Janet Charlton - Hollywood Whodunit - 12.21.08

Here is the latest from Janet Charlton's Hollywood - "Hollywood Whodunit?" .. this is actually from Dec 21. Yes we are delayed but we don't usually post from that site! But since a reader asked us to... enjoy!

This troubled actor is admired for his work, but he can't conquer his numerous personal demons. Not only does he have a fiery temper, but his rages are fueled by huge quantities of drugs, resulting in legal problems. In addition, he has another addiction that isn't so apparent yet. He's a raging sex addict. He talks about women and sex nonstop. People who visit his house are shocked to see that he worships the female anatomy - he has huge and expensive pieces of artwork all over his house depicting female genitalia.

Comments welcome...

Lainey reveal - Salma Hayek

Again Lainey has had a mini-reveal... Remember A Bitch To Work For? Well today Lainey confirmed that she is Salma Hayek just as we suspected...

What's up with the Baby Daddy?

Salma Hayek, an improvement on her meh appearance at the Globes, looking gorgeous and unusually UNbusty (relatively speaking) last night at the National Board of Review awards in New York. Maybe she dialed it up a notch for her baby daddy Francois Henri-Pinault? They had dinner last night Salma but did not seem like she wanted to be seen with him.
Like, he’s the father of your child. What’s with the discomfort?
And what’s with the giant block of humourless up her ass?
Her face at the Globes during Sacha Baron Cohen's presentation – oh please. It was funny. Even Madonna would have found it funny. And for sure Guy Ritchie. And whatever with your sanctimony, Salma. It’s one thing to deliver a joke, it’s another to cut corners and cheap out on staff, treat people like sh-t, but pretend in the open to be kind and evolved and supportive. I’ll take Sacha’s “inappropriate comments” over that kind of hypocrisy any day.
PS. Sandra Bullock has a great sense of humour. You know she loved it!

Another one exposed...

Four Sisters Blind Item #1

Drum roll please... for our very first blind item of our own. We don't have THAT much access to secret hot gossip... so there won't be many more. But when we do, we'll call them the "Four Sisters" blinds! Here you go, #1 -


She is very talented, with a successful career. She is well known from a reality show. A staffer at one of the glossy mags tells us that they completed a whole article about her homosexuality this past fall. But they pulled the plug on the article because she is not ready to come out... yet. They do not want to be the ones that out her, but have the article ready to go when she does.

It ain't..Fantasia, Jordan Sparks, Leona Lewis

Perez Not-So-Blind - 1.13.09

From Perez Hilton yesterday -

Yes, that douchebag is leaving the TV show. But, wanna know the real reason? He's back on the drugs and alcohol, showing up late to work and being very unpleasant to work with. Is his homewrecking girlfriend gonna support him now???

Gotta be Balthazar Getty.

Update: Lainey- How He Holds Her (3/25/08)

Lainey confirmed for us today what our guess was for "How He Holds Her": Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green.

Here is the link to Lainey's blurb today along with a video clip of the Globes.
Here is the link to the riddle here on our blog for those who missed it.

Here's the article :

Is this a man?

Debatable.
His name is Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him?
Oh yeah…him.
Brian Austin Green is engaged to Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. So, like a whiny little bitch, Brian opted not to attend the Golden Globes the other night with his prize.
As she told the emaciated Giuliana Rancic on the red carpet that night:
"Brian doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego. I think he's probably working on music. I don't think he cares."
Oh honey…
Is that what he told you? Is that how he holds you? Is that how he controls you?
Through guilt?
Because you spent the entire time feeling it, didn’t you? Feeling badly that he didn’t come, feeling upset because he was upset, unable to enjoy your first Golden Globes.
It’s textbook manipulation.
And for a girl who claims to have such progressive views on female imagery in Hollywood, on women and sex, it’s also really pathetic. Because in explaining his absence by justifying his “manhood” she has actually upheld the most traditional, most man-centric perspectives: that a man is less of a man if he’s not the primary focus. That a man should always be #1. That a man should never accept NOT being #1.
Way to go Megan. How very enlightened of you.
Brian Austin Green attended the Fox TV Winter Party last night in LA. Megan was told to stay home and keep the bed warm.

Keep them coming Lainey!

Page Six- Just Asking

January 12, 2009 --
WHICH pop star/reality-TV hostess and her husband tried to lure a hottie publicist into their Atlantic City hotel suite for a threesome? When the singer suddenly stripped naked and got into bed, the terrified flack made her excuses and fled . . . WHICH petite screen actress isn't as intelligent as her college degree would imply? She refuses to read the scripts her agents send her and then throws a fit when plum roles go to her harder-working peers.

One Spoonful of Spice Blind Vice

Here is the latest Blind Vice from Ted Casablanca, eonline's Awful Truth...

One Spoonful of Spice Blind Vice

Crescent Kumquat sure has many swooning ladies—and drooling gents—wondering which way this young hunk swings. His precious looks seem far too well-groomed to be that of a sports-watchin', belch-providin', crotch-grabbin' hetero fella (well, his crotch, at least).
We've heard many stories of Cres' femme conquests, raunchy, watery and fairly athletic hookups to be exact. But even Toothy Tile's been known to dabble in dames from time to time, if that says anything about Cres-Cres' not-so-straight ways. And if Mr. Kumquat's more frequent nightly habits are at all telling, we've got bad news for the horny-for-Crescent gals out there:
See, Cres loves to go out and party. Yeah, so what, who doesn't at his age? A few drinks turn into a lot more, and before ya know it, dude's libido leads him every which way—par-tick to the bedroom, or whatever comfy surface he can park his luscious, long...limbs on.
Often with a bunch of like-minded (and beautifully skinned) boys 'n' girls. But guess what? Despite C.K.'s female kiss capades with other gals of his status, Kumquat's often found after these debauched nights out waking up in the arms of his "very close" guy friends. Spooning. Friggin' entwined, folks. In front of the gals he was supposedly getting all debauched with the night before.
This certainly is as telling and de-lish a plot development as Crescent's day job churns out, I'll tell ya that much.
And It Ain't: Adrien Grenier, Penn Bladgley, Kellan Lutz

* Complete list of those eliminated as of 11/18/11: Adrien Grenier, Penn Badgley, Kellan Lutz, Robert Pattinson, Cam Gigandet, Jackson Rathbone, Zac Efron, Adam Levine, John Mayer, Corbin Bleu, Taylor Kitsch, Jensen Ackles, Paul Wesley, Justin Beiber, Nick Jonas, James Van Der Beek, Alexander Skarsgard, Matt Lanter, Michael C. Hall, Matthew Bomer, Ryan Kwanten, Kiefer Sutherland, 50 Cent, Alexander Skarsgard, John Goodman, Colton Haynes, Kellan Lutz, Tom Sturridge, Charlie Sheen


*** Our top guess: Chace Crawford.

* Here is a link to the second Crescent Kumquat blind vice from May '09. And here is the third CK BV from January '10. And here and here are the CK BVs from April 2010.  Here is the newest CK BV from May 2010.

Awful Truth: Ted calls out Toothy

Today in Awful Truth, Ted called out Toothy Tile:

Pigs in Blankets for Toothy?

When we announced that Toothy Tile won our user-voted year-end awards, the Prop 88s (88 celebrity propositions we want passed, including T. Tile coming out of his very dusty closet), we suggested a lovely ceremony at the Beverly Hilton to make it official. You know, award him with an actual trophy instead of a trophy girlfriend, that sort of sensible thing.

We chose Oct. 11, National Coming Out Day, can't think why. Next thing you know, the senior catering manger from the damn Hilton emails us and wants to know if we really are booking the joint? I said I'd ask.

Toothy? Is it a date?

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Page Six- Just Asking

January 8, 2009 --
WHICH married-with-children cable TV honcho has been so helpful to an ambitious reporter who works for him, everyone thinks they're having an affair - including her boyfriend? Her beau dumped her flat after reading some incriminating e-mails . . . WHICH media mogul has been hitting on the flight attendant on his corporate jet - and her girlfriend? He offered the hotties an all-expenses-paid trip to Mexico City, but they laughingly declined.

Comments please!!!!

Vintage Ted - Trent Spent, Divella Sniffella, Pete Poked

OK here are two BV's about Trent Spent. These were also suspected to be about Brad Pitt, and there are two of them which fits with what Ted said today.
 (Divella Sniffella = Jennifer Ansiton? See comments for discussion on how Ted has contradicted himself on whether or not she is a BV.)

One Luxurious Blind Vice - April 2005

For those of you out there who are sick of the same-sex Vices, hey, just write me an extra-vitriolic email (I can take it) and wait for next week's installment, 'kay? Otherwise, read room-service-ready on.

Trent Spent is rich as he is horny. He's also as talented as he is successful in love. T.S. recently busted up with his significant other, Divella Sniffella, a heterosexual woman who was tired of dealing with Trent's sexual preferences, which didn't always happen to include her.

Funny. While Spent's friends are busy amongst themselves with gossipy gab trying to figure out just which babely honey has replaced Divella, Trent's been down south laughing at them all.

No, not down in Mexico. Not that far. Maybe halfway or so. At a luxury spot frequented by stars who like to let it all hang out--and then some.

You see, this red-hot enclave has developed such a reputation for protecting the percolating peccadilloes of movie stars that those salty celebs have become something close to lax once they arrive. Like, maybe, for ince, Trent not hiding the fact that he regularly romps around on those down duvets with other dudes. Down, boys! Those delish manly meetings are makin' the maids talk. A lot!

And it ain't: George Clooney, John Stamos, Jamie Foxx

Also this one

One Secret Suck-Face Blind Vice - June 2005

Trent Spent should stop by to the following friskiness (as he likes a roll in the homo hay, from time to time), but alas, word might get out that he's not actually as
superhetero as the box-office-supporting public likes to think. Bummer.

Because these private get-downs up in the Hollywood Hills are becoming the place to hitch a ride on the same-sex bus to bonk heaven! Translation: orgies. For men only. Got it, Gracie? Good. Get out a couple of Trojans and trudge on:

Up until recently, these semi-private poof-poundings have been harder to get into than Katie Holmes' privates. But that appears to be changing, as certain regular guests (all of whom must be big-ish in the Biz, to insure privacy) have begun inviting lesser mortals.

Pete Poked is not happy to learn of these dangerous circumstances. As he and those of his in front of the camera have far more to lose--should the newbie commoners run screaming about their sweaty discoveries.

And it ain't: Harrison Ford & Josh Brolin, Will Smith & Josh Hartnett, Paul Newman & Josh Lucas

More people eliminated as Trent Spent were: Charlie Sheen, Tom Cruise, Usher, Colin Farrell, Josh Duhamel.

For Divella Sniffella, the only people eliminated that we know were Naomi Campbell and Chilli from TLC.

Also for Pete Poked the following were also eliminated: Josh Duhamel, Tobey Maguire, Vince Vaughn, John Mayer, Dean McDermott, Stuart Townsend, Joel Madden.
Here is the other Pete Poked BV.


* Top suspects:
Pete Poked: Orlando Bloom, Leonardo DiCaprio
Trent Spent: Brad Pitt
Divella Sniffella: Jennifer Aniston

Comment with your thoughts... I think this is all too confusing.

Vintage Ted - Buzz Thrill

Today, Ted mentioned that yes, Brad Pitt was the subject of a past blind vice - twice. Now, we know that Ted says he doesn't give the same person more than one nickname. At least that's what he says. So we wonder, was it ONE nickname that was featured in two blind vices? Or was it two separate nicknames??
Regardless, here is one oldie BV in which I personally believed Buzz Thrill was clearly Brad Pitt.
However, that would make Angelina Jolie be Bored Broomhilda.... and we think she is Fake A La Ferocity. She can't be both according to Ted's recent revelation. Ahh.... this is all too confusing. Anyhow -

One Anchovies on the Side Blind Vice - Sept 2007

Yeah, Hollywood's full of finagling femmes (and dudes), fer sure, but Bored Broomhilda sure takes the conniving cake. Not only has she used men in the past the way I go through adjectives, but now, Broomy's sweet guy has no idea she's, like, totally ready to dump him out with last night's leftover Caesar salad.

And after all this tawk that B.B. was done with her man-mangling ways, what bosh!

Thing is, Bored's babe, an okay honey by the mattress-movin' name of Buzz Thrill, really doesn't have any idea whatsoever he's 'bout to get a stiletto right where he used to get far more supple attention from Ms. B, a pro at the ersatz nooky thang if ever there was one. See, B.B. really does, in the end (as it were), prefer the romantic type o' partner with less protruding genitalia. Hmmm. Does Buzz know he's just been a pawn in B2's masterminding machinations, all along?

Of course he does—he's not that much of a doofus, contrary to popular gab. It's just that, eh, how shall I put this? Like so many women say about gay men, B.T. thought he could change Broomhilda's ways.

What a fool.

And it ain't: Dax Sheperd/Kate Hudson, Bill Clinton/Hilary Clinton, Elizabeth Hasselbeck/Tim Hasselbeck.
Also eliminated: Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Heche/James Tupper, Drew Barrymore, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock

Please comment!

Page Six - Just Asking: 1.2.09

Belated... This was in NY Post Jan 2:

WHICH newly married starlet gave a guy she trysted with a nasty STD right before her wedding . . .
WHICH on-the-rocks couple have been headed for divorce for a while? The rock star was cheating on his actress wife immediately after they got hitched and has been carrying on with his comely female sound technician . . .
WHICH television actor should ask his new fling for her secret photo album? While she was in college, she took some nude pictures that are floating around the hard drives of local frat houses. Somehow, we don't think the actor will be turned off.

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Toothy Tile kiss

Yesterday, Ted published a photo of Jake G grabbing Reese's face and planting a kiss on her at a Lakers game. Looks as if she was caught off guard and he just grabbed her cheeks. This is the first kiss I have seen of them. Here is what Ted said about it:

Jake and Reese Make Out - Gee, Such Passion

Wow, if these photos are any indication, looks like Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have upgraded their relationship from hand-holding to kissing. The boring babes were actually caught smooching courtside at a Lakers game this weekend. Did they finally realize they need to one-up their tepid friend-like relaysh with something a little saucier?

Nothing works better than being on display in the front row at a basketball game—that's the equivalent of a People cover nowadays. Just ask Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, who use courtside seats for publicity between High School Musical press tours—truly smoldering stuff there, babes.

Now, gotta say, this Lakers biz is a serious step-up from J&R's predictable dates—Starbucks runs and walking, yawn. Tell ya what, Jakey, we'll start to believe how in love you are with Wither-hon when we catch her entertaining you in the bathroom at Coco Deville à la Paris.

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NYDN Gatecrasher - 12.31.08

WICKED WHISPERS: Which quiet TV starlet proclaims to the world that she's a teensy-weensy size when, in fact, she's actually an average-sized 6?

- This is exactly the same as another blind item recently. Snooze!

Vintage: One Spouse-Whipped Blind Vice

Someone asked for the old BV that was suspected to be about Ashton and Demi. Here it is from October of '06.

One Spouse-Whipped Blind Vice

‘Kay, it’s the first one outta the redesign bag, so for that celebratory reason, I’ll give ya a fairly easy one--like I’ve haven’t done that with you folks already, as of late. But whatev.


Pussy Gabor is known for his cut-rate artistic talents, as well as his hefty, more Gawd-gifted talents below. He’s also a good dad--of that, I must profess.


But yo, doesn’t a good hubby also stand up and make himself heard, instead of doing every damn thing his wife-unit tells him to do? Well, I guess being an equally vibrant marriage partner is an idea that belongs to a diff century than the one Mr. G. has his supple tush ‘n’ hairdo buried in. At least it appears that way.


‘Cause guess who P.G. is asking permission from to attend all (and I mean all) his pro gigs? Uh-huh, the old lady from hell, I mean, heaven!

Pussy wanted to attend a movie premiere recently (in which he was friggin’ involved!), for ince, but Missus Pussy said no way, religious services come first.

End of discussion.

Didn’t matter, as P.’s press has never been overly kind to him, anyway. Just woulda fried the dude on the carpet, anyway.

(An unfortunate factoid to which Missus P. is no doubt hip.)

And it's not: Al Reynolds, Tom Hanks, James Brolin
Also eliminated: Ryan Phillipe, John Travolta, Guy Ritchie, Will Smith, Michael C. Hall

Here is the letter in which he basically reveals it is them:

Dear Ted:
You are the first thing I read every morning, and I miss you on the weekend. Now, for my guess—I think Ashton Kutcher is Pussy Gabor in One Spouse-Whipped Blind Vice. Am I right?
Nicole
Belmar, New Jersey

Dear N-Femme:
Closer than I care to admit, can I say that much?

Top suspect: Ashton Kutcher

Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper TONIGHT!

Happy New Year! Join us in watching Kathy Griffin and Anderson Cooper LIVE tonight on CNN at 11pm. Ditch Seacrest and have some real fun with Kathy and Andy!!
Comment on your fave Kathy-Andy moments.

NYDN Gatecrasher 12.29.08

From NYDN today:

Wicked whisper

Which frisky royal ditched his own party to have sex on a nearby yacht? The playboy snuck off with a bombshell, leaving his security staff looking all over for him.

One Not Knocked Up Blind Vice

New BV today Dec 26. From eonline's The Awful Truth by Ted Casablanca. Happy Holidays from Blind Items Exposed!

One Not Knocked Up Blind Vice

Hot couples earnestly trying to procreate in Hollywood usually get such great, fawning press, just as Marcia Cross and her man, or Josh Holloway and his gal, if you don't believe. But, what about when it all goes...wrong?
That's the certainly less celebrated coverage you hear about, and for good reason: Smokey Shooter and Mimi Kitten are one smokin' celeb couple—literally. And even though the multitalented lovebirds have a bunch of differences between them (namely, their ages), there's one thing they can settle on: They want a kid. Badly.
But there are two problemos in this offspring sitch:
First up, Mimi's had some issues with her ovaries—they ain't working. So M.K. and Smokey hightailed over to their friendly neighborhood fertility clinic to work it all out with a bit of help from their doc.
A baby would be a better possibility if it wasn't for the second dilemma—Smokey's dabbling in drugs has gone from a weekend hobby to a nearly full-time day gig, and it's messing with the dude's sperm. Too bad, 'cause a baby between these two could give Suri and Shiloh a run for their parents' money.
Get clean, you dopehead! Your woman's got enough probs as it is!
And It Ain't: Calista Flockhart & Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer, Katie Lee Joel & Billy Joel

Eliminated as of 12/2/11: Calista Flockhart & Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer, Katie Lee Joel & Billy Joel, Eva Longoria Parker & Tony Parker, Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon, Josh Brolin & Diane Lane, Ryan Reynolds, Hugh Hefner, Leonardo DiCaprio

** Top suspects: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher (? - they are top suspects for another BV, see labels)