Saturday, November 27, 2010

Blind Vice: Bloated Babe Turns To Booze, Not Babies!

New from Ted yesterday -


Blind Vice: Bloated Babe Turns To Booze, Not Babies!

We toss around the word celebrity here at Awful Truth, about as loosely as Toothy Tile guards his homosexuality. That said, there's a celeb in town by the name of Lucretia Johnson, whose talent is, uh, questionable, at best.
And the poor gal's also currently getting raked over the rumor coals for possibly being preggers. And, trust, in a town that wants to skewer folks (mainly women) for being a half-ounce over weight, that's pretty scandalous stuff.
Shouldn't be, but it is.
And guess what? Chances are slim to none Lucretia's with child because...
Her friends tell us the wayward babe's been "getting sloppy drunk for months."
Poor Lucretia has had a bad run of luck with men not exactly being loyal to her, hell, even nice to her. Johnson also has a bad habit of letting these jokers do whatever they want in bed—to sometimes yucky results!
Even though L.'s currently found a man who seems to be able to stick around and be decent to her, Lucretia just doesn't believe—deep down inside—it's going to last.
So the stacked sweetie drinks and drinks and drinks.
No wonder she's lookin' thicker than Levi Johnston's head these days!
Lucretia is also—according to her friends who have known her since she was a cheerleader at Happiest Place on Earth High—increasingly concerned that her most unimpressive career is fast approaching the point of becoming a permanent zero. Despite having had a fair amount of on-camera success in the past.
Ms. J., who really can sometimes do the cutest little flips with her big mane o' luscious hair, is also totally depressed that her more famous friends are quickly abandoning her, as she's just not the same hot celeb she used to be.
Hell, who needs friends like that? Good riddance, we say!
Get yourself to an AA meeting, Lucretia. Then you might realize this man you're with now isn't exactly looking out for your best interests, and neither are your avaricious relatives.
Sober up and smell the Starbucks, honey.
And It Ain't: Bristol Palin, Mo'Nique, Brittny Gastineau

Update 3/24/12 - Ted has eliminated Bristol Palin, Mo'Nique, Brittny Gastineau, Beyonce Knowles, Raven Simone, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Mandy Moore, Vanessa Hudgens, Holly Madison, Kim Kardashian, Selena Gomez, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Snooki.

Please see the label below for a link to the new LJ BV.

Top suspects -either Jessica Simpson or Christina Aguilera

184 comments:

readpaintrun said...

Oh, please...Jessica Simpson, anyone? The poor girl is almost a joke.

Stephanie said...

You guys!!! Why does every Blind Vice just scream Jessica Simpson to me??? Even Jess' current fiance's full name (first and duh, last) is in the vice's name. I mean, this HAS to be her, right? Yes, I know, I know that she has been confirmed a BV before, as well as top suspect of about a MILLION others. My whole belief system in the world of Vices has been shaken by this new post!!! I feel like I don't know what's going on at all. Hahaha!!!

Gretchen said...

has jessica simpson's ever had a blind vice before for sure, or ever had a bv revealed?

if she's had a non revealed bv, then this can't be her, correct?

Stephanie said...

Jess was confirmed as a BV before, yes. As far as I know, it hasn't been revealed. (But Ted's reveals aren't always so obvious.) That's why I'm so confused, I must be missing something.

kristin said...

I am pretty sure this is not Jessica Simpson. I see where the clues point to that, but I think Ted is trying to throw everyone off track. The AIAs, questionable talent comment, and the on-camera success makes the think this is a TV star or reality star, or something along those lines.

Tyler said...

I was thinking this vice might be about Hayden Pannetteire because of the whole cheerleader thing from Heroes. She hasn't gotten much work lately and does have "bushy" hair like the vice talks about.

talia said...

the most important clues for me are:
in a relationship right now
pregnancy rumours
cheerleader (movie or real)
disney...?
great hair
starbucks (pap photos?)
has been in a few movies/tv shows
once hyped
...
no idea
i first thought of someone from hsm (ashley tisdale)or "bring it on" (eliza dushku, christina milian), then maybe hayden panettiere... but none really fits

talia said...

... and i think there's a connection to dancing with the stars...

Elizabeth said...

Hayden P already has a blind vice, so I don't think it can ve here. It seems so obvious to be Jessica Simpson, but she also has another BV. Someone from Disney? Demi Lovato?

Tyler said...

I don't think this is Jessica Simpson at all. The whole cheerleader thing throws it off. I don't think its Ashley Tisdale because she has never been a HUGE star and I know she is getting her own movie spin-off from HSM. I kinda got the vibe that it may be Jennifer Love-Hewitt from the vice honestly. I do believe she has at least played a cheerleader in a movie. Also, she hasn't had anything BIG in awhile and I do remember she was desperate to get a spot on Dancing with the stars. She does look to have gained some weight recently and I am not sure if she is currently in a relationship.

.debbie. said...

Khloe Kardashian?

Rita, Montreal said...

Tyler, Jessica Simpson WAS a cheerleader in Texas! She was starting her musical career back then, and I remember an episode on the Newlyweds, were she discusses her cheerleading career, and how some of her mates were jealous of her.

When I first read the blind, I got really excited for this screams Jessica, thus liberating the other blinds from her "hold" if I may.

The bloating and drinking alone leads to Jessica. Lainey Gossip had often stated that Jessica gets very bloated in the face after much wine consumption. The face bloating, to that extent, is not simply sign of weight gain. If you look closely, she hadn't gained too much weight all over, only in her top area, and face.

The links to the AIAs, obviously reality shows for Bristo and Brittny, as for Mo'Nique, Jessica, then with Nick, had a variety show, just like Mo'nique, and was hoping for it to take off like for Sunny and Cher. It did not happen. Shortly after she divorced.

As for her new "fiance", everybody knows he is K-Fed Junior.

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rubberduckie1089 said...

Hey love your website, have been reading it for a while but have never posted! I think that this could possibly be Snooki from the Jersey Shore. I mean she obviously has a questionable talent, and could be described loosely as a celebrity. She is always talking about how she finds guys who are jerks, especially now. Now she has a boyfriend who supposedly does not want to be famous and treats her well...there were even pictures of them together at DISNEY WORLD. I believe she was a cheerleader back in her high school days. She definitely has BIG hair. The only things I am unsure about are whether there were rumors of her being pregnant and who her more famous friends are.

Stephanie said...

Jess was definitely a cheerleader in high school. I remember her blabbering on about it.

Rita, Montreal said...

However my favoring Jess, Ted might on Monday morning simply nott her out of the guessing game... And that would leave us with... Christina Aguilera? I know she had been a strong guess for a Lainey Blind, but for the Awful Truth...

heather said...

"Cheerleader for happiest place on earth high" screams former disney kid to me. I was thinking it sounds like Hilary Duff to me. She's had the unloyal bf (hello Aaron Carter/Lindsey Lohan debacale), recently got married, and was the face of teen disney prior to the Miley days when she played Lizzie McGuire. She has put on some weight as of late, I've read some pregnancy rumors, and she hasn't really done too much career wise in a while......

The only other one I thought of was Britney Spears, but I'm not sure if she has already reviced since her last reveal.

bepbabe86 said...

Isnt Jess already confirmed as a BV?? Plus, she cannot "loosely" be called a celebrity, she is one. And she's never really had any famous friends. Christina's talent cannot be considered "questionable". Duff is a good guess but I wouldn't call her stacked, and the part about the famous friends, did she ever have any? Brit might be a good guess but I think she looks great these days, just my opinion. Who else is rumored to have been/be pregnant??

Rita, Montreal said...

Jess used to have great friends, popular ones. Remember her videoclip where she was roller blading with Eva langoria, and a bunch of other popular ladies? Where have they been lately? Her BFF, Ken Pave, dropped her to be full time with Langoria!

As for Chearleader at Happiest Place on Earth High: JJ Pierce High, Richardson, Texas. Happiest Place would be too obviously Disney World.

here is the site for her bullying in high school when she was a cheerleader and being abused by an ex-boyfriend: http://www.popcrunch.com/jessica-simpson-bullied-in-high-school/

But then again, Ted could clearly misleading, for the Johnson part obviously leads to her new boyfriend's last name.

Rita, Montreal said...

Also, please note the "bad habit of letting these jokers do whatever they want in bed - to sometimes yucky result": hinting very much to John Mayer's blind.

bepbabe86 said...

I agree that many clues point straight to Jessica, just feel as though it's too obvious, and that she had already been a BV already. This blind is way tame, he must have some other dirt up his sleeve about whoever this person is... Hopefully Monday will bring more clues!

Nicole said...

I think this is a reality star or other Z-lister... Any famous for being famous baby rumors out there? Maybe Kim Zolicak's pregnancy is a PR stunt like the lesbian one she pulled awhile back... Hmmm

kristin said...

Nicole, I like that Kim Zolicak guess! That is along the lines of what i was thinking too, someone who is famous for no reason. Britney, Christina, Hillary, all have talent. I am still trying to figure out the DWTS connection, any former alum that have had pregnancy rumors in the press?

kristin said...

If you google dancing with the stars pregnancy rumor, Williow Palin comes up, maybe it's her??? she doesnt look stacked to me though...

kristin said...

oh and of course Jessica Simpson, Christina Augulara, Beyonce, Snooki and Khloe Kardashian all come up. Also i see that Kim has confirmed her pregnancy

BROOKE said...

IDK, the first person I thought of was Jessica Simpson, BUT others fit too especially the whole cheerleader for the happiest place on earth meaning Disney. Heck, Britney Spears even fits that part and of course the Starbucks part, the person who mention Hayden P, well that would make sense considering she's been a cheerleader in several of her movies/TV shows, she was in one of the Bring it on sequels too. This could be so many different people. The thing with Jessica is that she isn't really known for being a cheerleader and being linked to Disney.

BROOKE said...

Okay this is most def not Britney Spears b/c she hasn't had a fair amount of on-camera success in the past. However, those who are saying this is probably some z lister, what makes me think otherwise is this comment, "she's just not the same hot celeb she used to be." Plus who would even care to read a Blind about a nobody? This has to be someone that has a cheerleader link, has gained some weight, was once famous but is quickly becoming a no one, that has preg rumors about them.

nickyhilde said...

Hi all, I love this site...and Ted's blinds. I have not posted yet, so go easy on me. I think this one is Kim K, even though not all of the hints work. But Kim K has:
-been on DWTS
-has amazing hair
-has never had good luck w/men
-is famous for what talent?
-but she has had success on tv
and has made movie cameo's
And most of all...US weekly has a post about Kim K whining because she has gained weight due to not working out for eight weeks.
Thoughts?

BROOKE said...

Plus Jess has already been a BV according to Ted, and I don't know of her being revealed. No one really even knows which BV is her b/c there are so many that fit her, including this one, but if the rules apply this can not be her. So let's start looking for other canidates and eliminating them or adding them to our list of suspects.

The way it's worded makes me think of someone that has been a cheerleader, that the public would think of that way. I could be wrong, but that is the conclusion I came to. The two main people that come to mind when I think of cheerleaders in movies ect. is Kiki Dunst and Hayden P. Whether they fit the other clues IDK.

There was a pic of Shanae Grimes wearing a bathing suit and she looked pregnant, people were commenting how pregnant she looked, but I don't know that much about her. Christina A, I would say besides being linked to Disney she doesn't fit. Hillary Duff, although she was never that skinny until after her and Benji broke up and she lost a lot of weight, so if she put it back on I doubt it would be that big of news. LiLo is def losing her fame, but I'm pretty sure she's already been a blind. KiKi Dunst might fit, but again I'm pretty sure she's already been a BV. Anyone else fit all of these: 1. has a cheerleader and Disney link 2. has been known to get very kinky in the bedroom. 3. Pregnancy rumors 4. had fame and is losing it. 5. Bad luck with men. 6. current significant other isn't looking out for her best interests. 7. She's been drinking so much she needs to get to AA. 8. gaining weight.

BROOKE said...

nickyhilde,

That makes sense b/c if I remember correctly in her sex tape that was leaked, she was letting someone give her a golden shower. That would fit would the letting guys do what they want in the bedroom. However, I don't know where the cheerleader for the happiest place on earth high would fit in?

Nicole said...

Any of John Mayer's conquests/toilets fit this one? lol

blurry vice said...

People...

Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Hayden Panty-hair are all current blind vices which have not been revealed. THEY CAN NOT HAVE A NEW NICKNAME. So it's none of them. Yes a few points do make it look like it's Jessica but it can not be her.

I like the Snooki guess but don't think its her.

blurry vice said...

How about Bristol Palin or Kate Gosselin. This is someone who is "famous" like on a reality star level, at least that is what I got from it. Or some C-list celeb like Paris Hilton (can't be her though) who is a has-been.

blurry vice said...

Don't think it's Kim K cause Ted loves the Kardashians. And Kim has a successful fashion line etc. - not going nowhere like this person.

Caz1310 said...

Ted wouldn't be allowed to do a BV on a Kardashian because of the $$$ they bring to E. Shame - they could give us weeks of gossip fodder. This is Jessica Simpson. There are photos of her at the Macy's parade and she really is bloated. It's been well-known for years that she drinks excessively. Ted is getting around the "one BV only per celeb" by considering her to be Jessica (cough, giggle, snort) Johnson. Get the feeling he really doesn't whoever this is...Jessica fits the bill.

Caz1310 said...

Sorry - typing too fast - meant to say Ted really doesn't like whoever this BV is. It's hard to respect someone who doesn't respect herself. Wish Jess had a good strong female friend to get her on the straight and narrow. Her sister and family must be useless.

Elizabeth said...

I can get behind the Kim Zolciak guess

hzystar293 said...

I could get behind the Jennifer Love Hewitt guess, assuming that Jessica Simpson is out of the running. She was a child actor for Disney (Kids Incorporated), and she used to date John Mayer (hence the "gross results" statement). She has also been notoriously unlucky with relationships and has a new boyfriend. However, I don't think she looks pregnant in recent pictures.

I still think it's Jessica Simpson, but would need further confirmation that Ted has outed her for a blind vice.

Michael said...

Kim Zolziak?? Or is she not famous enough?

hzystar293 said...

I also think Ted indirectly outed Jessica Simpson as Impena Never-Trated in a Nov. 16th "Bitch Back" - he wrote:

"Dear Not That Simple:
Let's not jump the gun, Jess and her BF have been dating for a good six months, which is like decades for her since she hasn't managed to hold a stable relaysh since Lachey walked out. As juicy as it seems, Eric Johnson's proposal doesn't seem like it has anything to do with Nick's. More like he's ready to be a trophy husband! We're thinking the engaged duos should go in for a remake of the Newlyweds part two. The reality-show horror! Oh, and with all the questions you're asking about this bride-to-be, how could she not be a B.V.! Maybe that's why Nick couldn't hang?"

Ever heard the phrase hung like a light switch? That lines up with that blind vice, which references the hubby with a "light switch" penis.

Rita, Montreal said...

Still think this is Jessica Simpson, although she fits a lot of older vices, she certainly fits this one the best: the bloating, the friends dropping her (Ken Pave for one), but mostly, the reference for letting guys do whatever they want with her, to yucky extents - John Mayer and poop anyone?

Hope Ted answers straight up on Monday's BBs if this is JS or not, and not ignore questions regarding JS to keep the guessing going. Let's all try and send him our guesses, he is bound to answer one of us.

Elizabeth said...

What about Kendra Wilkinson from the Girls Next Door?

1. Her mom was a cheerleader for the Philadelphia Eagles.
2. On the cover of a tabloid getting sloppy drunk.
3.The whole yucky in bed stuff could refer to Hugh Hefner
4. She's a reality star with an unimpressive career.
5. There have been rumors of problems between her and Hank.

DLChaparro said...

To everyone who thinks this is Jessica Simpson. The "Happiest Place On Earth High" is a clue. Jessica is not really associated with Disney. She auditioned for the Mickey Mouse Club but was not hired.

I thought it was Bristol Palin at first, because 1) it has been rumored that she is pregnant, 2) her dancing ability on DWTS is questionable, 3) she did gain weight during her time on the show (probably a first, since most people lose weight on that show), 4)her mother portrays Alaska as the most magical place on earth...

I could probably go on all night. But since he notted her, what's the point.

Kimstyle said...

Jessica is way to obviousl..We all know, Ted likes to lead us down the wrong path so he won't get sued...
I would hardly call Jessica's talent questionable. She actually has a great voice (which is why she was famous in the first place), and is a surprisingly good business woman.
I agree, the clues all seem to point to her, but there are inconsistencies. Number one being she has never been outed for her previous BV...
I would think Christina, but again, her talent is obvious..
I don't think it's Kim Kardashian, as she's well known for not drinking, and she has looked anything but bloated to me lately.
Kim Zoliack (sp?) just doesn't work at all, she's officially pregnant (unless of course ted knows something that TMZ doesn't, which I doubt, as Ted has been far less reliable over the years.)

That being said, I have no idea who I think this is....

I would start with reality stars...probably on a competition show of some kind (bristol palin and "talent questionable" hints)

I also have to say I don't think the starbucks line is a hint...

duffgrl said...

I know Jessica has been suspected for many BVs but can't remember if she was in that gallery Ted posted..the hall of shame or whatever...this really does seem like her to me. And while it seems too obvious, don't forget some of his obvious BVs (Death Mynt Myrtle=Teri Hatcher)...Ted revealed that, and it was the most obvious guess. But if JS has definitely already been a BV, then it is someone else.

kat scratch fever said...

I have a new guess! What about Meghan McCain? Famous for questionable reasons, always looks bloated, rumors that she is going to be on dancing with the stars, levi johnston connection, has what could be called luscious hair. And the other clues may be true but I just haven't heard about them yet.
I think this screams Jessica Simpson so much that it can't be her. It's wayyy to obvious. Snooki and Kim Zolciak don't make sense because they are both known for being boozers already. Other actresses like Hayden and HSM cast don't fit because they are famous for a reason.

Harper, Boston said...

It is definitely not Kim Zolciak. Kroy is my parents' neighbor; Kim & Kroy are legit dating, and she is legit pregnant. I have no idea who this vice is. JS is the only one that fits to me, so obviously, I am not very good at this because if we play by Ted's BV rules, it can't be her unless we're missing a loophole. LOL

nickyhilde said...

Hmmm. Good point, he does love the Kardashians way too much. Maybe it could be Jessica Simps because her BV involved her as Nick Lachey's wife and now she is starring as just Jessica Simpson? It is a stretch but I wouldn't put it past Ted to be that sneaky. Jess is talented as a singer, however, that ship has sailed a lonnnng time ago. So, perhaps he is hinting towards her riding the fame train for no reason?

Kismet said...

First time poster...this one screams Christina Aguilar to me. That was my guess from the title alone. Everyone has been wondering whether she was pregnant after appearing on DWTS. She's got a big mane of hair. Her records have not been selling well. Poor reviews for Burlesque, etc. There were rumors that her ex beat her.Former Mousketeer. However, I think there's no denying she's a star.She just got a star on the Walk of Fame. Maybe trying to throw us off? Or he doesn't care for her work?

Elle said...

This is so Snooki. Snooki was a cheerleader in HS. She does look like she has gained some weight, but that isn't hard to do when you are as short as she is. Poor girl, I secretly root for her! A few things that I believe point to Snooki: The Situation was on Dancing with the Stars (the Bristol Palin Connection), Brittny Gastineau has loooong dark hair, was on a reality show and is also from New York like Snooki. Not exactly sure what the Mo'Nique connection is though, admittedly. Granted it might not come as a shock that she has been getting sloppy drunk for months, esp since she just finished filming the 3rd Season of Jersey Shore, but she was also arrested this summer for being a hot drunken mess. According to Perez, Snooki's latest man doesn't want to be in the spotlight and appears to not be a total creep like the several few before.

hordac said...

Ok, so when I started reading this vice, I thought Bristol Palin, and then saw she was notted, and THEN I thought Jessica Simpson (I'm still not convinced she has been more than a sideliner in a BV). On further consideration, I think Ted is trying to lead us to her but it is someone else. He likes Jessica Simpson, he has defended her in numerous posts and bitch backs. If she does truly have a BV of her very own, then I would bet its a very old one (before he felt sorry for her), or it's one of the more sympathetic vices. I think a Disney link is key here, the happiest high school comment would be an odd thing to say if not a clue of some sort.

Jamee said...

I'm always confused with some people's guesses here. How the hell can this be Snooki? Where are the pregnancy rumors? Her career isn't going anywhere. I'm sick of Jersey Shore, but her "career" is nowhere near a "zero." And she gets paid for boozing, so if this was her, how would it even be a surprise? And who's the man in her life? But whatever. I digress.

Aguilera has the most pregnancy rumors right now outside of Jessica Simpson. But CA's talent is obvious, and while Burlesque has been an epic fail, her career is very much alive and well. None of the other clues really fit.

I don't think this is Kim Kardashian, either. Not a huge fan, but again, she is EVERYWHERE and is only getting more famous, even if it's much to everyone's dismay. But I don't hate Khloe for this. Lots of pregnancy rumors, but I still think she's too famous with the show and everything else the K's are hawking.

I like Hilary Duff, but I don't think she looks bloated/gaining weight? Or is that just me? She is certainly someone who isn't doing much. And her hockey husband supposedly has a wandering eye.

What about Raven Symone? We have to think of someone more irrelevant than a Kardash or Simpson. They may not have really respectable "careers," but they're not irrelevant.

PrincessTiff said...

Maybe the Bristol Palin AIA has nothing to do wtih Dancing with the Stars? Maybe it's someone who had a child young? Like Jamie Lynn Spears (or someone a little more relevant). I'm also suprised no one has wondered about the avaricious (greedy) relatives comment.

Stacey said...

I agree on Jessica Simpson. This blind item is practically screaming her name.

C said...

Ted is really f-ing with us on this one! There are definitely clue for J. Simpson, but we know it can't be her. The only way would be if he considers that BB answer last week as a vague reveal. Don't think so.

It could definitely be Brittany Spears, except for the statement about the "most unimpressive" career.

I like the Kendra Wilkinson guess from somebody way earlier. She's definitely never lost all the baby weight and is quite a bit bigger than she used to be. Plus, there have been rumors of marriage trouble, and she flips her hair a whole lot on that idiotic show.

C

Californiarayesn said...

What about audrina? Don't know about any preggo rumor and I haven't seen her lately to comment on her weight, but she was on sets, is a reality star on a show that was successful but over now, she went to hush school in orange county(where Disneyland is), and was a cheerleader. I guess she's still kinda famous but not really for much. Just a thought

Californiarayesn said...

Oops. I meant dwts... Not sets! Stupid auto correct

talia said...

@C
"cheerleader at happiest place on earth" could be her in the playboy mansion... ;)
happiest place on earth=disney
happiest place on earth high="high school"=next level=playboy mansion
happiest place on earth for adults...

Amy said...

"happiest place on earth high" = HSM?

Rita, Montreal said...

Talia: that is actually brilliant! The wording always looked odd for Disney Land/World... It could the Playboy Mansion, or any other place where people are known to get «high»?

If we are however talking playboy, a has been, hitting the booze, and getting bloated: well that would be our dear ol' Pamela Anderson...

I still like the Jessica Simpson guess though, again, because of being dropped by Kevin Pavé, having a mooch for a boyfriend, and all the weight gain...

For all who are saying it is that Wilkinson chick, Ted is known not to touch any of the E! people, or he would've had a field day with little Ryan Seacrest! And Kendra is still filming for E! In fact, if I read correctly somewhere, she is actually on her 2nd season of reality show, and moved away from her husband, choosing her career over his. Good for her!

Jamee said...

I just want to point out that I really don't think DWTS has anything to do with this blind. Maybe he put Bristol Palin because she is obviously a little thicker, already got pregnant by accident, and Ted knew she'd probably be the first person people guess. Sometimes Ted nots someone immediately because he knows what people will guess first. Sort of like how he notted Jen Aniston for Cass because she'd probably be one of the first guesses...I think you can read into AIAs only when all three people have. Otherwise I think it's just grasping straws.

Jamee said...

*when all three people have SOMETHING IN COMMON. Oops.

Rita--I was thinking Pam Anderson, too! I'm really just looking for the supposed pregnancy rumors, and I haven't found any...

C said...

I don't think it's true that Ted stays away from E! people ... maybe the ones he likes, such as the Kardashians, but I wouldn't say that categorically. It's well-known that he wrote a BV about Gulianna Rancic (then DiPandi) back in the day. I mean, everyone knows Kendra W. is a no-talent bimbo, why is she even famous? I think she fits this blind to a T, actually. She's the only person mentioned here who fits all the clues, people.

Mark said...

it's Vanessa Hudgens.

why?
clues:
-"sloppily drunk", Vanessa's been known to have a drinking problem
http://www.showbizspy.com/article/209990/zac-efron-and-vanessa-hudgens-get-drunk-in-hollywood.html
-"Happiest Place on Earth High"= Disney + High School Musical
-and she has definitely packed on the pounds
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/11/10/vanessa-hudgens-journey-2-in-hawaii/

talia said...

@mark
i thought about her too, but what about; "has had a bad run of luck with men"?

hordac said...

Oh I like the Vanessa Hudgens guess!

The Spie said...

Talia: Who's been Hudgens' most famous other half? Isn't it the guy who's been proven to be Jackie Bouffant? That, in Ted's book, would qualify as "bad luck"; she fell for the guy she's been bearding for.

Mark said...

re: Talia

"has had a bad run of luck with men"

hence Vanessa's nude pics, which she allegedly sexted to Drake Bell.

Nicole said...

I can't find any photos of Vanessa looking "bloated"... Anyone know where to look?

nickyhilde said...

I was thinking Vanessa for this one as well...and as far as I can remember she is not a confirmed blind vice yet. Her career was hot, hot, when HSM came out...but everything else that she has been in has bombed. She has amazing hair...the disney fits...bad luck with men...who knows what ZEfron is like behind the scenes??? I like V for this one, for sure.

talia said...

i'm not against vanessa, she even was one of the first i thought of (hsm) together with ashley tisdale. but she wasn't known for being a cheerleader in the movies (only the view of an outsider, seen none of them) and she's with zac "forever". the wording sounded to me that it's someone with a little bit more experience (besides bearding?) - the nude pics would count... and to me the bad luck refers to an older relationship and that the one she's with now could have the chance of working if she wouldn'T turn to drinking... that's why to me it isn't vanessa. cause we all "know" that there's no hope for her and zac...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Lucretia Johnson be Beyoncé? I don't know if her talent fits being "questionable" but she seems to have a high pressure lifestyle and I wouldn't be surprised if there were lots of things we don't know about her personal life.
—Ellen

Dear No Booze On Board:
No way is B.'s talent questionable. She's fabosh! So no, Beyoncé is not Lucretia."

rmhunt said...

this may be way off but what about jennifer lopez? Seems to fit the clues and if you play with the letters in the nickname Lucretia Johnson you get l jo which could lead you to j lo :) just a thought

Moi said...

rmhunt--

J-Lo is Strippa Rip-ya, and Ted just added her to the Blind vice Superstar gallery today

Side note to all: J-Lo's BV makes me sad. She shouldn't be taking crap like that from ANYONE, I don't care how much you like or dislike her.

Jamee said...

Check out the BB today--this can't be Vanessa or Kendra. Ted said Lucretia was famous in the 90s and early 2000s. So we're looking at someone older. Vanessa/Kendra/Tisdale (basically anyone in HSM!)...

I'd also say JLO if she didn't look so amazing right or if I wasn't sure she's Strippa Rip Ya. However, I'm pretty sure she's Strippa Rip Ya!

Jamee said...

...or someone who was famous reallyyyy young.

talia said...

was famous in the 90s and looks bloated? winona ryder...? although i don't know much about her lovelife (except johnny depp, of course)

talia said...

but no other clue fits, i think ;(

Rita, Montreal said...

AAAah Talia! Wino Forever fits so well! Definitely!

Looks bloated. Has been. Desperate. has a boyfriend, no one gives hoot. USED TO BE A CELEB, A REAL ONE!! Before she got caught shoplifting at Barney's... Had definitely alcohol and drug problems.

My only problem with Wyno, is that this BV gives me the feeling that it is about someone who was in a reality show... same link as all AIAs...

Jamee said...

What about Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Jamee said...

At first I thought Winona wasn't a bad idea, but I don't think her career fits. She's in Darren Aronofsky's Black Swan with Natalie Portman...that's huge!

But she is looking quite...puffy lately.

hordac said...

Winona does look puffy. Lainey had some pictures of her up this week and she is NOT looking good these days. But, I don't know if she looks preggers. How big of a role in Black Swan is it?

Rita, Montreal said...

Not that big, or important. The fact is, Winona used to be such a huge deal, remember when, dating not only Johnny Depp, but Matt Damon as well.

The deal is, she has been trying hard, very hard for a while now, but no one is returning her calls. she could fit.

But like I said, my only problem is that she has no links to reality shows, which all the AIAs seem to have...

Jamee said...

True. But either way, do you have any idea how many people would KILL for a bit part in an (almost guaranteed) Oscar nominated film? She's not a nobody. She IS a celebrity. Yes, she's gone downhill for sure, but I don't think she's quite as low on the totem pole as Lucretia seems to be. I just don't see it.

PrincessTiff said...

She wasn't in a reality show but she was in Reality Bites

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Would I be completely off my rocker if I guessed that Lucretia Johnson is that angel Raven Simone?
—James

Dear That's So Lucretia:
Not off your rocker, but Rav isn't our bloated babe. Both Raven and Lucretia were more famous in the '90s and early 2K though."

hzystar293 said...

Still say it's Jennifer Love Hewitt. I saw some recent pics of her and she definitely looks bloated. She was way more popular in the late 90s and early 2000s with "I know what you did last summer" and "Party of Five."

Georgia Barrett said...

I think the AIAs and people he's notted point to her being a black performer... Also, the name "Lucretia."

That said, I have no suggestions.

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Jamee said...

I stand by my Jennifer Love Hewitt guess. Here's why:

--She truly is a joke right now. Yes, she's on that Ghost Whisperer show, but does anyone really watch that? She was much hotter and more successful in the 90s with Party of 5 and I Know What You Did Last Summer. I say her professional "jokeness" these days is right up there with Jessica Simpson. And let's be honest, the girl cannot act herself out a paper bag.

--Her first break was on Kids Incorporated, on the "Happiest Place On Earth" Disney Channel.

--In the 90s, I believe before Party of 5, she was on a show called The Byrds of Paradise, where she tried out to be a cheerleader. Google "Jennifer Love Hewitt" and cheerleader and the clip shows up on YouTube. The show was on ABC, which is owned by Disney.

-In a Bitch Back someone guessed JLH for Cass Stimulatia, and Ted said JLH's problems are more about her career and not "down there."

--She's obviously gained weight and looks bloated and puffy, and there were pregnancy rumors before.

--She's definitely "stacked" with big boobs and has long, "luscious" hair.

--She is dating some guy right now, but we all know she's had a lot of bad luck with guys, including one John Mayer, so that could be the "sex with yucky results" clue.

--There are pap pics of her with Starbucks if you Google it. She also celebrated her 30th birthday by dressing up as Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's, and she was holding a Starbucks cup in photos. Pretty Boring even did a post about it, the cheap assness of doing B at Tiffany's with a Starbucks cup. So that's the Starbucks clue!

http://prettyboring.com/?q=node/10197

Phew, that's all!

Caz1310 said...

Hmmm had forgotten that JLH was popular way back then. She's an absolute joke too when it comes to career and multiple engagements ...and props to those thinking Winona...oh the days when she & Depp were the IT Couple(sigh). Wino forever = booze? Could be onto something here...like your thinking!

Nicole said...

I like the JLH guess but does she have any celebrity friends? Or friends.. at all? LOL. She's so LAME! Ughh

Rita, Montreal said...

Caz, Wino Forever is the tatoo that Johnny had gotten, used to be winona forever, but after their bad break-up, he had only erased the 'na' of it, so he actually still has, and Vanessa Paradis still has to stare, at «Wino Forever»! Funny, non?

However, Winona was really known for her drinking and drug use, trashing hotel rooms in the name of passionate undying love. She was hot, until Gwyneth stole the script for Shakespeare in Love and won an Oscar, and then she got caught stealing at Barney's. All went down hill after that. A lot of her supposed «friends» turned on her. Used to be A list, now lucky to be admitted into an A restaurant without reservations.

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Rita, Montreal said...

Really Caz, after writing all of this, cue the Barbara Streisand song «Memories». ahh, the good ol' 80s and 90s, how passionate they were, what a big deal sex was. today? no big deal, not even when putting it on film and distributing through Vivid Entertainment. Sad.

Jamee said...

No kidding, Rita! I don't want this to be Winona. :( Reality Bites is one of my favorite movies of all time. That was the beginning of my adolescence, and I loooved Ethan Hawk in that. But I wouldn't say it brings back the song "Memories." You know what it does bring back? "Stay" by Lisa Loeb. Ahhh the 90s...Johnny and Wino were the 90s all the way. I was young, but I remember!

BROOKE said...

I would buy the JLH guess more so than the Winona guess, I don't think Winona is of questionable talent. She's a VERY talented actress, has been since she was really young. Yes, she's went downhill and doesn't get the parts she used to, but a lot of that happens as you get older and then she has had the trouble with being caught stealing ect., but non of that means that she is not a great actress. I like the Pam Anderson guess too. I really don't know who this could be, considering half the people I would of suspected have already been BV's.

PrincessTiff said...

I was liking Winona for this until I re-read the part that mentions her "unimpressive career." To me it doesn't imply that it's recently unimpressive, rather that it always has been. I feel like a lot of the movies Winona has done were critically acclaimed (think Girl, Interrupted) whereas although JLH has had commercial success, I don't know that anyone would call her career impressive. That being said, and sorry if someone already answered this, but what is her connection to the AIAs?

(o: Diana said...

Lainey reads these vices too, I assume, and today one of her posts was entitled, "Porny isn’t pregnant, just drunk" LOL! Coincidence?

Caz1310 said...

Hee hee Rita & Jamee of course I remember the Wino forever tattoo! I've loved Depp since 21 Jump Street days. Yes Ethan and Winona were way cool in Reality Bites :) Saw that post too Diana. Lainey doesn't hold back when she's not happy. This blog had just about converted me to Winona or JLH and now that Lainey post just has me confused.

hordac said...

Ted said Jessica's vice was along the lines of her being a bad friend. This is not her. So does this enlighten us on what her vice could be?

talia said...

if we are right and it is either winona or jlh, then maybe we should have a look at
a) the new boyfriend
b) the avaricious relatives
does anyone have an idea?

Rita, Montreal said...

Hordac, if that is what Ted hinted at, it might be Cass Stimulatia: complete nag about her problems to her friends who can't hear about it anymore... That's the one that comes to mind.

Rita, Montreal said...

Caz-Diana: i am mucho confused as well! If Lainey has been hinting strongly on alcohol-related bloating, not pregnancy weight gain, well this blind is so JS. But Hordac mentioned what Ted has said about JS's blind, and if it hints at being a bad friend, well the only blind I can remember would be Cass Stimulatia. I was in the blinds today bitching about gyllenspoon. boy, did i sound like a twihard with a hard-on for Toothy! No more hinting at my jakey love, promise.

hordac said...

Guys, I thought Cass Stimulatia for Jess too, and it would fit with the sympathetic tone of that Blind - it is very plain to see that Ted likes her and feels sorry for her. I'll take a trip over to that blind and see if he has eliminated her for it.

Ross Family Five said...

I emailed Ted two days ago asking if JLH has a BV. He hasn't posted it yet. I like her for this one, too, but I am at a loss with the AIAs. I know sometimes they can't be directly tied to the BV, but usually I can make some sort of connection. We'll see what he says.

Jamee said...

The link to Bristol Palin, Monique, and JLH--they've all been crucified for their weight. Brittny Gastineau...no idea.

duffgrl said...

Until Ted rules her out, this is so Jessica Simpson.

Rita, Montreal said...

Will ask Ted about Wino Forever. wish her answers this one.

hordac said...

Well Rita, if anyone can get a good hint, it is you! I noticed he answers you alot tres jels!

Rita, Montreal said...

tres jels..? pardon my poor uncool lingo: but what does that mean?

Rita, Montreal said...

And btw, thanks Hordac! Always get excited when my rant is posted... except for today's. have to curb my Jake obsession a bit.

88 said...

@Rita

It means "very jealous". "Très" means "very" in french and "jels" is just a shortened version of "jealous".

As for the blind, I like the JLH guess. =)

Rita, Montreal said...

Ah, envy. thank you!

JLH was notted today by Ted. However, he did say that it was a very, very good guess. We will have to work in the line of likeness to her... I still want it to be Winona Rider.

hordac said...

Yes, envious for sure! I just kind of invented my own Tedspeak there LOL! Looks like he notted JLH today for this one.

hordac said...

Sorry to repeat what you just said about JLH Rita.

Rita, Montreal said...

No problemo Hordac. But would it ring a bell for someone close to JLH's profile:
- 90's teen movie star
- did tv shows, which got canceled not long ago
- went through a lot of men
- People have discussed her weight often. She had certainly gained some lately.
- I don't know though about her addictions
- Someone looked up her new man?

Californiarayesn said...

What about Hilary duff? She got her start on disneys hit show Lizzie mguire in the late 90s with her peak of popularity probobly being in early 2000s... She has a new hubby, and things seem to be going well for now..the only person I can think of by name that she dated was Aron Carter who cheated on her with Lohan( or someone like that). She's had preg rumours lately, has been scrutinized in the past for her weight fluxtuations, and is looking a bit plumper than usual lately. I think a short while back Ted said she wasn't yet a vice but maybe soon...plus while I've always loved her alot of people think her music career was a joke putting her talent as questionable.

Kristen said...

This is definitely Jessica Simpson. I am sure. As others have pointed out, "Johnson also has a bad habit of letting these jokers do whatever they want in bed—to sometimes yucky results" points directly to the John Mayer blind. She used to be a bigger celebrity. While I think that she is a good singer, many others disagree, so there's the "questionable talent" clue. The on-camera success is likely "Newlyweds". She has always been "stacked" with luscious. And then I found this:

http://dlisted.com/node/39860

It's Jessica. It has to be.

Kristen said...

I meant to say "luscious hair". LOL.

Jamee said...

This can't be Jessica Simpson if Ted is following the rules, as she was confirmed as a Vice last year, supposedly during her days when she was with Lachay.

And Ted finally published my question about whether Lucretia is in music or acting in the BBs today! I asked that before he notted JLH, though.

California--Hilary Duff was a previous guess. And with his answer today (Lucretia was praised for her music but thinks she can act, which is what she's really being "poo-poo'ed" for), that doesn't make much sense. She is not praised for her music, is she? :)

Did we already go over Christina Aguilera for this? Does she have a Vice? Ted said when notting JLH that Lucretia is more relevant than her.

Jamee said...

Oh, nevermind. I looked at the list and Christina was a BV as of August 7.

Rita, Montreal said...

Today Ted answered a question regarding Lecretia Johson, and it made feel even stronger that this is Jessica Simpson:

Dear Ted:
What did our new Lucretia Johnson get famous for? Acting, music, or neither? And does she even have a job right now, or is she really hanging by a thread?
—J

Dear Mogul Non-Mama:
She's more praised for her music, but likes to think she can act too. That's where her talent is really poo-poo'ed though. Yes, she's got multiple jobs right now and is doing decently fine for herself.

She was definitely praised yesterday during E!'s 20th Birthday for her singing, in fact, they had stated that at the time Britney Spears was hitting it big, her direct competitors with singing chops were: Xtina Aguilera, Jessica Simpson, and Mandy Moore.

heather said...

Jessica Simpson already has a bv, so this can't be her.

I still think this is either Hilary Duff or maybe even Mandy Moore.

cassandra said...

brandy norwood?

Rita, Montreal said...

Heather - my closest guess after Jessica would be Mandy Moore. Seing as she married recently that Ryan Adams douche. He is reputed to be quite the big one as well. She had gained popularity while singing, but prefers acting.

Does anyone is there are rumours for hitting the sauce. But note that during interviews for her new movie (animated one), she looked quite slim, not bloated, and she had posed lately for a sexy magazine and looked very hot.

The only thing, there seems to be a link with reality shows. Which Mandy never touched.

Karen said...

I really like Christina Aguilera for this one. I know Ted did say she was a BV awhile back though, any chance she was one before he gave out nicknames?

It just seems to fit for her in a lot of ways. She hasn't done anything notable in a while(Burlesque seems like it was totally shunned by the critics and her last album tanked). She recently performed on DWTS. There have been several pregnancy rumors going around. The "big mane of luscious hair" fits(ever see the Lady Marmalade video? That's some serious hair). She's in the midst of a divorce, so yeah, I'd say that's pretty bad luck with men. Also, she got her start on the new Mickey Mouse Club around the same time Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Kids Incorporated.

Honestly, she was the first thought I had when I read this.

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AB said...

i like the xtina guess too. as karen pointed out ted said xtina had one years ago and maybe was before he gave her names.
-in a recent bitch back he answered a question abt her divorce right above a lucretia johnson question that asked if lucretia had ever been a bv before but he didnt answer that part of the question.
-ted doesn't like xtina, he called her lead single of bionic the "poor man's if u seek amy" for example, and usually doesn't talk about her b/c he thinks she has a nasty attitude. so i feel like maybe he's being extra nasty to her in this bv by mocking her celebrity status given her failed album and failed movie both out this year. hence "questionable" talent and loosely calling her a celebrity.
-also in regard to "questionable" talent in todays bitch back he said that lucretia is often praised for her singing (xtina is definitely praised for her singing obviously) but likes to think she can act. hence the movie burlesque.
-she's been looking really bloated lately, at the AMA's and just at different appearances where her prego rumors started
-in a lot of pictures she has been looking sloppy drunk, like when she got her hollywood star..probably b/c her career has been sucking lately and with her divorce
-she does have a new man whos pple have been accusing of using her to network..he was a production assistant on burlesque with her
-"happiest place on earth high"-her start at disney and the mickey mouse club
-unimpressive career to a permanent zero-ted loves britney and despite her talent xtina's always played 2nd fiddle to britney spears. permanent zero would be again her failed album, failed movie.
-big mane o luscious hair-probably sarcastic since she does have a big mane right now but it looks pretty fried and disgusting
-famous in the 1990's and early 2000's. more relevant than jlh.
-process of elimination out of recent pregnancy rumors: jessica's already a bv so it cant be her even though it would fit very well on all accounts but i think ted is making her a red herring too. beyonce's eliminated. mariah and pink are confirmed as pregnant. kim k isn't a singer nor was she a celebrity in the 90's or even the early 2000's.. i can't think of anyone else thats had any kind of pregnancy rumor going around in the past couple months.

only things that i can't really fit is the run of bad luck with men not being loyal to her..SHE is rumored to be the cheater in her 5 yr long marriage. altho ted did say there was a lot of drama in their relationship the other day in the bitch back. also i think i heard her bf before him was bi? also, the things in bed leading to yucky results i dunno what he would mean by that relating to xtina but maybe thats just part of the bv? and the famous friends that she's losing i dont really know about that since she was hanging out with nicole richie and sam ronson and kim k? but maybe lately they have been..
wow i'm depressed abt how much i know abt this b*tch..lol.

AB said...

and she would connect to the aias because she was just performing on dancing with the stars which bristol and monique were on...idk abt brittny gastineau tho, maybe connecting to her rival britney spears? also referencing the starbucks that would hint to her too

AB said...

sorry i had a couple more points on my guess as xtina--
-now that i think of it, bad luck with men not being loyal to her wouldn't necessarily have to mean cheating...she had an abusive father first of all, and also her husband works for her label that she was having trouble with when her album bombed and i heard she was blaming her husband for her albums failure and so in that sense maybe thats what he means by not loyal.
-"yucky" results in bed could refer to her song dirrty maybe?
-avaricious relatives..idk how to make that fit..because avaricious means greedy and i dont think her family is really known for that..mean yes (her father)..but there could be something i'm missing who knows.

Jamee said...

Sorry, but if Ted said she was a BV, then she's a BV. If she didn't have her own moniker, then she wouldn't have been considered a BV.

I like Hilary Duff for this. I asked him if she was a BV and he never answered. I'd love for this to be Xtina or JSimp, but if both of them have been BVs that haven't been revealed, then I just can't cave on that...

But we now know it isn't Mandy Moore!

Caz1310 said...

Still think Ted's starting to get tricky with the rules....Jessica Simpson/Johnson and Xtina surely are worthy of being repeat Vicers?AB totally liking your impressive Xtina analysis. She really annoys me. Don't forget...Ted would likely be sued if he revealed who BV's actually are - he can write what he darn well wants and we're all none the wiser. If Ted does read this blog and cares about his fan base he'd love that we're discussing this to such an extent and coming up with quite a few plausible possibilities. Bloggers on this site are much smarter than those on other gossip site blogs.

heather said...

I still think this is Hilary Duff.

-She's done both acting and singing although her singing career was more successful (she had a couple #1 albums in the early 2000's) neither is very impressive.

-She was the face of Disney (Happiest Place on Earth High) prior to the Hannah Montana days.

- She had the unloyal bf's (Aaron Carter, Joel Madden) (Side note Joel Madden is now married to Nicole Richie, a reality tv star)

- She recently married a NHL star and there have been pregnancy rumors related to weight gain.

- She has the avaracious family (Haylie Duff who always seemed to ride her younger sister's coattails)

-She still is somewhat relevant, although not much, I think she just had a book and perfume line come out.....

My vote is with Hilary on this one, Jessica and Xtina were both already confirmed BV's, and Mandy Moore just got notted.

AB said...

thanks caz! =)

i dont think its hilary duff for several reasons:

-lizzie maguire didn't come out until at least 2000/2001..she doesn't really have any 90's fame to speak of

-google "hilary duff pregnant 2010", nothing substantial really comes up, definitely not anything recent. ted said "currently" being raked over the rumor coals.

-plus, this is a pic from a few days ago, looking really skinny: http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2500725/hilary-duff-fred-01/

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Lucretia Johnson Jennifer Love Hewitt? She seems to fit all of the criteria: the hair, the messy past relationships, the late '90s-early 2000s popularity.

If not, has she ever been a Blind Vice before?
—Julia

Dear Bottoms Up:
Great guess, J! Probably the best one I've got yet, actually. But hate to tell you that—as unlucky in love as poor JLH has been—she's not this bloated BV

babe. Lucretia, while pitiable herself, is still more relevant these days than Jen."

"Dear Ted:
What did our new Lucretia Johnson get famous for? Acting, music, or neither? And does she even have a job right now, or is she really hanging by a thread?
—J

Dear Mogul Non-Mama:
She's more praised for her music, but likes to think she can act too. That's where her talent is really poo-poo'ed though. Yes, she's got multiple jobs right

now and is doing decently fine for herself."

"Dear Ted:
Is Lucretia Johnson Mandy Moore? Her acting skills are questionable, but I haven't noticed her looking bloated lately.
—Susan

Dear Blanking on the B.V.:
This would have been a good guess about 10 years ago, but sorry, not Ms. No Moore. She's ancient news. Not to mention, she's got zippo Vice in her life."

Tara said...

I am totally buying a ticket on the dirrrrty Xtina train. Perez is thrashing how she looks on his blog, and there is a pic where she looks bloated and awful. I can see how people are saying she may be prego because of the fluctuation, but for anyone else, it'd just be looking healthy and curvaceous. Here is the link:

http://cocoperez.com/category/christina-aguilera/

heather said...

Xtina, Christina, whatever name you give her was already a bv as of 8/7/10, therefore this cannot be her no matter how much it may seem to fit. It has to be someone else.

AB said...

I won't be convinced its not aguilera until ted not's her, because I really think its possible her BV could have been before he gave out names..I don't see how its not possible, but for the sake of throwing out a few more guesses out there:

-Carmen Electra
-Got her start as a singer in the 90's so she has 90's and early 2000's fame peak
-DEFINITELY questionable talent, esp the acting with scary movie 4, meet the spartans, all terrible movies with terrible acting
-bad luck with men..I don't know too many details abt her personal life but she did marry dennis rodman for 5 seconds and she was married to dave navarro (not sure what happened there if he cheated or what), now she's engaged to some musician
-she and dave navarro had a reality show on MTV called til death do us part: carmen and dave
-definitely stacked, big mane of hair too
-I think we were saying earlier that if the happiest place on earth high wasn't disney it could be playboy mansion right? she was in playboy in the 90s
-ted hasn't said whether or not she has a bv yet
-definitely hasn't been doing much careerwise, its pretty much a permanent zero at this point
-pregnancy rumor, altho its not because she looks bloated its cuz she's wearing an oversized dress.: http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2010/11/12/carmen-electra-pregnant-with-first-child-im-calling-it/
-cons with her is that i don't really see how she's any more relevant than JLH..if anything she's less relevant. and i don't know who her famous friends would be? or her avariscious family members?

Also, have we considered rimes yet? I don't think she fits as well but might as well throw it out there?

-singer in the 90's but hasn't done much lately..in fact last time i remember her doing anything musically (and granted i dont pay much attention to country music) was when she sang that song in the coyote ugly movie..that was the early 2000's
-tried to "act" in that horrible lifetime movie where she met her new man who def is a skeezeball (they deserve eachother)
-she's def relevant b/c she's always in our faces abt her affair trying to justify it to everyone,while still doesn't have much going on careerwise
-ted hasn't said whether or not she's had a bv yet
-pregnancy rumor but she looks skinny still, its because she was spotted getting a pregnancy test: http://www.hollybaby.com/2010/12/01/leann-rimes-pregnant-test-baby/
-bad luck with men..i mean she did have a divorce but shes the one who cheated, but wasn't she "cheated" ON by eddie who she's with now? with his wife lol
-Cons: famous friends? avaricious family members? cheerleader at happiest place on earth high? link to the aias?

well thats all i got lol

heather said...

I thought of Rimes too, I've seen the pregnancy rumors, and lord knows Ted does not have a high opinion of her, but yea I really couldn't think of any relationships where she was treated badly, she met her first husband young and cheated on him. And she doesn't really have the avaracious family.

I've been trying to think of crossover artists from the 90's, but I'm at a loss. I do still think Hilary Duff fits best. She was popular around the same time as Raven (Lizzie McGuire was before That's so Raven and in the late 90's she did the Casper Movies) But that's just my opinion. :-)

Maybe we can get some more hints from Ted or get one of these girls notted. I am totally open to other ideas, I just really don't think it's Xtina.

Rita, Montreal said...

Got a non answer from ted today. Anyone got anywhere with Lucrecia Johnson... Sadly, a lot of women are fitting this blind lately.

blurry vice said...

Xtina?

"Dear Ted:
I feel like something is off with Christina Aguilera. She looks bloated, her album tanked, the new guy seems sketchy and her performance in Burlesque didn't exactly garner glowing reviews. Is something going on?
—nini

Dear Dirrty Business:
There's plenty off with Xtina these days, professionally and personally. And the latter is causing the...uh, lackluster appearances. Anybody else seeing an albino Snooki, poof and all?"

Nicole said...

That was my BB and that's what I was going for... She seems like a pretty big celebrity to me though, maybe we can get him to clarify it.

lala said...

It's gotta be Paula Abdul...she was famous in the 90's for singing, became a fake celebrity...and the clincher? she was an LA Laker's cheerleader back in the day!

Rita, Montreal said...

Congrats Nicole! I was the Wino Forever comment.

It does look as it could be Xtina, but she is almost confirmed for another BV. However, does Ted consider her to be revealed thus giving her a new moniker? Must ask bluntly if Christina is a bv.

Always thought she was an oldie but a goodie. Just like Leo.

Rita, Montreal said...

Hilary Duff is out. No vice, too normal, as per the BBs today.

heather said...

Not Hilary, I was wrong. But I still don't think this is Xtina. Ted says she knows Jackie Bouffant (aka Zack Effron) just not intimately........

Any ideas?

The Spie said...

I think I have an idea: Amanda Bynes. She definitely fits the description, she went through the whole "retirement" thing recently, and she co-starred with Efron in Hairspray.

Mark said...

"Dear Ted:
Do Lucretia Johnson and Jackie Bouffant know each other?
—Moo

Dear Snooping:
Sure, but not like that." (emphasizing the that)



based on this, I still think it's Vanessa Hudgens

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do Lucretia Johnson and Jackie Bouffant know each other?
—Moo

Dear Snooping:
Sure, but not like that."

Dollie said...

Kim Kardashian??. There were rumors she was pregnant a few weeks ago. Her talent is questionable and she is a tv "star" who's star seems to be on her way down and she does not have a good track record with the men.

Dollie said...

and Kardashian played a cheerleader in her first feature film, "Disaster Movie".

hordac said...

Mark, when I read that I too was brought back to Vanessa Hudgens for this BV (re knowing Jackie)

blurry vice said...

For the person(s) who saw that Hillary Duff was eliminated for this, can you post a link to the bitch-back? Or was it on Ted's twitter? We did not see that, thanks.

blurry vice said...

Never mind, I saw that Hillary Duff was said to not have a blind vice yet. Was thinking she was specifically elim'd for this.

blurry vice said...

RitaMontreal -

Here is the letter about Christina Aguilera -

"Dear Ted:
Has Christina Aguilera ever been a Blind Vice? Maybe recently?
—L

Dear Genie in a Blind:
Not recently. Years, actually."

Rita, Montreal said...

hmm, would that include her for a new vice moniker?

To what I have read so far, she had never been revealed, even indirectly.

If that is true, Ted would definitely keep her old moniker, even with new vices. So Christina is out for this one. What do you think blurry.

Michelle said...

I was so into the JLH guess for this one.

Ted LOVES that we think all the BVs are Jessica Simpson and I definitely think he does that on purpose with her. I think he times some of his BVs so that there is overlap with whatever is going on with JS at the time....he's gotta keep a few wildcards around otherwise we'll guess them all. He's been a bit sketchy about whether she's got a solo BV or just a guest starring role, right?

The two clues that seem so incompatible to me are the opening line of the BV "We toss around the word celebrity here at Awful Truth about as loosely as Toothy Tile guards his homosexuality". This screams reality star to me. But then the thing Happiest Place on Earth High doesn't seem to match up with that.

I like the Kendra guess and she went to High School in San Diego or nearby, didn't she? San Diego is only about an hour or so from Disneyland. Is that a stretch?? The only thing that makes me doubt he'd do a BV on her is that she's on the E payroll.

Michelle H

Michelle said...

Oops going back through I realized Kendra wasn't famous in the 90s. Back to the drawing board for me.

Amanda Bynes could work and even the questionable talent part, since she has gone a little koo koo and is basically only famous these days for her twitter ramblings. I like it. I haven't really heard anything about her being pregnant though.

Megan said...

How about Fergie? Ted said the JLH guess was close and they were both on Disney's Kids Incorporated way back when. Reporters are always asking if she's pregnant and she fits Ted's descriptions of stacked with long hair (although I would say she is talented). Not that sure about the "yucky results" comment, but maybe something bad happened when she was a meth addict?

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blurry vice said...

""Dear Ted:
Lara Flynn Boyle looks effin horrible. Is she Lucretia Johnson? And if she isn't, can you tell us what's going on with her?
—nik

Dear Fab Guess:
I hear that sister! Girlfriend used to be such a babe, but I think her crazy personality finally took its toll."

- no answer

Rita, Montreal said...

Could it be a non answer answer? He started with «Fab Guess»...

Bloated might be about the face. She has had an old rep for drinking and cursing like a sailor.

Also, in link with the AIAs, she is now schlepping a new reality show.

Tara said...

I still am not convinced that the Christina BV had a name, yet, so my brain won't let me rule it out. BUT...Megan, Fergie as a possibility is growing on me the more I read this. She was on KI (Happiest Place....and on-camera success), history of drinking and drug issues. Like you said, she is talented, but BEP are also highly criticized for stealing tracks and the broken record sound that they keep putting out. I would not say her career is unimpressive though, because she has had a ton of success in the last few years and BEP are international stars--she being the most recognizable of the group (and the one with the most solo success). Interesting. Most of the points can fit here. I think it deserves a BB question!

PrincessTiff said...

Ted just posted today that it's not Vanessa Hudgens, but that's not a bad guess. Maybe some other Disney pop tart?

Sam said...

Kimora Lee Simmons? I was watching E News today and she was talking about the pregnancy rumors about her. Just a thought...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Lucretia Johnson the lovesick Vanessa Hudgens?
—M

Dear Slightly Out of Tune:
Not a bad guess at all, but definitely not Miss V. And give ‘Nessa a little more credit! She may want

Zac Efron back like whoa, but she's a hot babe who would hardly have a difficult time moving on in

this town. But she'll most likely get what she wants, and that's Efron running back."

blurry vice said...

no answer

"Dear Ted:
I've written in a few times and all but once, my questions were ignored. I'm in hopes, since today is my birthday that I may get lucky. First question, is Lucretia Johnson Jessica Simpson? Second question, is it possible for a high-profile couple to act as beards for one another? Say, I don't know, Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson? Maybe they both enjoy same-sex dalliances. Not saying they aren't in to each other...maybe they are both bi and what better way to kind of hide that aspect of oneself by having a high-profile romance to divert from it? Make sense? And last, say I guess a B.V. correctly, are you going to post my guess or just completely ignore it? If I guess, and you don't answer, does that mean I am right? My rescue beagles, Larry and Rocco, are also curious.
—K

Dear Birthday Be-yotch:
Happy Birthday, hon! This one's just for you—since we're not known for our singing skills we'll stick to a birthday dish, not a song. Robsten are clean shaven, believe you me. Beards, however, are all over H'wood and really cloggin' up the scene. Wait, did you have a Blind Vice question? Kisses to the pooches and hope your day is amaze!"

Kristen said...

Well, we know what a "no answer" usually means... I asked Ted maybe a month ago if Jessica Simpson became a named Blind Vice more or less than a year ago. He never answered it. I think that he may have been using a loophole when previously referring to JS as a Blind Vice. She was the blonde in Super Duper Cooper. She just wasn't named.

blurry vice said...

about xtina getting drunk - although I still dont think its her bc xtina is talented no question about it

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b221425_did_christina_aguilera_get_wasted_pass.html

Tara said...

Especially after today, it seems he is pointing to her, but she certainly has the best female voice in the music business--talented no doubt. His only way around that is a reference to her current acting venture, which is pretty poor compared to what she can do in music. And the fact that her last CD was horribly received.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I watched the season premiere of Holly's World and realized there are a lot of similarities between Holly Madison and one of your recent Blind Vices. Could she possibly be Lucreita Johnson? I hope she isn't! I really like Holly and genuinely want her to find true love.
—E

Dear Bad Bunny:
Not a bad, light-haired guess, hon, but Holly is Vice free."

Kristen said...

It sounds like Lucretia is a blonde. So I'm thinking either Jessica Simpson or Christina Aguilera, but I'm leaning toward Jessica. I still think that Ted referring to Jess as having been a Vice means her supporting role in one of Super Duper Cooper's stories.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just wanted to test my sleuth skills and see how on point I am. Princess Powderpuff, Lucretia Johnson, Lorin Snifflepuss—is that the correct order from

youngest to oldest of some of my favorite Vicey stars?
—Dallas

Dear Ageless When Vicey:
Get to reworking that list, hon!"

Kristen said...

Ted didn't specifically mention this BV, but he essentially notted Jessica for it:

"Dear Ted:
I am a huge fan of your site and recently got a few of my girlfriends addicted as well. We love to gab about the Blind Vices especially. There's one problem though...Jessica Simpson seems to be their top guess for every recent Blind! I've been telling them she can't be because she's already got a B.V. name from years past, but I think they will only believe it if it comes from you. Could you clear this up for the newbies?
—lisasemanick

Dear Jess Guessing:
Listen up, newbies. Jessica is one secretive little starlet, and she loves to get down, but she can't be every friggin' Vice. Only one—and, yes, from a few years ago. And since that no-name BF of hers put a ring on it, I'm thinking she'll become a bore just like him."

But I'm still not completely on board with the Christina guess, due to the questionable talent part.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am a huge fan of your site and recently got a few of my girlfriends addicted as well. We love to gab about the Blind Vices especially. There's one problem

though...Jessica Simpson seems to be their top guess for every recent Blind! I've been telling them she can't be because she's already got a B.V. name from

years past, but I think they will only believe it if it comes from you. Could you clear this up for the newbies?
—lisasemanick

Dear Jess Guessing:
Listen up, newbies. Jessica is one secretive little starlet, and she loves to get down, but she can't be every friggin' Vice. Only one—and, yes, from a few

years ago. And since that no-name BF of hers put a ring on it, I'm thinking she'll become a bore just like him."

blurry vice said...

Ashlee?

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b225186_which_vice_split_up_ashlee_simpson_pete.html

caitlin375 said...

I think it's Jen Aniston. She played Rachel Green who was a popular cheerleader back in high school when ross was crushing on her. She is famed for that hair of hers, there were pregnancy rumors, people talking about how bloated her face has become and putting it down to botox. Key Jen Aniston starbucks and there's a fair few articles and plenty of reports from 'sources' who say she's drinking. She was hyped up during her marriage to Pitt and not so much now, all her reviews say she was great on FRIENDS but her movies don't fair so well.

Curious, Wondering, Hoping said...

Totally Christina Aguilera after the newest Blind Vice posted by Awful Truth today. She bought her live-in boyfriend a car. She's chunkier than she used to be, has been drinking publicly.

Lila said...

New BV on Lucretia today makes it clear she is BLONDE and currently UNMARRIED (but maybe headed down the alter soon). More clues that would point to XTina or Jessica, but we know very well from Ted's BBs lately that they are already unrevealed BVs. It's not them.

Blonde, big mane of hair
singer, some acting
doing OK financially, jobs right now (from BB)
questionable talent
unmarried but with a BF, gotten serious
bad history with men
has greedy relatives
possible former cheerleader or played one
recently "bloated" and evidently disgusting, if her BF won't even sleep with her
was popular in 1990s and early 2000s
pregnancy rumors last year
AIA point to reality TV, possible DWTS, Disney stars and/or singers

???

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Lucretia Johnson sounds like Snooki to me. Am I right?
—HH

Dear Puh-Lease:
As if Snook only started getting a bit too tipsy of late. Have you ever seen an episode of Jersey Shore, doll? It's a certified bacchanalia…with the poofed-

up Seaside princess as its former ringleader. But nice guess."

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