Thursday, September 4, 2008

Lainey: 9/4/08 - Banning Bottles

Banning Bottles

If motherhood is so rewarding, and what she’s been waiting for her entire
life, why is it that there is no evidence of motherhood in her home?
Particularly accessories. Pottery Barn doesn’t sell baby bottles. Which could be why she insists on banning them from the house?

How does she feed her child when there are no bottles in the house?

Well…
it’s because she doesn’t feed her child. It’s because the nannies feed
her child. The nannies do everything for the child all days of the
week. The nannies nanny morning and night while she works morning and
night.

Perhaps that’s how she can justify her mandates: no
bottles in the house, only bottles in the nanny trailers. She’s the
modern mom?


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* Update Sept 12: Lainey has eliminated Halle Berry, Angelina Jolie, Salma Hayek, Christina Aguilera, Marcia Cross, Nicole Richie, Naomi Watts.

*** Nov 4 - Lainey has basically revealed this to be: Nicole Kidman ***

29 comments:

sistah2 said...

Nicole Kidman?

Kat said...

Or Jennifer Lopez?

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I was thinking of JLo as well but Lainey isn't hinting at more than one kid/twins. There's also the hint "waiting for her entire life" which I think points to Nicole Kidman.

To the sisters who run this site: I love it and you are all goddesses!

Anonymous said...

"all days of the week": Nicole Kidman's baby's name is Sunday. Just a thought.

Sarah said...

nicole kidman is a good guess. also, maybe salma hayek?

blurry vice said...

This sounds like Nicole Kidman. Or maybe Halle Berry. I know she has made a big deal of wanting her child so badly. Could be J-Lo but I agree, it says specifically "child" not twins. Don't think it's Madonna... none of her kids should be drinking out of bottles at their ages.

blurry vice said...

Ignore my Madonna comment - I was thinking of the guess on the other Lainey BI.

yalaine said...

Lainey has ruled out Halle Berry.

Nicole Kidman does have other kids so I am not sure if the "waiting her entire life" fits. It is a strange situation with those children though...

Anonymous said...

This just screams Nicole Kidman to me. She does have other kids, but she has always made a big deal about wanting to be pregnant and that sort of thing, so I think it still fits.

Colts#1Filly said...

Jessica Alba?

Colts#1Filly said...

Course the "waiting her entire life" comment makes me think she's a bit older...I agree that would fit Nicole Kidman better. I can't figure out the Pottery Barn clue though - maybe just a red herring. Hmmm.

Sarah said...

I like the Jessica Alba guess, too. Jessica, Salma or Nicole K.

Anonymous said...

It's Jennifer Lopez. She's been working day and night promoting her triathalon, and is notoriously me-me-me-me in her demands for her surroundings (she once demanded an all-white dressing room for a cameo appearance in charity video). She recently gushed about how much she loves being a mom. I think the only reason twins weren't mentioned was that it would make the BI too easy.

Anonymous said...

I think it's Nicole. She probably hates baby bottles, thanks to Tom and Katie constantly shoving one in Suri's mouth for the paps.

michelle said...

Wasn't Brittney Spears just photographed at Pottery Barn?

Sarah said...

I sent a note to lainey on Friday asking if it was Nicole Kidman or Jessica Alba, and she hadn't ruled out either yet... She did rule out my Salma guess, though. I think it's more likely to be Nicole K., but who knows?

Anonymous said...

Hasn't Nicole Richie been acting in some show? I remember it mentioned her having the child with her at the site in a trailer.

SWEETCAROLINE said...

NICOLE KIDMAN FOR SURE! THIS WAS THE EASIEST BI EVER! IT IS SAID THAT SHE CHOOSE THE NAME "SUNDAY" FOR HER CHILD TO REMIND HERSELF THAT SHE HAS TO SEE HER OTHER TWO KIDS ONE OF THESE SUNDAYS! OR IT'S POSSIBLE SHE PICKED THE NAME SUNDAY TO GET UNDER TOM'S SKIN,SINCE HE NEVER WANTED HER TO BE CATHOLIC AND GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAYS.

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the new pics of Jessica Alba out in NY looking at apts? She is holding her baby and she looks like she's never held a baby before... It's very akward looking.

Anonymous said...

is Jessica Alba working right now though?

Colts#1Filly said...

Acc to Wikipedia & IMDB she's got some movies in pre-production...whatever that means. And yeah, I noticed her pics w/ her baby looked awkward. I still think its either Alba or Kidman.

Sarah said...

I sent Lainey another email asking if it's alba or kidman and still she hasn't ruled out either. I think if she does, we'll have our answer...

Anonymous said...

I think it could be any mother in Hollywood, but I am going with Kidman, just because Lainey hates her, and she would post anything against her.

Melly said...

Anon Sept 5 8:32 PM

I like your thinking - of course it's obscene the way Suri has that bottle shoved in her pie-hole all the time. If I were his ex, I'd want to make sure that my kid was NEVER photographed with one ever. I vote Nicole.

Anonymous said...

Everyone please read the column she wrote today about Nicole Kidman. Banning Bottles IS NICOLE KIDMAN!!

Vittorio said...

It is Nicole Kidman

Anonymous said...

Lainey's 10/2 post about the ladies from the cast of Nine having dinner all but says this BV is Nicole Kidman!

Anonymous said...

Lainey totally pegged this on Nicole Kidman today - This is from an article about Nicole "So who’s the baby spending so much time on set? With the nanny? In the trailer? Day and night? Just asking… " so laniey has basically confirmed that its her.

blurry vice said...

yep - a reveal

"In the article, Gran breathlessly gives thanks for the new fulfillment in her life, and claims that her priorities have shifted now that Sunday Rose is around. Nicole says she’s scaling back on work and tells the magazine she doesn’t have a daytime nanny.

Really?

So who’s the baby spending so much time on set? With the nanny? In the trailer? Day and night? Just asking… "

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