Monday, October 4, 2010

Lainey - Any excuse to dress up

Yay, Lainey is on a roll with her blind riddles these days...

Any excuse to dress up

Hairspray (Full-Screen Edition)There was a party recently to celebrate the imminent arrival. So he took the opportunity to get dressed up, full lady costume, with his male friends, and sing and dance and flail about, and let the real him fly for a change, at least the afternoon, just like in the movies, while his expectant wife looked on... or away, I guess, depends how you see it. They say he feels free in character, this particular character.


But it wasn’t an open invitation for everyone. These curious affairs never are. Even the wait staff was required to have come off the same space ship. Like mandatory. While he would have preferred tall, dark, and handsome too, in this respect, at least lately, she’s been able to overrule him. Impulse control, however, has never been his strength. He’s been on a very, very short leash.

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20 comments:

blurry vice said...

john travolta

Tracey004 said...

"fly for a change" + "expectant wife" + "same space ship" = John Travolta

mo pie said...

The real question is, is he dressing up like Edna Turnblad from Hairspray?

Jennifer said...

Too easy...John Travolta

Rita, Montreal said...

Saw that on Entertrainment Tonight a few weeks ago, they had reported on the party, and yep, it was John Travolta in full big-lady-from-hairspray regalia!

The short leash is because of the National Enquirer Exposé.

Starting to wonder if Entertrainement Tonight bosses are with the spaceship community

Dave said...

I'm curious about Lainey's peculiar grammar in this blind. A long sentence with 9 commas in the first paragraph, then a mixture of short punchy sentences plus one long 5 comma sentence in the 2nd paragraph. Could this be a clue in some way? Although it's obviously Travolta anyway!

Hilary said...

Duh. Travolta.

hordac said...

Poor guy. I bet he is full of regrets.

Sara said...

This isn't even a blind. Obviously John. I wonder what kind of tight leash Kelly has him on though... maybe she's not allowing any more play dates?

I always wondered how Kelly got pregnant. Via artificial insemination?

Jessica said...

Wow, there's been a lot of gossip, blind and not-blind, about Travolta lately...how much longer can he really fight this? I realize he has a long-standing marriage and a kid on the way, but this is just silly at this point, no?

Tara said...

I just read a blind on BG that alludes Kelly may not even be prego! She may be wearing a prosthetic for show and baby will be adopted. Blind doesn't really work for anyone else, but it is quite outrageous. I don't know how reliable that site or the blind is....forget who the author was. But it is Scientology we are talking about......

Clancy said...

I was thinking the tight leash is probably because if he outs himself she loses the cushy financial situation she's in. I'm sure she's on a pretty wicket that no settlement could beat. Plus there's the welfare of their daughter to consider.
Interesting about the fake tummy. She DID seem to get big pretty quick. Or is that just me?
And yeah, I wondered how she got impregnated too...
Who'd wanna be a beard?? Why would you. No money in the world could compensate for a fake marriage as far as I'm concerned. A life half lived.

Clancy said...

Tara, I think she's having twins...

hordac said...

Considering her age alone (late forties), if Kelly is legitimatly pregnant then science was responsible in some way.

Tara said...

Clancy that is interesting since it would go with what you said about her "getting big" really quick. I thought it had been denied that she was having twins, and it was just a boy, but who knows what is up their sleeve.

http://blindgossip.com/?p=22266

Rita, Montreal said...

The oddest thing though, Kelly Preston looks like she is really pregnant: double chin, pumped lips, chubby arms, etc. You can fake the bump and the boobs, but the rest?

Not that I doubt that they would never get pregnant the old-fashioned way, more like the scientific way.

Caz1310 said...

I agree with all who have posted....Kelly looks genuinely pregnant and is large - thought she is having twins too. Of course Kelly knows all. How could anyone watch JT as Edna Turnblad and not suspect anything (that was my 'lightbulb moment' so to speak)- he had a lot of fun doing that role. Hope everything works out OK for them - they've had enough to endure over the past few years. For all the non-Oz contributors, what's the general reaction where you are - support or otherwise? Australian media is reporting shock, suprise/Kelly disgust/in the dark-type of articles and message boards are all over the place with a fair bit of homophobic horrible posts balanced by a lot of messages of support for JT.

Tara said...

I totally agree it is at very least scientific conception. I'm not saying she is not pregnant for real, but I don't think there is anything in these pics that could not be explained as anything more than letting yourself go a bit to make it more believable. These are from two weeks ago.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/17/kelly-preston-shows-off-b_n_720676.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/09/john-travolta-pregnant-ke_n_676069.html

Michelle said...

Caz-my impression is that there is support for Kelly and JT because of all they've been through with losing their son. I'm not sure anyone would care about Kelly necessarily but as Ted referenced in his SPMM blinds, I think there is a lot of goodwill towards JT that make his fans here overlook some the weirder stories about him.

When 47-year-old Kelly turned up pregnant I was pretty shocked though and agree there had to be a lot of tinkering going on at the very least. I read the stuff about the pregnancy being faked too, and wouldn't put it past them with everything else--except for that I agree with those who say she is showing all those other tell-tale signs of pregnancy. Especially the boobs that look like they weigh 10 pounds each. Those are familiar to me. ;)

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/John_Travolta_secret_sex_life_told_in_book_about_spa_encounters_19nov10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

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