We really don't intend to put these all up a day late. New from Ted yesterday...
Blind Vice: Veronica's Surgical Secret Revealed!
We were expecting to induct Veronica Bee-Stings into our exclusive Blind Vice club when one of her flirt fests with a certain married costar went too far. See, V. is a knockout, that's for sure, and she loves that men want her—especially hunky ones who are already spoken for. And they do, surely. But we're not here to discuss her femme fatal ways. Rather, today's secretive lesson is about all the money that's gone into making Veronica look so very alluring: In other words, are they or aren't they real? We're talking 'bout her knockers, jugs, high-beams, babaloos, whatever you want to call her precious set o' twins. Bee-Stings treasure chest has been a hot topic amongst gossip bloggers ever since her gorgeous tress made her way into Hollywood years ago—and we just happened to stumble upon a stylish colleague of V.'s who knows for sure. Ready for the almighty answer? They're fake, of course! Says Bee-Sting's bestie: "Her weight used to fluctuate before she stopped eating and her boobs always stayed the same exact, perky size." Keep in mind, this pal of Veronica's knew the popular star before her augmentation (among other little tweaks 'n' things). Don't you love how bitchy this town is? Now, we don't find boob jobs particularly that interesting (hello, L.A. is full of them!), but it's just a tad gratifying to know for certain that V. has paid for some of her amazing looks—even though she's famous for protesting otherwise. 'Nic is always blabbing to the press how her body is totally natural and how she can, like, eat whatever she wants and not go to the gym because she's just blessed that way! Well, as natural as you get with a little ta-ta enhancement and, oh ya, fixing that "deviated septum" of hers. But we're not here to judge. Not at all. Veronica certainly can take credit for the fact she has legs for days and hair for weeks. It's just time to translate some of those hard earned looks into, I dunno, real acting parts, maybe? Because the clock is ticking on your 15 minutes of augmented splendor, hon, and we secretly want you to stay around a bit longer. And It Ain't: Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Amanda Bynes
Update 5/25/12 - Ted has eliminated Emma Stone, Emma Watson, Amanda Bynes,Kristen Stewart, Rooney Mara, Sofia Vergara, Jennifer Aniston, Carey Mulligan, Jennifer Lawrence, Eva Mendes, Carey Mulligan, Kate Winslet, Katy Perry, Charlize Theron, Lea Michele, Jennifer Love Hewitt.
The "exposed" celebrities mentioned in this blog are purely guesses. They are the thoughts and opinions of the authors of this blog in response to reading various gossip columns. Do not take our guesses, or photos posted of our guesses, as fact or as a source of accurate information. We are doing this for entertainment purposes only.
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