Friday, February 1, 2008

Lainey BI from 1/28 - Just as She is

From Laineygossip:

Just as She is -

"I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her “very much… just as you are.” And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude and Shazzer contemplating the profundity of his words…

Sigh.

Some men are perfect.

And many find this man perfect. Dashing, debonair, scandal-free, which is why some of late have been questioning his devotion to his wife, baffled by the attraction. Still… he remains happily married and committed, he loves her just as she is, but it turns out, what she is is a girl who likes other girls. With his permission.

A classic marriage of convenience... their commitment runs deep, they care for each other dearly, but they just don’t sleep in the same bed. As for his preferences – oddly enough, he doesn’t seem to have any. The easy assumption would be that he’s meanders about like John Travolta at a massage parlour, which isn’t the case. Not even close. No affairs, no gay hook ups, nothing. Just happy that his wife is happy… true love indeed.

And before you go there, it’s not Colin Firth."


So far she has excluded (updated 2/15): Hugh Jackman, Patrick Dempsey, James McAvoy, Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Ewan McGregor, Alan Rickman, Antonio Banderas, Johnny Depp, Keith Urban, Will Smith, Kevin Bacon, Harrison Ford, Ben Affleck, Ashton Kutcher, Eric Bana, Tom Selleck, Matthew Broderick, Eric Dane, Eric Bana

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Top suspects: Clive Owen, Pierce Brosnan

11 comments:

Blind Item Exposer said...

I think this is Clive Owen. He is someone I can think of that has an unattractive wife (in my opinion), and a lot of women think he is perfect.

sistah2 said...

could also be Pierce Brosnan. There was someone else I was thinking.now I forget.

kellygrrrl said...
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Anonymous said...

How about Brendan Fraser? Not to be rude, but his wife reminds me of Chelsea Clinton in some pics.

Anonymous said...

it's obvious this is brangelina.
super, super obvious.

blurry vice said...

No... Angelina is beautiful. We are not "baffled by his attraction". This is a woman who is not good-looking. This BI has been long rumored to be Pierce Brosnan and his wife.

blurry vice said...

Also Clive Owen, who was our first guess, was never eliminated.

House of Brat said...

Can't be Pierce. He hit a pap last year, and there's a lawsuit due to it. That ain't squeaky clean.

Anonymous said...

Hugh Jackman

Anonymous said...

Outed today as Pierce Brosnan - "One quick note on the Denise Richards article from yesterday. She was photographed with Pierce Brosnan and word is she was begging him to appear on her dumbass reality tv show. As if Pierce Brosnan, devoted to his wife as she is, would need to slum it with a working girl. Please."

Anonymous said...

LAINEY JUST REVEALED THIS TO BE PIERCE BROSNAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TUESDAY, JANUARY INAUGURATION DAY.

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