One Fake-Ass Blind ViceAlso eliminated: Kirstin Dunst/Jake Gyllenhaal, Nicole Kidman/Keith Urban
All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's Diandra, and that's good enough for most.
True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.
Fudgy does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra.
Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's his turn to do the mounting.
Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.
And it ain't: Nicky Hilton/Kevin Connolly, Orlando Bloom/Kate Bosworth, Jermaine Dupri/Janet Jackson.
We really thought at the time this was Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Ansiton. But Ted has said that JA was never a BV. Throwing this out there in case it is Sandra Bullock's? Perhaps Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney? *Update - Ted now says Jennifer Aniston is attached to a BV - she and Vince Vaughn top suspects again!
*Top suspects: Renee Zellweger/Kenny Chesney ~OR~ Vince Vaughn/Jennifer Aniston