Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Lainey 9/30/08 - Because He Ignores Her

Because he ignores her
Another week, another riddle involving a coke fiend. Everyone does it, but it's not the doing that's intriguing, it's the who's doing that's intriguing. Especially since her reputation is supposed to be so civilised and enlightened: a doting mother, a successful business, an artist (debatable), and an icon to many a MiniVan member. ironic as it may seem considering the original spirit of the inspiration. The situation is actually even more shocking considering her past. Having had that kind of experience with addiction though, perhaps there are only 2 roads: to shun drugs fiercely or, as it is in this case, to embrace them dangerously in her time of need.It's not just genes that keep her so thin. Turns out it's a habit that's making her very sick. Friends and family are becoming concerned. They're saying "she's not doing well", observing that her use has dramatically escalated, that she is becoming increasingly anti-social and withdrawn, removed out of embarrassment from her usual circle, and when forced out in public, looking awkward and seemingly unable to cope in social settings where she was once comfortable. The reason? It's not those laughable rumours of infidelity. It's actually because he ignores her. Never the child, but always her. Not deliberately but because she has no part in his life. It used to be he'd show up for the professional events, at the very least. Now she has to beg. And then it's only a maybe. He's not spiteful about it, he just doesn't care. Even on the forced holiday he could barely bother to acknowledge her and when they came home, he couldn't wait to get away.
So she retreats and she escapes and he still doesn't notice. When confronted about it by close confidantes, he insists there's not a problem. And he probably truly believes that, completely oblivious is he to her problems.
As such, her team is desperately trying to get her some new work, something else to focus on instead of moping around at home weighed down by disappointment.Artistically though, it may be bad news. Forcing a project on the heels of something already forced is probably just going to lead to more sh*t. Having said that, if it saves her, in the end, I guess that's what friends would do.
Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 at 8:30 AM

* Update 10/23 - Lainey has eliminated Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham, Nicole Kidman, Isla Fisher, Christina Aguilera, Tea Leoni, Debra Messing, Madonna, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Garner, Faith Hill.

*** Nov 4 - Lainey has basically revealed this to be : Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick ***
* And another reveal on Nov 26!!!

55 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is so Courtney Cox.

Moosefan said...

I think SJP or even Celeine Dion-hey-for SJP her being a coke head would explain that freakin hat that looked like a damn acorn!

duffgrl said...

I REALLY don't think it's Courtney Cox-there are 2 pics of her from this past month-she looks happy, not too skinny(she even looks like she could be pregnant in one pic)
...I agree w/ maybe SJP

Anonymous said...

has to be Nicole Richie

Anonymous said...

has to be courtney cox- SJP has a thriving career while cc's is one canceled project after the next (DIRT, her home/ artistic shows, etc). "friends" was also a repeat word and clue to refer to cc.

TexasGirl71 said...

This is so clearly SJP. Clues are: Ironic that she is an icon to the MiniVan Majority - her character and show is based on sex. Ironic considering her past and experience with addiction - relationship with RDJ. Laughable rumors of infidelity and ignored by spouse - Matthew Broderick has been rumored to cheat and is rumored to be gay. The child - has one child. Heels of something forced - Sex in the City movie. What friends would do - reference to friends on Sex in the City.

duffgrl said...

Courtney Cox does not have a business, is not an icon to the minivan majority. SJP has a business and IS an icon to that set and "ironic considering the original spirit of the inspiration" ie Carrie's character. Also, the "laughable rumors of infidelity" probably refer to the rumor of a fling that MD had recently-while many believe he is gay.
Anyway, don't think it's CC at all. We'll see who she rules out.

Anonymous said...

I think this is Nicole Kidman - icon to the Minivan, curious b/c Lainey believes Tom Cruise is the GMD. Her past experience is Keith's addiction. The infidelity is laughable, since she thinks they have a contract - he can do whatever he wants as long as it's not public. The past movies...well that's a long list of duds over the last few years.

Anonymous said...

I have a feeling this must be Melanie Griffith. Husband not attentive? Past history of addiction? Has a child with above husband?

sistah2 said...

actually CC does have a business - a production company co-owned with her hubby.
I am thinking SJP or CC are both great guesses. Not so much Melanie G. this is a great BI - lotsa details to go over. I will have to think this one thru

Anonymous said...

I think it's SJP too. If you go to the post about the Sex and the City DVD release party, Lainey says at the end "Even Variety mentioned that SJP didn’t bother to join the main area of the event, preferring to head straight into VIP and wonder about her husband…". Which could just be a reference to him maybe being gay but I think it fits for this riddle.

Anonymous said...

Are Lainey's BI's really true? This reeks of SJP and I really can't believe it. This would be so sad!

Dodi said...

Plus? SJP recently came back from vacation in Ireland with her family. In the photos they weren't at all looking happy.

Anonymous said...

Lainey eliminated Nicole Richie today. Most of the members of the Lainey Lurv facebook group see this as Sarah Jessica Parker- unfortunately :(

anony-2 said...

Lainey also eliminated Victoria Beckham.

SJP is a good guess, but what about Jessica Alba? She was just recently photographed on vacation, too.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Jessica Alba runs a business and I don't think she's at icon status to the MiniVan majority. It breaks my heart but this has to be SJP.

Anonymous said...

Courtney Cox, for sure

Boss Bunny said...

All I could think of when I read this was Katie. I don't think it's her, but she does look so very skinny and unbelievably unhappy.

Anonymous said...

I think Lainey dropped a hint when she mentioned Mark Ruffalo and that she was "stretching". Mark Ruffalo just finished making "Margaret" with Matthew Broderick - that would be the stretch. The way she kind of just threw in Mark Ruffalo from seemingly nowhere in her entry to today's piece seems so out of place it must be a hint!

Anonymous said...

SJP was also VERY involved with Robert Downey Jr. Could that be her "experience with addiction"? I would hate to see this be SJP, though.

Boss Bunny said...

What about Julianne Moore? She has a movie out with Mark Ruffalo out now, doesn't she?

Anonymous said...

Courtney Cox Has a production company with her husband and The "artist debatedly" comment refers to the fact that all her companys shows (Dirt, that one about the awful english chick in America..there have been others.) have tanked.
She was widely photographed recently on her vacation with all those other celeb friends. making all normal, straight and mini-van..
She went through a scary skinny phase while on friends that could be explained by a coke problem, logical actually considering shes at least 5 years older than all te other women on the show, but was thinnest..
Plus Lainey pretty much said it in the last sentence. This was about as blind as an Avril Lavigne post for Lainey..
Thanks for the gimme..

Cheryl said...

anonymous
Actually, Lisa Kudrow is the oldest "friend". Couteney Cox was a heavy coke user during her Michael Keaton days. Yes, that was years ago and it was well known so it would not be shocking now. David Arquette is not known to ignore her. The friends reference is the girlfriends in the SATC movie. ALL of the clues point to SJP. I guess you are anonymous because you are an ignoramous.

anony-2 said...

Except the laughable infidelity part points far more to SJP. Lainey had lots to say when those MB/hot redhead rumors popped up.

Anonymous said...

In her smutty shout outs today I think there is a clue give-away asking how ireland was, she sometimes gives clues like that. For sure SJP

Kit G said...

Well, its not Isla Fischer or Nicole Kidman(wow, Lainey really doesn't like her?). And in the afternoon roundup, she also indicated that Christina Aguilera is not being ignored.

Which, again, leaves us with SJP.

blurry vice said...

I concur with the SJP guess. If anyone reads the gossip esp blind items we all know about Matthew Broderick.

sistah2 said...

jeez I guess its SJP, but CCox still fits in alot of ways. If she elims one one of them, we'll know fer sure.

anony-2 said...

Today she eliminates Tea Leonie and Debra Messing.

Anonymous said...

Didn't Celion Dion say she's naturally thin. That it's in the genes? And she is definately worshipped by the mini-van majority.

Anonymous said...

Def SJP, family=the family stone, This even says the heels of a forced project. Hello, HEELS!! Manolos. Yes, the (planted) infidelity rumors were silly b/c MB is SO GAY. I just don't understand why she ever married him, she was beautiful back in the day. Why fake it? Now it's pushing her to this, so sad...

Anonymous said...

Lainey said today this not Madonna or Kate Beckinsale ("although she kicked hers not too long ago")

anony-2 said...

Today she eliminated Jennifer Garner.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone given any thought to miss robo, katie holmes? She said something today about her soothing her heartache. I think SJP totally fits but no one anywhere has mentioned KHC

Boss Bunny said...

I did! On 10/1. Only problem is that Katie's performance in "All My Sons" is getting good reviews. Wouldn't expect that with the nose candy, but she sure looks skinny and unhappy! BTW, I haven't seen any pics of SJP lately.

Anonymous said...

She basically confirmed SJP today. She wrote about how thin she is and how SJP says it's genetics. Lainey's comment was Oh Really?

DLL

Anonymous said...

yes she did confirm this through the whole post. Also that her other one not posted her is Leo.

egirl said...

Yes, Lainey made it clear today (10/10) that this BV was about SJP. sad. That's what you get for marrying a gay guy. They make great friends, but lousy husbands!

Diana said...

Yup - SJP - Lainey all but said it out loud today.

blurry vice said...

Lainey 10/10/08

Day to day life
SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute.

Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. That she’s always been a rail.

Oh really?

Have you seen Honeymoon in Vegas? Go back and watch it if you’re ever curious. Back then she had an ass. She was thin and she was fit, but look at her in the white dress. Those are some curves.

I’ve attached a compilation video. Never mind the music. Just note the body. Like it’s completely foreign to her now. Yeah. It totally must be simple genetics.

Because somehow SJP got tiny.

And she’s also been keeping a very, very low profile these days.

Mr Dandy Matthew Broderick on the other hand, well he showed up at the Project ALS benefit gala at the Waldorf Astoria two nights ago all by himself. Sarah Jessica Parker passed up the opportunity to walk the carpet in a special dress at a charity function? But she loves the carpet!

Maybe they couldn’t find a sitter?

sistah2 said...

so what did above poster mean by "Leo"?

duffgrl said...

Didn't get the Leo comment either. Agree it's SJP. Lainey is basically giving it away.

Anonymous said...

People are guessing Leo for this unposted riddle: http://laineygossip.com/Its_easy_but_its_not_hard_blind_item.aspx?IsMicro=0

DLL

Anonymous said...

NOOO...Easy but not hard is most definitely Michael Phelps. I also emailed Lainey and she never did eliminate him.

sistah2 said...

oh yeah I remember that one..I did not want to post it cuz it was too disgusting.

Anonymous said...

More about SJP from Lainey today:
http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_at_Mobile_Art_Chanel_Contemporary_Art_Container_opening_in_New_York.aspx?IsMicro=0

Hair, Legs, Veins
But I’m all over everything else.

SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. See the chain straps?

I like the big bunch straps on hers too. LOVE the bag. Love the coat. Love the dress. Love the shoes…

But those legs. Those legs are scary skinny. Especially from behind. Not feeling the hair either. Messy and down would have given it some more edge, to say nothing of hiding the gaunt in her face. For her though, it’s always about the body, right?

And how about those veins? They give Angelina Jolie sh-t all the time for her veins, going so far as to raise accusations of heroin use…

Does SJP use heroin?

No.

She has other problems, other poisons.


DLL

duffgrl said...

Right, I was about to post the above too (but not the whole thing)it's obvious it's her.

Ginny said...

Yep, it's all but confirmed with today's post. Weird. Why did she ever bother to marry him anyway? They were married a long time before they had their son. (So, she didn't just marry to have a baby.) Her poison is coke, right? Ps LOVE THIS SITE!

Anonymous said...

Today she posted that this is not Faith Hill. Did anyone seriously think it was?

This one is over. Lainey - Give us more clues about the bad in bed, body over baby and the 2 bitches.

DLL

Melanie said...

Lainey posted this today... sad :( ...

His expression, her expression

Shall we play the fun game of Photo Assumption? Drawing conclusions based on nothing but photos...except in this case we know it’s true anyway?

Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy Matthew Broderick, on a rare occasion together, head with their son together to vote for Barack Obama. As you can see, SJP is in great spirits, encouraged by her husband’s willingness to hang out. The neglected are always so grateful for scraps. He on the other hand…

Well…

Photo Assumption says he’d rather be somewhere else.

blurry vice said...

yep that was a reveal

blurry vice said...

another hint

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_and_
Matthew_Broderick_stroll_through_
the_Village_22mar10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Caz1310 said...

I know this is an old item... just found it. If it's true it's sad. Why don't they divorce if both are so unhappy? Why adopt twins - are either of them getting much out of the relationship?

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Sarah_Jessica_Parker_and
_Matthew_Broderick_bring_son_James_to
_New_York_premiere_of_Harry_Potter_
and_.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/21662/
SJP-and-Matthew-Broderick-at-Tower-Heist-premiere-
in-New-York

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