Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Other hints from Ted's letters 2/12/08

two letters in Ted's column today provided hints to recent blind items:
#1: Is Über-Cool Unzipped from One Pigskin-Poked Blind Vice Kevin Spacey? Randy Thousand Oaks, California
Dear Unusual Suspect:Kevin Spacey likes to think his love life’s an enigma to everyone...but we know for certain Über-Cool ain’t this American pose—or rose or whatever—although they have worked together on a past project.
-This backs up my guess of Bryan Singer- he directed The Usual Suspects, w/ Kevin Spacey.

#2:Dear Ted:My first time emailing you. I'm thinking I may know who Bravado Boom-Cocks from One Remind Us Never to Sleep Over There Blind Vice is: Benicio Del Toro? Fits your descriptions. Diana Louisville, Kentucky
Dear Es Nada Del Toro:Benicio’s not one of the usual suspects in this Blind Vice. Try a different sort of accent other than Benny’s Puerto Rican one.
-This confirms our suspicion that BBC is probably British... Simon Cowell, Ricky Gervais, Sacha Baron Cohen, Or Craig Ferguson(he may be Scottish but is L.A. based) ????

2 comments:

blurry vice said...

Yep I updated in comments! Reaffirms a few of our guesses :)

Anonymous said...

Gordon Ramsey for the BBC one? (not exactly beloved, British accent, mentions of "devilish" could hint at Hell's kitchen - although I know next to nothing about him and I'm not exactly sure he's multi-talented or award-showered)

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