Thursday, January 22, 2009

Desperate Housewives Bonus Blind Vice

Ted posted this yesterday -
Desperate Housewives Bonus Blind Vice
This one's too stoopid to wait until Friday. So as a special double Blind Vice week in honor of Barack Obama's inauguration (about which I am very happy, contrary to popular belief), I'm filling you all in on a super scandal over at Marc Cherry's ABC hit, Desperate Housewives. Now, it's no secret that those broads get along about as well as Palin and Biden fans do, but something new is making things even worse:
Shilah Schtup Me, let's call her (a virgin to our naughty Blind Vice annals, I must say), has made it quite clear she feels her TV gig is, well, just not A-List enough.
Therefore, she's had certain members of her representation make discreet—or so she thought—inquiries about gradually getting her some primo movie gigs, with the hope of one day being able to ditch the boob-tube stuff altogether.
Trouble is, the rest of Shilah's representatives, not to mention practically every agency in town at this point, found out about it and read SSM the riot act for being such a damn ingrate, as she's incredibly lucky to have landed the D.H. gig in the first place—as the fool had no career to speak of prior. None. Zilcho. In other words, fierce and scolding word came back:
Be happy where you are, 'cause you ain't no movie star.
It Ain't: Lily Tomlin, Dana Delaney, Andrea Bowen

Discuss...

20 comments:

blurry vice said...

I think it's most obviously Eva Longoria. But I wouldn't rule out Nicolette Sheridan.

Momfixit said...

I also thought of Eva Longoria although she already had a movie and the BV said she was trying to be discreet about it. I know Nicolette Sheridan was said to complain about her supporting role on the show. She did have TV gigs before but not enough to make a mark. So my vote is NS!

Megan said...

Definitely not Eva. She had movie roles, albeit crappy ones, and soap opera work before DH. This is boring. I so don't care who it is.

sistah2 said...

The show is horrible and I dont care either. but I will jump in: its either NS or Teri H.

Anonymous said...

It isn't Teri H., Ted confirmed her as Death Mint Myrtle with the eating disorder. Gotta be Nicolette

Anonymous said...

I don't think it's Teri, either. She was a bond girl years ago, and was the topic of a previous blind vice.

Can't be Felicity as she was in Transamerica and nominated for an Oscar.

Nicolette was popular back in the 80's and this vice says "no career to speak of prior". Not her.

I can't see it being Marcia since she has those little ones at home and seems content spending time with them.

My guess is Eva!

Anonymous said...

Just to throw a wrench into things - all the AIA are real supporting characters. The leads are the obvious guesses, but this could be a supporting character on the show.

DLL

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking it's one of the younger actors; they are supporting cast, and would be less likely to never have had a career before this show.

Anonymous said...

Agree, Eva. And Zilcho could be hint - spanish

Anonymous said...

Eva Longoria is the only one who didn't have a career prior to D.H. It has to be her.

Anonymous said...

the one who does the narration. she plays the housewife who is dead.

Anonymous said...

Eva was on Young & the Restless. I think it is most likely a supporting cast member.

Stevie said...

Yesterday in Ted's column - he pretty much eliminated Eva. He pretty much phrased this blind as a multiple choice question and her name wasn't one of the choices.

Anonymous said...

Today in Ted's Bitch Back!:

Dear Ted:
Is Shilah Schtup Me one of the top five ladies from Desperate Housewives?
—Strayer

Dear Stump Me:
Of course, sweet stuff

Anonymous said...

Stevie, do you think the fact that Eva was the only one not included is a reveal, rather than an elimination? It's a small-ish BV, so I'm wondering if Ted's throwing us a bone and giving the answer.

Especially after seeting the hint in Bitch Back ...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Shilah Schtup Me one of the top five ladies from Desperate Housewives?
—Strayer

Dear Stump Me:
Of course, sweet stuff."

Anonymous said...

Eva. Totally.

lola said...

So not Eva. Nicholette completely. No question here.

sistah2 said...

Well they just announced that NS is off the show. maybe this BV is her..

Emily Elizabeth said...

He gave away today that it's Teri Hatcher. http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b104176_job_lindsay_lohan_its_stretch.html (at the bottom)

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