Monday, April 12, 2010

Ewan McGregor Blind Vice?

Everone is buzzing about which BV is Ewan McGregor's. Ted has said on 10/16/09 and 4/8/10 that he is a BV. Let's keep the discussion in one place as to which one we think he is!

Here are the BB letters which Ted answered:

10/16/09 -
"Dear Ted:
I was wondering if you had any hot gossip on one of my favorite actors, Ewan McGregor, or if he has ever been a subject of a Blind Vice. Lots of love!
—HH in NJ
Dear Foreign Import:
I do. He has a very large penis and he's extremely fond of showing it off. And yes. Tons of love back, babe!"


4/8/10 -
"Dear Ted:
I loved the article about Ewan McGregor. I love him! I don't know if you've already said or not, but does he have a Blind Vice? Any hints? Thanks, love you (and Ewan) too!
—Katie
Dear Too Good to Be True:
Totally. And a really big one, too!"


Let's figure this out!!!

24 comments:

blurry vice said...

Everyone was buzzing about EM being Nevis Divine.. but then someone pointed out that Nevis is not married... EM is married.

What about Corny Beefy?

blurry vice said...

Dangling Wrangler? ("large zucchini" is mentioned)

The Spie said...

Sorry, Blurry, about posting that incredibly stupid guess for McGregor in the Harkness thread. I realized afterward that it couldn't possibly be him, so I did the ol' delete thing.

That being said, his blind at least has to mention his penis, since Ted seems to be rather fixated on this. Therefore, I'm positing Pussy Gabor, although I can't figure out why Ashton Kutcher would be considered a "closer than I like to admit" guess for a blind about McGregor.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Sadly, I can't claim to be a rescuer given that in my apartment building, there's an old hag who hates animals. But I hope you might still answer my BV question: does Ewan McGregor's wife appear in his Blind Vice? BTW, still figuring what The Men Who Stare At Goats was about. Love from Uruguay to you and your furry children!
—Mariana

Dear Thirsty for More:
That's a no, sweetheart! And go throw that apartment hag a bone, already. Sounds like she needs a juicy one."

blurry vice said...

Hmm... yeah PG could be him also... oh wait Ted just said his wife wasn't in it.

eenslechtidee said...

I think it could be stealth stud-poof. "the new eva" his wifes name is eve. the rest fits aswell.

redeyes said...

Does he mean, "and a really big one" as the BV or Ewan's penis? Ewan is in a lot of movies showing it off - More indie movies pre Star Wars.

The Spie said...

Wait a minute...duh. I should have seen it before I thought of Pussy Gabor or, heaven help me, Harkness Hose. If McGregor has a mansion and is usually dressing down, then he's a near-perfect match for Bravado Boom-Cocks. It wouldn't be surprising for the two main candidates for that blind, Simon Cowell and Ricky Gervais, to behave like a b-hole (or a /b/tard, for that matter), but it would definitely be BV material for Ewan McGregor to do so.

i-heart-art said...

I think you got it, Spie.

kindermusik said...

You had me with that one too, until I read that BBC is older than Liev Schreiber, and Ewan is 5 years younger:(

The Spie said...

kinder: You know, that fact might not eliminate McGregor. Remember the build-up to the reveal of Death-Mint Myrtle? One of the reasons we thought Teri Hatcher was eliminated was that Ted said that Myrtle was older than Calista Flockhart; Hatcher is one month younger. Five years is a little more of a gap to explain, but McGregor's been in the spotlight for a long time now, so Ted may have the perception that McGregor's older.

Yeah, clutching at straws, I know. But I can't think of a better fit right now for McGregor.

kindermusik said...

Word, Spie. I'm thinking one of the major gay vices, but I can't make one fit. Maybe I will go do some googling.....

ellelle26 said...

I like it Spie and agree on the age comment. Hmmm...I've never thought to take the first letters of each BV to use as a hint. 'BBC' - could be a little nod towards Ewan as well!

eenslechtidee said...

Ted makes BBC seem like an older cranky guy. I don't think it fits. What about dimpled drew? I also still think it could be stealth stud-poof.

The Spie said...

Ted said that Dimpled Drew was "blondish at times, not brunet", at the same level of fame as Goran Visnjic, and implied that he was a musician, so I don't think we have a fit. Stealth Stud-Poof...maybe, but Hugh Jackman's a better fit for that one. I won't count that one out, though.

Yeah, Bravado doesn't correspond to McGregor's public image, but maybe that's why it's a BV. I'd love to find a better fit, though. Maybe KM's right and it's one of the gay blinds, but I really don't see McGregor as any of the obvious unsolved ones from that grouping.

The Spie said...

I really should stop guessing these for a bit, since I'm 0 for 2 with two strikeouts, going down swinging, with Sandra Bullock right now. But if we're going for a gay blind for McGregor, how about Dubba Do-Me? Ted included two clues: 1) the "a really big one" might not mean McGregor's penis, but Dubba's weight gain, and 2) the Emperor's New Clothes allusion was so awkward that it could have been put in just to include the "Emperor" part, pointing right to the Star Wars franchise.

J said...

The thing about Ewan's "endowments," as someone else mentioned, is that he shows them off liberally in several of his movies. I never thought he was THAT well-endowed, but maybe I need to look again...

eenslechtidee said...

but Ted said stealth stud-poof had biological childeren and Hugh Jackmans children are both adopted. Could be a mistake by Ted though. But he also uses the words flashy in relation to the SSP blind. Ans Ewan has flashed us alot.

kindermusik said...

Ok I am going to take another spin because the gay thing is a dead end for me right now. I was parousing Lainey and it seems she is quite insistent that Ewan and his wife have an unconventional marriage, alluding that she is very liberal with his limitations. So, what if he was just a good old fashioned cheating man whore who is packing serious heat? Or maybe the BV states that their marriage is open, a contract, or a sham? What BVs fit with these parameters?

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Caz1310 said...

What about Chet Chick Muncher?

The Spie said...

Hey, Caz, glad you found this thread. No, McGregor's out for this one according to Ted's Rule: one BV name only unless revealed. He's already said that McGregor's a BV, so any new BV identities like Chet are out. And if you're skeptical about Ted's Rule (and a lot of people are; just look at some of the discussions here about Ashton Kutcher), think about it from this perspective: McGregor's appeared naked so often on film that a sex tape wouldn't reveal anything new about the size of lightsaber he's packing, plus he and his wife are said to have an "open marriage". Those facts alone make him a bad candidate for Chet.

Caz1310 said...

Hi 'yall I've just read an old 2007 BV of Ted's which says BBC is award-showered & multi-talented. Forgive my ignorance, has EM won awards and does he do anything else besides act? Happy to be set straight on this one..not giving up.

The Spie said...

McGregor definitely sang in Velvet Goldmine and Moulin Rouge, so there's the multi-talented part, Caz. As for the awards, it's more his indie films than him, if memory serves, but it's still enough to fit Ted's criterion. Like I said a while back, he's a near-perfect fit for Bravado Boom-Cocks; the only thing we've been able to get anything contradictory on is the "older than Lieb Schriber" thing.

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