Sunday, September 28, 2008

CD&N 9/26/08

Haven't covered the fake entertainment lawyer's blinds in a while.... snooze... here are a few from the other day.

Four for Friday

#1 - Calling this person even a celebutard is pretty much a bump up in status. He really would be totally unknown if it were not for this actress/singer he is dating. She is very young, but it has not stopped them from being sexually active. To make sure there is no scandal or some embarrassing photos caught on camera, the couple has to be intimate only at our singer's home.

#2, #3, and #4- A lister? Questionable. Definite B+ film actor (#1) in one of the biggest films of the year. Well in a film that just wrapped, our actor got really, really crazy with this C list actor (#2)who has had his shots at fame and even has B list recognition for all of his film work. Mostly their fun was just an awesome amount of drugs and alcohol being consumed and practical jokes that are only funny to people wasted out of their minds. But one day, things got a little out of hand with an actress on the set who is C list (#3), and has primarily been in television. A definite big hit television show, but she is still C list. Well, apparently our actress had a huge thing for #1 and so would basically do anything he wanted despite the fact he is married. Although they did have almost constant sex, the big ugly scene was a result of #1 and #2 always pressuring her to keep up with their drug use. One day when she refused, #2 hit her, leaving a huge black eye. Not wanting a fuss, the producers, gave her a raise and offered her a lead role in their next film as long as she kept quiet. She agreed. She also didn't stop hanging out with either guy after the incident.
Comment if you care...


blurry vice said...

probably miley cyrus for #1, who cares. for the other one, I don't know/care. Could be anyone.

Anonymous said...

Complain all you will about Ted, at least his BIs are easier to follow and make SOME kind of sense.

kris said...

easier to follow than Ent Lawyer? Ha...never heard that one before....Ted is like reading another language.

Anonymous said...

Whatever ... That second entry left my head spinning. With Ted you just clip off all the foliage and you have the bud sitting there to translate.

But in regard to the first entry, I got a laugh out of this E! Online entry for today:

I hear Miley Cyrus is dating some guy named Justin Gaston. I also hear he's 20. Is it illegal for them to be dating because she's 15, or is it OK because she's famous?
—Megan, Atlanta, Ga.

If you are implying that Ms. Miley Cyrus, who has shielded herself with a purity ring to ward off sexing of any kind, would ever engage in nonvirgin-like relations with her gentleman friend—well! I! Never! Ms. Cyrus is as pure as a spring emanating from a Tibetan peak, and I know because her PR machine says so.

So there you are!

Anonymous said...

#1 is definitely Miley.

Anonymous said...

1. Miley or Hillary Duff, though she's not as young as she used to be. ha.

2. No clue on this one, what are the upcoming big movies?

Baited Breath said...

Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Kiera Knightly

Baited Breath said...

1) Harrison Ford
2) Shia Labeouf
3) Lauren Conrad