Friday, September 12, 2008

One Stinky as Hell Blind Vice

Friday Fun! One Stinky as Hell Blind Vice
We all have our pet peeves, not to mention issues, right? Matt Damon's are Alaskan governors and Alaskan governors, I believe. Other stars go more towards education (Oprah) or women's rights (La Streisand), etc.

But Brucey Butter-Zinger is ferociously serious about his personal peeves, as they mainly involve thinking in a particular way many people find amusing. Think Woody and his hemp-powered philosophies, only far worse—say some. But ol' Brucey, dedicated zealot he be, does not care; at least he puts up a fine job of making folks think he doesn't give a whit what they think of his nutty and often heatedly exchanged ideas.

So, it was with perfectly reasonable expectations that Mr. B-Z had his "people" approach several businesses across the street from where BBZ was planning a fancy party to benefit his less-than-popular off-camera thoughts and endeavors. He asked that the commercial endeavors all close down, just for one night (for which they would be reimbursed), so as to make the glittery do more private, not to mention easier to maneuver, vehicle-wise.

Only prob being, all the businesses said no friggin' way, thankyouverymuch, each and every single one of them. Brucey was not pleased, though you (and the store owners) would never know it. Soiree went on just fine, without a hitch, too. But those businesses that said no to Brucey? Uh, they sure had probs, big-time, when the very next ayem, all their plumbing, which had never before been problematic, backed up, causing sewage disasters out the wazoo. Interesting timing? The owners all think not and are distinctly smelling a revengeful sewer rat. Me, too.

And it ain't: Tommy Lee Jones, Will Smith, Kanye West

Comments welcome!


15 comments:

blurry vice said...

To me, this is P-Diddy.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Kanye until the AIA's. My second thought was Diddy.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking Diddy, too, since Kanye was an AIA. Tom Cruise is getting a lot of votes on Ted's site, and there are a lot of clues that point in that direction (Oprah mention, ferocious about personal peeves, dedicated zealot, less-than-popular-off-camera endeavors). On a side note, Kanye gets AIA in a lot of the homosexual BVs. Is he in the closet?

Anonymous said...

It's got to be Tom Cruise, fits to a tee. Those Scientologists are NOT to be messed with!

Anonymous said...

Ooh, Tom Cruise is a great guess. It fits! As for the AIA's, I get the ling between Tom and Tommy Lee Jones and Tom and Will Smith, but what about Kanye?

Anonymous said...

It's gotta be Tom Cruise. As for the connection between him and Kanye, isn't Kanye one of Suri's godparents?

Anonymous said...

I'm voting Tom Cruise

Anonymous said...

Ted said he never gives a Blind Item person more than one name. Has he ever called Tom Cruise anything before? If is this is the first time Ted has blind-itemed Tom cruise, he could be Brucey Butter Zinger but if he has been a subject under another name, then No.

Anonymous said...

Jay-Z (B-Z, Beyonze?)or Diddy

Melly said...

Totally Tommy.

Baited Breath said...

tom tom the cruise monster

Anonymous said...

Mel Gibson?

poster_child said...

Woody Harrelson. Legalization of marijuana?

Although I suspect that would not be a "less-than-popular off-camera thought" in T-town.

AshleyDanburg said...

I'm thinking maybe an animal activist? I am a long-time vegetarian, and get a lot of snickers about it. Of course, I am not a militant psycho who forces it on people. But a lot of vegetarians are. PETA is known for it. Who works with PETA? Joaquin Phoenix? No idea who it is, but this could be the cause, possibly.

voyager said...

PETA? Jared Padalecki?

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