Blowing Second Chances
You’d think that she, of all people, would be more precious with her body. Not only because it’s so beautiful but also because she worked so hard to actually keep it.
But behind the face and up the nose, there is a serious, serious problem with blow. It started because she needed to keep her weight down, it has continued because she’s a full blown addict, devoting half her time to so called philanthropy, and the other half to hardcore happy. So much so that she’s now losing jobs as it’s no secret she can barely get down a carpet without rushing to the loo and hitting up some more which is where they found her at an event this week. A goodwill party turned almost disastrous when someone walked in and saw her slumped over the toilet, half conscious with bile dripping down her chin, her hair wet sticking to her face, begging to be allowed to stay at the party.
They managed to remove her from the venue without anyone noticing but the very very wealthy man she came with was so disgusted he immediately severed their relationship and worse still, the influential host of the festivities is now refusing to take her call.
A discreet visit to rehab is the next logical step but they worry she’s not ready until rock bottom, which appears to be just around the corner.
* Update Sept 19: Lainey has eliminated Jennifer Aniston, Darryl Hannah, Uma Thurman, Lindsay Lohan, Eva Mendes, Hilary Swank, Pam Anderson.
Comments welcome!
23 comments:
I was thinking Britney but some aspects don't fit her.
Kristin Dunst? Lotsa rumers she's off the wagon....
Is it Keira Knightly? Christina Ricci?
Zellweger?
None of those are particularly philanthropic. Lainey had a BV almost identical about 1 1/2 yrs ago. I always thought it was Jolie or Pam Anderson. Anderson isn't such a philanthropic person except in her own mind and I don't want to believe it about Jolie. It reminded me of TC's BV of the addict that docs help get clean for current project just to use again later.
The majority of those who have commented on the Lainey Lurv Facebook Group (membership of 5,000+) are saying this is most likely Petra Nemcova. Apparently she attended an event during the Toronto Film Festival and she was photographed with Richard Branson. Will have to see if Lainey elimiates her or not!
Definitely Petra, the event was in Toronto last week (Lainey's home country) and she was with Richard Branson...
http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2008/09/06/kate-hudson-petra-nemcova-sir-richard-branson-in-toronto/
I think Fake a la Ferocity (which some of you have referred to in the comments) is Angelina Jolie. This one can't be because of the timing. Petra Nemacova is a good guess, but why doesn't she have a skinny coke body in the pictures? Kiera Knightly was a good guess, but not a lot of philanthropy. Definitely some weight issues with her though.
Tara Reid?
sharon stone
i'm thinking pam anderson for sure. she was reportedly dating a persian prince!
Uma
Petra seems the most likely. Lainey says "devoting half her time to so called philanthropy, and the other half to hardcore happy" - Petra's charity is the Happy Hearts Fund.
I JUST SAW A PIC OF KIRSTEN DUNST AT A POST NATIONAL CONVENTION PARTY. LEANING UP AGAINT THE BAR WITH A DRINK IN HAND! NOT FOLLOWING THE ROAD RULES TO RECOVERY, BETCHA SISTAH2 IS RIGHT, COKE WAS HER BAG BEFORE REHAB, SHE'S LOSING JOBS MESSING UP AT HER OWN SCHEDULED PUBLICITY EVENTS AND LASTLY WHEN SHE TURNS SIDEWAYS SHE DISAPPEARS!
I actually think it might be Naomi Campbell. Nelson Mandela is her godfather and she was supposed to attend and present at his big thing a month or so ago until she was uninvited. She managed to get herself re-invited but I can totally see her doing this - definitely would explain her volatility too.
It is Petra Nemcova
petra nemcova. "Its no secret" - she was a victoria secret model. "discreet" - maybe another reference to victoria's secret? a reference to her body being so "beautiful" - maybe a reference to her Ex James Blunt's song.
if it wasn't for the billionaire thing i would say kate moss-she was carried out of a club wasted a few days ago; the 2nd time this month she was photographed that bad. boyfriend dumped her for partying last week.
anonymous,
I believe its Petra Nemocova.
She does have a skinny coke body, she's an international supermodel for cryin out loud, lol.
They invented the skinny coke body.
It seems that after partying with Sean Penn they all become full blown addicts. First eve, now petra (if u believe the blind items,that is)
i think i t could be pam anderson or kate hudson
Elle MacPherson?
definitely Petra. i have it confirmed
Anyone considered Drew Barrymore for this? It may be that the timing is off, but she really struggled with weight, etc, and she's had MAJOR drug problems. Today Lainey was talking about how high she seemed on the red carpet at the Golden Globes. I know that Petra Nemcova is a good guess for this, but Drew has really worked hard. I'm not sure how much philanthropy she does, but I am going to research that a little more.
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