Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Bonus Blind: Rich Celeb Likes to Watch Boys Man Their Rockets

Sorry for the deleay, we are a busy bunch.  This was a new BV from Ted Monday -

Bonus Blind: Rich Celeb Likes to Watch Boys Man Their Rockets

The UnionNever really understood the more voyeuristic side of Hollywood, like Petered Metered, the Hollywood star who lives to watch porn or gay boys doing it in front of him in his big lux Los Angeles mansion. Operative words being in front of him. Not with him. Excuse me?
Maybe this is something the equally rich—and equally seasoned—Prince Horebart Hairplug 
can understand? I dare say he can, as Horey lives to...
Corral all the good-looking young men he can find, just so they can strip down and screw right in front of him! And keep in mind, we're talkin' young (though not underage), sweethearts. A little baby-fat never hurt Hairplug's libido. In fact, just the opposite.
And before you ask what does Prince—whose multi-talented reputation reaches many entertainment venues—hear from his partner while he's off watching all this rosy-cheeked fornication, just know it's most likely, "Enjoy!"
I swear, what is it with these celebrity couples who allow each other to cheat and then naively expect everything to just keep on keepin' on after the fact. Stupid!
Or not. Prince and his much younger other half have been together for some time, so maybe this open-relationship stuff does work for a select few? Perhaps.
Still, what's far more perplexing to us is what's the pointing of all this vicarious sex stuff? Why the hell not actually partake in all the supple fun? Oh, I get it—by not touching, do these horny idiots actually think they're not cheating?
That would just be classic.
It Ain't: Matthew McConaughey, Patrick Wilson, Prince

For Prince Horebart Hairplug:
As of 12/7/10 Ted has also eliminated Nicholas Cage, Kevin Kline.

Top suspect - Elton John

For Petered Metered: click on the label below to go to our post on his BV, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

24 comments:

Haley said...

I feel like all signs point to Sir Elton John on this one. "Man their Rockets"? Rocketman!! Everything fits...but maybe it just seems waaaay too obvious...

talia said...

phh is still elton john to me... petered metered? not enough clues...

Nicole said...

Sure sounds like Elton John... Are we sure it's an out gay man? The use of "partner" implies it but I dunno...

hordac said...

The fact that he threw in Prince as an AIA could point to Elton for this one. Otherwise its odd to eliminate him. Good guess, I couldn't think of anyone it could be. Elton's hubby is definitely quite a bit younger and certainly not as rich, therefore would let him do what he wants.

125records said...

I clicked on the link to the other Peter Metered blind, which states PM is "like, so famous for screwing everything that's boobalicous, always female, always a very broad-type o' broad, too." So it can't be Sir Elton. He's been out for years & years. Hugh Hefner was one of the likely suspects for the last PM blind.

talia said...

@125records: elton john isn'T the guess for petered metered but for prince horebart hairplug...

Viking Girl said...

'Hairplug' seems fitting, given Eltons hair transplant a good while back. Didn't realise he and David Furnish lived in L.A. though, I thought they lived in Windsor or thereabouts.

blurry vice said...

125 records - we have a separate thread if you want to guess for petered metered. check the labels, you will find the post for him and you can discuss there. This thread is for Prince Horebart Hairplug. This is PHH's first BV.

blurry vice said...

OK now that I have read through - Seems to fit Elton John alright. It definitely seems to be an openly gay man with a male partner. Partner is younger. Also considered Neil Patrick Harris or T.R. Knight with both fit those qualities. However, the hairplugs says it's an older man. And "rockets" the big clue here for the win. Rocket Man it is!

Rita, Montreal said...

I really don't know where to put this, but CDAN has a HUGE HINT on his site today:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/11/happy-thanksgiving.html

Scroll down to the last paragraph, and it says:
"If you read this far, I think you deserve something a little special. Shhhh. Don't tell anyone. That Gossip Queen blind item from today, well the A list name recognition one is an ice skater. Just between us. The Gossip Queen told me both of them and honestly I had not heard of one of them, but the ice skater is HUGE".

Does that ring a bell to anyone? Is he talking about Ted's blind?

blurry vice said...

Viking Girl - Read closely. Petered Metered is the one who lives in LA.
Ted does not say where Prince Horebart Hairplug lives.

blurry vice said...

Hi Rita,
I don't read CDAN that often to know who he means when he says "Gossip Queen". Is that what he calls Ted? Or is there a gossip columnist or website called the Gossip Queen? I'm not assuming he is talking about this item bc this one seems to be Elton John.
OH - and this was TEd's item from MONDAY, not today. Two days difference... I would say it's NOT about this one.

Rita, Montreal said...

Oh, don't mind me, the answer was further posted: http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/11/gossip-queen-blind-item.html

"Gossip Queen - Blind Item
What retired athlete who is married to a retired athlete with A-list name recognition is currently cheating? I've seen video."

The Spie said...

The only person other than Elton John who might fit this blind is Ian MacKellen. Remember, we know that MacKellen currently isn't a BV, he has a younger partner, and he tends to fit the rest of the clues, including the knighthood.

Viking Girl said...

Hi blurry, sorry for my inarticulate comment, what I meant to to say was I assumed L.A was Teds stomping ground so anything vice-worthy reaching his ears would come from his home ground. Would any saucy goings-on occurring thousands of miles away in Windsor register on his radar? Obviously the answer is the vicer whomever he may be, has a place in L.A. I really must think things through before I post my ramblings on here!

blurry vice said...

Yes, gossip columnists in LA cover international gossip. There are plenty of British celebs who we hear gossip about over here, and vice versa. I could list them but I don't think I need to in order to get my point across.

BTW Elton John per wikipedia has homes in multiple cities - Berkshire England, London, Venice, Nice, and Atlanta.

The Raving Badger said...

Petered is Jack Nicholson. Hollywood star, aging, hairplugs, cheats, girls of all types and ages- drug history...Totally fits.

duffgrl said...

Badger- see Blurry's post above; this thread is for PHH only-there is a different thead for PM.

So is PHH definitely w/ a partner who is a man???? Seems that he could just as easily have a "partner" who is a woman?

Caz1310 said...

I would have said Prince Charles - he's a prince in waiting/enviromentalisit/historic building fan (could be interpreted as many talents)..come on he is married to Camilla. However not entertaining and he sure doesn't wear a hair plug. Gosh I hope the Queen passes the baton to William instead of Charles. Aussies don't want Charles as King. Agree that this is probably Elton although why Ted would consider this BV worthy I don't know. Thought it interesting that he mentioned Petered Metred in the same blog - is he warming up this one for new news?

Rita, Montreal said...

After reading the blind, I was really at a loss, no one struck me as obvious for this one.

When Haley however suggested Elton, wow, that was it! His boyfriend does tend to all his needs, and is quite patient with all his whims.

blurry vice said...

duffgrl, no not necessarily. Just sounds like thats the case to me. Could be straight/married to a woman.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just want to say before I make a B.V. guess that I live for your articles, and good on you for kicking the cigs! You're stronger than I am! My kitty that I rescued on Christmas day five years ago would like to know: Is Prince Horebart Hairplug Nicolas Cage? Hairplugs, check. Much younger spouse and been together for a while, check. Seasoned actor, check Please tell me and my darling if we're warm or completely cold.
—Allison and Tiger-Lilly

Dear You've Been Conned:
Cold...very cold, babe. Prince is slightly older."

Caz1310 said...

Agree Rita, I think anyone with such a wealthy, extravagant and famous partner such as Sir Elton would do anything he asked. The lifestyle would be extraordinary...one may tend to overlook a few things one wouldn't agree with otherwise, to maintain it, otherwise he'd be kicked to the curb :)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Prince Horebart Hairplug Kevin Kline?
—Lance

Dear Butting In:
Nope. You'd be less surprised to know Prince is into the voyeuristic boy-on-boy stuff than Kev. At least I was less surprised, but you know me."

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