Saturday, May 17, 2008

Lainey - Photo Negotiation

New one from Lainey 5/16 -
She says she is free and fabulous, embarking on a new chapter in her life, and recently went in for a little touch-me-up in the chest area. Some changes leave things super saggy and the sagging never stops. Which is why she opens up the scar between her tits once a year – a scar that is visible in person but oddly enough, never in photographs.

What she does, you see, is she barters with the paps. She wheels and deals and offers to give it up for them if they go home and click away her breast scabs. So they shake on it and she does something outrageous to guarantee they sell her pictures with what looks like baby’s skin on her chest, and everybody’s happy.

Protecting oneself against bad pictures is one thing…but what about arranging bad pictures for your enemy? There’s another celebrity who not only works with the paps to pimp out herself, she also works with them to make sure those she detests are not only photographed badly but also touched DOWN to look especially horrid. She’ll either give up exclusive tips or exclusive shots on herself in exchange for a photographic smear job on those she hates. Like doctoring images to reveal unflattering body parts, receding hairlines, pimples, and especially fat.

The paparazzi aren’t the real scum…


Update 5/27 - Part 1 is not Pamela Anderson. Part 2 is "who you think it is".

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not sure about the chest person.
The second one sounds like Paris Hilton. She is in cahoots with Perez... are they responsible for the Mischa cellulite doctoring?

Anonymous said...

Free and fabulous, Jessica Simpson?

duffgrl said...

#1 Jennifer Aniston?
#2 I agree w/ the first commenter about Paris. Maybe the Mischa cellulite photo is what Lainey is referring to.

blurry vice said...

#1 - Jennifer Aniston is a great guess. Lainey has said repeatedly lately, how isn't it funny how JA always claims she wants privacy but somehow has been photographed ALOT in her bathing suit lately? And the John Mayer thing.

#2 - Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan. I do think she is referring to the Mischa Barton pix. I don't think Perez was involved in that... just the photogs.

Anonymous said...

chest person sounds like star jones- she has a huge scar there

Anonymous said...

I agree the first one sounds like Star Jones. There is a picture of her with the bandage showing where the healing scar is. She also talked about her implant surgery with People Magazine. 2nd one - I also agree would be Paris Hilton. Mischa Barton says her cellulite photos were not real.

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Miss*Chris said...

I originally pinned #1 on "Jenna Jameson" -- just handed in the porn career for a `new chapter` in life -- she "offers to give it up for them" something I doubt Star Jones could use as leverage. Multiple breast enhancements and reductions + many many birthdays = SAG. I could be wrong, but...

#2 I'm with Paris.

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