Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Lainey - Her First Request

From Lainey yesterday Oct 5 -

Her First Request


Is always cocaine. Whenever she’s booked for something, whenever she’s scheduled to be somewhere, whenever she has to be on, or off, or pretty much standing these days, she needs a bump first, and the lowlies are required to procure her some, which she’ll eventually chase with hard liquor, a habit she’s become quite famous for.
Up until now she’s been able to manage herself quite well. “She’s always been a functioning drug user and drinker, she always gets her sh-t done.” But now that sh-t is turning nasty. It shows up on the side job, ugly, revealing, personal rants that go too long and elicit only embarrassment. Or it shows up as the bitch with her hand between her legs and her tongue stuck in the ear of some leering dickhead whose name she can’t remember the next day.
And her people aren’t doing anything about it. Because, frankly, “this is part of her image, it’s not like (she) ever pretended she never partied. When she talks about partying, everyone gets a cheque”. Enablers notwithstanding, it’s taking those who really care about her longer to notice.
In her case, then, I guess it’s the exact opposite of the child employees: they f-ck up because they’re not allowed to, she f-cks up because she’s encouraged to. Either way it’s becoming a serious problem, exacerbated by the fact that she was recently dumped by a dude who could no longer handle her lifestyle and then immediately moved on to a wholesome new broad 10 years younger.

discuss...

34 comments:

Brittany said...

Chelsea Handler.

talia said...

paris hilton?!?
old bf: doug reinhard with new girlfriend (miss world), although she's not 10 years younger

Tara said...

Brittany, love the guess. Dave Salmoni would be the guy who dumped her. She is sponsored by freaking Belvedere.

hordac said...

Agree - Chelsea Handler immediately popped to mind. The part that screams her is the ranting part.

Malee1733 said...

Oh well now that offscreen chemistry will be one to watch. You know Reese is about as square as it gets in Hollywood. And Chelsea... is not.

--Lainey today

*Bean said...

what about kesha?

MM said...

Can't be Kesha. That would mean her ex dumped her for a 13 year old.

*Bean said...

she's only 23?!i thought she was at least 28.

Jamee said...

yep chelsea handler. it was mostly the “this is part of her image, it’s not like (she) ever pretended she never partied. When she talks about partying, everyone gets a cheque” part. basically, she blabs about her ridiculous party/boozing ways in her books and makes a lot of money for it. no brainer. the only other option if she is ever notted is courtney love. she was dumped by andre balazs a few months ago after she came out about sexing it up with kate moss and didn't approve of her behavior, which fits those clues.

methinks this best fits chelea, especially after lainey's hint though.

Jessica said...

I'm not convinced this is Chelsea. Wouldn't Lainey make some mention about her "rebound" with 50 Cent?

I guess I could see this as Paris, especially with the recent drug bust...

undisciplened-i said...

Kate Moss. lainey has commented on her cocaine use on several occasions in the past. Plus she is well known for her snorting and boozing.

Darla said...

Kate Hudson?

In her liveblog today, Lainey eliminated every guess but that one.

Ross Family Five said...

I automatically thought of Courtney Love for this one. Darla, did Lainey Not her today?

fester said...

In the liveblog, Lainey eliminated:
Cameron Diaz
Lindsay Lohan
Kate Moss
Susan Sarandon
Tina Fey
Drew Barrymore
Avril Lavigne

mo-mo said...

Probably Chelsea Handler. Courtney Love is a good guess too though.

A long shot would be Jenny McCarthy. Probably not her, but the part about "some dude whose name she can’t remember the next day" just reminded me of her going on and on lately about how much she's been dating since splitting with Jim C.

Rita, Montreal said...

On this one, I immediately thought of Pamela Anderson.

Getting paid to party, getting paid to get trashed.

Pictured looking bombed, trashed, a hand between her legs, and a loser sticking his tongue in her ear... Or a loser pictured on top of her.

My other guess, because of the bitch pictured with a hand between her legs, and her tongue sticking in someone else`s ear, and looking more and more trashy: Lady GAGA.

Thoughts?

Kathy said...

"or pretty much standing these days"

This line points to Chelsea for me, because she's a stand up comic.

Bindi said...

Hi all - been lurking a bit but def new to the blind item world - love this site! To me Malee's post above confirms it is Chelsea, no? That coupled with Lainey notting almost everyone but Chelsea?

Malee1733 said...
Oh well now that offscreen chemistry will be one to watch. You know Reese is about as square as it gets in Hollywood. And Chelsea... is not.
--Lainey today

alliegoogle said...

Chelsea Handler, she just switched from Grey Goose vodka to the Polish brand Belvedere, they are her new tour sponsor. Seeing that they are European they would write her "cheques".

Rachel said...

I know next to nothing about Chelsea Handler. If y'all say it's her I believe you.
I don't think it is Courtney Love though-I don't see how anyone would say she's been a "functioning addict" in the past, she's notorious for her out of control substance abuse.

Jamee said...

allie--Yes, you're right for Belvedere part, but Lainey writes in British English, not American, because she's Canadian. So that's never a hint...just sayin :)

Sarah said...

Yeah, Chelsea Handler immediately sprung to mind for me. Courtney Love definitely not a functioning drinker and drug user. The fact that Lainey didn't eliminate Kate Hudson is interesting, of course. But still, feel convinced it's Chelsea, esp given Lainey's hint.

Tara said...

Mo-Mo, Jenny and Chelsea are good friends. I still like Chelsea best for this, but Jenny is a good runner-up IMO. It helps that she had the big Jim Carrey breakup, but he had a complete psychotic breakdown VIA twitter, so if I had to guess, I would say he has some more serious issues.

Clancy said...

I thought the child employee thing might be a hint. I was thinking Sienna Miller but can't back it up with the dude who dropped her. I think she's still with that hound, Jude Law.

Michelle said...

It was Paris Hilton who first sprang to mind given the cocaine and the fact that it is part of her image...but I like the Chelsea guess better. This is definitely part of her image-she has written at least two books that I can think of about drinking and sleeping around. I suppose Courtney Love would fit too, but she's so out there with that and so obviously out of control, there'd be no point in making it blind.

Tara said...

I want to say Chelsea calls her employees her kids or refers to them as acting like children often.

Tara said...

Old story from 2008, someone who was wired with a mic (could only be host/round table/guests) was caught doing blow (by sound) on Chelsea Lately according to a show staffer. It was never released who.

http://defamer.gawker.com/5035017/which-guest-on-last-nights-chelsea-lately-was-caught-doing-blow

Hez said...

Whoa! I had totally forgotten that 2008 Defamer post Tara linked to, and as I scrolled down, I notice I apparently nailed it in the comments back then. ;-)

I love it when a blind comes together.

Tara said...

That is awesome; a two year old post!! You called it!

roseyf said...

I don't watch the show, but I caught the beginning of Chelsea Lately last night. Does she always look that rough? At best, she looked exhausted and at worst, she looked strung out. (It was her 600th episode, vids of the opening monologue are everywhere online.)

Anyway, seeing her last night made me remember this blind, and made it seem like perhaps the "functioning" part isn't so true anymore. I know it's completely subjective, but adds a little to this being her.

Tara said...

Yeah sometimes she looks great and other times it looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet. Her hair is everywhere and puffy face--no good!

wed33d said...

http://www.tvsquad.com/2010/11/16/chelsea-handler-forgets-to-turn-off-mic-in-the-bathroom/

This pretty much confirms the Gawker blind.

Moderators, can http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2010/10/lainey-her-first-request.html be tagged with a Chelsea Handler tag?

titeju said...

Another article full of clues from Lainey today about Jen's new BFF. This is so obvious she could have link it directly to her blind item! See for yourselves: http://laineygossip.com/Jennifer_Aniston_and_Chelsea_Handler_spend_Thanksgiving_together_in_Mexico_26nov10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Kirby said...

Chelsea Handler.

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