Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Toothy Tile buying a new house in San Fran?

In the Awful Truth today, Ted's blurb about Jake Gyllenhaal once again correlates with recent hints about Toothy Tile...

While we’re told by giddy, gay real estate movers ‘n’ minders that Jake Gyllenhaal is buying swank, family oriented real estate in San Francisco’s Noe Valley (the boys are praying Reese doesn’t come along and put flowered curtains up all over the place)...


Becoming domesticated, family-oriented... his buddies hoping that the beard stays away. JAKE = TOOTHY! Now, we wonder, about the family oriented pad? Will Gray Goose be living there? Will there be a nursery for Baby Tile?

7 comments:

Ginny said...

So what was the one about Heath Ledger from Lainey? So sad and shocking! But I still need to know...get on it, girls....

duffgrl said...

I saw that blurb in the AT too!Jakey is so our Toothy. San fran would be perfect for him...

By the way, RIP Heath Ledger....

kellygrrrl said...

who is Gray Goose?
is that Austin?

Blind Item Exposer said...

Yes, a reader of ours pointed that out to us, that Ted gave Toothy's BF a name a while back - Gray Goose. HE is assumed to be Austin Nichols.

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile Sunday Rose Kidman Urban?
—Reggie

Dear Det. Diapers:
Nope, but great guess, babe. Just not with Keith, as he's, um, greased in every heterosexual sense of the word.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile old enough to talk? Should Toothy Tile be worried about what he might say to people?
—Vicky

Dear Tattle Tooth:
Yes, very. Consider it a Daddy Fearest in the making."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I demand that you give me a straight answer. If you could pick the top three husbands in Hollywood...for being good husbands, fathers and all-around good guys (and not fakes)...who would they be? Thanks hon!
—Sandy

Dear Sugar Daddys:
Hanks, Smith and Gyllenhaal (to Reese's kids, of course; don't coffee-klatch fams count, too?)."

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