Friday, December 18, 2009

Blind Vice: Which Vampire's Batty for Boys?

From Ted today -

Blind Vice: Which Vampire's Batty for Boys?

No wonder so many gay men are gossip columnists: All these supposedly "straight" stars are constantly cruising us (and our friends) for sex!
And the latest celeb to daringly do so is one of the biggest, hunkiest vampire sensations out there right now. So much so, even I was shocked when a bud of mine, who gets off hunting around Griffith Park—a notorious area of L.A. where homosexual sex in the woods is rampant and a constant annoyance to the police—enjoyed what you're about to read.
Nelly Fang is as hot as he is adored by his millions of fans. His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents.
Nelly simply smolders onscreen, what with his trance-like gaze and lithe, mildly muscled bod, which he keeps in shape by jogging through Griffith Park, wearing shorts but no...
...underwear, oh my!
I wonder if that's because Nelly likes to be extra-free to whip it out, just in case he needs to take a whiz? Nah.
More likely, that lack of clothing constraint is due entirely to Nelly's penchant for stopping a guy who catches his fancy on the trail so he can lure his conquest to a hidden path and then have hot, hot, hot sex under the sun! Something Fang's now done with my friend not once, but twice!
Love it! And people say Tiger's a slut! So glad Woods isn't the only celeb who's being supernaughty these days, what a relief.
"He's a real talker, too," adds Nelly's lucky path partner. "He kept saying, 'Yeah, do it, yeah, you like that, don't you, yeah, you like my ass?' "
Oh my. If only Nelly's gazillions of girlie worshippers could hear him talk. They'd either try to convert him or tell him to start talking dirty to them—or they'd stop being his fan—or both.
By the way, I'm sure if you've made it this far, you'll want to know the rest of the dirty deets, which are: Yes, Nelly's endowed (longer than wider, to be precise), and yes, he's a very neat boy down there.
"Very groomed," was how Mr. Fang's private parts were further described to me. Or to be even more precise (and gay): "Manscaped."
Hmmm. How very interesting, as this body-maintenance routine doesn't match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly likes to show off to the very unknowing public.
And it ain't: Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten

Update 6/22/12 - Ted has eliminated Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt, Ryan Kwanten, David Boreanaz, Jackson Rathbone, Robert Pattinson, Jamie Campbell Bower, Stephen Moyer, James Cameron. Peter Facinelli, Gerard Butler, Ian Somerhalder, Kiefer Sutherland, Allan Hyde, Cam Gigandet, Scott Speedman, Taylor Lautner, Sam Worthington, Tom Cruise, Antonio Banderas, Rostam Batmanglij, Jason Dohring, Alex O'Loughlin, Anna Paquin, Kristen Stewart, Paul Wesley, James Marsters, Brendan Fehr, Eddie Murphy, Eric Bana, Denis O'Hare, Tim Tebow, Taylor Kinney, Ryan Reynolds.


* Our top guess: Alexander Skarsgard

* Proven by timeline of Ted's dates he was and wasn't a BV:  Alexander Skarsgard is Nelly Fang.


See the label below for a link to the new Nelly Fang BVs.

265 comments:

blurry vice said...

I think Ian Somerhalder! Didn't Ted hint that there may be one about him coming soon?

Bungles said...

Sounds very reasonable.

How come the post that effective outs Toothy Tile hasn't been posted? Well... it either 100% confirms it or 100% confirms it isn't..... there's no longer any middle ground.

Anonymous said...

hate to even suggest this to the millions of Twi-hards out there, but it totally screams RPatz. lithe, mildly muscled, slightly grungy...

Anonymous said...

RPatz cannot go running (or do anything for that matter) in public without getting mauled. I doubt it's him. I do believe he said there was an upcoming BV for Ian S. from the Vampire Diaries...

Bungles said...

Doesn't it violate BV code to give a BVer a new name before the other vice has been confirmed?

RPats is already a BV (and I thought confirmed as bisexual? I can't remember... Twilight is a massive hole in my knowledge. A good thing)

Anonymous said...

yea, why no toothy tile post? BIG DEAL!! I'm personally belive it's 100% Jake!

Anonymous said...

Please Ted, say it isn't Ian!!!

I know he seems to be too good to be true, just like Brad & George & Jackles so there must be skeletons in his cupboard...

Help a little more! Something or anything! TV or big screen? Is he as fake as the Beckhams or the Clooney romances?
Oh, noooo! Help!

ChaosThierry said...

Hmmm... so much to consider. Yay to Ted for 'what would toothy do?' - to quote anna nicole smith, he's freakin genius. there will come a barney point when boys can come out to play and still play he sluts-like n.p.h.

Assuming that RPattz is divine and acknowledgedly shared a house with Tom and his sister - then this becomes one of two.

Rarely are vampires heroes and worshiped, like maybe one per franchise. Twilight is counted for, so it's either Diaries or Trueblood. Per above, Ian is the heroic vamp for Diaries, and I'd suggest Skasgaard for Blood. Note also that cruising the outdoors is a much more euro thing, LA types would be much more image sensitive. Is there another euro vamp in our midst?

angie said...

This is no doubt Ian Somerhalder. Ted mentions his fans being " gazillions of girlie worshippers" and that sounds like his fans are teens or tweens. He's praised for his acting because he's been acting for a while now. He even produces. Also he's sort of grungy and he usually has a messy look in his pictures. All the AIA's are young guys except Brad Pitt but I think that's more of their smoldering good looks that they have in common( the eyes). Yep! It's definetly Ian. damn.

Anonymous said...

Skarsgard sets my gaydar off big time. I think it's him.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Skarsgard has got "gazillions of girlie worshippers".

Anonymous said...

Paul Wesley.

Bungles said...

Paul Wesley fits very well (I'm now thinking that Ian S is just too... recognisable to cruise in parks and expect it not to be news)

Anonymous said...

I haven't ever seen Skarsgard grungy or even slightly grungy.

Anonymous said...

Is Ian Somerhalder's girlfriend [ Megan Auld ] is a beard? Not very well known then...

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted,

How fresh is your story?

Emmy said...

What about the guy who played James, Cam G. He always looks sloppy to me and he does the long gaze.

Anonymous said...

Cam Gigandet
He is blonde like the AIAs
He has a child (like Tiger)
He was in Who's Your Caddy?
He is in Priest with Stephen Moyer from Trueblood. (Ryan Kwanten connection.)
He was in movie Never Back Down which is about a fight club (Brad Pitt was in Fight Club.)
He lives in West Hollywood.

Anonymous said...

OMG please say its not alex skarsgard! i worship him!

Anonymous said...

I think Cam Gigandet. Absolutely.

Stacy said...

My dearest TED !

Please say that Nelly Fang is not Ian Somerhalder!

I promise that I will recommend your site to people I know if you just help me out of this guessing.

Almost everyone have a favourite star. An Idol. Ian is Mine.

Stacy

Anonymous said...

Also, Cam G as James, was burned (smoldering) piece by piece by the Cullen crew in Twilight.

angie said...

Cam is a good guess but i don't really think this is him. First the fact that he has a kid would disqualify him. I'm having a hard time picturing him running in woods with random guys with a newborn. But wasn't Ian dating Ashley Green at some point? plus i just saw a picture of Ian looking really really grungy. Cam always looks rough but never grungy. Im sticking with Ian.

Anonymous said...

Taryn Ryder (on her Twitter taryder) said "nelly fang does not constantly look down, shyly, get it'?". Any guesses what that means?

Anonymous said...

Taylor Lautner

Anonymous said...

I think a lot of girls worship Skarsgard more than any of those. I mean, what a hottie.

Anonymous said...

Paul Wesley has the same syllable count as Nelly Fang, as does Sean Faris, who has a very buff physique and will be in the Vampire Chronicles in 2010.

I just think Ian S is a little too well-known to be roaming around Griffith Park for an afternoon conquest.

Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

dear ted,

has nelly got anything common with jonathan rhys meyers ?

thank for your time

love you

The Spie said...

What's with all the people who think this is Ted's blog? And, oh, yeah, it's Somerhalder.

Anonymous said...

Askarsgard for sure.....

Anonymous said...

I'm going to go with RPratz. Could it be that he's using the Kristin Stewart, maybe they or maybe they aren't, angle to keep people guessing? Hmmm.

Bungles said...

RPatz can't cruise in parks and be unnoticed. It aint him.

The Spie said...

It's not RPattz. Ted has said numerous times that he's already a BV, and you know the rules. Specifically, he's Nevis Divine. Look on the side panel on the right side of the main page for more information.

Brittany said...

Im going with Ian S. He's the only person in a vampire franchise besides R.Pattz and Kellan, who both can't be the BV, that would have gazillions of girlie fans and actually fit this vice.

IMO the other stars on his show aren't nearly as well known as him. Alex S. would be a good guess but his fans would not be described as girlie. His fans are definitely a much older crowd along with everything about True Blood.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang David Boreanez?
—Amj

Dear Wrong Guessin':
Nope! Close 'tho."

blurry vice said...

To those that are discussing Toothy Tile, please do so in a thread that is about Toothy. See labels on the right side of your screen. But I will say the following here:

There was no spearate post written... but yes we read that and commented on a separate thread about it. See the latest Toothy thread to see what we said about it.

In our opinion, Toothy was outed about 3 years ago. That article Ted wrote was small potatoes in comparison to Ted's hints in the past.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I don't think of myself as sensitive, but today's BV description of Nelly Fang was far too graphic for me. Way TMI. I love your BVs, but could you tone down the physical description next time, please? Squirming here.
—Rob

Dear Virgin Eyes:
Oh relax, it was just a couple of deets. And that was tame compared to some of the other stuff Nelly said. That definitely wasn't appropriate for print."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Sweets, love your blolumn! But please give it to me straight is Nelly Fang Jackson Rathbone?
—Aimee

Dear Vamps Gone Wild:
Don't think he's the kind of guy to pull this stuff in public...think more rebellious."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My faith in Blind Vices are restored! Cannot wait to find out more about Nelly Fang! Is Nelly a vampire on a television network or in a movie? If it's a television network, two letters or three? I'm pretty much asking you to hand him over on a silver platter huh?
—Curious

Dear Nice Try:
You're getting too specific there, sweets. Nelly's smolderingly hot...that narrow it down enough?"

angie said...

Anonymous dec.19 06:49. she's talking about RPattz. he is notorious for being extremely shy and really uncomfortable in public.

Anonymous said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang David Boreanez?
—Amj

Dear Wrong Guessin':
Nope! Close 'tho."

Ha! So it's someone from that CW show.
Ian or Paul? I'm leaning towards Ian. I've seen photos where he looks 'slightly grungy'.

Anonymous said...

Dear Nice Try:
You're getting too specific there, sweets. Nelly's smolderingly hot...that narrow it down enough?"

or could Nelly be Stephen Moyer? He was voted "most smoldering" vampire by People. This would def be a shocking reveal lol

Anonymous said...

James Marsters...

Anonymous said...

"Smoldering hot" Doesn't smoldering sound like Somerhalder? It's got to be him!

Anonymous said...

It's not robert pattinson. Ted just confirmed it on the awful truth site!

Anonymous said...

Because Robert Pattinson is already Nevis Divine.

Anonymous said...

It has to be HOT Ian Somerhalder!

Anonymous said...

It can't be Paul Wesley. It says "mildly musculed bod" and PW is WAY muscular. I think it's Ian Somerhalder, and wow, really? Bummer!

Anonymous said...

It's not Ian...They shoot in georgia. So no one in vampire diaries.

Anonymous said...

TED ON TWITTER: "Just think Nelly Fang might out himself before Toothy Tile!" 9:38 AM Dec 19th from txt "@krazyem ok this is what @taryder and I have to say JUST to you all: Nelly Fang does not constantly look down, shyly, get it?" 3:09 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to krazyem "@taryder something tells me you might recover, though I don't think I will! Even I'M shocked by tom's Vice, first time ever" 4:42 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to taryder

Anonymous said...

It's def Alex Skars.

Tania said...

@anonymous 4.38,
not Marsters. He's straight. Also nearly 50, which is a point I think Ted would mention.

I think it's one of the S's - Somerhalder or Skarsgard.

Anonymous said...

Neither of them has 'gazilions of girlie worshippers'.

One thing's for sure: Ted wanted that everybody believed that this blind item was about Robert Pattinson: 'smoldering looks', 'red-hot talent', slightly grungy image', 'mildly muscled bod', 'adored by his millions of fans'....

Even the last line fits RP: "this body-maintenance routine doesn't match the sometimes slightly grungy image Nelly like to show off to the very unknowing public" (the twithards, no one would imagine Rob Pattz jogging)

Anonymous said...

Skarsgard might have gazilions of girlie worshippers as far as E! is concerned, and E! is where Ted's column lives. Didn't E! readers vote Skarsgard their choice for sexiest man alive over Jonny Depp a few weeks ago? He's also sexiest man alive in Sweden or something like that.

Anonymous said...

Skarsgard was photographed kissing his male co stars when he got drunk. Saw those pics from Just Jared and Towelroad (?). So ALex is quite a fit here.

Anonymous said...

skarsgard is straight. get over it

Anonymous said...

KELLAN LUTZ.

boom!
there-ya-go. ;)

Anonymous said...

I'm going to go with Stephen Moyer. His engagement to Anna Paquin could be the reason Ted was surprised.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, hate to sound like a moron, but who is Tom? "@taryder something tells me you might recover, though I don't think I will! Even I'm shocked by tom's Vice, first time ever" 4:42 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to taryder. IS that a hint, or a typo, or am i just clueless? maybe it's Tom Cruise? Not that it totally fits, but maybe?

Anonymous said...

Maybe "Tom" is the friend that has hooked up with Nelly Fang twice, the person who told Ted about all this?

Brittany said...

Tom = tomorrow

Anonymous said...

oooh, thanks Brittany - should have seen that one.

blurry vice said...

"http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b159044_blab_blab_blab_nelly_fang_rpattz.html"

blurry vice said...

"# @krazyem ok this is what @taryder and I have to say JUST to you all: Nelly Fang does not constantly look down, shyly, get it? 3:09 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to krazyem "

I don't think this is that big of a clue

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love the blog, check for my Robsten updates all of the time. Just getting into the BV stuff though. My guess for Nelly Fang is Jamie Campbell Bower. He's got that bad boy appeal going and I don't get the feeling that he and his "girlfriend" are much more than "friends." They just don't have that spark like my favorite vampire couple.
—Kristy

Dear Strike Out:
So sorry darling, Jamie is a way-off guess."

blurry vice said...

HINT FOR IAN SOMERHALDER?

"Dear Ted:
Has Nelly Fang ever been lost?
—Sofia

Dear GPS Loser:
I don't know anyone who hasn't? Let's just hope it's not when he runs off the trails."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Kellan Lutz, Brad Pitt and Ryan Kwanten are the buffest men of their respective vampire franchises. Am I onto something in my search for Nelly Fang's identity?
—Aileen

Dear Hunting Nelly:
If it's that Nelly's got a body on him...then yes!"

blurry vice said...

To those above who posed a letter to Ted, you should email him at tedc@eonline.com. He will not answer a letter from this website (if he even reads it at all).

EverSoCurious said...

It's not Ian S. he doesn't live in L.A. nor does he work there so he couldn't really make a habit out of running there. He also doesn't fit the grungy image clue. Furthermore, I think the answer to this blind would be someone more shocking. Ian Somerhalder was a popular guess from the beginning, no surprise there.

Welleg said...

When Ted said that David Boreanaz was a close guess, my first thought was James Marsters since they were on the same shows. Then I looked at the BV again and I don't see him fitting.

A close guess could also refer to same network - Buffy was on the WB and UPN, the two networks that combined to form the CW - and Angel was on the WB. That leaves Paul Wesley and Ian Somerhalder. Since Ian was on Lost, I'd say he had more fans than Paul coming into the show. I wouldn't necessarily describe either as grungy though.

With Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard, I agree with those that say True Blood has too old of a fanbase. Most tweens and teens probably wouldn't be allowed to watch the show.

As for the Twilight crowd, three are already eliminated and I really don't see how Boreanaz would be a close guess to any of them anyways.

The one thing that keeps throwing me is the grungy description because I keep thinking RPattz, but we already know it isn't him.

And with Brad Pitt being older than the other AIAs - Interview With the Vampire was from 1994, so he was significantly younger then.

I'm a bit puzzled on this one, but Ian seems to be the best guess based on what we've been given and what I know personally about the various vampire franchises. Though if he doesn't live in LA, where does he live?

Sophie S. said...

Iam Somerhalder lives in Atlanta. I work with a close friend of his and from what I've been told he doesn't spend a great deal of time in LA.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Think I've identified Nelly Fang: Stephen Moyer was voted People's "most smoldering vampire" in its recent Sexiest Man Alive issue. I've seen him and Anna furniture shopping...seemed happy enough. What do you make of that relationship?
—SCSFGuy

Dear Fangtective:
I heart their relaysh. Stephen and Anna are both quite cute together. Nothin' Nelly about it. You're warm, but wrong."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Thank you for your interesting post on Avatar director James Cameron. I love that you gave him such a smooth nickname. Now regarding Nelly Fang, is he really smoldering hot or burnt to a crisp? For my next question, please take my word that in no way am I suggesting that the Titanic director likes to jog in short shorts around Griffith Park, but when it's all over and the credits roll, would you say the Terminator guy and the vampire guy have some things in common?
—Vicky

Dear Sinking Ship:
Are you kidding, Cameron's been married what, like 10 times? Or are you talking about a different Terminator guy?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Peter Facinelli?
—M

Dear Fresh Guess:
No, Nelly isn't married. Nor quite that butch."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said that Ian Somerhalder wouldn't be single for long, but he hasn't been. He's been dating the same lady for three years, and from what I hear he treats her and everyone around him very well. I respectfully disagree that he is a bad boy even thought he's damn hot.
—Sophie

Dear Two Stories:
I've heard something a little different! But that he's a nice guy. Bad boys can still be nice."

Emmy said...

Is Sophie that posted on here about working with a close friend of Ian's the same Sophie that Ted answered the question of? Just curious. I hope it's not Ian.

Anonymous said...

Just for the record, werewolves have fangs

Sophie S. said...

Emmy, I am the same Sophie. I am positive that he's not Nelly Fang. I think people are clinging to the word "smoldering" as evidence.

Gabby said...

It's ALEXANDER SKARSGARD!!!! NO!!!!!!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Rob Pattinson with Kristen Stewart?
—Anna

Dear Wrong:
Didn't I already eliminate Rob as Nelly a while ago?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Nelly Fang be on Vampire Diaries?
—P

Dear Fang Hunting:
Sure—since Nelly is used to playing a vampire I think he could be on Vampire Diaries if he wanted too."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang getting fat? Is it Gerard Buttler? Love you so much!
—Adri

Dear Vamp Tramp:
Nelly's deelish as ever, unlike Mr. B."

Gisela said...

I think Ian Somerhalder has been eliminated or something like that. Alexander Skarsgard is the best bet

Anonymous said...

Does Nelly Fang play a vampire, or is he just on a show (or film franchise) that features vampires? Is Nelly Fang on True Blood? Is Sam Trammell Nelly Fang?

blurry vice said...

Hint for Alxander Skarsgard?

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b161719_would_you_doa_mopey_vampire.html

" Chalk it up to...

...the pesky paps if you will, but it pains us to see our deelish A.Skars when he's not showing off those pearly fangs."

Brittany said...

^^I don't think thats hinting at Alex. Ted referred to him as pale and gaunt. Whereas he calls Nelly Fang mildly muscled.

blurry vice said...

Gisela - no Ian Somerhalder has not been eliminated.

Kelly said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Nelly Fang be on Vampire Diaries?
—P

Dear Fang Hunting:
Sure—since Nelly is used to playing a vampire I think he could be on Vampire Diaries if he wanted too."

I pretty much this this says Nelly is not currently on Vampire Diaries. This means it's not Ian Somerhalder.

Shine said...

It's been Alex from the beginning. Just look at these:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/04/alexander-skarsgard-michael-mcmillian-kiss-kiss/comment-page-2/#comments

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/12/07/alexander-skarsgard-jon-huertas-nuzzling/

blurry vice said...

YESTERDAY -

""Dear Ted:
Has Alexander Skarsgård ever been the subject of one of your B.V.'s?
—C T

Dear Curious:
He certainly has been in our dreams."


(THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER!)



TODAY -

"Dear Ted:
So, if Alexander Skarsgård has been a B.V. in your dreams, does that mean he hasn't been one in real life? Come on—dish on Nelly Fang!
—Lee

Dear Slumber Cop:
I'm sorry, what is it, exactly, you think Nelly and hunky Alex have in common?"

HMMMM...

blurry vice said...

Kelly -

I disagree. I have been reading Ted's responses to letters for a very long time and know when he means to be vague. He is being vague here. He was asked whether NF is on Vampire Diaries which is a pretty direct question. It's not a direct clear answer on whether or not he is on the show.

You can take that answer however you want, but we here will only consider an elimination when Ted states it as a fact... not as someone's opinion how Ted's vague response was.

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b162548_alexander_skarsgaringrd_globes_im_single.html

blurry vice said...

I wrote to Ted and asked if Nelly FAng was at the Golden Globes.

Askars was. Don't think Ian S was.

Shannon said...

What about Xavier Samuel, the newest vamp in Eclipse. Too unknown?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am really anxious for news on Breaking Dawn. I'm having mixed feelings on whether it should be one or two movies. I can't decide what I think is best. Do you have any idea which side is winning so far and when we should have any news? And please tell more about Nelly Fang! Is it Ian Somerhalder? Warm? Cold? Thanks!
—Rafaela

Dear Vamp Lover:
Personally, if there was a way to do just one film instead of two, I think it should be one. No need to drag it out. Let's let the actors get on with their careers! As for Nelly, great guess. But not quite warm enough."

THERE WE HAVE IT

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I swear you will never answer whether Jackson Rathbone is Nelly Fang. I really get a gay vibe from him. Please just say it isn't him or at least give a no comment.
—Catherine

Dear Stop Fretting:
Ain't him. Happy? Though, I doubt you'll ever be as content as Nelly is with all his boy-and-girl dates 24/7. Who does he think he is, the new Mick Jagger? (Yes.)"

blurry vice said...

Jackson Rathbone was a repeat elim. What is with these people that ask about the same people over and over again?

GaGossip said...

Blurry Vice - It's the same reason people guess actors when a BV specifically refers to a musician: people don't take the time to read and think before they comment. Honestly, If more gossip stans went to BIE and read up on their BV "history" there would be a less of a problem ;)

Katie said...

Hey guys,
As much as I hate to, I have to agree that many of the clues match ASkars. But one doesn't. Nelly is "lithe and mildly muscled". Skarsgard is definitely muscled. Definitely. Nothing mild about his muscles. I'm a bit confused with that point. It seems to disqualify Alex. However, he's the only current vamp not DQed.

I can't seem to email Ted perhaps because I don't live in the US (?can't figure it out). Could someone email Ted to ask if Alex Skarsgard is a BV? Or ask if Nelly is really mildly muscled.

Veronica said...
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Veronica said...

I decided to take a look at Ted's older "Nelly Fang" postings. I found this one a bit interesting. "Blab Blab Blab: Is Nelly Fang R.Pattz?…Deep Tiger seems to think you folks guessing R.Pattz as the superhorny vampire secretly into boys are off your rockers." When I read "superhorny vampire" an older post immediately came to mind. "What Do You Call a Really Horny Vampire?" http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b153753_What_Do_You_Call_a_Really_Horny_Vampire_.html

Brittany said...

I think Ted is just stringing us along. Although it looks a lot like Alex, there are some clues, like Fangs physical descriptions, that don't add up. Ted knows everyone thinks its Alex so he's gonna keep playing him up like it really is him.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Of late I have become obsessed with the Sookie Stackhouse book series. This, combined with my enthusiasm for True Blood, has me all in a tizzy for June to hurry up and get here! I can't wait to see what's in store (and who gets naked)! My question is: Is the hunky Alexander Skarsgård the Blind Vice Nelly Fang? I don’t think so, but I want him eliminated ASAP!
—Kristen

Dear Vamp Girl:
Oh, darlin’, I’m getting’ a little bored with people demanding to know their fave hunk idols either are or aren’t the culprits in the Blind Vice series, so guess what: Just like Alex’s next season of nakedness, I’m gonna make ya wait on this one, sorry."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Please tell me that Nelly Fang isn't Kiefer Sutherland!
—Jim

Dear Too Short:
Definitely not."

GaGossip said...

Dear Ted:
It's my 20th birthday today, and I've got one big wish: Please, please reveal a Blind Vice for me! I've been following your blolum for years now (back when it was a column) and always look forward to reading the latest B.V. If that's not possible, can you tell me what the latest goings on are with Nelly Fang? Is he (or she) any closer to outing themselves?
—Nadia
Dear Blow Another Candle:
Happy birthday!

GaGossip said...

I don't really get what Ted means by this: "Dear Blow Another Candle" Is she not allowed to know until she's 21? haha. It seems odd for him to include this in the bitch-back unless it means something...

Rachel said...

It's NOT Alexander Skarsgard. I confirmed it with people who know him and journalists that interviewed him when this blind item first came out. Everyone said he is DEFINITELY not gay.

He is just European :)

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It's my 20th birthday today, and I've got one big wish: Please, please reveal a Blind Vice for me! I've been following your blolum for years now (back when it was a column) and always look forward to reading the latest B.V. If that's not possible, can you tell me what the latest goings on are with Nelly Fang? Is he (or she) any closer to outing themselves?
—Nadia

Dear Blow Another Candle:
Happy birthday!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Nelly Fang be Kellan Lutz?
—JMS

Dear Cut to the Chase:
He could be. But he's not."

jo said...

I think Ted's stringing along the Alexander guesses because he's popular and leads to hits, but the clues actually don't particularly point to him and Ted's handling of AS gossip doesn't, either. AS is more than mildly muscled and his usual style is way too metrosexual to surprise anyone that he'd be manscaped. The blind was written to call up Robert Pattinson particularly, in order to generate lots of hits, and then RP was eliminated because Ted is the Robsten guru.

When Ted handled the Kate Bosworth/AS GG drama, he said AS was just drunk and therefore horny, so of course he was kissing KB--no innuendos about Nelly or beards or anything along that line. Taryn Ryder immediately speculated about a girlfriend when she heard about AS's supposed mystery brunette date. Ted reported that AS was flirting with a blonde woman other than KB at the Instyle party, again with no innuendo. AS isn't the answer.

I wonder if Paul Wesley isn't the target--he hasn't really been eliminated--he got an ambiguous "the jury is still out on that one" when Ted was questioned about whether he was BV. And when Stephen Moyer was guessed, Ted answered warm, while when Ian S. was guessed, he was said to be a great guess.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was reading your B.V. about Nelly Fang. My guess is Allan Hyde. Am I right?
—Melony

Dear Bloody Truth:
No, but nice try. Want to take another bite at it? Try yummier this time."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love you. Is Nelly Fang Jamie Campbell Bower? He strikes me as rather Mick Jaggery.
—Carrie

Dear Biting Back:
While debatably Mick Jaggery, the newest Twilight vamp just doesn't fit Nelly's fangs."

blurry vice said...

JCB was a repeat elim.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang a he or a she? I just stumbled upon this B.V. and would love another hint. BTW, thanks for your support of Kristin Stewart! While she was a bit fidgety at Sundance (as usual), she was also funny. Maybe she had to go to the bathroom?
—Jen

Dear Pronoun Confused:
This hunky vampire is definitely a he, as are his many secret conquests in the forests."

CAN'T PEOPLE READ THE ORIGINAL BLIND VICE? DON'T GET IT.

Lil' Genghis' mom n dad said...

And today Ted ruled out Cam Gigandet. With every elimination my hope that this is not ASkars grows fainter.

abitwicked said...

9:38 AM Dec 19th from txt "@krazyem ok this is what @taryder and I have to say JUST to you all: Nelly Fang does not constantly look down, shyly, get it?"

A hint that it is not ASkars? He's over six feet....and definitly "looks down" on the those around him?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
After reading back over the whole Nelly Fang Blind Vice and some of the clues given...I think I've got it figured out! I doubt you can confirm it, but can you tell me if I'm close? Is it Cam Gigandet?
—Ames

Dear Straight Talk:
You cut right to the chase, don't you? Sure, you're close. He is a vampire, after all. But ain't Cam, delicious as that bloodthirsty thought might be!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I want to know who Nelly Fang is! This is a long shot, but how about Scott Speedman, who was part vampire in Underworld and starred in Felicity, which was on the same network as Vampire Diaries and Buffy?
—A Skaars Lover

Dear Sleuth:
I appreciate your creative way of thinking—and I'm impressed! In order to figure out Nelly, that's what you need to do. Scott's so not Fang, tho. Think hotter and more current."

So we gotta think creative?

brin44 said...

Jack Huston? Twilight: Eclipse
Hollywood royalty. Angelica Houston connection.
Engaged to CAT deeley from so you can think you can dance. Magazine articles describe him a grungy

brin44 said...

Jack Huston's Love interest in Eclipse is no other than "horny Vamp" Nikki Reed.
Google images and find agrungy Johnny Depp type.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Count me among those obsessed with Nelly Fang! I'm wondering if he is still taking those sexy runs through the park, or if he is more cautious now that he has been "outed" as a Blind Vice?
—Tampa

Dear Filthy Fang:
You think this bloodsucking stud is scared of little old me? He needs to exercise to keep his bangin' bod in shape, right? And what's better exercise than a little bit of running and a lot of in-the-forest humping."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Could Nelly Fang be Taylor Lautner? (Sorry if you've already ruled that out.)
—Ramona

Dear Fake Fanger:
T.L. plays a werewolf, remember?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
What's up with Vampire Diaries boys? I get a gay vibe from Paul Wesley. He's a little too perfect. Am I right?
—K

Dear Fangtastic:
The Vamp boys have their secrets. Ask Paul, why don't you?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You mentioned that Paul Wesley from Vampire Diaries has secrets. Is he Grey Goose?
—Celia

Dear Blunt:
No, Paul is more of a newcomer than Grey."

hint for nelly fang

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who's the better, nicer, more well-behaved guy, Stephen Moyer or Alexander Skarsgård?
—Lauren

Dear Vamp Tramp:
You can't have us pick and choose between these stud muffins! I'd have to say Moyer is better behaved...but is that 'cause he's getting hitched?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You have said in the past you feel bad for the damage you did to Nikki Reed's rep. With the benefit of that hindsight, I have to ask, do you feel bad about what you are currently doing to Alexander Skarsgård, or do you just intend to do what gets you hits now and feel bad about that later too?
—Kim

Dear Damage Control:
What have I done exactly?"

blurry vice said...

NELLY FANG - PAUL WESLEY

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Sam Worthington? He's hunky. He's smoldering. He's slated to star in an upcoming vampire movie, and he's associated with the Terminator franchise. You dropped that hint in the Jan. 6 Bitch-Back. Tell me I'm right!
—T

Dear Clues:
Drool. Love Sam Worthington! That bad boy has his own thing goin' on, and it ain't Nelly Fang's."

Heather said...

I like the Paul Wesley guess, though it's a bit odd since Vampire Diaries films in Atlanta.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Figuring out who Nelly Fang is seems to be an impossible mission. Could he be Tom Cruise?
—G

Dear Cruising For Vamps:
Nice guess, but still not the right guy. Think mucho sexier."

Mithya said...

try to google Paul Wesley's photos. he looks like a young david boreanaz, dont you think? =P

dmom said...

There are lots of photos floating around of Paul Wesley at LAX back around Valentine's Day...just sayin...

Heather said...

2/18/10 B-Back

Dear Ted:
Does Nelly Fang have a beard? Does he go out on a date with girls?
—Marya

Dear Bearded Bloodsucker:
All in-the-closet stars have lady friends to keep up appearances...at least the ones who don't want to be caught. Nelly's included here.

Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Antonio Banderas?
—Mag

Dear Vampiro:
No, but keep guessing, babe. This boyish bloodsucker is just dying to be outted.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Does Nelly Fang have a beard? Does he go out on a date with girls?
—Marya

Dear Bearded Bloodsucker:
All in-the-closet stars have lady friends to keep up appearances...at least the ones who don't want to be caught. Nelly's included here."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Antonio Banderas?
—Mag

Dear Vampiro:
No, but keep guessing, babe. This boyish bloodsucker is just dying to be outted."

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
I'm totally stuck on this Nelly Fang biz. I tweeted you a question about it a few days ago and never got a response. I'm sure you get lots of tweets and can't respond to all of them. Or more likely, I was just ignored. No worries. My question is this: Can Nelly Fang only engage in his Griffith Park escapades while he's on hiatus, or does he do his vampire filming in L.A., too?
—Ava

Dear Fang Fascination:
Nelly is such a hunk that he would have no problem getting a little down-low loving no matter where he's located. And he does."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Give us some more gossip on The Vampire Diaries boys. That Paul Wesley is yummo!
—C

Dear Likes It Bloody:
How can I put this? You know that old casting-couch cliché? Applies more to the dudes than the chicks on this fab baby."

blogging said...

How can Nelly be included with those who don't "want to get caught" but also be "dying to be outed?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
If the boyish bloodsucker known as Nelly Fang is dying to be outed, why don't you just tell us who he is already?
—Courtney

Dear Vicious Vamp:
It's not my place to out Nelly. His closet—or should I say coffin—will open when he's ready...or when he grabs a less-discreet reporter for a tryst in the woods. He's hardly dying to be outed as much as Toothy is. Nelly's just plain horny!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My coworker and I love your posts and are constantly guessing at your BVs, especially Nelly Fang. Is he an American or foreign actor? Give us some clues!
—S

Dear Clued In:
Aren't all vampires from Transylvania?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I love the Vampire Diaries. Anything going on with Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley or Nina and Ian Somerhalder?
—Kaylee

Dear Dear Diary:
If you're young and hot and have a show on the CW, you're basically required to—at least appear—to date your costar. Call it the Gossip Girl precedent—it keeps the buzz going for the usually ratings-challenged shows."

francita said...

hey! i have a little question....has someone suggested to Ted that Nelly fang might be Sean farris??? he plays a vampire too, and is current, is hot...and might be nelly fang :S.
Has he eliminated him already from the suspects list?? =P. I just have a huge hunch on this one!

=S

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Rostam Batmanglij of Vampire Weekend? He just stated in an interview that he was hoping his song I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend would become a gay anthem!
—Allie

Dear Weekend at Nelly's:
While Team Awful does love the band's latest video, Rostam isn't nearly debauched enough to be the legendary Nelly Fang."

blurry vice said...

francita - not sure, but you can write to ted to ask him

Lil' Genghis' mom n dad said...

Uh oh, I think Ted just ruled out ASkars as Nelly Fang.

Dear Ted:
I see Alex Skarsgård fans calling you a fake and a liar ever since your Nelly Fang Blind Vice came out. I bet these same people lapped up your every word before that. Their vitriol toward you makes me think they believe it's him. I find it interesting that you haven't come out and actually said he's not Nelly. Not guessing anybody, just an observation. But do you have any new hints for us about Nelly?
—Barb

Dear True Fans:
You're right, they do think it's him. No new news, Nelly's a tad off the radar right now.

--

If I'm reading this right, Nelly F can't be ASkars, who has been very much on the radar right now.

mo-mo said...

No, I am not reading it that way. It does not seem at all like he is eliminating him, in my opinion. If anything, maybe he is slying confirming it!

Also, I don't think that ASkars is very much on the radar right now.

smoke said...

I agree. ASkars has been all over the place in the past few weeks with awards season, and right now with back to back events. He's been the top draw at a few gossip sites with all the rumors flying around about KB. Looks to me like Ted is trying to push it back on the fans while he's pointing to somebody new. According to his response today, the fans are the ones who are making all the assumptions.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So, I'm a bit confused. You said about the whole Vampire Diaries-dating thing: "you're basically required to at least appear to date your costar. Call it the 'Gossip Girl Precedent,' it keeps the buzz going for the usually ratings-challenged shows." This is where I get confused. It's not like we see any of the show's stars out and about to make us think they are dating, so what's with the answer? I take it you mean someone is gay, and you can't say anything more because it makes it look like he/she actually is. So was this a crazy theory?
—Jennifer

Dear Dating Diary:
Nina Dobrev and Paul Wesley—and then Nina and Ian Somerhalder—have been playing it pretty cozy in all of their Vampire Diaries press to get the ball rolling on the "are they/aren't they" guessing game. And it seems to be working."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
One of the most popular guesses for last Friday's Blind Vice has been Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr. You have said SMG has been a Blind in the past, and to my knowledge, you have not revealed which one, making her ineligible for Cruella St. Shackles. I believe SMG was Botox-Bang Slasher. Am I at least in the right genre?
—D

Dear Gellar Guessing:
Already nixed F.P. Jr. as Cruella's sneaky spouse, so SMG is out of the game for this B.V. Here's a Vice I'm sure SMG would be interested in: Buffying up and slaying vamp hottie Nelly Fang to jump starting her once-relevant career."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My birthday is next week and I'm a bit depressed at how close I am to reaching 30. I think if you gave us all some scoop on Nelly Fang, whether it be about his latest antics or a hint about his true identity, that would cheer me up immensely. Pretty please? With a cherry on top.
—Courtney

Dear Birthday Girl:
Gawd, 30—so old, how will you be able to cope? Will it make it easier if I tell you Nelly often prefers guys much older than even you?"

blurry vice said...

feb 12

"Dear Ted:
I'm wondering if maybe Jason Dohring or Alex O'Loughlin could be Nelly Fang? I don't remember either of their names being mentioned before in any of your Bitch-Backs. I wonder why? Especially O'Loughlin, who is pretty well-known for playing a vampire.
—MMS

Dear Not Quite Nelly:
Both dudes have played vamps before, but would you say either is the biggest or the hunkiest bloodsucker around? I definitely wouldn't."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b166827_bitch-back_everyone_hates_john_mayer.html#ixzz0ikHhRCby

blurry vice said...

!!!!!

"Dear Ted:
First time writing in, long time reader! Has Alex Skarsgård ever been a Blind Vice?
—Danielle

Dear Vampy Trampy:
Yep."

BROOKE said...

I love AS, so of course I do not want to think this is him. Yet who else really fits besides Robert Pattison? AS and RP are the biggest vampire celebs out right now, they are even more famous than Paul Wesley. I just don't know if Ted would be this transparent. Others have said that AS could be P Maquire. Personally, I'm just really upset that AS is a BV. Also, IF AS is gay does this mean Kate is his beard? Does she know? If she does know does that mean that Orlando could of been gay too and Kate is just good at being a beard. Afterall, a lot of people think she was contacted to be Cruise's beard before Katie H.

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blurry vice said...

REPEAT ELIM

"Dear Ted:
I want to know if you eliminated Ian Somerhalder as a possibility for the very naughty B.V. Nelly Fang. Folks on the message boards claim you "notted" him in another Bitch-Back, but I must have missed that one. So once and for all, is Somerhalder out of the running for Nelly Fang?
—Q

Dear Repeat:
I won't make you search the B.B. archives this time. This newly hot vamp is not Nelly. Close, though."

BeauJ said...

I hate to break it to those in denial, but Nelly Fang is obviously Alex Skarsgard. I have a few Swedish friends, and while they are both very metro and affectionate there is still a very clear line between them being gay and straight. Paul Wesley isn't anywhere near popular enough to have a "gazillion" girlies upset, but ASkars sure is. There has been a lot of Hollywood scoop about his sexuality for a while now. And when something starts off as a rumor in Hollywood it is more than likely the truth.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Tell me you have watched Spartacus: Blood and Sand? It's a decent show...good on the eyes! Any scoop on the actor who plays Spartacus, Andy Whitfield? Thanks!
Sinead

Dear Scoop:
Agreed, Whitfield is totally smokin', but since he's based Down Under, he's a far cry from any of the guys who behave badly around here!"

Chris said...

I think people seem to have forgotten this phrase from the original BV: "His smoldering looks are talked about just as much as (if not more so than) his red-hot acting talents."

If it's between AS and PW, AS is clearly the more acclaimed and talked-about for his acting talents. A quick look at his Wikipedia page shows AS has been nominated for four awards as Eric in 'True Blood', including an SAG, and winning two. Neither PW or 'The Vampire Diaries' have attracted much positive critical buzz from what I can tell.

Seems pretty straightforward to me - if those are the two most likely, at least.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You've told us to think outside the box so... Is Nelly Fang Anna Paquin?
—S

Dear Fanged Female:
You're definitely thinking outside the box, but a bit too far. While it is totally cool to have a positive role model for bi-babes (and dudes, sure)—because let's be honest, Tila Tequila wasn't cutting it—Anna is not our vampy Vice."

--- I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN DECIDE THAT A BLIND VICE THAT IS CLEARLY ABOUT A MALE COUD SUDDENLY BE FEMALE, AND VICE VERSA.

happygoluckyduck said...

Well, Ted just "notted" Paul Wesley as Nelly Fang. So I guess that just leaves AS. Wow.

hello said...

Dear Ted:
I own five cats, they weren't rescued but they're very loved all the same. I have three guesses for Nelly Fang: I feel like it really should be Ian Somerhalder and I don't know if that's from watching him in Life as a House. Or I think it might be Paul Wesley, his Vampire Diaries costar. My final guess is David Boreanaz he may be on Bones now, but, I feel he fits the description. Just let me know if I'm close!
—Mubby

Dear Hogger:
In the order you asked: Super close, less close, cold as Nicole Kidman's heart.

Jamee said...

It's for SURE ASkars now. No grey area anymore. . . Ted's response was a certain elimination.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am a first-timer on here. Sometimes I have this love/hate thing with you. But we all can't see eye-to-eye on everything, now can we? But anyways, I may not like her at all but is Kristen Stewart Nelly Fang? As a bisexual woman myself, I feel sometimes my gaydar is pretty on point for the most part. And I could care less about Robert and Kristen, but if they are together it doesn't mean she can't like women; believe me, I have been with a guy and totally involved but that doesn't mean the ladies don't get me going.
—Jaded

Dear Hot Stuff:
I can tell you Kristen isn't Nelly. Also, I totally agree with you: Love can cross all kinds of sexual boundaries!"

Once again, why can't some people read that Nelly Fang is a man and accept that.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I own five cats, they weren't rescued but they're very loved all the same. I have three guesses for Nelly Fang: I feel like it really should be Ian Somerhalder and I don't know if that's from watching him in Life as a House. Or I think it might be Paul Wesley, his Vampire Diaries costar. My final guess is David Boreanaz he may be on Bones now, but, I feel he fits the description. Just let me know if I'm close!
—Mubby

Dear Hogger:
In the order you asked: Super close, less close, cold as Nicole Kidman's heart."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You may be gay, and I may be straight, but I go to bed with you every night and wake up with you every morning! Love your column. Proud mom of 4 rescue cats & dogs, and a turtle! Is Nelly Fang James Marsters, Spike from Buffy?
—Thomas

Dear Letter of the Day:
Just because you're witty and darling I'll give you a straight answer: no. Wrong genre entirely, really, think far more big."

thomasonclan said...

I can't believe Ted actually answered one of my questions. I'm the one who asked about Spike from Buffy...didn't really think it was him, but still trying to narrow it down. Hope everyone is having a great weekend!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Any news on Nelly Fang or hints as to who he is? (BTW, I have a 7-year-old rescue dog who loves her gossip online.) Thanks!
—AMZ

Dear Likes It Woof:
Supersexy Nelly Fang has gone into hiding, lately. Our love for the vampy hunk must have scared him because his pals are superprotective now about not letting the stud's secrets slip. Not like him to be scared, either, weird."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Please out Alex Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth's relationship as the fauxmance/showmance it really is. Something about those two is just...off.
—One lil sparkler

Dear Not Buyin' It:
Skarsgård isn't Toothy Tile, if that's what you're getting at. Kate Bosworth hasn't worked in, what, years now? So it's not like she has anything to promote except maybe attempting to save her Hollywood reputation. Something may be off, but you're on the wrong track just a tad."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm currently obsessed with the Nelly Fang B.V., so I've been doing some research. Two distinct possibilities are standing out to me. Alex O'Loughlin and Kyle Schmid. Warm, cold, hot?
—D

Dear Two 4 One:
Hmmm, let's go with warm. Why the hell not?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
This is a fan from Hong Kong. I don't have any pets since it's not allowed in my apartment building, but I do hope you would pick my email. Well, I'm not picking on you, but I'm just wondering, have you ever been wrong about your reports or news? I mean, I remember you said Alexander Skarsgård and Kate Bosworth are just friends/friends with benefits, but after the Coachella outing and the poolside cuddling, they seem to be a genuinely loving couple. So sorry, but I think maybe you're wrong about them.
—Mabel

Dear Foreigner:
Oh babe, Coachella is a massive paparazzi fest. Skarsworth know they were being watched. They hardly attempted to be secretive about their cuddling while cruising around the desert. Trust, there's no wedding in store for these two."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Antonio Banderas?
—Ingrid

Dear Random:
Uh, no. Sorry, babe, but fab guess! Think currently far more relevant."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My rescued Chihuahua mix, Betty, is going through a treatment to beat a parasite that ate away at her fur. I am so upset. She already battled stomach parasites four times! So, to keep us both going, we need to know, is Nelly Fang gay or bi? Love ya.
—Gia

Dear Specifics:
Love ya right back, if for no other reason than saving poor Betty's life! Yech! What a rough time she's had! Almost as dirty as Nelly's bisexual flea-bitten outdoor sexcapades!"

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b177452_which_vampire_gives_
better_bedhead.html

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b177715_pattinson_vs_skarsgaringrd
_round_2.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who would you say is Nelly Fang's main fan base? Would they really turn on him, so to speak, if they found out he was bisexual? I would like to think we are all beyond hating or turning on someone because they are gay/lesbian/bi, etc. If Nelly Fang is who I think he is, I don't think his fan base would hate on him...I actually think they'd be very accepting. I don't see what the big deal is, anyway. If Anna Paquin can do it, Nelly can, too.
—Courtney

Dear Come Out Come Out:
Wish it were that easy, but it's that same old double-standard, as always. Nelly is a dude, while Anna is a hot chick. It's always—or at least, for now—going to be easier for the babes to come out as bi than the dudes, no matter what his fan base is. Stinks."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
My friends and I have a pool going on how much longer we think Skarsworth will last. Some are convinced that after the spectacle they made of themselves at Coachella, the clock is quickly running down on these two. While others, myself included, are sure that Miss Bosworth will happily ride the True Blood publicity train until fall. What's your guess?
—BronxBetty

Dear Gamblers Anon:
I'll put $20 on the former."

mo-mo said...

Today (4/27), Ted had a little article on A. Skarsgard... how he said in a recent interview that he is very comfortable with graphic sex scenes with men.

Also today from Ted in his "bitchbacks":

"Dear Ted:
Still on my Nelly Fang hunt. Is he Brendan Fehr? He was in The Forgotten, he looks a lot like Boreanaz and works with him in Bones. Hot, cold , freezing?
—CM

Dear Hunt Away:
Way to think outside the normal box! But wrong. Think bigger everything."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b178190_alexander_
skarsgaringrd_hearts_graphic.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Friends with benefits or not, I have a feeling Alexander Skarsgård is going to get bored with K.Bos and dump her hard and fast, leaving her so stressed—like after her breakup with Orlando—that she ends up scary skinny and devastated again. How do you think it's going to end?
—Troy

Dear Worrywart:
I don't think Kate's taking this relaysh as seriously as you think she is."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b178588_three_hot_guys_hang_
business_our.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
If you think sexuality is really screwed up in America, why don't you try not to play into that skewed view? Alexander Skarsgård is very comfortable with who he is and always has been—why not just celebrate someone who has no issue acting whatever scenes organically make sense in a story without trying to co-opt his statements? He's not sending you coded messages. You're the first one to say there's no reason to think he had anyone specifically in mind when giving dating advice—he's not serious with Kate Bosworth and he's being generic to avoid giving the gossips anything specific to run with—a losing proposition in Hollywood. Why not let Alexander speak for himself—he's no shrinking violet—instead of deciding to interpret him for your own agenda? If people had fewer agendas about sexuality, whatever their position, we'd all be a lot freer to express ourselves.
—Kat

Dear Code:
I'm not playing into that skewed view, just provoking some thought about some very ambiguous statements. More power to him for not blabbing about whoever he is dating, at least he's not a famewhore. And by the by I love how comfortable he is. That's my way of celebrating it!"

Ms. said...

So I was thinking about Ted's comment about Ian Somerhalder being "superclose" as a guess for Nelly Fang.

Ian is in Vampire Diaries with Matthew Davis who was in Blue Crush with Kate Bosworth who is "dating" Alexander Skarsgard.

Ian was also in Rules of Attraction, as was Kate Bosworth...

Now, I don't know if Ted would consider that "superclose" but it's a thought.

I don't want to believe that it's Alexander Skarsgard but there are way too many signs pointing at him.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I can't stand Skarsworth! Totally think that she is milking this more than he is, especially with a certain celebrity blogger who posts at least once if not twice a day about her usually mentioning Alex! But veryone else seems to think Kate and Alexander won't work out, yet no one says why! What is the why?
—Weird

Dear Look Closer:
Alex and Kate may both be blond and beautiful, but that's about all they have in common. They're missing that spark—maybe they can ask Tom and Katie about it?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It seems there's a gender double standard in Hollywood when it comes to sexual orientation and coming out: Anna Paquin has revealed that she's bi—sure, it made headlines for about 1.5 days, that's about it. I highly doubt that it will negatively affect her career/image (it shouldn't!); if anything, some might find that it adds an intriguing edge. Angelina, at one point, had a serious relationship with a woman, but again, who cares? If, on the other hand, one of Anna's many gorgeous male costars from True Blood came out as bi, something tells me it would have a very different, more dramatic effect. Your thoughts? Do the guys in Hollywood have a harder time being open about who they are than women do? Or is that because both Anna and Angelina ultimately ended up with men?
—Ms.

Dear Duh:
You're just realizing this now?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
It's my birthday today (the big 2-0!) and I've been a loyal reader for almost two years. For my B-day present, could you give me some juicy info on Nelly Fang? Big vamp fan here! Love ya lots.
—B in Alaska

Dear Ageist:
Only because you're inching closer to your quarter-life crisis. Nelly is still slaying the dudes behind the scenes, trust. Honestly, he really just screws whoever (men or women) he wants, when he wants! He's just more careful about it than his wholly het counterparts like Jesse and Tiger, that's all."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So I have a question about Skarsworth (I can't believe I just wrote that. Ugh.) Anyways, have they actually come out yet and said they're dating? I mean, it's not really a secret when you prance around together 24/7. Kate seems head-over-heels giddy about him, where Alex seems "meh." Is that what's kinda going down? I know you said it won't last that long...but from previous sightings, they've already been together about 8 months.
—Vanessa

Dear FWB:
First off, Kate and Alex are mutually benefiting from their friends-with-benefits arrangement. I wouldn't say it's totally one-sided, actually. And sure, maybe they've been "together" that long but it's hardly monogamous. It's as you said—dating."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'm a big Awful Truth fan- it helps me cope between classes—but this is my first time writing in. I totally loved your take on the Newsweek incident. I get that they want to drum up readership by having something scandalous, but seriously? The fact that Jonathan Groff is gay has zero effect on me at all. I love Glee and that guy is talented and hot, being gay doesn't change either opinion I have on him. I have no problem with gay playing straight or vice versa. That's why they're actors. They act. I support your and Kristin Chenoweth's shaming of this homophobic gimmick. On a lighter note, I'm a huge Blind Vice fanatic. In exchange for my rant, do you have any more dirt/hints on Nelly Fang? Anything and everything would be much appreciated. Stay awesome Ted!
—CC

Dear Preach On:
Articles like that are exactly why Toothy, Nelly or any of our BV faves don't have a shot at setting precedent and coming out. Not that Nelly really needs to come out. Just needs to fess up that he's a sexual being and swings both ways in his private life. No biggie."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b180674_why_are_true_blood_
costars_mocking.html

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b181323_skarsgaringrd_brings_
bosworth_sweden.html

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b181068_vampire_diaries_babe_
team_true_blood.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In a recent Bitch-Back you said Skarsworth were no more that friends with benefits and that it was not a monogamous relationship. Then, today, you talk about how they are in Sweden and serious. I mean, no doubt when you bring a girl home to meet the family, it's serious. Why and how were you so off on this couple? It just worries me that if you are so off on them, you could be off-base on other celebs.
—kissez

Dear Skarsworth's No. 1 Fan:
Who's off? Sure, perhaps you think I'm wrong, but, darling, trust, these two are hardly only schtupping each other, which you can take any way you like—as they all apply."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Do you think Alexander Skarsgård is going to pop the question to Kate Bosworth? I hear someone who runs a fansite is keeping a secret about him that will be revealed soon.
—Nosy and obsessed

Dear Secret's Out:
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not the secret."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
A few weeks ago I asked you what was your guess was on how much longer Skarsworth were going to last. You were of the belief that their relationship wasn't that serious and were on the fast track to splitsville. Well now he took her home to Sweden. I don't know about you, but this signals to me that there is something much more serious between them. You don't take the girl on a several-thousand-mile, multihour plane trip if she's just a FWB. What gives?
—BronxBetty

Dear Not-So-Secret Getaway:
Think about it in relation to that of, say, Robsten. When Rob and Kristen get out of town, they like it to be low-key and private. Skarsworth practically invite the paparazzi along. Coachella lovefest anyone? Don't you think it's fishy that practically every media outlet got the "inside" scoop on a trip they made across the world? And people say Robsten is for publicity, sheesh."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am so sick of the whole Twilight stuff. I can't even find a word that would express it. So in hotter news and since it was the last episode of the season, I need to know juice on the Vampire Diaries cast, Ian, Paul and Nina. I know Ian has a girlfriend, but what about Paul? And are they as nice as they seem when you see them in interviews?
—Marylin

Dear Diaries in Demand:
Why can't all the vamps just get along—I mean, we already know Nina is a huge fan of that other hunky vampire Alexander Skarsgård. As for how nice the cast is, sure they all get along fairly well, but for at least one of the three you listed, this newfound fame is certainly going to his or her head, making him/her a total pain in the ass to deal with."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In your latest Blind Vice about the gorgeous Crescent Kumquat, you mentioned that the guy who originally gave the publicist herpes was another closeted bisexual star. Am I wrong in my suspicions that this stained stud might be our own dear Nelly Fang? How about it, Ted, hot or cold? Kisses.
—Curiosity Killed The...

Dear Not Nelly:
Smooches back, and no. Though you're right in thinking this other dude has been a B.V. of the best variety. Just not of the sexy vamp variety."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
So Alexander Skarsgård is a Blind Vice, but what about his costars? Sam Trammell, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Ryan Kwanten, etc. They are hardly written about, is that something they prefer, or do they have really bad PR? Alex seems to be the only one riding the gossip train, is there something going on?
—D

Dear Bloody Blinds:
A.Skars is the only Vicey star on True Blood for now. Anna revealed her "big secret" and the rest of the cast is pretty tame—or at least, I don't think they're wild enough to be given a B.V. You may think differently."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nelly Fang Eddie Murphy? He was a vampire in Brooklyn.
—L

Dear Jokes On You:
Interesting guess, but nope—the funnyman isn't our sexy boy-lovin' vamp. Think younger."

blurry vice said...

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b183289_caught_kate_bosworth_
table_one.html

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b183345_which_true_blood_dude_
hotter_naked.html

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was thinking about Nelly Fang the other day and was wondering, when did these "encounters" take place? Were they last year (since the B.V. was posted in December) and what month(s)? I was thinking that knowing the timeline may help with confirming or clearing the one remaining obvious choice, if one were to consider filming locations and schedules.
—C'est Moi

Dear Not So Fast:
You don't honestly expect me to just give that dish away once you've revealed your master plan to me, do you, Frenchie? Got to be a lot more clever than that! Weather was warm, though, I'll tell ya that much"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
In relation to your article about Kate Bosworth and Alexander Skarsgård, I saw a Swedish mag today with the couple on the cover—it was a paparazzi shot for sure—and the headline read that they got married in Stockholm. Is there any truth to this?
—Anderson

Dear Hardly:
Yeah, right."

blurry vice said...

Repeat elim

"Dear Ted:
My mother and I help rescue small dogs with my sister and find them homes. Thank you for all your work with rescue animals. Someone needs to give them a voice. I want to know if Nelly Fang is Paul Wesley? Am I close? Also is there anything the fans can do to get Megan Fox back in Transformers? My mom is highly insulted by this turn of events. She thinks they are perfect for each other and that Megan not being there will ruin the movie.
—Christie

Dear No and No:
Nope, Nelly ain't the Vampire Diaries star—but you aren't the only one who thought (or maybe hoped?) he might be. As for Meg, she's way over Transformers and vice versa. Tell your mom, sorry, but she'll just have to enjoy the robots without their Fox-y femme. And congrats on your good work. Karma's in your favor now."

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