Regardless, here is one oldie BV in which I personally believed Buzz Thrill was clearly Brad Pitt.
However, that would make Angelina Jolie be Bored Broomhilda.... and we think she is Fake A La Ferocity. She can't be both according to Ted's recent revelation. Ahh.... this is all too confusing. Anyhow -
One Anchovies on the Side Blind Vice - Sept 2007
Yeah, Hollywood's full of finagling femmes (and dudes), fer sure, but Bored Broomhilda sure takes the conniving cake. Not only has she used men in the past the way I go through adjectives, but now, Broomy's sweet guy has no idea she's, like, totally ready to dump him out with last night's leftover Caesar salad.
And after all this tawk that B.B. was done with her man-mangling ways, what bosh!
Thing is, Bored's babe, an okay honey by the mattress-movin' name of Buzz Thrill, really doesn't have any idea whatsoever he's 'bout to get a stiletto right where he used to get far more supple attention from Ms. B, a pro at the ersatz nooky thang if ever there was one. See, B.B. really does, in the end (as it were), prefer the romantic type o' partner with less protruding genitalia. Hmmm. Does Buzz know he's just been a pawn in B2's masterminding machinations, all along?
Of course he does—he's not that much of a doofus, contrary to popular gab. It's just that, eh, how shall I put this? Like so many women say about gay men, B.T. thought he could change Broomhilda's ways.
What a fool.
And it ain't: Dax Sheperd/Kate Hudson, Bill Clinton/Hilary Clinton, Elizabeth Hasselbeck/Tim Hasselbeck.
Also eliminated: Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Heche/James Tupper, Drew Barrymore, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Sandra Bullock