Thursday, December 17, 2009

Lainey- Holiday Riddles

2 from Lainey today:

Which recently singled douchebag’s publicist has been calling every tabloid begging them to print his version of the breakup in order to protect his ego? The rep has been desperately trying to play competing publications against each other to make sure his client comes out of it with his penis size preserved which only reinforces the widely held belief that his client is a giant prick – in personality, and not necessarily in his pants.

Everyone knows about this delightful action star’s relationship with the head of his company and that his wife isn’t really his lover. But the boyfriend is jealous and overprotective and now his hiring practices are raising some eyebrows. He will not hire anyone prettier/hunkier/more stylish than he is for fear of tempting his famous partner.


* Our top guesses: For #1 Alex Rodriguez; For #2 Hugh Jackman

45 comments:

duffgrl said...

#1 Tiger?
#2 Don't know. Was thinking Vin Diesel but he is not married.

Anonymous said...

#1 Alex Rodriguez

Anonymous said...

#2 Hugh Jackman.

Anonymous said...

fist one is def ARod

shelley502 said...

Would #1 be Jake Gyllenhaal?

.grad student by day. said...

first one is totally A-Rod. she's using all of the terms she uses to describe him.

#2 - no clue...

Anonymous said...

The first blind is A-Rod and the second story is Hugh Jackman. The head of his production company is a 20 something Italian guy (you can Google his name) who is always with him. He even goes to awards shows with Hugh and his wife. Lainey always goes on about what a great guy Hugh is in real life, so the term "delightful" makes sense.

Brittany said...

#1 sounds like Jake
#2 don't know but the person who wrote about Hugh Jackman, I like that guess

Jillian said...

1 - ARod, though it seems a bit too obvious considering her post on him and Kate on Tuesday
2 - Hugh Jackman

sistah2 said...

I agree AROD obviously, and Hugh J.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, would you call Hugh an action star? i agree ARod for # 1, but even though some of #2 fits for Hugh, he really isn't an action star first, is he?

Anonymous said...

Can't get much more "action movie" than 4 X-Men movies. I vote it's Hugh as well for the second one.

Anonymous said...

1 - Jon Gosselin?

duffgrl said...

I like the ARod and Hugh J. guesses. Makes sense. Funny that Hugh J is both an action star and a broadway star. His wife is such an obvious beard.

Anonymous said...

I think #2 is definitely Hugh Jackman. In fact, I wondered why it would even be a blind because it seems so obvious!

Lisa said...

#1 is John Gosselin I think. Seem to remember one of his string of bimbos commenting that he was 'lacking'.

#2 I like Hugh Jackman for this one too. He really is delightful, and everytime I see him with his wife, something just seems not quite right. Though they are are 'delightful' family

Lisa said...

Oooh....this picture pretty much solidifies my vote for Hugh as #2!

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20081203/425.jackman.furness.polermo.lc.120308.jpg

blurry vice said...

Yep I think we have got two great top guesses. Alex Rodriguez and Hugh Jackman!

blurry vice said...

This is the post by LAiney from Tuesday about Arod/Kate Hudson breakup

http://www.laineygossip.com/Alex_Rodriguez_tries_to_make_it_seem_like_he_broke_up_with_Kate_Hudson.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Anonymous said...

Agreed 100%. Very very obvious.

I just wish Hugh comes out sooner with his hot "partner". They are cute and I really like them together.

BF: http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2117572/hugh-jackman-jordana-brewster-teen-choice-awards-01/

Wife:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/photo-gallery/2402253/hugh-jackman-daniel-craig-all-time-top-fundraisers-02/

Anonymous said...

well, if it IS Hugh, then at least this pretty much clears him for Cuba, for all those who still thought it to be him.

Anonymous said...

Lainey has already ruled out Hugh for cuba in her post.

This is Hugh for sure.

Anonymous said...

#2 as Hugh J?
oh NO! I love him! Darn!! :(

Brittany said...

The last line of the first to me rules out A-Rod. There were a lot of stories pre-breakup about how well endowed he is. The way its written makes me believe Lainey is trying to say the blind is small in the pants.

Anonymous said...

#2 not Hugh. Sometimes it is not as obvious as it seems. John is not the head of his company either.

Anonymous said...

John Palermo is his business partner, who lives on the same grounds as Hugh and Debra and holidays with them.

Anonymous said...

Which team of people have rings? I seem to remember a business partner/wife/movie star who each have a ring? Is that Hugh? If so, totally them.

Anonymous said...

Hugh et al all have rings, apparently. but I don't know - he and his wife seem to have a genuine respect and friendship too - it's hard to think she's bearding for him.

Anonymous said...

John runs Hugh's company in LA and he is both producing partner and manager of Hugh.

Only John and Hugh wear the eternity bands with Sanskrit writing that says "creativity, equanimity, courage and communication". Hugh's wife never wears it, even if she has one.

Anonymous said...

Hugh and Deborah have been living in NYC for much, if not most, of the last 3 years. They're papped on a regular basis and I don't see John with them. I also don't hear any local scuttlebutt about Hugh and John, just that everyone who meets Hugh thinks he's a great guy.

Anonymous said...

8:36 is so wrong. They only moved to NYC last Nov. And I have seen pictures of John coming out of the apartment building on multiple occasions.

Of course you won't see a lot of John. He avoids being photographed with Hugh because of the rumors.

Anonymous said...

This is where i have trouble believing it's Hugh - if EVERYONE knows, why bother hiding it? I mean, maybe he and his wife were together before he fell for John, or maybe he got together with her, afraid a gay man couldn't make it in Hollywood, or maybe they genuinely care for each other, whatever. But if it is NO secret that he and John are lovers, then why does John hide, what is the big deal???

Anonymous said...

Everyone means people in the entertainment industry, not your average moviegoers. It is a big deal because the studio is afraid the general public won't approve this ménage à trois thus hurt his public image.

pomme said...

1#A-rod
2# Hugh Jackman
Jackman was at Kylie Minogue NY concert this years with John Palermo and without his wife
Palermo lives with them

Anonymous said...

I don't doubt for a second that Deborah and Hugh care for each other, and love each other very much - they've shared a great deal of their lives together, have adopted kids together etc. It is an unusual arrangement, but it's not impossible to negotiate espeically when they're all doing so well fiancially off it.

all the reports of Hugh ARE that he's amazingly sweet and down to earth - this isn't a seedy, behind-the-scenes sex scandal really. it's just about the parts these peopl are choosing to show to the public as dictated by the industry they work in.

Anonymous said...

Agree with 5:43 completely. It is pretty open and everybody involved seems to be happy.

Anonymous said...

It's not Hugh. This gossip gets spread around so long that people are starting to believe it. But that does not make it true.... Hugh has said many many times that he is straight - Going far back to his days before he was famous. Why not believe him?

pomme said...

because his young business partner lives with Jackman family in the same house!
do you live with your boss?

Anonymous said...

When you are starting out you might live wherever you could find a place. Things are not always as they seem. It is not Hugh.

Anonymous said...

When you are starting out, yes of course you might share houses.

15-20 years later though?

Come on...

Anonymous said...

John's whole family lives in LA, if he needs a place for starting out he can just live at home.

Anonymous said...

A-Rod goes without saying.
I thought of Will Smith right away.

blurry vice said...

awful truth

"Dear Ted:
What's your take on Hugh Jackman and his family? Met them briefly and they seem really nice and normal. Do you think his marriage is the real shiz? What about the gay rumors about him? Much love.
—EC

Dear Picture Perfect:
They are very, very nice, and I think they're all very happy, but no family is without its secrets. And the rumors certainly aren't quashed at all, what with the constant presence of Jackman's omnipresent handsome, male business partner."

Caroline said...

I think we can all safely say the first one was Jon Gosselin? lol ... douchebag.

pikespeak said...

I'm hearing word Hugh and the business partner boyfriend broke up...hmm.

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