Thursday, November 29, 2007

One Keep-On-Truckin' Blind Vice 11/29


Ted Casablanca's latest Blind Vice in today's Awful Truth...


Pricey Dicey is a mucho gifted performer, everyone agrees on that. The Emmys adore him and occasionally show that fact, come fall. TV fans just go on about the sorta-cutie dude every time they blog, cheer ‘n’ gab about him, which is often. This helps P.D.’s latest boob-tube project, which is a bit o’ a gamble for the network currently employing Dicey’s always amusing talents. Are these check-doling TV suits aware Pricey likes the boys, not the girls? Of course they are. People aren’t dumb in this town, they’re just stupid, know what I mean? Like, come on, these network ninnies actually expect Pricey to be discreet and keep his peter-on-peter ways in private? If they only knew. ‘Cause here’s what P.D. lives to partake in from time to time, whenever he gets the he-man hankering: He gets his horned-up snake on a plane, flies it to a medium-size midwestern town, checks into a nondescript old hotel near a truck stop, which is next to a stripper joint, which is next to a dirty-movie arcade—see where we’re goin’ here? Yep, you guessed it: The “straight” truckers hit the girlie joint, get all worked up, and then stop on over to the arcade to utilize one of the many glory holes, behind one of which Pricey always parks himself. After all, it’s always anonymous, right? Wrong. See, some of those holes are—like Hollywood egos—bigger than others. And while Mr. Dicey was doin’ the deed one time recently, the recipient stuck his eyeball right at the cutout opening and grunted, “Hey, aren’t you on TV?” “Oh, no,” blurted P.D., before promptly going back to work and finishing off the job—an impending orgasm is such a reliable tool for getting a guy’s mind off what you’d prefer him not to be thinking about, don’t you agree? Pricey hasn’t been back to his salacious stomping ground since. But we’re sure that’s merely a temporary situation, much like Lindsay Lohan’s nascent sainthood.

And it ain't: Brad Garrett, Taye Diggs, Alec Baldwin


[OK - some TV actors that come to mind are Kiefer Sutherland, Ray Romano, Patrick Dempsey, Jerry Seinfeld, Charlie Sheen, Zach Braff. Who has a new project that is quite a gamble?
One potential hint that may be something is "snake on a plane". Could that be referring to Snakes on a Plane? I don't know of any famous TV actors in that movie, but Juliana Marguiles is the female star. She costarred with James Gandolfini in The Sopranos. He is Emmy nominated!!! Also the "Pricey Dicey" name could be hinting at gambling.. mafia ties etc.
My guess is that Pricey Dicey is James Gandolfini.]

* Our top suspects: Drew Carey, James Gandolfini, Kelsey Grammer, Jeremy Piven.

More guesses in comments!

10 comments:

j-bobalooloo said...

this is BS. Gandy is my boy. take that crap off i was with him on that trip and he ain't none glory holer even if he is from new jersey.

sistah2 said...

Hey j-bob (i mean Tom) you'll have to tell us more about that trip...

anyway, I dont think its Gandy. I have been reading other boards and some good guesses are Kelsey G, Ted Danson, Tom Selleck and even Tim Daly, Drew Carey is also in the running because of the price is right. anyone else?

mo-mo said...

I agree, can't see Gandy doing this. Kelsey Grammer would be my guess, although I can see it also being Drew Carey.

duffgrl said...

I agree w/ kelsey G-he's on that show "back to You" and has one many emmys. Drew never won an emmy. Could also be Tom Selleck-he's on that "Vegas" show.
Wouldn't rule out gandy. Just saw that documentary on Iraqi vets he did on HBO.

Blind Item Exposer said...

OK Gandy was going out on a limb I agree but I was dissecting the Blind Vice and took the "snake on a plane" as a hint. I relly think he puts those things in tehre on purpose. Kelsey Grammer does fit very well too , he is my #2 guess. Does anyone even care about Ted Danson anymore? Dew Carey... ehh.

sistah2 said...

the more I think about it (and its so gross I dont want to) - I cant even believe this story is real. Would a celebrity really do this? get on a plane and go somewhere just to do this? and how did Ted find out? some loser "who was there" and "saw" this "star" - and Ted buys the story and creates this BV?
what do you think?

Gossip Addict said...

I really think it is Jeremy Piven... everything fits.

Blind Item Exposer said...

Jeremy Piven is a great guess as well! Sistah2, I agree that this and so many other BVs are unbelievable. Who knows if any are true at all? This is why we speculate. I guess that is why they are blind items and not published as real gossip. Because it is a hot piece of gossip on someone that could stir up a lawsuit whether it is true or not.

Linda said...

Easy, folks.
"Come On" as in Come on Down
"Pricey" as in Price is right
Drew's shows have been nominated for Emmy awards, including Whose Line is it Anyway and his Drew Carey Show.

blurry vice said...

True... Drew Carey does fit.

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