Monday, February 11, 2008

Lainey - Take Coke for the Pain

I'm loving Lainey's BIs these days! Feb 11...

Take Coke for the Pain
Love hurts. Her pride hurts. Betrayed and humiliated, she’s taking a break from her relationship woes and has decided to dash off on holiday with friends.

Fun in the sun and a boozy vacay – perhaps what she needs to put things in perspective. But upon arrival, she decided alcohol was apparently not enough. And neither is marijuana. This kind of heartache requires the hard stuff.

Cocaine is the magic solution. Which is why she’s been blowing the pain away through her nose, a side of her that’s anathema to the squeaky clean, anti-drug image that’s been played out in the papers.

Update April 10 - Lainey has eliminated Robin Wright Penn , Pamela Anderson, Rachel McAdams, Hillary Duff, Kate Bosworth, Lily Allen, Natalie Portman.
I have a guess. See comments...

20 comments:

Blind Item Exposer said...

My main guess is Hillary Duff. Squeaky clean image. Her ex Joel Madden had a baby with Nicole Ritchie recently. Wasn't she dating some random guy recently? Have they broken up?
Another thought is Kirstin Dunst... isn't she in rehab now? That might be too obvious.
Jessica Simpson is supposedly happy with Tomy Romo right now, but if they have broken up it could be her.
Cameron Diaz? Jennifer Aniston?

duffgrl said...

Yes, Lainey is feeding our addiction...
Your guesses are all good. I have to say, when I read the first line or 2 I thought of Lily Allen but then as I read- she does not have a squeaky clean image.
Other guesses: Rachel McAdams(recent breakup)...Jessica Biel? Rumor is that Justin's been cheating and it's gotten back to her. Can't see it being Cameron or J. Aniston-their breakups were a while ago. I think Hilary Duff is dating a hockey player. Jessica Simpson is definitely (for now) still going strong w/ her dude.

Anonymous said...

I really don't see this being Hillary Duff, only because she has been still going steady with her hockey player boyfriend.
Which 'good girl' has had a recent break up that was kind of messy?

Anonymous said...

serena williams?

duffgrl said...

Could be Serena,she did just have a bad breakup -but-she just played in the Australian Open late Jan. and doesn't she get drug-tested(?)She does like to drink though. Interestingly both she and my guess-Rachel McAdams-were seen bombed at LA clubs the wkend of Feb. 2 according to US Weekly.

kellygrrrl said...

Rachel McAdams is a great guess. I hope it's not her. Seems like a nice person.

Blind Item Exposer said...

Rachel McAdams was eliminated today.

Anonymous said...

cheryl cole from girls aloud

Blind Item Exposer said...

My guess Hillary Duff has been eliminated. She says that she is not treating the sad with the happy - anymore. Which tells us that HD was abusing coke in the past?

duffgrl said...

I was surprised about that too.Also-she kind of said the same thing about Kate Bosworth...wasn't surprised about that one though.
As mentioned above-Cheryl Cole has been mentioned a lot on the message boards for this one. never heard of her but read links and it sounds like her. Lainey has written about her before.

Blind Item Exposer said...

I don't know Cheryl Cole either. If it is her then I am disappointed in this blind item. I prefer my blind item subjects to be bigger stars!

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Aniston!
From today's posts:

"Because Jennifer Aniston is a fraud. We know this. We also know that these days it’s a new Jen she’s selling. A better Jen. A Jen I could consider buying. Jen the healthy. Jen the hopefully blow-free. Jen the strong single looking for love but not begging for love."

Anonymous said...

Liv Tyler-Lainey said it the other day.

blurry vice said...

No. Lainey has outed Liv Tyler as the subject of "Holiday Detox". Not this one. You are confused. This one is not Liv Tyler.

Anonymous said...

Cheryl Cole-she was seen on holiday in the sun with pals after hubby cheated on her..Then she made a quick trip to the USA...Lainey has talked about her a lot for sometime now.Somehow the word..."holiday" seems so British!!!

Anonymous said...

My guess is Cheryl Cole-Jennifer and Cameron have not been in a relationship in a long time...they both have been busy filming...also it seems like the last vacation either of them took was in December2007...

blurry vice said...

Yep. Everyone has been saying since Feb that this one is about Cheryl Cole, who I don't care about.

Anonymous said...

jennifer aniston? sienna miller?

Luci said...

Jennifer Anniston all the way! She went on vacation in Mexixo in Dec 07 with The Arquettes.

angie said...

It could be Jennifer Aniston since she mentioned the marijuana part. Everyone knows Jen's stance on MJ, she's all for it. and the fact that Lainey used that is definetly a big hint. Also, Jen broke up with Brad a while ago but she's been on the dating scene ever since. My guess is def Jen. P.S sorry for trying to solve this like 2 years behind, i just recently fell on this vices and to say im obsessed is an understatement. pray for me lol

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