Awful Truth's Crotch-Uh-Lastic Archive

Another archive from Ted and crew!  This time Crotch-Uh-Lastic, and you can check it out here. 

The Perp: Crotch Uh-Lastic
Primary Vice: Closeted actor
Blind Bio: Well respected thespian recruits the studs to play out fictional sexual scenarios before their big bang—and he can't get it up unless said situation is pursued! Crotch usually sends assistants to pick out his man-meat for him, and his handlers are getting concerned because his sexual dalliances around H-Wood are becoming less and less of a secret.

I'm so glad that eonline is getting organized.  We're not the only ones keeping track on these things!  Also, see our label for all of our posts here on this site on CUL.  Here is our post which includes a complete list of everyone Ted has eliminated.  We believe he is James Franco.