Sunday, September 28, 2008

More hints that Gray Goose = Austin Nichols


Letters from Ted's mailbag below - see how the three of these hint that Gray Goose = Austin Nichols.

Dear Ted:
Are Clay Aiken and his baby son Toothy's boyfriend Gray Goose and Baby Tile?
—Jane

Dear Too Obvious:
Toothy's lover isn't coming out anytime soon.

Dear Ted:
Now that Sophia Bush is single and working on One Tree Hill with three of her ex-boyfriends, Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty and Austin Nichols, do you think she will start dating one of them again? I hope she goes for Austin. I liked them together.
—Paula

Dear Ex Factor:
CMM is out, fer sure. He can maybe hope for some hate sex, but that's it. I think Bush should even the scoreboard and go for Benji Madden. Thoughts?

Dear Ted:
Could you tell us more about Toothy's boyfriend? He is half of the most intriguing and beautiful Hollywood gay closeted couple and the other daddy of Baby Tile. Don't you think he deserves more attention from you?
—April

Dear Man Hunt:
No, but his abs surely do.

Update Nov 5, 2008:
"Dear Ted:

I got hooked on hot actor Austin Nichols watching One Tree Hill. Is he single?
—Mara

Dear Up the Wrong Tree Hill:
Don't believe so."

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*** Just for the record - These are the people Ted has eliminated as Gray Goose as of 10/1/11: Peter Sarsgaard (eliminated twice), Matt Dillon, Mario Lopez, Tom Cruise, George Clooney, Anderson Cooper (eliminated twice), Jensen Ackles, Mel Gibson, Zachary Quinto, Chris Pine, Ryan Phillipe, Luke McFarlane, Victor Garber, Josh Duhamel, Stephen Moyer, Joshua Jackson, Jim Carrey, Ewan McGregor, Kevin Spacey, Paul Wesley, Rodrigo Santoro, Jenny McCarthy (duh), Jamie Foxx, John Travolta, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Alec Baldwin.

*** Feb 2 2009 - Ted now refers to Gray Goose as Grey Goose (spelling change!).

97 comments:

blurry vice said...

The letter right under those has me thinking. Does anyone know if Austin Nichols went to the emmys and wore glasses? What about Jake G?

Dear Ted:
What's up with all those geeky glasses a lot of the men wore at the Emmys? Were they sending some kind of coded message or just misinformed about style?
—Nickie

Dear Out of Sight:
Didn't you know? Actors are really serious people.

sistah2 said...

I dont see how this points to Austin N. being grey goose (toothy bf). There is no evidence that AN has a baby, or that Jake G has had a baby. I do not get it, I am not being funny here just need a little help - is this baby toothy thing considered a real clue? if so, we need to look to a HWood guy who has just adopted or actually had a child somehow.

baby tile said...

According to the original blind item, the baby is kept secret and out of the spotlight.

"March 16, 2007

Stork Stirrings

Since it's Blind Friday, thought I'd also give you the latest on Toothy Tile. Hear he's not really planning on adopting a kiddo, as I previously broke a few weeks ago. Nope. I was—gasp!—wrong.

Turns out T2, so blab our mutual amigos, plans on swirling up his love juice, right alongside his boyfriend's procreating protein, ya know, putting it in some kinda beaker or toaster, or something, and mixing it around with a donor's eggs, then putting the results into yet another donor to carry the resulting embryo.

The plan is, Boyfriend Tile will then, legally (and far, far away from pokin' press types like yours truly) be listed as papa—when, in fact, our beloved Tooth just may be the correct daddio.

Oh, the lengths scaredy-cat cats will go to in order to cover up their preferred meowing ways. So damn silly. Why the hell can't the dudes be more like roarin' hons such as Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels, spouses and partners who are proud of whom they purr 'n' poke at?"

blurry vice said...

sistah2 - it is the order of how he presented these letters. Gray Goose letter, then Austin Nichols mention, then another Gray Goose mention.

PS - in another thread we have discussed the possibility that Baby Tile is Jake's dog Atticus. I didn't come up with it, an anonymous person did. I asked Ted in a letter if Baby Tile was human or not, and he has not responded.

baby tile said...

blurry vice, Ted responded to that question and said Baby Tile was human.

September 4, 2008

Dear Ted: Is Baby Tile human or animal?
—C.L. in Pa.

Dear Little of Both: As human as something can be in this town.

Scarlett Pumpkin said...

Wait, I'm so confused now...so Toothy Tile has a baby, but not publicly speaking? And it's Grey Goose who has the baby? so Grey Goose is the custodial parent, at least as far as the public is concerned? Maybe someone can answer this - do both Grey Goose and Toothy Tile have beards? Are they married to their beards or only dating?

Anonymous said...

Toothy Tile is NOT Jake G. It is Peter Sarsgaard. Alas the Baby Tile. If you look up his bio on movie film database...it matches Ted's descrips to a T! Just recently Ted revealed that Toothy is the same age as Ben Affleck. HELLOOO..Ben is 37. Peter is 37. Jake is 27. Why would it be so hard for Peter to come out? Well one thing is that he's married to a woman and has a kid...I guess. And maybe his BF is Jake?! Don't know. But also note that Peter has never been an And it Ain't. You all have been so close, yet not so right. Peter Sarsgaard it is. And he is a hottie. But also rather fem if you ask me.

blurry vice said...

pumpkin - baby tile is (supposedly) the baby of toothy tile and his boyfriend gray goose. it is unknown whether GG has a beard but TT does. Ted has not said they are married, only dating.

blurry vice said...

anonymous - peter sarsgaard's baby was born Oct 2006.

Anonymous said...

Blurry vice...if everyone is so convinced that TT is Jake G...how does one explain the age discrepancy given in Ted's recent reply to 'Is TT Ben Affleck?' as same age, different acting couture?

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute here...what about jason lee???? Has he been eliminated. Ted has hinted more than a few times that Ben Affleck is a super close guess. That doesn't make sense with jake g but I think it does make sense with Jason lee. Thoughts???

Anonymous said...

Also regarding a Baby Tile...check this bit of factotum re: Jason Lee:
Jason and his girlfriend, Ceren Alkac, are expecting their first child together, due in Fall, 2008 [April 29, 2008].

Also considering his show My Name is Earl...which maybe has a redneck and/or straight male fanbase...that's why he won't come out. He was also born in LA. He's 38. He was Ben Affleck's roomy in Chasing Amy and also broke into his acting career with mallrats (which Ben A starred in as well.) alas why so many times Ted has said that a Ben Affleck guess is a very close guess. I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

Anonymous said...

Actually I don't know where I got the idea that TT was from LA. From www.toothytile.com, there is this Ted piece regarding TT's birthplace:
Dear Ted:
This Toothy Tile thing is killing me! I must be superlame, because even with the hints, I haven't got a clue. Is it Ryan Cabrera from Texas?
Barry
The O.C.

Dear South of Hell-Ay:
Nope, but you're also directly below, geographically speaking, where Mr. T.T. was born and now resides. And you're hardly superlame, cupcake--you're a stellar snoop in my hazel eyes.

Given that, note that Texas is geographically speaking directly below Kansas. Scott Foley is from Kansas. He also fits the age thing regarding same age as Ben Affleck - 37. He's got notable dimples too. He's been in and out of tabloids regarding his relationships...so my new thought is that TT is Scott Foley. The thing with that is...does anyone really care?

Anonymous said...

Another thing regarding why Ted is always making a point to say that a Ben Affleck guess is a super close guess...Scott Foley's ex is none other than Jennifer Garner. See? Fits like a glove. I think Ted has liked that everyone's been thinking that it's Jake G...therefore not notting him off the list...is because in reality, who cares if Scott Foley's gay? While Jake G might be gay...he's not Toothy. Of that I'm sure. I believe that it's Scott Foley. I'm a 100% convinced. Thanks all for letting me play.

Anonymous said...

Okay - this is it. I think I have finally come up with the REAL Toothy Tile. It is Jeremy London. Had a baby in March 2007. See some of his bio here:
Jeremy Michael London and his twin brother Jason London were born in San Diego, California, and were raised in Oklahoma and DeSoto, Texas. Jeremy was the first of the two to start auditioning, but it was Jason who nabbed the first role in the movie The Man in the Moon (1991). Jason also got a role in the dramatic series "I'll Fly Away" (1991), starring alongside Sam Waterston, but had to turn it down because of another job. So Jeremy auditioned for the role and got it instead. Jeremy has blue-green eyes and brown hair.

Yes...Jeremy London it is. Now I am officially done with this.

Anonymous said...

Toothy Tile could also be James Marsden.

Jody said...

When Ted wrote, "you're also directly below, geographically speaking, where Mr. T.T. was born and now resides", he was referring to Barry in The O.C., not Texas. Which means Toothy was probably born in L.A.

gg said...

Ted eliminated Mario Lopez as Gray Goose today.

Dear Ted:
I called in sick today and said I was deficient in my Vitamin T—OK, that was cheesy, but I think I deserve for this question to be printed since I risked my livelihood over it! Have you and Mr. Tile ever done the nasty (prehubby, of course!)? I reread some entries and you two sure seemed a little flirty a couple of years ago. And, who is hotter, Toothy or his BF? Is Mario Lopez his lover?
—Thrasher

Dear Bedroom Boinked:
In order: No. Yes. Neither, I like men, not little beautiful boys who still retain a tad of privileged baby fat. No.

abs said...

Dear Ted:
Could you tell us more about Toothy's boyfriend? He is half of the most intriguing and beautiful Hollywood gay closeted couple and the other daddy of Baby Tile. Don't you think he deserves more attention from you?
—April

Dear Man Hunt:
No, but his abs surely do


Austin Nichols’ great abs

sistah2 said...

wow! all you guys have dished up so much info to think about..first of all, the hint from Ted re: Toothy being North of where the letter writer is from: the OC is what he referred to!!! he point blank says that TT is NOT from Texas. ok so lets all agree on that.
so that elim's some of your guesses.
the Peter S. thing is a good guess
also Jason Lee!!!!!
ok, since Ted has specifically said that Toothy is the same age as Ben A (37) - does that offically elim. JG?
consensus pls!

Anonymous said...

All the clues put together point to Toothy being Jake G. I think the key is to read what Ted says when he writes about Jake G too.

About Ben Affleck's age, Ted corrected it later with this letter:

September 9, 2008

Dear Ted: I have read all your Toothy Tile items and I know who he is. My guess, and I know no one has guessed, is Channing Tatum. He has to be. I also want to throw in Emile Hirsch and Chris Evans just in case.
—Carson

Dear Three in One: What's Baby Tile, chopped gossip? Negative on all three, but right age group.

Channing Tatum 26 April 1980
Emile Hirsch 13 March 1985
Chris Evans 13 June 1981


and long ago he mentioned Adam Brody's age:

August 4, 2005

Dear Ted:
I think One Confused Blind Vice's Toothy Tile is Adam Brody from The O.C. He has Rachel Bilson, and he's up and coming.
Helen
Canada

Dear Canadian Fakin':
You got that right, sweet stuff, but from what I hear, A.B.'s just up and comin' with R.B., not a handsome young dude. Think more celebrated and certainly more photographed. Right age and looks though.

Adam Brody: 15 December 1979


Jake G: 19 December 1980

Anonymous said...

Okay. I get the age thing. But I have another possibility to offer up - how about Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Kinda fits Ted's allusions that TT has things in common with Liev Schreiber...and also his initials are JG. Thoughts?

Anonymous said...

Also Joseph Leonard Gordon-Levitt's from LA...is a dropout from Columbia (so no Uni degree) and fits the age group as well as dark, edgy, even crusty roles. See his recent photo spread with Claudia Schiffer:
http://wickedwench88.wordpress.com/2008/03/25/gq-april-2008-feature-joseph-gordon-levitt-and-claudia-schiffer/

Anonymous said...

I have a question. If Jake G is TT, then where is this baby that he had with Austin Nichols? Is Baby Tile not yet known to the world?

Anonymous said...

Well, now we know it's not Jason Lee:

10/1/08

Dear Ted:
I'm wondering if Toothy Tile is Jason Lee?
—Melanie Lyle

Dear Det. Closet:
Right look, wrong dude. But there's certainly a common thread here, doll-babe, at least 'tude wise.

Boss Bunny said...

Goodness gracious! I've been intrigued with the Jason Lee comments popping up. Very intrigued. And I enjoyed Ted's response to the Mario Lopez guess. I've been wrong before (just try to get gossip straight AND do your work at the same time), but I think Ted is conspicuously contradicting himself when he responds, "In order ..." Many more questions.

Anonymous said...

Hi! As Ted keeps mentioning Gray Goose and eliminating people, could you keep an updated list of the "it's not" for Gray Goose as you did with Toothy? thanks! :)


Ted's reply in order:

Have you and Mr. Tile ever done the nasty (prehubby, of course!)?
No

I reread some entries and you two sure seemed a little flirty a couple of years ago.
Yes

And, who is hotter, Toothy or his BF?
Neither, I like men, not little beautiful boys who still retain a tad of privileged baby fat.

Is Mario Lopez his lover?
No.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't this clue knock Jake G off the TT potential list?
""He wants this character to have a scene where he tries gay sex," poops a source close to M.H.-M.'s production goings-on. "He thinks that might help pave the way for him, privately, later on."

Whatever works for ya, boyfriend!

Gosh, I wonder if Toothy, the grande dame of on-the-verge fruits, has thought of such a calculating celluloid plan himself?

Yeah, I think so. Think he quashed it, in the end."

Because this clue is dated 1/5/07. Which is after Brokeback Mountain. Thoughts?

Anonymous said...

Dear Ted:
I had a vision the other night of who Toothy Tile might be. Let me partake in the 20 Questions game: Was he ever on a network sitcom? Hope the wedding plans are going swimmingly and congrats again.
Trish
St. Paul, Minnesota

Dear Showstopper:
Sorry, doll, Toothy’s talents are reserved for the silver screen...uh, ‘n’ other boy’s bums, ‘course. Thanks for swell wishes!

This clue knocks Joseph Gordon-Levitt off the list, as well as any other actor that's ever appeared on TV, agree? I am coming more and more to the conclusion that Jake G is most likely TT but still some of the clues don't add up, like the one mentioned above, unless I'm reading it wrong.

Scarlett Pumpkin said...

Ted just eliminated Jason Lee as Toothy Tile.

Anonymous said...

So after spending way too much time researching this over the past few days (had this crazy notion in my head that my fresh eyes would find something different) I have come to the forgone conclusion like so many before me. Jake G is sooooo Toothy Tile. But I guess that's not really news to anyone is it? I was wondering if Baby Tile is the baby that was recently born to Austin Nichols' sister? Seems quite possible, no?

Anonymous said...

I also want to point out that Austin Nichols is also most definitely Grey Goose. After combing through the Toothy Tile archive...Ted mentions Texas like how many times? Austin grew up in Texas. Austin is also the capital of Texas. And I really do think that baby tile is his sister's baby referred to on his bio for the internet movie database site. Oh and Ted's response to Jason Lee - well Jake G and Jason L do look sorta alike and they are both from Southern Cali (hence the same 'tude reference). Peace out all.

blurry vice said...

Did all of you read Ted's column in 2005-2006? Have you forgotten the day that Ted basically outed Toothy TIle as Jake G? This was when he had three celeb's photos at the top of each column, with a phrase below which hinted about what was in the column that day. One day, he had Jake's photo at the top of the columsn with a certain quote (forget what it was, I will get back to this.) Then in the column that day, Jake Gyllenhaal was not mentioned once. However, Toothy Tile was. And he had the exact matching write-up that matched JAke's quote at the top that day. Everyone saw it that day and that was when he was basically outed. This was about a year after all the Toothy BVs started.

Don't forget - Toothy has a blonde very famous ex and now has a sweetheart beard. Do your above guesses fit?

Anonymous said...

The clue is also the name Gray Goose that it’s a reference to an alcoholic beverage.

‘Grey Goose’ is a vodka brand.

‘Wild Turkey’is a Bourbon Whiskey brand that on the label says "Austin Nichols" ;)

Anonymous said...

Toothy has a very blonde very famous ex: Kirsten Dunst

Toothy has a beard: Reese Witherspoon- America's sweetheart

sistah2 said...

Dont get your knickers in a twist blurry. Not everyone has memorized every clue from 2005 . The entry Ted did recently saying that Toothy was the same age as Ben Affleck got the questions going. Then, someone points out that Ted has now said that TT is the same age group as (see above) who are all three around the same age as JG.
so its goes around and around - I think Ted LOVES this speculation and screwing with people.
what is interesting to me is the original question of this thread:t he mystery of baby tile. so, we are supposed to believe that JG and AN have a child they have hidden? that is a stretch for even the weekly world news. But - if AN's sister has had a baby - is that supposed to be somehow thiers? Help me out here. I need a chart to keep up with this.

Anonymous said...

The question of baby tile is one of those clues that had me thinking it wasn't Jake G afterall. But then when I found out that little tidbit about Austin's sister...I thought, well maybe that's it. It's definitely not a baby that's out there in the public eye or even really mentioned at all except for that quick little mention in Austin's bio on the imdb page. It fits the time frame...and I'm thinking could very well be that she either acted as a surrogate for them, or well, there are other possibilities (in terms of if it is his sister's baby...who knows maybe that's just what they fed the press so that if they are seen with a baby they can just say it's Austin's neice.?)

Anonymous said...

Ted just gave it away again. He published a letter from someone asking about Jake and Reese and Jake and Kirsten Dunst, and he answered back that maybe Jake never dated Kirsten Dunst EITHER. This blind item is over. Jake is Toothy Tile and Gray Goose is Austin Nichols. And Austin's sister just had a baby girl (imdb.com), and when asked if Baby Tile is walking yet, Ted said "no".

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
You so often told us that Toothy Tile knows he's Toothy and that he's proud of it. What about Gray Goose, is he a proud one, too?
—Robert

Dear Smile Like You Mean It:
Hardly. Grimacing through it all.

Dear Ted:
Who is the most loving, sweetest and hottest hubby: Toothy's or yours? Is Baby Tile old enough to walk?
—Grace

Dear Tile-icious:
Mine. No.

Anonymous said...

agree everything points to jake g. and this latest clue about reese/kirsten is further confirmation.

anon, the grey goose/wild turkey link is brilliant!

to those guessing jeremy london, scott foley, etc - there are a few times ted has said toothy is pretty famous.

for those who are thrown by the ben affleck similar age clue - i read an excellent guess somewhere that this refers to ben and jake starting acting at the same age, 11. which explains the contradiction with the other clues about toothy's age. the ben affleck clue should no longer be the reason anyone thinks this isn't jake.

Anonymous said...

peter sarsgaard is a pretty huge clue since he is jake's sister's partner.

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
Would you answer the million-dollar question: Is Toothy Tile gay or bisexual? How about Gray Goose? What is the real nature of Toothy's relationship with his beard?
—Mia

Dear Tricky Tooth:
You mean the one on his face or the one on his publicist’s speed dial? Gay as my vocabulary, darling. Ditto on the real love in Toothy’s life.

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
Does Toothy Tile's GF/beard know that he's T.T.? Or if not, that he's gay?
—Pat, Chicago

Dear Loose Goose:
Enough with Toothy! He’s not even that good of an actor, what’s all the damn fuss, already? And, of course, Toothy's woman knows he's Toothy, as well as his mattress persuasions, duh. She's been down this road before, think she'd be over the swinging studs by now, but whatever.

--- Ted is being a hypocrite here! How many times has he raved about what a talented actor Toothy TIle is?!

gg said...

I think Ted meant Toothy is not a good actor in the showmance. Ted said that before that Toothy is not convincing in his bearding photo ops.

sarah said...

"She's been down this road before, think she'd be over the swinging studs by now, but whatever."

So now Ryan Phillippe is swinging?? Who else has Reese been with?

I can't believe TC has kept this going for three years. It really is out of the mainstream, I had never, ever heard of this or of Jake G. possibly being gay until I came across the Blind Vice column last week.

If JG and his BF had been so public with affection back when this started, why is Ted the main one reporting it? Why do sites like TMZ and Perez Hilton not talk about this? Surely someone else saw what Ted's source saw -- why is this still a secret in a Hollywood where papparazzi catch everyone's every move??

sistah2 said...

Sarah - yea I have been ranting about that for a while and that's why I have been skeptical that A) TT is JG and B) that TT actually exists cuz TEd loves attn and lotsa traffic to his site.
There are a few gossip sites that have flat out stated they disagree that JG is gay. I really dont know, but Ted does go out on a limb claiming that TT has a baby with his bf. I mean thats a major detail for a Hollywood star to "hide" no matter how you spin it. I do think the evidence that TEd has offered up the last few yrs do point to JG, but this baby Tile thing is ludicrous even by Hwood standards.

Anonymous said...

We are given clues, and we twist the clues around perfectly to make JG=TT, but I sometimes have trouble believing that Ted ever intended for the clues to be so clever. So Jake is similar in age to Ben Affleck in that they both started acting at the same age??? Jake may be TT, but sometimes we are just trying to make the clues fit.

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
Why is Toothy Tile bearding when he has a baby with his boyfriend? As much as I adore Family Tile, I think Gray Goose should take Baby Tile with him and leave Toothy. Enough is enough when manufacturing a fake image! The baby comes first and requires honesty. What do you think?
—Myla

Dear Honest Woman:
I think you know what I think. After all, your letter's first, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Posted on Fanchitchat:

Dear Ted:
Why is Toothy Tile bearding when he has a baby with his boyfriend? As much as I adore Family Tile, I think Gray Goose should take Baby Tile with him and leave Toothy. Enough is enough when manufacturing a fake image! The baby comes first and requires honesty. What do you think?
—Myla

Dear Honest Woman:
I think you know what I think. After all, your letter's first, isn't it?


Take a look at the name of the person who signed the letter: MYLA

Myla is the lingerie store where Jake and Reese were spotted shopping in London.

“LOVEBIRDS: Reese Witherspoon, buying a Trudie camisole and shorts while shopping with Jake Gyllenhaal at a Myla boutique in London”.

Eonline

In their latest photo op Reese is carrying a bag of the store

Picture

and their PR planted a ridiculous “Reese does a strip tease for Jake at Myla store” story on the latest Star to try to make this bearding look more real.

Star Magazine

blurry vice said...

Awesome! I saw that they went lingerie shopping in a magazine but I didn't catch the "Myla" connection there. Cool!

OK here's a thought. Someone posted in a comment under the Awful Truth how they are wondering about Minnie Driver's baby, and who the father is, she won't reveal the father etc. And this mysterious Baby Tile, no one knows who it is. Are they connected? I think this idea was dissed on the AT comments but it has had me thinking. Could there be a connection? Could Minnie Driver possibly have had Jake and Austin's baby? Just throwing it out there for discussion. Maybe I will ask Ted.

sistah2 said...

I guess the other possibiltiy floating out there is that AN's sister's baby is baby Toothy. OK so - that would not be possible to use her own brother as a sperm donor!! so the implication there is that its biologically JG's baby...like I said before, this whole baby toothy thing is whacked.

Anonymous said...

Has anyone considered this comment left by Ted on May 26, 2005:
"At least, that's the plan--to be done with a queer writer for added politically correct synergy (some say for guaranteed taste, but I don't trust these reporters, regardless of their sexual orientation).

It'll be most interesting. Particularly when Mr. Tile's big-screen job makes a very sensual, boyish splash at the same time."

Ted was claiming Toothy was considering coming out to a national magazine. He references a "big-screen job" and the fact that it is "boyish". Brokeback Mountain came out on December 16 2005.

Sarah said...

Another thing is that Lainey has said several times on her gossip site that Jake and Reese are for real. And I mentioned on Ted's site under the recent letters or something that Perez Hilton seems to enjoy outing big-time celebs (Well, Lance Bass, Clay Aiken and Neil Patrick Harris so far) as a sort of way to enhance gay rights...... so he says. Yet whenever he posts on J/R he seems to think they are also for real. If Jack's sexuality is such a well-known secret, why would Perez Hilton 1) not know about it and 2) not say anything? Are we to believe Ted is the only blogger out there willing to push this out in the open?

I just need more sources or proof or something to believe this whole story... Ted is very vocal that Reese/Jake are fake and he must know everyone thinks it's Jake. I just have a hard time believing what just this one person (of people who could possibly be "in the know") says.

blurry vice said...

Yes and yes. We all knew about this in 2005 and 2006. Toothy was supposedly going to come out in a magazine interview and changed his mind.

Above is one of "sistah2"
s main points... that since the other gossip sites dont post about this, how do we know Ted isn't making this up. A source of constant discussion and debate.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile happy with the bearding? Why did he have Baby Tile if he wasn't willing to stand up as a father and all his public actions show he only cares about faking for the sake of his own image?
—Laura

Dear Fatherly Love:
Clay Aiken, he's not. Thank homo heavens!"

sistah2 said...

again Ted avoids the question. I am getting a little sick of his games. Ted be a man and just out this guy already. Or tell us a baby Tile explanation that makes sense.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I got hooked on hot actor Austin Nichols watching One Tree Hill. Is he single?
—Mara

Dear Up the Wrong Tree Hill:
Don't believe so."

Anonymous said...

^Ted included a dog reference in the Jake question and then "(barking) up the wrong tree hill" on the Austin question, and a Toothy/Gray Goose question after that :)

The Awful Truth – Dreaming of Jake

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Love your Truth, Lies, & Ted. It’s even better hearing what you say straight from your mouth. Question about Grey Goose: Is he also an actor? If so, is he currently on TV?
—Desante

Dear Goose Hunt:
Darling, he’s playing the role of his lifetime!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I feel stupid for playing this game, but anyway...Is Baby Tile's mother the same person as Toothy's beard? Love the column!
—Jenny

Dear Good One:
I'm not playing "Three Degrees of Toothy Separation," sorry. But love ya back!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Grey Goose George Clooney? Love you, love your column!
—Mross

Dear Goose Goss:
Toothy wishes. Really, I think he does."

blurry vice said...

Right below the Grey Goose letter:

"Dear Ted:
Did you watch Prayers for Bobby? I thought it was a wonderful movie with a powerful message, and it's great that Lifetime airs it, as it'll reach the people who need to see it the most. Sigourney Weaver was amazing, and I love Austin Nichols. It's nice to see you talking about him lately, and I hope you talk about him more. He is talented and dreamy.
—Melanie

Dear Fantasy Land:
Wow-friggin'-woo, is Nichols ever taking part in risqué subject matter lately, this is so intriguing. New, daring leaf?"

blurry vice said...

Interesting:

"Dear Ted:
Is Baby Tile old enough to talk? Should Toothy Tile be worried about what he might say to people?
—Vicky

Dear Tattle Tooth:
Yes, very. Consider it a Daddy Fearest in the making."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Just to start setting a Valentine's Day mood, I'd like to ask you, what is, in your opinion, the greatest love story in today's Hollywood? Is it Toothy Tile and Gray Goose's endless, complex, beautiful and ever-forgiving love story?
—Miranda

Dear Unrequited Love:
Are you kidding? Toothy's tale is more like Hom-e-o and Juliet—there's nothing great about it. Expect an equally bitter and potentially tragic ending, too. At this point, I'd go with Ellen and Portia."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You said that Toothy Tile is so far in the closet at the moment that he would pass any script with a topic related to homosexuality. Would Gray Goose do the same?
—Jay

Dear Good for the Goose:
No."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Am I the only one who thought that Reese Witherspoon looked pregnant in that blue gown at the Oscars?
— RMZ

Dear Bump Watch:
No.

Dear Ted:
I saw a lot of suspicious bearding couples at the Oscars. Did any of the closeted actors bring a boyfriend as a date to the Oscar parties like Crisp Lisp did years ago? I bet Toothy Tile was there with his beard, but did Gray Goose use the back door to get in?
— Reggie

Dear Goose on the Loose:
Whose back door are you talking about?

Dear Ted:
It is Toothy Tile’s four-year anniversary in March. It’s been a long way and he is huge now (there is even an academic paper written about him!) Could you tell us how you see him in the next four years? Happy Toothy anniversary!
— Claudia

Dear Stud Study:
I love it. We should all call him Professor Tooth at this point!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Your column is fab—I look forward to reading it every day at work! Just wondering—is Toothy Tile Brian Austin Green?
—Curious in Calabasas

Dear Matchmaker:
No, but BAG could be his type."

-- major hint about Austin Nichols. Brian AUSTIN Green being his type.

blurry vice said...

Repeat elim for Goose -

"Dear Ted:
I can't imagine that there's anyone left for you to reveal as Toothy Tile! It seems like you've eliminated everyone in Hollywood! So forget Toothy, Nevis, Judas and Crotch. Answer this: Is Grey Goose Peter Sarsgaard? If not, give us a clue. Just for fun.
—Always Curious

Dear Gay Love Is Blind:
No. Way warm, though, fudge-muffin."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Anderson Cooper Grey Goose? He doesn't appear hetero to me. Is he too old or young to be G.C.? Love you love your column.
—Goosey Hunter

Dear Cooped-Up Coop:
Sorry, darling. Too old."

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blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Which couple will break up first: Toothy Tile and his beard or Toothy and his boyfriend, Grey Goose? And I don't believe Toothy is in love with Goose anymore, but it's a convenient relationship...for Toothy.
—L

Dear Chipped Tooth:
If Toothy has it both ways, then he'll have his beard for the long haul with a little Goose on the side. We don't think G.G. can up and leave him. "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
You really know how to create a riot on certain sites with your cryptic Toothy comments. Here is my guess: Are Toothy Tile and Grey Goose Supernatural boys Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles?
—Paula

Dear Decoder:
You've got the wrong boys, sorry babe. Think slightly less supposedly angelic, but just slightly."

blurry vice said...

Supernatural is on the same network as Friday Night Lights right? Hint for Austin Nichols.

blurry vice said...

I think it's different networks. But same audience? I don't know.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've been on vacation with no access to the Internet and I really needed my Ted fix. Now that the Mel Gibson divorce is public, is he Grey Goose?
—Strayerch

Dear Det. Demented:
How much tequila did you have on that trip?"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Maybe you should introduce Grey Goose and Dashed Dingle-Dream to each other. Do you think they would make a good-looking couple? Do you think they would both be willing to be "out" if it weren't for their partners?
—Imqaatdbru

Dear Share a Closet:
I think they're both infatuated with their leading men. But maybe someday!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Star Trek costars Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto Toothy Tile and Grey Goose?
—Mia

Dear Trek Casablanca:
What a hot pairing that would be! But sadly, no. Grey-Goose wishes he were as famous as these hotties. Or even as famous as Toothy! Alas, his career isn't as hot as his bod. "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am addicted to the whole Toothy Tile drama! I think I know who it is, but the Baby Tile part throws me. Does the public know that Toothy has a child? Also, I love the Robsten deets...keep 'em coming!
—Jlbachmann

Dear Toothy Sleuth:
In order you mentioned: me, too; good for you; no; and you got a deal."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
One Tree Hill is my guilty pleasure, and with such beautiful people like Sophia Bush, James Lafferty, Austin Nichols and Robert Buckley working together, I was wondering: Is there any hot romance going on?
—Mara

Dear One Tree Horny:
You're kidding, right? Babe, you've got no idea. "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Awful Truth:
The other day you told us there is a very hot romance on the set of One Tree Hill and you left us wondering who is dating who among the cast. Please, I beg you, can you give us a hint? Let's put it this way: Can you tell us what kind of secret romance it is? Compare it to your top favorite couples: Is this secret romance Robsten's kind of hotness or Jackles' (Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles) kind?
—Amelie

Dear Over the Hill:
Nowhere near as droolworthy as either. If it weren't secret we still wouldn't care much."

"Dear Awful Truth:
It's been a while since you gave us an update on Grey Goose. What is the chance of having a new blind item about him? He is intriguing.
—Joanna

Dear Mystery Man:
He's wised up since last we checked in on him."

"Dear Ted:
So now there are reports that Sophia Bush is dating Austin Nichols. Did that girl ever meet a costar she didn't like? When she goes through all of her male costars, will she start going through the female ones?
—hillarieb

Dear Sophia's Choice:
Don't count on S.B. walkin' down the aisle with Austin like she did her first hubby/costar, Chad Michael Murray. But you can bet they'll milk the attention for a while!"

"Dear Awful Truth:
Sophia Bush and One Tree Hill are my secret obsessions, and lately there have been rumors flying around that Sophia and Austin Nichols are back on, but um...isn't Austin gay? Can you tell me if their relationship is more than just platonic? As a fan of both Lipstick Jungle and Privileged, I'd rather see her and Robert Buckley dating. Do you think that could happen in the future?
—Seagull

Dear One Tree Homo:
First, let me say that our really sharp readers will get a kick out of this one. And second, the Austin-Sophia stuff is only temporary, because if there is such a thing as divine intervention, it would in fact pull Sophia and abtastic Robert together."

"Dear Awful Truth:
I noticed you are getting more explicit lately in your replies, so I am going for it. Could you tell us who is really dating who in the beautiful One Tree Hill threesome that is Austin Nichols/Sophia Bush/Robert Buckley? And of course I don't expect a straight answer (no pun intended!).
—Whitney

Dear Pun Intended:
Uh, none of them are "really" dating. But when the One Tree Hill premiere rolls around this fall, we bet you'll see Sophia conveniently snapped out with both of them."

"Dear Awful Truth:
I've been reading all this talk about Sophia Bush dating Austin Nichols and some people wishing that she starts dating Robert Buckley. Am I the only one who wants Robert and Austin together? Wouldn't they be the hottest couple ever? Is there any probability that my dream comes true?
—Miranda

Dear Brokeback Hill:
I would way rather have them together than Sophia and Austin. Gross."

blurry vice said...

austin nichols/goose mentions:


"Dear Awful Truth:
I think I get what is the big deal with the love triangle Sophia Bush/Austin Nichols/Robert Buckley. It is not Sophia/Austin vs Sophia/Robert, but Sophin vs. Robsten. Is Austin Nichols Nevis Divine?
—Bobby

Dear Divine Intervention:
Austin's not Nevis—he wishes he were as popular in the mainstream as ND! Must be what he's hoping for by clinging onto his costars for some press."

"Dear Awful Truth:
Do you think Toothy Tile has an interest in all of the current One Tree Hill gossip?
—Drs

Dear Tree Hugger:
Who doesn't nowadays? Didn't you see one of our last Hill-obsessed Bitch-Back's? "

"Dear Awful Truth:
I have a suggestion to properly name the Austin Nichols/Robert Buckley bromance. Robstin gets too confused with Robsten, so how about renaming them Robin? If we are going to hear a lot about this hot pair, then we'll have to have them properly identified. Is Sophia Bush Shafterella Shoshstein?
—Celine

Dear Done With One:
To be honest, I don't anticipate us ever talking about Austin/Rob again beyond a Bitch-Back or two—fellas just don't have much of a gossip-worthy shelf life, methinks. And no, Soph isn't nearly on the same level of stardom as S2, but she is just as sweet looking."

"Dear Awful Truth:
Is Toothy Tile George Clooney, and is Gray Goose Anderson Cooper?
—D

Dear Nope!
Think far less salt-and-pepper for both."

blurry vice said...

Austin Nichols/Gray Goose

"Dear Ted:
On the blog Waiting for Toothy, we named the Austin Nichols/Robert Buckley pairing "Buckin." Buckin is the best thing that happened to the Toothy tale since Toothy became this closeted boring guy and is parading his unpleasant beard nonstop. It's great news that Gray Goose wised up and said a big "f--k you" to Toothy choosing a hotter man! We count on you for the dish and info about them.
—Melanie

Dear Buckin Stops Here:
Thanks, babe, but what makes you think you have everything so neatly figured out? "



"Dear Ted:
First, I wanted to say that my mom, sister, and I are addicted to The Awful Truth, especially because of your wonderful work with shelter animals. Keep up the good work! My question is this: My mother was recently googling Toothy Tile clues, and she found that Ryan Gosling's nickname is Baby Goose. She has thus concluded that he is Gray Goose. I'm not so sure. Is Ryan Gosling in any way relevant to Toothy?
—Izzy

Dear Gos Goose:
Toothy would prolly like to do him! (Who wouldn't?) But otherwise, no."


"Dear Ted:
Do you think Austin Nichols is merely a cover-up for Sophia Bush and Robert Buckley and Robert a cover-up for Sophia's ex James Lafferty's new romance with the new girl Shantel VanSanten, who apparently has quite a rumor?
–Bitch

Dear One Tree What?
You lost me there. But I can assure you OTH has one creatively commingling cast."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Did Austin Nichols kiss a girl (Sophia Bush) and actually like it?
—Teddy bear

Dear Funny One:
Not as much as Katy Perry, probably."

Anonymous said...

Probably a dumb thing to point out, but "grey" is the Bristish/Canadian spelling... Could that be a hint? To whom, i have no idea....

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Will Dashed Dingle-Dream ever get his own BV? Or is his whole relationship with Judas Jack-Off gone so boringly one-track that there's no reason for you to write BV about him?
—Plight

Dear Don't Forget the Little People:
You don't see Grey Goose getting his own star on the Blind Vice walk of infamy, do you? "

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Grey Goose Victor Garber? I get that vibe from him. Thanks.
—Lynn Milford, Connecticut

Dear Negative:
Sorry, so not him! Decades off."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Toothy's BF Gray Goose Josh Duhamel?
—Sarah

Dear Fergie:
Nope. I'd worry more about strippers than about Mr. Tile."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Joshua Jackson Toothy Tile's hubby Grey Goose?
—Paula

Dear Goosey Guesser:
J.J. is not Toothy's lover, but wouldn't that have made a totally exciting episode of Dawson's Creek?"

blurry vice said...

Repeat elim

"Dear Ted:
Has Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto ever been the subjects of a Blind Vice? Perhaps Toothy Tile and Grey Goose?
—Marissa

Dear Beam Me Up:
Perhaps not. Although, I think Pine and Quinto would make a hot, hot, hot couple and Star Trek could be a lot more interesting with a little captain/alien loving."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Not up to date, so this question might be old news: Is Grey Goose Kevin Spacey?
—Jan

Dear 2009:
Definitely not. Goose has a sexy six-pack, which I'm pretty sure Spacey hasn't had since...forever."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Grey Goose wishes he were Ewan McGregor! Why? Career-wise or relationship-wise? But Ewan is married with children!
—H

Dear Det. Boyish:
The former. Grey has a family now."

BROOKE said...

I know that Jensen has been eliminated as GG, but it's just strange and ironic that in the pic (link posted below) that his tag around his neck clearly say Grey Goose. Apparently GG is a name of vodka that was sponsoring the event.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v77/phoephoe/Jensen-jensen-ackles-9690466-604-45.jpg

blurry vice said...

Feb 11

"Dear Ted:
In his song "Blame it", Jamie Foxx sings, "Blame it on the Goose/ Got you feeling loose." Is he giving us a hint that he is Toothy's man Grey Goose?
—Julia

Dear Interpreter:
Jamie Foxx is talking about another goose—the alcoholic kind."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166668_Bitch_Back__Who_Are_Chester_and_Secretia_.html#ixzz0kdpB4GAO

MistressBioNerd said...

Not sure if you are still keeping up on this site, but just had to post. What do you think about Austin Nichols and his link to Sophia Bush, i.e. dating for 4 years and rumors of them getting married soonish and the impact on AN being Grey Goose?

blurry vice said...

mistressbionerd -
Yes, although it is a snoozefest, we are semi-keeping track of Sophia Bush and Austin's relaysh. See the other post titled "Grey Goose and beard" and the comments underneath. See our labels on the right for all of the Grey Goose posts and you will find it.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Out of Grey Goose, Dashed Dingle-Dream and Barrington Bang-Me, who is the most famous, who is the cutest and who is the most chill?
—TB

Dear Three's Company:
Fame-wise, depends who'd you ask. Probably G2 right now. Otherwise, D3 is the cutest and BBM seems the most chill—though pretty close on all accounts."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Two questions for ya today, Ted! I recently saw that Adam Levine commented on hoe (sorry I meant how) our beloved Jakey G and his gay rumors are false blah blah blah. What's your opinion? And I know I've asked you this a lot but is Jonathan Rhys Meyers Toothy Tile or Grey Goose? Hope to hear from you soon!
–Samm

Dear Levine-Curious:
There's no doubt Levine and Jakey are BFFs, but how does the hunky Maroon 5-er thinks he's helping Jake's case by screaming about his pal's sex life, regardless the reason? I really have no friggin' clue here. This was clearly a bro brain fart. And Jonathan is neither Toothy nor Grey. Not sexy enough!"

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