Monday, November 12, 2007

Lainey's Blind Item, 11/12/07 - Mute Stones


"She’s kept a low profile, with few new projects in recent years preferring to focus on marriage and on her head. Clearly not enough focus on the head. Because while she’s cleaned up the slovenly habits of riddles past, she’s still as loopy as ever. And still a colossal bitch. Who likes to parade around stark naked in front of her window with the blinds wide open. In a rented house on a well populated street shooting an upcoming movie on location, she can apparently be seen regularly walking around in front of the windows at the front of the house breasts flouncing around freely, oblivious to whoever might be outside. It’s too bad she’s not as chill about her attitude than she is about her body. Yet another star who stalks the set like a tyrant, yet another star who won’t deign to speak to the regular folk. Seems she considers conversation with her a privilege but the honour is granted sparingly and only through “Mute Stones”.


She carries around what people on set have taken to calling Mute Stones and when she isn’t in the mood to converse with someone, she will silently hand over the Mute Stone – those in possession of a Mute Stone are not permitted to speak to her until she takes it back. Perhaps it’s a trick she can pass on to The Unfunny Douche who fired a dude recently for simply looking at him. It’s hard to believe, I get it. You can’t believe people are capable of acting so appallingly. But there are two crews over a hundred strong that can vouch for it, word for word."

...ok - this one is weird. Lainey has sources up in Canada - who is shooting up there now? This sounds like Julia Roberts - but I dont know that she's there right now. Another thought is Ashley Judd - she has had some past emotional issues , which could account for the "head" reference. I will have to think about this one.. although not as scandalous as Ted's latest!
Postscript: Edited to add: the Unfunny Douche is Mike Meyers - really interesting blind item from Lainey some weeks ago. Also - blinditem exposer - Yes - this could be Gwynnie!

* * * Top suspect: Ashley Judd


blurry vice said...

Hmm... Julia Roberts good guess. I was also thinking Gwneth Paltrow but I know that Lainey worships her so she wouldn't say anything bad about her. As far as Ashley Judd goes - she fits with the "crazy" part - she was treated for depression or something and bailed out ona movie role to focus on getting her life back in order. So if Ashley Judd is filming in Canada I bet it is her.

blurry vice said...

Who is the Unfunny Douche? I am out of the loop on that one.

sistah2 said...

update! Lainey has just eliminated Julia Roberts.

duffgrl said...

My first thought was Melanie Griffith but she's not filming anything right now. Your guess -Ashley Judd IS filming right now-the film is about a woman w/ mental illness!

sistah2 said...

another update: just read that Ashley Judd is filming in Vancouver. Makes sense that Lainey would have the Canadian inside scoop.

blurry vice said...

I think we can proclaim this one ASHLEY JUDD!

blurry vice said...

Lainey's clue -

"Final clue: Mute Stones is not Natasha Richardson though there are certain family similarities. Ms Richardson however preferred to stay in the family business, while Ms Mute pursued other artistic endeavours. "

- This reaffirms Ashley Judd. She has a mom and sister in the country music biz but took a different career route.

Anonymous said...

Today, Lainey totally outed Ashley Judd on this one!