One Deceiving Blind Vice - August 3, 2005
Well, not to his girl, at least give the boy that much credit.
Puissant Phillipe has had the most divine and much photographed affair with See-Through Sheila. Folks talk about them night and day, which is reportedly how often the celebrated duo has sex.
Hardly. About the same amount of time See-Through wears a turtleneck is more like it.
Now, even though Puissant (Pissy, to his bestest buds) is actually a fairly sweet dude, it's actually the dudes this previously reported babe-chaser prefers to get down with. He gave an inkling of this information, by the bi, to See-Through, once they first got together.
Also, to be fair to P2, it wasn't until his dalliance with Ms. Sheila was at full-throttle that he realized it was consistently the more manly launch, not the feminine boosters, that brought his rocket to regular blastoff.
Meanwhile, the whole world thinks P.P. is just a plain ol' space cadet, because his cooling off with S.T.S. has begun to leak.
And it ain't: Mischa Barton/Brandon Davis, Jake Gyllenhaal/Kirsten Dunst, Rebecca Rojmin/Jerry O'Connell
Also eliminated - Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore, Ryan Cabrera/Ashlee Simpson, Justin Timberlake/Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt
Top suspects - Orlando Bloom/Kate Bosworth, Leonardo DiCaprio/Gisele Bundchen, Matthew McConaughey/Penelope Cruz, Lance Armstrong/Sheryl Crow