Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Vince Vaughn BV?

Ted revealed that Vince Vaughn was a subject of a past Blind Vice. I am on a mission to find out which one and will post it here. Here is the letter about it:

Dear Ted:
I just had gallbladder surgery, and I feel terrible. I think that a bit of gossip will help with the healing. So, Dr. Ted, tell me: Have you ever done a Blind Vice about Vince Vaughn?
—Sans Gallbladder in Georgia

Dear Swing and a Hit:
A guy who's been around the H'wood block that long? You best believe he's a B.V. vet.

Off to find it!


blurry vice said...

OK from what I have dug up with the help of fanchitchat.com (thank you over there): possible Vince Vaughn BV aliases:

Bi Cepps
Crisp Lisp

We have already posted the Crisp Lisp BV in another post. Vince wasn't one of our top choices for that... but could be I guess. I will dig up the Be Cepps one. Hoever, he could be a completely different one of course.
It's great that we know now at least that each BV is about a separate person, no repeats per Ted.

blurry vice said...

No... I take that back. The "Bi Cepps" BV (One Effed Up Blind Vice - 6/15/07) appears to be about Zac Efron/Jonas Brothers/Miley Cyrus/Disney people. Teenagers who sing. I don't know how VV got tied into that.

ANYWAY - if anyone knows what the Vince Vaughn BV is, please post here. Thanks!

mo said...
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mo said...

mo-mo here commenting for the first time in awhile! I was out having gallbladder surgery... just kidding, that was blurry vice!! (Did you send that letter in under an alias?!) Ha!

Anyway, no doubt that the VV BV was a gay-themed one, and there's so many to choose from! I don't think VV is Crisp Lisp though...

Anonymous said...

My guess would be Bravado Boom-Cocks. He was mentioned 9/20/07 and 1/17/08.

Anonymous said...

How about Dewbie Stammer? I think that BV was from 09/2007.

Anonymous said...

Wasn't Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope him and Jennifer Aniston?

blurry vice said...

yes it was FUDGY POOF! now i remember. i will track it down and post it!!!!!!!!!!!

blurry vice said...

One Fake-Ass Blind Vice
Sept. 2005

One Fake-Ass Blind Vice

All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's Diandra, and that's good enough for most.

True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.

Fudgy does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra.

Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's his turn to do the mounting.

Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.

And it ain't: Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly, Orlando Bloom and Kate Bosworth, Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson.
Also eliminated: Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman, Jake Gyllenhaal/Kirsten Dunst.

Anonymous said...

I think he was fudgy poof, if I recall correctly. Anyone remember that one?

Anonymous said...

Ted has said more than once that Jennifer Aniston doesn't have a BV. So Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope is not VV and Jeniston.

Unknown said...

pickled fickle from july 2008