Friday, September 17, 2010

Blind Vice: Oded Pulls a Toothy, Only Bigger!

New from Ted today -


Blind Vice: Oded Pulls a Toothy, Only Bigger!

Before I Self DestructSo last time we checked, multi-talent stud dude Oded Good-Head gave his manager the surprise of a life-time by getting serviced in his dressing room by a male fan. Could that be—as we correctly predicted—why Oded was soon thereafter seen going on (and on) about the joys of the female sex in the media?
Yep.
But, it's getting weirder:
Not only is Oded, a truly handsome and gifted artist, arranging debauched and crazy sex scenes with gals like our beloved Toothy Tile has done (to be fair, Tooth didn't make it a habit like Oded's currently doing), but, he's making a little bit too much out of these hook-ups.
He Twitters things like:
"baby get that sweet stuff back on my box banger"
Or something more Shakespearean, when he's really feelin' the love:
"u k after I blew u wide open @carayzcoochie?"
And, of course, the result is exactly what Oded and his management team want: Good-Head's fans and followers are getting in on it—debating whether or not Oded is going too far. With the chicks, that is. Some famous, some not. Mission accomplished!
Meanwhile, everybody who isn't in the know (and doesn't realize he's talking about boning guys half the time) is staying away from what already quite a few of Good-Head's colleagues are hip to: the fact that Oded's getting sloppier and sloppier about "banging" his boy-entourage on the down low. Like, all the time.
Guess a man's gotta do what he's gotta do, right?
Just start being honest about it on Twitter, jerk. Hey, you may lose your fan-base, Oded, but, you'll replace it with a whole new one!
It Ain't: Will Smith, Robert Pattinson, Chris Brown

The link to our discussion of the old OGH BV from Nov 2008 is here including a full list of who has been eliminated.  And here is the most recent from Oct 2010.

Top suspect = 50 Cent.

43 comments:

blurry vice said...

top suspect still 50 cent.

blurry vice said...

some of 50 cent's recent tweets -

"# Then if I'm still hungry I'm a have to snack on some more chelesea lol about 23 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

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Then I'm a have breakfast at chelsea's I meanI'm a have chelesea for breakfast lol about 23 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

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I'm flying to LA ima have diner at chelsea's tonight. Don't hate. I really like her I don't know how this happened lol about 23 hours ago via ÜberTwitter "

blurry vice said...

"# I told banks you aint gone believe this sh--.I think I just wanted to f--- little kim lol He started dying laughing 6:04 AM Sep 16th via ÜberTwitter

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I think something wrong with me.no I'm sure something is wrong with me. I was just looking at little kims a-- in the studio. Lol "

(edited for profanity)

blurry vice said...

and he's posting pics of hot men:

"# something gay something for girls http://twitpic.com/2oh3vi 7:44 PM Sep 14th via Twitpic

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something gay something for girls lol http://twitpic.com/2oh30d 7:41 PM Sep 14th via Twitpic

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some for the gays some for the girls. now everybody should be happy http://twitpic.com/2oh03o 7:30 PM Sep 14th via Twitpic

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If ur homophobic get the f--- off my twitter for the next 10mns. Its entertainment for gay man and bi---es "

blurry vice said...

more -

"See this why I'm f---ed up. All these bi---es want me dammmn man what ima suppose to do. Oh I got it. Ima try to f--- em all 6:36 PM Sep 14th via ÜberTwitter "

"yeahh baby! lets take it to the bedroom now http://twitpic.com/2oghip"

"# its getting better the h--s out today! this bi--- look like she can eat her own p---- http://twitpic.com/2oggd6 6:16 PM Sep 14th via Twitpic


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now u bi---es better stop playing with me. I wanna see some fine bi---es http://twitpic.com/2ogf3k 6:11 PM Sep 14th via Twitpic



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I wanna see some flexible sexy woman. Cmon get me excited 6:05 PM Sep 14th via ÜberTwitter


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who the f--- sent me this picture?!! first chelsea's sextape now this! im having a bad day I still love her tho http://twitpic.com/2of6bx "

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There is more I'm not posting anymore cause I am officially disgusted now!!!

The Spie said...

And you wonder why I'd prefer to undergo a second circumcision than access Twitter.

Yep, it's Fiddy all right.

Adrienne said...

As soon as he said something about twitter, I knew it was him. I don't follow him, but my friends do, and they all talk about 50's crazy tweets. Kinda got that vibe from him anyway, and I'm sure there's other down low rappers out there.

Brittany said...

Not only was 50 in BV gallery, but now Ted's being really obvious. Also 50 got in a fight with Perez Hilton last week and said his friend shot up a gay wedding. He's really trying to cover for himself now that there are rumors out there of him. Rufus Wainwright even tried to out him last year.

mike said...

def sounds like 50 cent, did some digging to flush out the whole situation.

here is the interview where rufus declares 50 gay:
http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/music-and-books/201005/rufus-wainwright-all-days-are-nights-songs-for-lulu?currentPage=1

the slightly effeminate 50cent on chelsea:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4TgNNDhWnU

rufus on chelsea discussing the 50cent gay comment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r98GJ_deGX4


now between these interviews it seems like 50 is trying to wrangle Handler back in to protect the image, hence the tweets to her.

hordac said...

This one is totally solved folks. I don't think anyone can even come up with another guess for this one.

blurry vice said...

Yep the Rufus thing was discussed alot under the other OGH post.

No doubt... just confirms who we already knew it was.

Tara said...

It's not just tweets to Chelsea, he sent her multiple flower arrangements when she hosted the VMAs, she talked about it last night on Lately. She loves her rappers too, so he is either already doing the deed or pretending to with all this crap.

Dave said...

In the last 24 hours, 50 Cent has had a total meltdown on twitter. You might need to eyewash if they're reposted on here...

expatonthego said...

I don't tweet , but could this be Kanye = Ted did mention that Oded was 'good looking'. I don't, personally think that Fiddy is good-looking. Kanye is good-looking. Does Kanye tweet?

Tara said...

No joke, Dave. He is disgusting, it is really over the top.

Caz1310 said...

Are they real tweets from Fiddy? What a tool.

Brittany said...

Kanye has already been eliminated. Along with pretty much every other rapper/hip-hop artist, which was a clue from Ted in a BB.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Thanks to your intrepid insights and saucy stories, we're enthralled by the, shall we say, "duplicity" of so many of our fave stars, and trust, we love it! Would you indulge a 50 Cent fan and confirm if he's ever sung a B.V. tune?
—R-Train

Dear Cent for Your Thoughts:
Not only is 50 one of our fave hip-hop alums, but he's also a member of the highly prestigious Blind Vice Superstars. Come to think of it, this dude is one of my personal fave Vices."

blurry vice said...

expatonthego - check our other OGH post for eliminations.

blurry vice said...

Ew, his tweets have goten NASTIER since Friday. Yes, this is his real account, it is "verified" as 50 cent.

AshleyG said...

This is definitely 50 Cent, just wanted to say thanks to blurry vice for putting up a few of his tweets - I dont have twitter so I wouldnt have gotten to check out his to verify...not that I need to see anymore, those were enough of an example, wow! People really talk like this? I guess when you have an image and you think this is the only way to uphold it..but still, geez.

Bendiss said...

You don't have to have a twitter account to see people's pages, all the celebrities are public and can be seen by anyone.

hordac said...

He is disgusting. No one has any class anymore. These tweets are just nasty whether true or not.

Brittany said...

Just out of curiosity, does it seem that "@carayzcoochie" can be considered a BV nickname? I'm only asking because if Ted is ever asked if Chelsea Handler has been a BV or featured in one, and he says yes, this one would be her right and then she could only have 1 moniker?

Jessica said...

I don't have twitter, is carazycoochie the actual username of someone famous?

Brittany said...

No, Ted made that up. A search for it came up empty, but I still think its Chelsea. She even joked about her fake "relationship" with 50 Cent on her show. According to her he always tweets her and hits on her. Its weird the way she talks about that whole situation, with disgust almost. I think she knows.

Tara said...

I got the feeling she liked him back--she has a huge thing for african american rappers. He is really over the top with her, it would totally creep me out how he has been almost cyber stalking her and 15 bunches of flowers sent to her--like, really? One big one, okay. Not 15 at once. It's weird.

Brittany said...

I think the rapper "infatuation" is strictly just an act for that part of her viewership (i.e. urban.) When she first started to become famous, around the time of her first book, she always joked in her stand up how she wasn't into black guys and other things about dating black guys that are inappropriate for this site. Her change up in jokes has definitely earned her a new reputation among the hip-hop community and she's riding off of that. I don't think she would ever consider being with him (except maybe for publicity). I would be creeped out by him too. His tweets are going a little too far.

Tara said...

I understand that it may be an act for "urban respect" or something, but she really does act like she would eat them for breakfast whenever they come on. TI, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Pharell, Snoop Dogg--she was so flirtatious with all of them, like it was almost assumed what would go down after the show. It probably is a fake relaysh that she is starting to be creeped out by, but she is likely scared. Fiddy has been shot nine times and gay or not will gat you so hard.

I did not read her first book, so that is interesting that her tune has changed. I don't doubt she was widening her audience, but they do say once you taste the chocolate.......maybe something changed her mind;) Good points, Britt.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am a new reader of the Awful Truth and I am absolutely addicted, I can't get enough! I especially love your Blind Vices and my current obsession is Oded Good-Head. So I was wondering if you could give us any clues as to who the guy was that was being pleasured by Oded? Well if you answer my question or not I think you're really great and good luck with anything you do.
—LM

Dear Heading Out:
Oded's dudes are mostly fans, regular guys who were probably shocked—but oh so pleased—to discover OGH liked boinking boys on the side. It's @carayzcoochie who's the famous gal you'd know of."

- CHELSEA HANDLER

blurry vice said...

I wouldn't consider that a BV nickname though. No... it is a fake twitter nickname referring to OGH's real tweets to chelsea handler. I don't think she would qualify for having a BV or a BV nickname.

mike said...

finally the media has caught wind of what we have been talking about.

thought i would share this article:


http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/sep/26/sam-leith-50-cent-twitter

blurry vice said...

I AM SO PISSED OFF AT THIS.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Tyler_Clementi_suicide_50_Cent_tweet_homophobic_30sept10.aspx?CatID=0&CelID=0

Malee1733 said...

just discovered this site yesterday. already completely smitten :)

@blurry vice...just read that on lainey. complete disgrace. politician style homophobia. i knew right away once i looked at it after reading about Oded Good-Head that this was a match.

still doesn't make me want to vomit any less though...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I was shocked and angry when I read about 50 Cent's ridiculously homophobic and inhumane tweet in response to Tyler Clementi's death. I'm sure he would deny it had anything to do with the poor kid's suicide, but come on. I thought our world was moving toward acceptance and away from bigotry. You can't help but wonder how different the circumstances would have been if Tyler had been straight and filmed having sex with a girl—as Lainey stated he probably would have been celebrated. What are your thoughts?
—Sarah

Dear My Two Cents:
As sad as it may be, among the rest of the vile trash that is 50 Cent's Twitter feed, it doesn't surprise me to see the disgusting things he says toward the LGBT community. Could that be why the boy's already a stalwart member of the Blind Vice club?

Indeed, you can rest assured knowing that all that crap he talks is definitely overcompensating for something. Very, very sad about Tyler and the rest of the tragedies last week though."

Tara said...
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Tara said...

Fiddy and Chelsea pictured in a club together on TMZ. Either she is in on it or he is taking this rouse quite far. Can't see Chelsea not saying something if she walked in on him getting head from one of his "assistants"!!

Brittany said...

Tara I think you got it backwards. I don't think Chelsea would have to worry about walking in on 50 getting pleasured, I think he prefers it the other way around.

Ted seems really pissed about what 50 is saying on Twitter. He's practically dying to out him with these obvious clues.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I can't believe that Chelsea Handler is really hooking up with 50cents. What is your take on it, just a fling fueled maybe by too much liquid?
—Bebe

Dear Gay Mafia:
Chels has mucho gay amigos, so let's hope she teaches "50cents" a thing or two about tweeting tolerance. I personally think he's way too much of a douche for our girl Chelsea no matter how much booze she drinks."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I can't believe that Chelsea Handler is really hooking up with 50 Cent. What is your take on it?
—J

Dear Penny for Your Thoughts:
Straight from the funnylady's mouth Twitter, she and "Mr. Cent" are strictly biz. Hey, it might be nice for him to start hanging out with her and her posse of gay pals. Maybe then he'd get a friggin' clue."

blurry vice said...

semi reveal?

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b212618_nicki_minaj_of_course_well_see_gay.html

blurry vice said...

Dear Ted:
Instead of outing Eva Longoria's Blind Vice, I think you should seriously consider revealing 50 Cent's Blind Vice. He's been doing the world a whole lot more

bad than good lately with his homophobic comments—which surely doesn't help with the African-American community's general homophobia—and his ego definitely

needs to be taken down a few notches, no matter how scandalous his Vice may be. Every time a big, influential celebrity like 50 Cent insults the gay

community, handfuls of gay people go back further in the closet. His reveal would be incredibly beneficial to, well, everyone! Please consider it!
—Hanna


Dear Nice Try:
Sorry, 50's practically outing himself with all this over-the-top chick-banging talk. It's pathetic.


Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b213933_bitch-back_britneys_vicey_revelation.html#ixzz175jZ46aV

Kmtking said...

Lol, 50 isnt gay. I worked for him on his security team in 2004. He slept with more women than ten men combined. If youre gonna call any man gay, be real with it.

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