This makes me feel like a hundred years old, but I have been reading your column for a while, and I think I did finally solve one Blind Vice. It is the one about the action star who told his wife she was only allowed to wear dresses and he was acting like an oversize jerk to everyone. His public persona was much better at the time, and as I said this Vice is so old I most likely read it when we still had dial-up, but was it about ranting Mel?
Close, but no cigar. And I just told you who it is."
We'll update this post with the Blind Vice when we find it.
Top suspect: Arnold Schwarzenegger