While we’re told by giddy, gay real estate movers ‘n’ minders that Jake Gyllenhaal is buying swank, family oriented real estate in San Francisco’s Noe Valley (the boys are praying Reese doesn’t come along and put flowered curtains up all over the place)...
Becoming domesticated, family-oriented... his buddies hoping that the beard stays away. JAKE = TOOTHY! Now, we wonder, about the family oriented pad? Will Gray Goose be living there? Will there be a nursery for Baby Tile?
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So what was the one about Heath Ledger from Lainey? So sad and shocking! But I still need to know...get on it, girls....
I saw that blurb in the AT too!Jakey is so our Toothy. San fran would be perfect for him...
By the way, RIP Heath Ledger....
who is Gray Goose?
is that Austin?
Yes, a reader of ours pointed that out to us, that Ted gave Toothy's BF a name a while back - Gray Goose. HE is assumed to be Austin Nichols.
Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile Sunday Rose Kidman Urban?
—Reggie
Dear Det. Diapers:
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.
"Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile old enough to talk? Should Toothy Tile be worried about what he might say to people?
—Vicky
Dear Tattle Tooth:
Yes, very. Consider it a Daddy Fearest in the making."
"Dear Ted:
I demand that you give me a straight answer. If you could pick the top three husbands in Hollywood...for being good husbands, fathers and all-around good guys (and not fakes)...who would they be? Thanks hon!
—Sandy
Dear Sugar Daddys:
Hanks, Smith and Gyllenhaal (to Reese's kids, of course; don't coffee-klatch fams count, too?)."
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