could ask Ted a question that could help solidify Morrison as a suspect? I gave an example above, but if you have a better one, go for it. I was the one who got him to reveal both that Matthew's been a Blind Vice and (I think) that it's not one related to sexuality, so I might be pushing my luck by trying to get more info about this Vice. I might have one E-mail address left that I haven't used, but I think it might give me away as the same person.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Lorin Sniffle-Puss Heather Morris?
– Mary

Dear Gleek Out:
Nope, Heather has stayed out of B.V. territory, so far."

blurry vice said...

I agree, with Ted saying that Matthew Morrison is a BV I think this is his.

Kristen said...

I've only started following this site a few months ago, but I can't think of any others that sound like they could be about him. Especially with how recently he became mainstream famous, and not just Broadway famous, we could almost do a timeline verification with him. Just start with September 2009, or May 2009 if we're being generous (but I highly doubt anyone would have cared that much after just one episode of Glee airing.) But I still want a few more clues to feel more confident.

Rita, Montreal said...

Will do Kristin. My only other guess for this one was Paul Wesley. Ted had confirmed that Paul is a BV, if this in not Paul, means Paul's the one with the pot-smoking cast.

More and more, after reading on Matthew, and the veiled snark that Ted at times uses when reporting on him, Lorin Sniffle is Morrison all the way! Nice going Kristen! Bravo!

Kristen said...

Well, I certainly wasn't the first one to suggest it. Hell, I didn't believe it could be him at first, since I figured a Broadway vet would be smart enough not to do something that could ruin his voice. Heh, guess not. But the comment about Lorin being more talented than Toothy/Jake made me reconsider.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just wanted to test my sleuth skills and see how on point I am. Princess Powderpuff, Lucretia Johnson, Lorin Snifflepuss—is that the correct order from

youngest to oldest of some of my favorite Vicey stars?
—Dallas

Dear Ageless When Vicey:
Get to reworking that list, hon!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Lea Michelle changed after she was revealed to be a raging diva? We know there's at least one other girl on the show that has a named Vice, but do any of the guys? If so, are they of the magnitude that they deserve a name? My rescue kitten, Bubbles, and I really want to know. Cold up north!
—F

Dear Det. Diva:
Of course, the Glee guys are just as dangerous in the ‘tude department—sometimes more so! And yes, one of the guys is a member of the exclusive Vice club, too. At least one, promise! Hope ya keep warm with Bubbles."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You say that Lea Michele's Glee costars are doing far worse things. Do you have any examples? I really hope it's not Dianna or Cory. They seem so nice and

down-to-earth.
—M

Dear Fear the Glee:
I mean that Lea is more of a diva than an addict of sorts. The girl is pretty squeaky-clean when it comes to the really bad stuff. Still, pretty sure it

hurts her more that the cast finds her a handful of diva (as overused as it is) than anything else. As for Dianna and Cory, they aren't the worst of the

bunch, and if you can't decipher the Vice on that sitcom, you haven't been watching for long."

"Dear Ted:
You say Matthew Morrison doesn't have an ounce of diva, but I don't believe it! He sure seems confident in his lady-killing abilities—not to mention his

musical talent. I love the guy, but I think there's some diva in the dude. Can you dish a little more on him? Anything Vicey going on? My rescues Giles,

Angel, Stella and Smacky send their love!
—Thal

Dear Diva or Dude:
Wish I could give you something to pout about, but the Glee frontrunner is so loved by those castmates of his that I don't think we'll ever get to the dirt

past their dealing with Lea on set. Still, I'm crossing my fingers that one of these days Lea will just lose it and go on a crazy rant about each and every

one of her frienemies. Kisses to all your lovely rescues, hon!"

*DanaK* said...

JOHN STAMOS!DIMPLES' ROCKIN BOD, TONS OF TALENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG ITS HIM!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Me and my three adorable pups so love your column! Anyway, I think I figured some Vices out: Heather Morris is Lorin Sniffle-Puss and Nelly Fang is Ian

Somerhalder? Am I right?
—Maia

Dear Guesses Galore:
Sorry, M, but you're wrong on both accounts. Closer on one than the other though...much closer, actually. It's like you've almost sunk your teeth into it."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
How dare you tease us with Glee gal Vices without spilling them. We need something to get us through the long summer hiatus. How about hints on some of the

Blind Vices for the Glee babes (and hunks) and letting your viewers try to guess which one is for which Gleek?
—Cynthia

Dear Listen Up:
One is sexy, one is stupid and one is just plain sad. Oh, and one is a dude."

"Dear Ted:
Well done on the cigs. How many weeks without now? You said that one of the Glee boys has a Vice, but I was wondering: Is it sexuality related, chemical,

attitude or is he a backup in the Vice of one of the girls? Oh, and what do you think of Max Adler on Glee? Some great acting going on there.
—Frith

Dear Sniff Sniff:
That was me crying over how naughty this devilish dude is. Or, you know, something else. As for Maxy, I think he's great on the show. He definitely gets to

play a complex character—much to the dismay of some of his castmates who have been on the show longer and who have nada in terms of storyline."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I finally figured out Kristen Stewart's Blind Vice. It's Lorin Sniffle-Puss, isn't it? Because you said K.Stew is into men so her Vice has to be drugs. Am I

right?
—Shakkey

Dear Stew The Pot:
Interesting guess, but totally off this time. Sorry, Shak! Trust, there are plenty of different Vice types besides just dudes or drugs. You're going to have

to sniff around (tho, not in the way Lorin does) to find K.Stew's delicious little secret. Better luck next time!"

Shannon said...

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this, but I'm pretty sure this IS Matthew Morrison now, because of the term "honey-bun." That's a song in South Pacific, which MM was in in New York...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Have Lorin Snifflepuss and Crescent Kumquat ever hooked up?
—M

Dear Would Be Hot:
Nope, but that's an interesting pairing. Think we can make it happen?"

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