Friday, September 24, 2010

Grossest. Blind Vice. Ever.

New form Ted today -

Grossest.  Blind Vice.  Ever.
Cass Stimulatia is such the outrageous charmer, it's really a shame she's having these current problems—mostly of the physical kind. Ya know, girl stuff.
And Cass—some think she's a looker, others not so much—hasn't exactly been quiet on the subject of the female body predicaments she currently faces. Her friends are really tired of hearing about it, like, totally!
See, Cass wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid, but the docs are telling her something that was a prob the last time she tried is really a problem now:
Bacteria most likely got into Cass's reproductive system when she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes). So Cass made all the boys slept with agree to anal sex only, thereby remaining, supposedly, a virgin. Granted, that's not that uncommon a situation. And it's a totally ridiculous thought-process, but, hey, when you're young, you do stupid things.
Problem is, Cass often changed her mind during the rear-entry days, deciding the front entry was what she wanted, after all.
This was a very bad idea.
Cass has been told by her docs that, most likely, some kind of bacteria infection resulted, causing her child-bearing capabilities to be limited, at best. At least, this is what poor darlin' Ms. Stimulatia is blabbin' to her pals.
So sorry, Ms. Cassy! Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices, and then nasty Mother Nature gets in on the act, too. No fair!

It Ain't: Nicolette Sheridan, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Love

Update 9/25/11 - Ted has eliminated Nicolette Sheridan, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Love, Rachel Zoe, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Victoria Beckham, Nicole Richie, Brooke Shields, Rachael Ray, Katie Holmes, Fergie, Pink, Hilary Duff, Tonya Harding, Alyssa Milano, Khlow Kardashian.

284 comments:

blurry vice said...

Just from the AIA's I thought this was Courteney Cox. But she already has a child.

I was thinking child actors, and Drew BArrymore came to mind. She had her wild days for sure. Also she used to be friends with Courtney Love.

Hmmm... we kinda need more hints.

blurry vice said...

Someone on the e comments under the post guessed Alyssa Milano. Random, but could be her I suppose.

steph148 said...

Alyssa Milano was one of my guesses, too. The "outrageous charmer" clue made me think of Charmed.

Seattlevice said...

Brittney Spears--she talked constantly about remaining a virgin and is gross enough to talk about this!

Brittany said...

Hilary Swank. She's like the female Christian Bale when it comes to preparing for movie roles. She's gotten illnesses before from rigorous training and extreme weight loss and gain. She started young in the industry (Karate Kid) and maybe the baby issue was what ended her marriage to Chad Lowe. He ended up having a baby with another woman after their divorce. Also anyone remember the episode of The Office when they spent the entire time debating whether she Hot or Not.

Robin said...

Britney Spears already has a couple of kids, so she's out.

pomme said...

Alyssa Milano or Drew Barrymore? even if i think Cass is a woman in her forties

andreax3peace said...

I don't really post much so go easy on me but what about Hilary Duff? She was my first thought when I read this...

AshleyG said...

My first thought was Drew Barrymore too, I think shes pretty but I could see her fitting the part where Ted says not evryone thinks CS is a looker. The only thing is everyone knows about Drew's wild childhood so maybe herbeing sexually active at a very young age wouldnt be so surprising..then again that isnt really the issue here, CS's....flip-flopping is the issue. I feel like we really need more clues from Ted on this one.

Stephanie said...

Ewww! I'm not even sure I want to know who this is . . . hahaha. However, after reading and re-reading the selection, I don't think Ted is in anyway saying that Cass doesn't already have a child. Actually, he even mentions that Cass is worse off then when she tried "the first time." Hmmm. That, along with the AIA's and the hint that her "friends" are really tired of hearing about this and the fact that the Cougar Town episode with Jen Anniston aired this week; I'm going with Courtney Cox Arquette.

cassandra said...

just some random guesses: fergie, sienna miller, claire danes

cassandra said...

or kylie minogue??

blurry vice said...

Yeah it could be someone with a child. I get that. But not Britney Spears - don't think she had any trouble conceiving since her 2 boys are a year apart.

hordac said...

I think the major clues in this BV are that this girl had a virginal reputation and is considered to be unattractive by some. Also, small family currently which could mean no child, or one, but not more I wouldn't think. I like the Hilary Swank guess as she seems to fit the best. Drew was never perceived as virginal and the others brought up like Duff and Milano are considered attractive by pretty much everyone. Sarah Jessica Parker would have been a great guess too if not for her recent twins. She certainly has that controversy about her regarding her attractiveness (not?)

Kimber said...

I was thinking that, based on the ages of the "AIAs" that the girl might be a former child star, but is now much older (and perhaps not someone who'd come to mind quickly). What about the girl who was in "Charles in Charge" and then in "Baywatch" or Justine Bateman or another '80s family sitcom...? Or Heather Locklear?

bszmerl said...

what about jessica simpson?? She could've been trying with nick lachey, she doesn't really have much going for her otherwise and had a virginal image! Plus weren't there rumours at the time that Jessica get her 'virginal' status by only having anal sex?

hordac said...

Hmm, Jessica Simpson is a good guess too. The "unattractive to some" may refer to the whole Mom jean incident. But, was she named in the Super Dooper Cooper BV? If not, she could be a candidate.

Stephanie said...

Hmmm. Jessica Simpson does seem like she would be one to blabber on about something gross like this. However, there is so much legit speculation that her relaysh with her current BF is for PR purposes only, that I just don't know if I believe she is actively trying for a kiddo with that random guy. Besides, didn't she already star as Julep Jiggle in one of Ted's Blind Vices along side Nick Lachey? I always thought that Jess as Julep Jiggle and Nick as Driscoll Dreamboat was a dead giveaway.

Tara said...

I like where this is going with the idea that CS is someone with a virginal image, at least at one time, which alludes to her maybe being a teen or child star. I was trying for Jessica as princess gold zinger, but as Spie told me, it only works if we can find someone else to fit for Impenna Never Trated. She's a shoe in for that, its hard to even think of anyone else. I agree completely w/Stephanie, she may have a child already, as Ted does specify "the first time". I like Blurry's Courteney Cox guess for now, she had a seriously hard time conceiving last time.

Caz1310 said...

Cassandra I like the Kylie Minogue guess as well..she's gotta be a teeny bit jealous that Danni now has a child. She certainly had a pure image when she was in Neigbours and would have done all sorts of things with Michael Hutchence. As an Aussie she was a megastar..her popularity has dimmed a little and there are many who think she's not so attractive now due to all the botox. I don't think she'd be high profile enough to be one of Ted's BVs...and somewhat think her breast cancer treatment may impede her ability to conceive (?). I share others' thoughts that this could be Jessica Simpson (oh how we wish!). She's certainly done some skanky things with horrible John Mayer. Hang on, I also really really wish this is Maniston. America's sweetheart I don't think she is at all.

The Spie said...

The BV that best fits Jessica Simpson is Impenna Never-Trated. We can't find a better candidate for her than Simpson. If we can, though, I like Simpson for this one.

Mandy said...

I doubt it could be Jessica Simpson. She's not charming at all.

talia said...

since it says "when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices" i don't see this to be hilary swank... and since ted is mentioning a "first time she tried" i believe that's teds way to tell that she already has conceived once (twins possible) but with much effort, without directly eliminating everyone without child. it also doesn't need to be someone with a relationship... i think we need more clues

Brittany said...

Jessica has already been a BV so she can't be this one. I would go along with the Courteney Cox guess but there is no debate over her beauty (she's hot.) Kylie is another great guess too.

Rita, Montreal said...

Following the AIAs: all 3 ladies are over 40, and had seriously and publicly dated very popular musicians.

The closest one is Drew Barrymore, whom during interviews for movies is always the outrageous charmer. As for her starting early, well, she did start drinking at 9 and smoking pot at 11 I think (per her biography many years ago), so usually when dabbling in both, you do get faster to having sex.

Very gross, and sad.

Jill said...

Jessica Simpson FTW

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Amberlea said...

I'm hearing Valley Girl undertones...Grossest.Blind Vice. Ever....like, totally! Immediately Square Pegs comes to mind, so maybe SJP?

hordac said...

Someone needs to think up a good question to ask Ted. I would except I don't seem to ask him the right questions as I never get a response!

Stephanie said...

I. Need. More. Clues.

J said...

I like Alyssa Milano guess. She's recently remarried, was a child star, and is charismatic. Could see her being wild but had to keep her rep on 'Who's the Boss' days. She was also on 'Charmed'. Age fits too--she's 38. And her first husband was a musician. I always thought she was gorgeous though.

Don't see Courteney Cox as charming. Don't believe Drew wouldn't care about appearing virginal. Anyone think Sheryl Crow?

chibbs said...

I think this is Jennifer Love Hewitt -- the AIA's are "Jennifer" (Aniston), (Courtney) "Love", And Nic Sheridan who is a "Desperate Housewife." PerezHilton and a lot of other gossip bloggers call JLH "Jennifer Love Desperate" -- just google that moniker and hundreds of pages pop up.
Other matches in this vice include the fact that JLH started out on Disney's "Kids Incorporated" (re: Ted: "when she was just a kid"), she was supposed to do a show in the early nineties called "Running Wilde" (re Ted" "Wild and Crazy Thing")... Then there was her role in Sister Act II (Nuns = virginal) and Party of Five... She also fits that kind of Valley Girl thing this Blind has going. She's also obsessed with Audrey Hepburn (charmer), and there's always been gossip about her supposed virginity/ sluttiness.
I think this one could be her...?

Rita, Montreal said...

What about the "Like totally" part: sounds like blond Jessica Simpson. Don't think this is SJP or Courtney Cox, the latter had been quite honest with the problems about conceiving in the past, although I do not remember the specifics, it does have to do with her body very naturally killing all her husband's sperm, and she had to take a special protein injection to lower her defense system, or something...

Jessica Simpson sticks more actually because of the tone (it does have a twang to it, no?) and her anal inclinations which have been reported quite widely elsewhere. More than Drew B. whose adventures were quite out in the open, and had tried quite hard to never look innocent. None of the Charmed gals either...

As for Cheryl Crow, I think she would simply adopt again, and she strikes as the kind of gal who would do whatever she wants, and not refer to anyone else. Also, she hit stardom quite late for a singer, she was never on our radar when she was younger: trying to be virginal or not.

Reading through Julep again, it doesn't sound like J.Simpson, but then again, we could be wrong.

Will try for more hints from Ted! Hope he gives us clearer clues.

Rita, Montreal said...

Quite oddly, after re-thinking the virginal part, child actress, as an adult hasn't been quiet on the female body predicaments: Brooke Shields.

Same age bracket as AIAs, used to be quite the stunner, remember Blue Lagoon, and even if she has had 2 kids already, it has always been a struggle, And that is when she had discussed her female troubles after giving birth as well as getting the Baby Blues.

She played Rose and child prostitute, and through gossip, her mother had to get a CERTIFICATE to prove her virginity...

Anyone else seeing this fitting?

hordac said...

LOL Stephanie! I'm reminded of William Shatner. Just who. Is. Cass. Stimulatia? Some seriously good guesses. JLH is another great one. I think she fits on all counts too.

Stephanie said...

hahaha Hordac! I honestly can say I really have no idea who Cass is. I also wanted to say that I never for one second have thought Inpenna Never-Trated is Jessica Simpson. That BV came out years after her separation and even divorce.

Clancy said...

Ted has repeated 'really' and it's italicised then says 'like, totally', making me think more in terms of Drew B as she speaks like this.

He's tricky in his use of language in this bit:

"See, Cass wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid"

as the very fact he says 'by having a kid' would lead you to believe she hasn't had one before, but then what's a 'small domestic situation' if it doesn't include a child? Maybe he's referring to small pets? Small's the operative word here. Could it be referring to Justin Long being small? Long - small = measurements of sorts.

This feels like Drew for me as you can imagine her being silly enough to get herself in this situation.

Maricel said...

I'm thinking Hillary Duff because of the supposed virginal image, plus there's been debate about her attractiveness. Also, she's recently married, if I'm not mistaken.

blurry vice said...

I thought of Brooke Shields yesterday too. But #1 she has 2 kids, had that battle with PP depression so I doubt she wants more. and #2 honestly seeems too classy to blab about something like this. Could be but I doubt it.

Not Jessica Simpson, she was a BV already.

Rita, Montreal said...

Blurry - for Brooke Shields, remember the Michael Jackson drama at his memorial? Definitely rang Ted's bell as being a fake. And when she was a teenager, she had to always defend her partying and her mother proving she was a virgin. Marky-Mark had a date with her once, told everyone they had sex, and out the virginal certificate came out of hiding again. Her mother built her daughter's career on her being the virgin Lolita.

Other guesses though, I know Terri Hatcher has been outed already as a Blind, maybe this is a new one? She does blabb, she has a very small family (her and her daughter), and started young in the business as well.

Same age bracket as AIAs.

mike said...

for some reason i am getting a leann rimes kinda vibe for this one.

here's my reasoning.

the blind makes no reference of being an actor.

ted's only descriptions of Cass:
"outrageous charmer"

"some think she's a looker, others not so much"

"she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes)"

leann rimes has been a singer since childhood.


" wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid"

i think this particular person may not have there own kids, but could be some sort of step parenting situation


"So sorry, Ms. Cassy! Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices, and then nasty Mother Nature gets in on the act, too. No fair!"

i mean i dont think Ted would be so specifically harsh about a woman not having a child based on the hypocrisy of the virgin allegations as he is especially stickin it to her because of the Eddie c situation.

the tone of this sounds like she is deserving of her current predicament, not because of the early behavior, but because of other recent circumstances.

also the title: seems really mean.

chibbs said...

Hmmm... I still like my JLH guess, but Brooke Shields is also a compelling idea. I looked her up a bit, and she did suffer miscarriages and have to have in vitro in order to have babies. The only problem with BS as a guess is Ted's line "currently small domestic situation." I'm not really sure that two children qualifies as "small," really... I mean, right? Two children isn't a large family, but it isn't exactly "small" either... But otherwise, I think BS fits really well for this one.

cassandra said...

the leann rimes guess is perfect i think!

Stephanie said...

Mike - that is an excellent guess. I think Rimes is a perfect fit on all counts. Thanks for the great breakdown.

Tara said...

Mike, I am loving Leann Rimes for this. I like all the points you made through the blind, and he really does not seem sympathetic does he? Since they are shoving their love in everyone's faces, it seems the next step could likely be trying for a family. The only thing is "last time" she tried.....maybe she briefly tried with Dean before she ripped his heart out and stomped it to bits?

Leann Rimes is my favorite for this one, with Love as a distant second. Great guesses, you both. Now let's infiltrate Ted's email for more clues:)

I have to second with blurry on JS, she was a blind quite some time before this came out. She was confirmed as a BV as of 7/09 (see "list of Ted's BV reveals"). Stephanie, I would like some further info on your theory as to why INT may not be JS (other than time frame, Ted can be vague), because I want her for PGZ with Dax Shepard (HH). When Spie challenged me to find another contender for INT, I thought it would be simple, but so far not so much. She and Nick's divorce was official in 7/06, she supposedly cheated prior to that, and then got tossed around the Jackass circle, Dax Shepard, John Mayer, etc. The only other contenders I can seek out would be Christina Applegate or Hilary Swank for INT (divorces in 2007), or Sophia Bush for 2006 along with Jess....will require more substance.

mike said...

thanks ladies!!

blind items are like my new crosswords for mental dexterity.
they're like reading comprehension questions from school - my fav.
i've been watching this site for a while but recently started participating in the chat.
you guys are a great source of discussion, insight, and positivity.

wasn't really relying on the AIA for this one, so not sure how they fit, but thought i would test out my hypothesis.
been thinking in abstract terms, but not really sure how they link, except the AIA are all pretty desperate.

hordac said...

Yeah, Leann Rimes is a good one too. I really hope Ted throws us a crumb in tomorrow's BB. I had thought that by his reference to unpopular sexual choices, he was referring to the actual rear entry action LOL but could very well be her public adultery. Wow this one is a stumper!

Dave said...

I can't agree with the Kylie Minogue guesses at all - she's considered to be very beautiful by almost everyone - more and more so as she gets older.

The first person I thought of for "some think she's a looker, others not so much" makes me think of Kelly Osbourne and I can certainly imagine her blabbing this kind of information.

Apart perhaps from "outrageous charmer", I can't really see anything in the blind to contradict her as a guess. So I say Kelly Osbourne.

Kate16 said...

Dave - I'd say no to Kelly Osborne just because I don't remember her pushing a virginal image.
This sounds to me like a former Disney starlet.

Tara said...

I am not sold on the AIAs meaning much either, but Nicolette and Jen have both dated well known singers, and Courtney is a musician herself. So, Leann is not a stretch in terms of a general music link?

mike said...

i've still been thinking about this blind.
so if not leann, it should be simplified to all essential clues:

may not be the best looking but has charm or charisma.
has tried having kids before in an earlier relationship.
has been a public figure since adolescence with a virgin image.
has been publicly judged for known sexual choices.


also just noticed all the AIA all have blonde hair

Rita, Montreal said...

Mike - I do like the Leann Rimes guess, would fit a lot. Plus, Ted has shown some disdain to her in-your-face attitude. Having said that, I was also thinking of Fergie from the Black-Eyed-Peas.

Stacy Ferguson started young into acting, a TV show where you had to keep up a virginal/Disney like attitude. Plus, she is considered by a lot of bloggers as not that hot (remember the Perez Hilton strife?) Plus she had been trying to get pregnant with Josh Duhamel for quite some time.

The link with AIAs is Grammy winning: Michael Bolton, John Mayer and Nirvana/Kurt Cobain.

As well as the age bracket.

The Spie said...

I don't think this is Fergie. Considering what she's said to the press about her past drug use and general slutting, I think she'd make this public to serve as yet another cautionary tale to her fans, not keep it to an inner circle of friends. She's one of those people who Ted wouldn't consider doing a BV about because she's always laid everything out in the open.

Leann Rimes, on the other hand, yeah, I can see that. Country music does tend to promote the virginal aspect in its younger female stars, even to this day. Until Eddie Cibrian, she had a pristine image, so she fits that part. Plus, we all know that the country scene is as kinky or even kinkier than the rock scene, something Ted has mentioned. I'd buy this being Rimes.

Tara said...

Rita, it is true that Perez makes a spectacle about Fergie's looks, and you either think she is hot or manly. But I have to disagree on the getting pregnant thing, she and Josh are actually waiting for a break in his & her respective schedules to start a family. While she is on top of her game, it is hard to go on hiatus. You never know what the fans will want by the time you return.

Kudos on taking the AIA musical link one step further and adding grammy winner status to that, which would work for Leann too!

Harper, Boston said...

Long-time lurker as well. Finally got a google account so I could post! For this blind-vice I like Christina Aguilera or Ashlee Simpson.

Christina Aguilera - She is blonde. She is a singer who started really young. Really young! The virginal status could be attributed to her Disney involvement. I also remember her suing her first manager for misrepresentation. She didn't want to appear as a "bubble gum pop singer." She later turned "Dirty" in public. She also has 1 kid. She is a grammy winner. Some people think she is pretty and some people (gossip bloggers) think she is very overdone and not attractive. She has made some comments in the past about being bi-sexual. Not sure about the charmer part but with her latest album, she certainly tried to be more outrageous.

I also agree Leann Rimes could fit. I don't think Jessica Simpson is at ALL a good fit for this one. She fits greatest as JJ or PGZ. I agree with previous posters that INT doesn't fit BEST with JS. She had already dated several people when that vice came out and their divorce was never a mystery as to why it happened. She and he had been up to skanky tricks for years by then and she was close to being in her Mayer phase by that post.

Her sister on the other hand does fit.

Ashlee Simpson - She is blonde. She could be considered a singer. Not found attractive by all - nicknamed ASSLee by some. Has 1 child. Has admitted that was more wild than her sister appeared and had to hide who she really was and lived in her sister's "Shadow." One can assume that she possibly hid her sexual activity to please her family. She started performing (dancing in New York)at a very young age.

I can "make her fit" this BV, but in my opinion Aguilera and Rimes are front runners!

Caden Jack said...

I think Mike is absolutely right with the Leann Rimes guess. "Cass" could refer to Mama Cass Eliot who wrote a song entitled "One Way Ticket" -- Leann Rimes had a bit country music hit with "One Way Ticket" when she was young!

mike said...

spie - totally true about country music and virginity - they go hand in hand.

caden - also thought about the cass reference, but great catch on the 'one way ticket' reference.

rita - great find on the AIA grammy winners

let's take it a step further for leann - all blonde women who are linked to grammy winners

Tara said...

Harper, I like your train of thought. It is true that the INT vice came out in 2008 and her divorce was finalized in mid 2006. Ted can just be so vague about time frame, and he glazed over the amount of time lapsed since they'd separated. Something to mull over....

I also don't hate your A Simpson and Aguilera pleas. Rimes is still my fave for this, but if for some reason she is eliminated, we may want to dissect those guesses and JLH more.

Jen said...

I really think this is Shannen Doherty!

Stephanie said...

Hmmm. Hopefully we will get a good question in the BB's this week regarding this one. Has anyone thought of a good question to ask. Watch Ted disqualify Rimes immediately. Hahaha

I still don't hate the Courteney Cox Arquette guess either for Cass, although I don't know much about her early career or image.

The Aguilera guess is good as well I think. Although "charming" is not a word I have ever associated with XTina. Hahaha

Harper, I am loving your thoughts on Jess Simpson...never thought she was INT either.

Tara, I always thought Jess was JJ. I see the possibility of PGZ as well. I wasn't very clear on my reasoning of why I thought Jess isn't INT. I meant the time line in regards to not even just their divorce but making her a vice so far after her peak. When INT came out, Nick and Jess were old news and had both moved on completely. Also, obviously, as supported by earlier thoughts on this blind vice, she wasn't really viewed by many as inexperienced when they got married. I seriously doubt she had no idea "what she was missing." I also agree that the news of their divorce surprised hardly anyone and left very few wondering why or shocked. I just doubt that Ted would have waited close to 3 years to write about her/him when the juicy stuff happened way earlier. No one was still looking for answers.

In my opinion, the only thing about Julep Jiggle and Driscoll Dreamboat that doesn't fit perfectly is the supposed lawsuit. The fact that no lawsuit was ever filed of that nature by ANY celeb in that time frame just confirms to me all-the-more that it is likely them. It's the age old dilemma...how do you prove a negative?

I always thought INT was Sophia Bush. She filed for divorce from her husband and cited fraud for the reason, which left a lot of people guessing why and what on earth does fraud in a marriage entail.

I just wanted to take the time to answer people's questions that had been asked of me on this thread. I shall not venture of the topic of Cass anymore, unless prompted. :) hahaha

hordac said...

oh boy people we got some hints today! Thanks Tara, assuming you are the one that wrote in and got answered! I think Leann Rimes is still our top suspect - not known for acting (she's acted but nothing of note or importance) and not in music NOW (she hasn`t really done any singing lately). What stumps me though is the Rachel Zoe sharp guess! Hmmm, reality show or designer angle...

Tara said...

Stephanie, I need to refresh on JJ and DD. I was actually hoping SB was INT, because then that would mean that CMM was the lightswitch peen guy, which serves him right for messing around on her with Slurpa.

From your and Harper's arguments, I think I will focus on Sophia for INT (though we all know her costar biz was not with Austin Nichols) and try to make Jess fit as PGZ or JJ.

The only thing that got me with Aguilera was that she was around the same time as Britney, who claimed to still have her V card, and yet was not claiming purity....even being linked with Fred Durst (who we all know likes alternative forms of sex), which would fit. Then again, Britney went there too, so that doesn't have much substance as an argument.

Rita, Montreal said...

So following Ted`s BBs, we have to think more in the lign of someone dressing others, not in acting,and not really or necessarily anymore/that much in music. I know she is another BV, but this fits so much Jessica Simpson!

Or maybe this could be Paris Hilton's new BV, seeing how he had revealed his BV about killing her pooches.

hordac said...

Yeah, Simpson fits in most ways but can anyone say that Jess is less attractive than Rachel Zoe - Ted would not agree with that for sure, even if he thought she was chubby (and there is no way IMHO she can be considered that way either but Hwood standards are not normal I realize).

cassandra said...

after reading the BB's for some reason kelly cutrone came to my mind

Stephanie said...

Hahaha Tara. CMM looks like the light switch type to me!!! ;)

Stephanie said...

Hahaha Tara. CMM TOTALLY looks like the light switch type to me!!! :)

Marmi said...

Based on today's Bitch-Back, it's gotta be someone who is a reality star, known to date in the music biz, and is seen as hot by some and not by others.

Tara said...

I am mad that Ted has peed on our Leann Rimes parade. Cassandra I like that guess....however Kelly VERY unexpectedly had her only daughter, and has said she is good with the one. That is a good guess! I am conflicted with that. On a similar note, Lizzie Grubman might work.

So someone who is a stylist, PR rep, agent, manager, something of sorts, or a reality TV personality. Who gave Crescent K herps? Maybe we need to know if CS and CK have ever crossed paths.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Rachel Zoe Cass Stimulatia? She is 'rather small' and currently trying to have a baby...
–Moghedian

Dear Grossest Blind Vice Ever Guesser:
Actually, that is a razor-sharp hunch, sugar-puss, but, not quite correct. You're definitely in the right oeuvre of celebrity, for sure. Think a tad less…attractive."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Would you say Cass Stimulatia is known for her acting or is she in the music business?
–Tara

Dear Blind Bat:
God no and not exactly."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Cass Stimulatia Paris Hilton? Such a rich families concern for their spoiled offspring's who were raised to get married, host dinner parties and charity events.
—Ale

Dear S--t Don't Stink:
Nope, Pare-poo has already been a Vice a while back."

Tara said...

Sorry Hordac our streams got crossed on that one....I think we answered around the same time so I didn't catch your comment the other day. I did ask that question and I was bummed when I saw the answer, but I am not ready to let go completely....she really is not "in" the music business currently. Guess we have to pull a little more out of Ted on this one....

Jessica said...

Khloe Kardashian told the latest issue of Life and Style that she has been having a hard time getting pregnant. I could totally see this being her.

ellyjelly said...

Rachel Zoe made me think Tori Spelling, but I got no idea how she could fit otherwise. I feel sort of let down that it wasn't Rimes, hah!

cassandra said...

maybe this is one of the real housewives? i dont watch the shows, but i think this is someone from a reality show and all those women seem not very attractive.

Kimber said...

Christina Aguilera fits. But I was wondering about the "Rachel Zoe ouvre" type star, which doesn't fit with CA. What about Giuliana Rancic -- she too has her own reality show with the original winner of The Apprentice and haven't they been trying to get pregnant for like 2 years?

Tara said...

I thought about Giuliana when I saw the preview for their show the other day. Maybe that is what Ted is referring to (oevre of celeb)--reality star--as opposed to stylist or behind the scenes person. Oevre means work/body of work, so it is either a reality tv star, which Rachel obvs gets paid for, or maybe glam squad (stylist, hair, makeup) of some sorts. Knowing Ted, he loves being vague, so I would venture to say the former.

Rita, Montreal said...

Maybe another Rachel, like that Cooking with Rachel thing: Rachel Ray I think?

She had a pretty wild past, her lawyer of a husband even more so with his fetishes.

Maybe trying for a family. I don't watch her show, but maybe she has been sharing her struggle to conceive? Anyone knows more about this gal?

Clancy said...

Could the virgin reference be related to a religious thing rather than the Disney line of thought?

I thought of Paula Abdul (not relating it to the above) but I guess she's too old for kids now, being 48.

Clancy said...

Following this religious virginal theory - how about Anne Heche?

"Her father was an organist, church founder, Baptist minister, and choir director."

She switched teams and it's believed she was straight all along, possibly causing derision from Ted, hence his somewhat snarky comments.

I also thought this bit:

" ... it's really a shame she's having these current problems—mostly of the physical kind. Ya know, girl stuff."

Especially the word 'mostly' sort of didn't rule out other problems, ie her psychiatric problems in the past.

Clancy said...

Oops, just realised this one's not known for her acting.

LMS130 said...

This sounds like Khloe Kardashian all the way. She's been very public about her and Lamar's struggle to get pregnant...they've been trying for a year according to the article on Yahoo today. Also fits....reality star, fashion connection (E!s Fashion Police), "outrageous" charmer, and is arguably less attractive than Rachel Zoe. Also, I think she's one of the few people that seems crude enough to tell this disgusting story. What do you think?

Michelle said...

I like the Khloe guess but I have another guess-maybe a kind of out there guess. Come with me to Crazytown for a bit, won't you?

It's this paragraph that has me completely hung up:
"Bacteria most likely got into Cass's reproductive system when she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes). So Cass made all the boys slept with agree to anal sex only, thereby remaining, supposedly, a virgin". I've had it in my head that this could mean this person was some kind of child star or has at least been in the limelight since they were very young. But maybe it just means she was in a mind set that many misguided teens are at that time and Ted phrased it that way to throw us off..? If I take this piece out, I find myself guessing Rachael Ray for this.

Stuff that fits to me:
"Outrageous charmer"-This could be said of Ray Ray. Before we all wanted to beat her with her bottle of EVOO (or is that just me?)we all thought she was cute as a button.

Same "ouevre" as Rachel Zoe-non scripted Television

"Not exactly in the music business"-Ray's husband, John Cusimano is a lawyer but is more known for being in a band.

Does not currently have any children.

Also, a previous poster mentioned the age of the AIAs and she fits with that. I usually ignore them but in this case it supports my theory, so I'll go with it ;)

Michelle said...

Oooh, Rita! Just now seeing your post! I agree totally. I've been mulling this blind over for days and Rachael Ray was the first guess I had that I even felt comfortable adding to the mix!

Michelle said...

Oh, I'm about to shoot down my own guess here, but I'm recalling a recent interview where Rachael Ray said she didn't want any kids. That doesn't always mean anything but it does take the wind out of my sails a bit!

moncarlblom said...

Regarding the Rachel Zoe AIA: Tyra Banks is in modeling/design. Tyra was in Coyote Ugly. LeAnn sang the hit theme song from Coyote Ugly "Can't Fight the Moonlight". Rimes still fits to me.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I know you aren't going to out the poor girl, but I am writing anyway. Jennifer Love Hewitt is Cass Stimulatia. Honestly, I fear that I really do have too much time on my hands if I am combing through IMDB for information regarding a Blind Vice on a Friday night. Oh yeah, I live in Iowa.
—Iowa City Jen

Dear I-OWE-YA:
That's actually not a bad guess girlfriend. But JLH's biggest problems are here career not...down there."

blurry vice said...

just putting this out there

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b203222_bill_giuliana_rancic_we_had_miscarriage.html

Michelle said...

As for G. Pandi, I kinda like her for this, but I'm not completely convinced.

I see the non scripted TV connection to Rachel Zoe and also the fact that they are both super thin (IMHO).

What is the music biz connection? The fact that she interviews musicians?

When Ted was asked if the person acted, he responded "God No" which makes me think she has either attempted acting and failed miserably or they are the type of person you would just never want to see even try to act. That leaves me still leaning toward my Ray Ray guess even after I disproved it. ;)

Sue said...

what about Katherine Heigl, she adopted didn't she? could explain the reference to the last time she tried...
she was in a few things as a teenager, like Under Siege 2 and Roswell, so could fit the assumption of child star.
And isn't her husband a musician?

Rita, Montreal said...

Hey Michelle, just checked your posts. Following the same ligne of work, I would think Rachel Ray, we`re on the same page there chica! However, her speaking publicly about not having children does not exclude her, between then and now, and between what is said and what is real: Big Diff. Huge!

For Sue - Ted`s answer to one of the guesses about bv being an actor was: No way! Although Heigle in almost everybod`s book is a bad actress, I don`t think Ted will exclude her absolutely from acting... What do you think?

Michelle said...

Sue: I really like that guess!! Fits almost everything to a T. Only problem there is Heigl is known for her acting and Ted says that's not the case for this person. Also, I don't know about your opinions, but I wouldn't necessarily say I consider Katherine Heigl to have a very debateable level of attractiveness. She seems right up there with the Hollywood standard.

Michelle said...

You're right, Rita! While I'm at it, I might as well just say that John Travolta is straight! He said he was, you guys!! ;)

That comment about not wanting kids may have been RRs way of not having to talk about THIS, which I could completely understand!!

hordac said...

I still think Leann Rimes fits. Her acting has fizzled and she has not put out any CD's lately, at least not my knowledge, which would fit Ted`s answer. But Rachel Zoe connection is not clear at all. I don`t quite like the Rachael Ray guess because I would consider her way more attractive than Rachel Zoe, but she does fit the curvy part. I think I'll try to email Ted and see if I can get Leann eliminated...

Michelle said...

I just emailed to ask him about Rachael Ray too. If it's not her, I'd love him to get her out of my head so I can focus somewhere else. I hope he finds it a really ludicrous guess that he will have a fun time shooting down and give a definitive answer. I also considered asking him if it was Sandra Lee, to see what he'd give me for that. :)

I've never been fully on board with the Leann Rimes guess. I think a lot of cool easter egg clues have been found relating to her, but I don't think it can be denied that the foundation of her career is in the music business-even though people are paying more attention to her scandalous personal life these days.

Rita, Montreal said...

Same thing here on Leann R. If Ted has shot down any acting or singing star and had more appropriately thought Rachel Z. to be a very close guess, than we should really concentrate on the reality show business, or the business of clothing. A bit of a bummer really, for I too thought after reading some of the posts here that Leann was a slam-dunk.

hordac said...

guys, what is Ted's email address? The link doesn't work for me and I can't find an actual address for him anywhere on the awful truth.

Michelle said...

In the auto-response I got, it says tedcasablanca@eonline.com

hordac said...

makes sense lol! thanks Michelle.

Rita, Montreal said...

Hey Michelle, hope Ted answers you tomorrow, we gotta have more clues on this one, our guesses are all over the map. Good luck chica on getting yours posted in the bbs!

Michelle said...

Thanks Rita! I agree-we really are all over the place with this one, so hopefully he narrows it down. He's posted me in the bbs once and has shunned me since, so we'll see. :)You have the magic touch for that, I think, aren't you the one who got three in one day??

Rita, Montreal said...

Yep. And twice in others. yeah, tooting my own horn. But to be fair, I don't necessarily send about BVs, more about current H-town affairs. Maybe you can oreo cookie your requests? send a blind vice question between 2 current gossips? fingers crossed!

Man, I know often people state that AIAs are not indicators, but most of the time I think they are. So are those AIAs dressed by the same Blind, are represented by Cass, or had any business with her? this will bother me until we narrow down possibilities.

chibbs said...

I think I like the Khloe Kardashian guesses some of you have been writing in...
- "some think she's a looker, others not so much"
- then there's the insinuation that Cass is a little bit valley girl ("like totally!) which fits Khloe
- "her rather currently small domestic situation"could be a playful way of pointing out he Kardashians' small sizes (Kim and Kourtney are like 5 feet tall), and that her baby with a basketball player would make it quite a lot larger!
- Khloe and Odom have struggled to conceive
-"at least appear she was a virgin": The trio released a jewelry line for 'VIRGINS, Angels, and Saints' in 2010.

Khloe is on Reality TV, she 'joined Miami Top 40 Mainstream outlet WHYI for a weekly four-hour talk /entertainment program,' which is "sort of" linked to a music career because she is "sort of" playing on the radio all the time (just not singing)!
She is a close link to someone like Rachel Zoe because of her and Kourtney's D-A-S-H clothing boutique... in Calabasas. Doesn't "Calabasas" sound like "Cass"? Or is that kind of a stretch? LOL

I think this might be Khloe (or even Kourtney) Kardashian like some of you others have guessed. I don't really like the Giuliana Rancic guess, and it sounds like Leann Rimes is out (along with JLH. Booo!).

Thoughts?

Michelle said...

Rita, I'm one who ignores the AIAs, not necessarily because they don't provide info, but because they send me down the analysis rabbit hole a little bit and I wind up focusing less on the more obvious clues! Plus, sometimes Ted's idea of a "close" guess and mine are very different. He can be so good at misdirection!

I still like the idea someone else posted-that the AIAs are people who've been in a relationship with a musician. Can't imagine what else Courtney Love and Jennifer Aniston might have in common (except maybe the tampon thing...?!? ;)

Rita, Montreal said...

Michelle, that was me about who posted about the grammy-winning musicians as a common link to all those AIAs.

Come on Ted, give us more answers!

Rita, Montreal said...

I'm in the BBs, dissing Gaga.

Michelle said...

Wow, Rita! You've got a streak going, girl! I totally agree with your comment too.

That being said, can we all agree: Least Informative Bitch-Back EVER..?? Ted gave us NOTHING.

I like your "oreo" idea, Rita and I also think if we want to get anything from Ted that's actually useful, we'll have to take a cue from the brilliance of The Spie's Pepper Harthman question. If Ted had answered Yes to that question he would've given us EVERYTHING without having to actually confirm anything. I think Ted would've loved to have been able to do that which is why he published the question. I'm not sure that had much entertainment value for anyone else except Ted and anyone else who was following the line of thinking behind the question. Ted's "Why would you think that?" at the end of his answer....so coy!! He knows exactly why you think that, because he or someone who works for him is obviously reading here.

Rita, Montreal said...

Absolutely agree Michelle, and thanks. However, I CANNOT wait for the sisters to post the Toothy Tile galore Ted has thron our way today.

TO THE SISTERS: Do you think Ted is taking cue from your site and re-organizing his blinds the same way, with links, and eliminations?

I have to say, I love what he has done this morning with Toothy`s blinds!

Rita, Montreal said...

Was in the bbs this mornining about Pete Priss-Ass, and I got a non answer! whish Ted would clear things up a tad more.

Rita, Montreal said...

This is very odd in relation to the BV:

http://www.popsugar.com/Rumors-Rachel-Zoe-Pregnant-11305709

As well as Ted's answer on Rachel Zoe?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Cass Stimulatia Victoria Beckham? You said she wasn't famous for her acting/movie career, and you wouldn't say she's mostly known for her singing either. She's a "relatively" small lady. Some thinks she's attractive and some really, really don't. How about it?
—Sugarsnap


Dear Cass-strated:
Sorry, babe. Nice try, but Vic already has a Vice and it's got nothing to do with her baby-making abilities. Plus, way to be harsh on the Posh! People don't bash her looks that much, Sugarsnap!"

hordac said...

Bloody hell Ted! I bet ten of us wrote in to him with our top suspects and he answers one about Posh?? Sheesh! He's liking the debate this one has sparked up.

cassandra said...

maybe this is emma bunton (baby spice) she actually has diagnosed endometriosis though, so that might be too obvious..

Rachel said...

It looked like in yesterday's BB's Ted said that none of the Kardashians have Vices. I would like to discuss/disprove Kelly Osbourne as a possibility. Consider the following:
"some think she's a looker, others not so much"
wanted to appear a virgin, when she was really young. Kelly was really young when The Osbournes was on the air.
She was on reality TV, like Rachel Zoe.
She's not in the music business, but was on a reality show with her dad who is.

LMS130 said...

That was me that asked the Kardashian question. I was hoping he would reveal that one has a BV since we know they didn't as of awhile ago. Sounds like they still don't. (Side note: does Ted ever write blinds about E! celebs or are they off limits?). I emailed him today to find out more about the husband/boyfriend. Maybe we will find some clues there.

Kelly Osbourne seems like a good guess and fits several of the clues. I don't think she's dating anyone at the moment though so it would be odd if she was trying to get pregnant.

Jamee said...
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Jamee said...

I've always pretty much assumed that Ted will not have a vice about anyone at E!. I'm sorry, but if the Kardashes weren't on E!, you better believe he would go off on them for their ridiculous publicity whoring. They are the worst, the whole family. Considering how much he bashes Kate Bosworth for not being famous for anything, at least she was in some movies back in the day. Kim made a sex tape and now they're on reality TV. Yes, they did shit with that diet pill and okay Kim has a perfume. But please. Ted talks on and on about how they're sassy and savvy business people blah blah blah. Psh, okay! That's why I will also eliminate G Rancic. The fact that he didn't put her in the "Eat a burger" gallery from today's post only affirms that to me.

And I have to disagree with Kelly Osbourne. She's like 25. Cass has tried before to have a baby, and the only relationship I know of KO is being engaged to some 19 year old before. I don't see it.Think older.

hordac said...

He'll only do an E person if they piss him off. Agreed, he kisses the Kardashian respective asses alot!

Brittany said...

I'm pretty sure Ted did an E! BV a while ago. Back when Debbie Matenopolous was on the D10 she was a perfect fit for Traceless Turncoat. She's such an idiot (which is why she was fired from the View) and just one day without any mention was gone from the D10.

Also Ted confirmed a while ago that some E! workers were indeed BVs.

The Spie said...

You also have to remember the first Pete Priss-Ass blind, where Ted went after a fellow E! employee for blowing off his wedding. That was thought to be Jules Asner.

butterscotch03 said...

Dear Ted:
Wish I could get Cass Stimulata's nasty story off my mind...but it's so gross that I just have to know more. Is Cass's husband/boyfriend also famous? Does he know the real reason she isn't getting pregnant?

Dear Poopfully Concerned:
Yes, Cass' significant other is considered famous. And I'd be surprised if he knew everything there is to know about her past ways.

Tara said...

My favorite contenders according to the recent BB are : Giuliana, Ashlee Simpson (kind of just being a mom right now), Leann Rimes (if you are willing to consider that she has not released an album since 2007 as "not exactly" in the music business), and I stole Robin Antin from another site, because she is a reality star, not directly in the music biz but related, and is together with McG, a big director and producer (Charlies Angels, a Mission Impossible and much more).

Let's eliminate Leann Rimes. Spie, what's a good way to do that?

Brittany said...

...but I like Leann for this. I also thought Paula Abdul but I'm not so sure myself on that one. I don't think this is Ashlee Simpson. Her last kid resulted in a shotgun wedding. I'm pretty sure that one was an accident.

Tara said...

I do too, Brittany. I need to clarify my statement-- I want to see if we can get Ted to answer something that would encourage or eliminate Leann from our list of possibilities. She is my fave for CS and I can't like anyone else as much for this until she is eliminated!

Spie is really good at asking without asking, tricking Ted into answering. For instance, in the Pepper Harthman case, he asked whether PH knew Charmaine Chuck Up, who we suspect to be Gisele Bundchen...he said no, thus eliminating or strongly discouraging Tom Brady for PH. I was thinking we may need an alternate route to squeeze more info from Ted. We know she has a famous/semi-famous partner and she could possibly be a reality star or work in entertainment, but not an actress and not EXACTLY in the music biz....we still need more to put it to sleep for a while.

I threw Ashley back in because some made a good case for Jessica earlier, and Pete Wentz has openly talked about their butt sex fun time. But I agree that she probably doesn't have fertility probs being that her wedding was after she got prego. She did grow up with all the same "values" as Jess, therefore giving reason to why she would consider trying to keep the facade of virginity. She is not the best candidate, but there are things that match with the JS argument.

hordac said...

I flat out asked Ted if this was LeAnn, no response. I'm really starting to think this is her. But there is just no Rachel Zoe connection there. But I can't see anyone being Cass that did not have a virginal image out there.

Michelle said...

I flat out asked him on Rachael Ray too and nothin'. Maybe Ted thinks he's been giving away too much lately??

Maybe I'm wrong, but I haven't really been considering people with kids because of Ted's statement of "currently rather small domestic situation"...granted, small in relation to what?? The Duggars?? I don't know-that's Ted :)For this I have been thinking it is either a couple without kids or an unattached woman trying to get pregnant via IVF from a donor. The fact that Ted said the husband was "considered" famous, still keeps Rachael Ray on my list. Fans of his band would consider him famous but Ted did not outright call him a celebrity. Wish he'd give us something we could use!! I agree that after all the questions we sent, him choosing to answer the Posh one, was just plain uncalled for!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Wish I could get Cass Stimulata's nasty story off my mind...but it's so gross that I just have to know more. Is Cass's husband/boyfriend also famous? Does he know the real reason she isn't getting pregnant?
—L

TWITTER: Follow Ted!

Dear Poopfully Concerned:
Yes, Cass' significant other is considered famous. And I'd be surprised if he knew everything there is to know about her past ways."

The Spie said...

Tara: I think that, for this one, we might need to use the Point A To Point C Technique. Ask him straight out, "Does Leann Rimes' BV have to do with her cheating?" Since he's never stated whether or not Rimes is a BV, that puts him in the position of confirming whether or not she's a BV in the first place, then if she is, what type of BV it is. If he answers that, then we start nibbling at Rimes.

Tara said...

Word, Spie. Let's see if he bites.....

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Cass Stimulatia known for publicly discussing her personal hygiene and bodily function habits?
—Ky

TWITTER: Follow @theawfultruth

Dear Poop Scoop:
Unless you're one of her BFFs, you obviously wouldn't have heard of Cass's problems down under. But if you're one of her poor gal-pals, it's probably all you do hear about. So gross!"


guess this eliminates jenny mccarthy.

Clancy said...

Christina Ricci?

http://www.hollyscoop.com/christina-ricci/christina-ricci-wants-to-get-pregnant_14870.aspx

Not very current but getting desperate.

sistah2 said...

I am late to the game here, but immediately I thought Jessica Simpson!

LMS130 said...

Today's BB says she is "weirdly famous" in the same way as Nicole Ritchie. What makes her famous in a different way than others? Famous parents? Reality show? Tabloid favorite?

What about Tori Spelling? I know she has two kids already, but she seems to fit pretty well.

Rita, Montreal said...

Didn`t he also say that Cass`s last name Stimulata should give us a BIG lead?

Courtney Cox?
I do not to be crude, but who would have a last name that would mean stimulation? Sexual I`m guessing... Nothing about Rimes (who at the moment is not married, as Ted has answered often, Cass is) or Simpson (also not married) is stimulating... rings a bell, tickles a dong to anyone?

AshleyG said...

Okay well after Teds BB answer today im going to say we need to look more at socialites, etc., no more actress/artist guesses, all my ideas are out now! Rita, im pretty sure Ted answered a ? And said that Maribeth Bush's last name is a big hint, not CS's. So maybe someone who is known more for just who she is not what shes done professionally. Back to the drawing board I go!

sistah2 said...

I seem to recall Jessica S talking about this on Howard Stern a few years ago..about this weird habit of hers - I will have to check with my husband on this, but I think she admitted as much to Howard S. so I think its her.

Clancy said...

I'm going to the UK for my latest tester: Katie Price aka Jordan.

Like the other AIAs, who were all involved with singers, she was married to Peter Andre and is now engaged or married to a cross-dressing cage fighter, Alex Reid ("Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices"). Peter Andre could arguably be popped in that category too!

She's not an actor, she's ultimately famous for being famous "like Nicole Richie".

She's "not exactly" in the music business: she competed in Eurovision, did some duets with Peter then launched her own singing career which failed miserably and she hasn't been back to it since, focusing on her books and various crappy product launches instead.

"Her significant other is considered famous". This is questionable as, although Peter Andre is somewhat famous, and would match this description, she's no longer with him and I don't think Alex would be considered famous.

I can imagine some thinking she's good-looking, what with the big boobs and all, while others are turned off by her fakeness.

The charmer thing doesn't quite ring true, unless she's charmed the pants off everyone in the States. She could have been virginal but she's not known for that part of her history.

Hmm.

hordac said...

Wow, I give up on this one. I am officially and overwhelmingly stumped. Could it be anyone from the Hills? Sorry if this has been suggested and shot down already.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Is Nicole Richie Cass Stimulatia?
—S


Dear Overly Stimulated:
No, but a very good-guess on the weirdly famous part."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Why so little scoop about your newest members of the B.V. family, Meribeth Bush and Cass Stimulatia? Surely your fans must be as curious as I am to hear more! Can you drop a few hints, pretty please? Who is the more famous of the two? Who's older? Are they known for being film actors or TV?
—Lisa

Dear B.V. Devoted:
Not much more to say on Cass, super sad story, sorry. As for Meribeth, cannot believe no one's gotten this one. Bigass hint in her last name, girlfriends."

Clancy said...

Can someone pls point me to the Meributh Bush link? It's not on the side panel. Thanks :)

Jamee said...

yes it is--it's spelled mAribeth bush though, with an A, so that may be why you can't find it :)

chibbs said...

okay... what about PEACHES GELDOF? This is my third guess!

1- famous socialite daughter of Bob Geldof ("sorta" known for music, "weirdly famous")

2- has been married but is now divorced and dating Eli Roth (author, "considered famous")

3- used to be a contributor for 'Elle Girl', thus the link to fashion/design

4- is supposedly also a "model" but most people think she is unattractive

Don't know how she fits into AIA's really -- she's British like Sheridan, models for Courtney Love's fashion line, and uh, I don't know for Jen Aniston.

I think we're dealing with a famous socialite of sorts here, like Nicole Ritchie, as Ted keeps hinting. A sorta-famous socialite daughter of a well-known musician.

Michelle said...

Until he nots Rachael Ray, I haven't 100% given up on her. Stubborn that way, I guess, since the more recent clues do seem to be pointing away from her.

I like the Katie Price guess. I think someone needs to get him to eliminate her. I'd do it myself but he's been ignoring me these days ;)

I'd go for the Peaches guess but I don't think Eli Roth fits...he's pretty famous, isn't he? Hanging with Quentin Tarantino and writing all those nasty slasher flicks? I think he even acted in something recently.

Clancy said...

I'm intrigued by Ted's comment:

"Not much more to say on Cass, super sad story, sorry."

I'm wondering if it means she can't have kids/anymore kids. Perhaps he's just sorry he can't give anymore clues away. Maybe we're so hot on it he's burning. Sssssss!

Clancy said...

Thanks for that Jamee - I spelt it MeribUth too! How embarrassing.

Rita, Montreal said...

Michelle, I too have come to the conclusion that Ted's answers are leading Rachel Ray's way. However for Katie Price, since Perez Hilton talks about her everyfreaking day, Ted ignores her very existance. Have you ever read about her on his blolumn? Usually his vices are about stars he had covered.

For a while, he had been covering Rachel Ray's bad attitude towards staff and fans, stopped though for the last couple of months.

Rita, Montreal said...

Blurry: Rachel Zoe dresses Nicole Ritchie, or used to, Nicole dumped her publicly stating that she was responsible for her body thinnification issues, that was the first time I've ever heard about Rachel Zoe. Shouldn't we be looking at Rachel's list of celebrity, or reality celebrities?

I know I've said it before, but after his answer on Nicole Ritchie, there must be a link somewhere.

In accordance with AIAs' common link, and in connection to Rachel Zoe, the blind's significant other should be in the music business.

Does anybody watch Rachel Zoe's show?

Michelle said...

Rita, you're right-Perez is the only reason I even know who Katie Price is. :) I can't find anything that eliminates her, but you are right that I can't imagine Ted's readership caring that much about her, either.

hordac said...

Boy, I am so getting mixed up between Cass and Maribeth Bush! I was about to offer up Gwen Stefani for this one due to the fact that Gavin is in "Bush". Ha, ha, except for the not attractive part, she actually fits, well, she's not weirdly famous, she is deservedly famous. Ha ha, I think I need to go to bed...

Rita, Montreal said...

Good night Hordac. I was getting mixed up too about both Cass and Bush (just see my comment above about Bush and Cox!). But learned to differentiate the two, when thinking Cass, it is actually about the bush, or rather the tush, and Bush is actually about the cash. yeah, good night.

Rita, Montreal said...

In the BBs this morning dissing Perez, houhou! Hope he answers the other posts about Cass that I have sent.

However, he had eliminated Brooke Shields which was my guess in the beginning... thanks Texasmum!

hordac said...

Right on Rita, good way to differentiate the two BV's ha ha! At least Ted is eliminating some more people for this one. Maybe this is someone who has modelled? He said that Brooke wasn't too bad of a guess.

Rita, Montreal said...

For Brooke, who had a very weird Childhood: she played a nine-year old hooker, then the Blue Lagoon. All the while her mother promoting her to be a virgin. If Brooke Shields is not a bad guess, plus she is married to a music man, then we must look to a previously famous child star, with not much to do lately, married to a music man, or dating one.

Kitty Catnip said...

Is Tori Spelling a bad idea for Cass? When she was promoting virginity through Donna on 90210 I thought she, or her dad, was also promoting her as a virgin? Two kids isn't really a small domestic situation but the other clues seem to fit....

Rita, Montreal said...

Sure Tori would fit, but it seems to me that Cass has no kids, or I would think at the most 1, for nowadays, except for Octomom and the Duggars, a big family is with 2 children...

BTW, Tori never pretended to be a virgin, her father cast her and stuck her in that role on 90210. However, it has been well documented that she and all the 90210 were very much in the sex drugs, well and more drugs, out in the open. She fought her father hard for Donna finally losing her virginity!

Clancy said...

I'm thinking Ted's language in this may be a bit of a giveaway.

"... poor darlin' Ms Stimulata ..."

"So sorry, Ms. Cassy!"

"Ain't it a bitch ... "

Plus the virginal thing. Could this be someone from America's south?

He keeps saying 'sorry' too.

"Not much more to say on Cass, super sad story, sorry" / "So sorry, Ms. Cassy!" Could this mean something too?

Sounds like she could be a bit of a princess too: "No fair!" Can see a pout in that.

My next guess, totally unrelated, is Kate Moss who went out with Pete Doherty. " ... when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices."

Clancy said...

Kate is a model, was shot young and virginal looking for Calvin Klein. Pete was in the music industry, the guy she's now married to, Jamie Hince, is in a band and she's always at festivals hanging out with musicians.

Other thoughts - something in Ted's post makes me think she's done a big 'change of mind' thing in her life of some sort. "...deciding the front entry WAS what she wanted after all."

Kitty Catnip said...

I agree that it seems Cass has at most one child. I've asked Ted all kinds of ways if she has any but no response. That would help us narrow down the possibilities.

Rita, Montreal said...

Clancy, although Kate Moss would be a great guess, and she has a new clothing line out, which would be the "very-close guess" that was Rachel Z.

But Moss never played virginal, if memory serves, she is the first one that CK used for his ads that started the grunge look: skinny white girl, topless, looking doped out of her head. Nothing virginal in that...

The Brooke Shields connection would actually be a child star, who starred in movies that would be a bit tantalizing for her age, but at the time had promoted abstinence. à la Britney Spears. NOT SAYING THIS IS BS. But same MO.

sistah2 said...

I still think its fits Jessica Simpson to a T. just wondering if she has a semi famous BF right now though. that was one of Ted's hints no?

Rita, Montreal said...

Sistah2 - JS is starting to look better and better, specially with her clothing and accessory lines. But wasn't she another blind? One when she was still married, or in the middle of her separation.

As for JS's new boyfriend, he is an ex football player, who quit business school to live off her. So could we say, that he is somewhat recognized? I wouldn't really know, not necessarily a follower of all things football. Although if you go on TMZ, you would probably find his bio there, for they had covered him when he first appeared on JS's arm.

doctormo said...

What about Anna Paquin?
The child actor hypothesis fits.
Her role in True Blood definitively gives her this Southern girl vibe and charmer personality.
There is MUCH debate on her looks (which, personally, really don't do it for me!).
And, that last sentence with the sexual choice debate, well, she did just come out not that long ago about being a bisexual gal...
I think she could be a pretty decent guess.

doctormo said...

Oops never mind, just read the other hints...Sorry!

Rachel said...

Ashlee Simpson Wentz fits well...

She would be my first guess - around the same age as Nicole Richie, only has one child, and her husband is famous.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I've been reading your column for ages, but this is the first time I've written. In addition to two rescue dogs and a rescue kitty, my hubby also rescued a hen, which has recently begun blessing us with eggs. All of this ovulation got me thinking about Cass Stimulatia. I would like to venture a guess of Brooke Shields? Am I remotely close?
—Texasmum

Dear Pass on Cass:
Nope. Not the worst guess I've heard, but you're still not close to pegging the down-on-her-luck lady. Kisses to your rescue pets!"

hordac said...

Ted eliminated Rachael Ray today, but again he says not a bad guess! Rita, you are getting a lot of responses from Ted's BBs today for your guesses!

Nicole said...

What about Coco, Ice-T's wife?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
A huge fan of yours from Down Under. Trying to figure out Cass Stimulatia's identity is driving me crazy! Is she Rachael Ray?
—Megs

Dear Something Smells Fishy:
Nope! But not a bad guess. Not bad at all."

Rita, Montreal said...

Hey Hordac - it is good to get some answers! Ted is supposed to tweet about Maribeth Bush, since I do not have an account, for those who do, keep your eyes open. Wrote him also about Victoria Beckham, let's hope we get more clues!

I am still stomped on this Blind though, what is close to Rachel Ray and Rachel Zoe?
- First name Rache
- Reality shows

what else? I don`t watch that many reality shows, is this giving any realtiy fans any hints?

Tara said...

The thing about Jessica Simpson that eliminates her in my mind is that she was confirmed as a BV in '09, long before this blind came out. She could totally fit, but if we are going off of past clues and BV confirmations directly from Ted, she is eliminated.

I was thinking about how Ted keeps reconfirming that she is weirdly famous, not conventional. So being an actress or singer would not go with that train of thought. What about Kendra Wilkinson? Wild past, wanting to get into porn and playboy from a young age, into drugs early in life? Weirdly famous for being Hugh Hefner's 3rd girlfriend, then playboy centerfold and reality star. I know she had her baby before she married Hank, but that does not prove or disprove any problems or complications. He is also famous, in his own right, being a reality star now and an NFL player.

sistah2 said...

EXCEPT the reasons I think this IS Jessica Simpson are:
1. Ted claims he never would re-name a celeb in a new BV if they already have one; however only if that BV was never solved right? This is confusing but if its been 'solved' on some level I thought in Ted's twisted BV logic, he can start anew again with another name and BV.
2, the description fits her to a T
3. Its seems definite by teds story that this woman has no kids yet - elims alot of the guesses here
4. I heard on Howard Stern a few years ago that she admitted to this exact story

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am absolutely loving the new Blind Vices you've decided to post (Cass Stiumlatia, Maribeth Bush, etc.) Thank you! I absolutely loved Dawson's Creek many years ago, and I was wondering, has Katie Holmes ever been a Blind Vice?
—cinnamongirl

Dear Joey Potter-Head:
Nope, and if she did, it definitely wouldn't be either of the two you listed. Just because you're married to a Vicer doesn't mean that you've made it to the Blind Big Leagues yourself."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I think I've emailed you over a dozen times, but you never post my email in a Bitch-Back. Even my dog Snoopy is not happy. Though, it's hard to stay mad at you. Anyway my question is: Are the rumors true that Beyoncé is pregnant? Has she been a Blind Vice? Has Jay-Z? I get an odd feeling from them.
—Snoopy's Mom

Dear Baby Queen B:
No baby onboard yet—or so they say. Total bummer, too. Still say that would be the best baby ever. Could you imagine how fierce B would be as a mama? Dressing her little one in mini leotards and teaching her the "Single Ladies" choreography."


- Beyonce as Cass?

Clancy said...

Interesting! "bummer" is a giveaway, but I think it's a red herring. Nothing about Beyonce's fame is weird.

Tara said...

Beyonce, Jessica Simpson, Anna Paquin, and Kate Moss are all famous for normal celebrity things--B is a singer and actress, Jessica was a singer, now also known for reality TV and designing clothing/accessories, Anna is an academy award/golden globe winning actress, and Kate is one of the most infamous supermodels to ever walk the earth. They became famous in the regular way, regardless of press or ups and downs since. It would definitely be worth finding out if Cass had ever had a previous BV, as Sistah makes a good case for her, but it is my understanding that from 09-10, Jess was never revealed as INT or any other BV.

Ross Family Five said...

Any chance Mariah Carey is Cass? I know she isn't southern, but she fits the age of the AIAs. Not sure she ever appeared virginal, but she has always put out that "childlike" vibe, a la Hello Kitty, butterflies, unicorns, etc. Just a thought...

LMS130 said...

Ross5, I was thinking the same thing about Mariah after Ted's column today. He put a spotlight on her for not having a baby yet (along with Beyonce, who I doubt is Cass). Mariah was supposedly a virgin when she married Tommy Mattola back in her early 20s. I get the feeling that we are looking for someone who is late 30s - early 40s in age based on the AIAs.

Tara said...

What about a real housewife? Like Bethenny Frankel? Also, I still think Kendra Wilkinson would be worth analyzing as well.

Jamee said...

I agree with sistah2--I still think this is Jessica Simpson.

Tara--I have to disagree with you on Jessica being known for singing. Seriously, name ONE song people have been talking about by her for in the last, say, 5 years? Yes, she sings and that's what made her famous in the first place, but she is NOT known as a singer now. Ask someone who doesn't know her well. My dad is a perfect example. I remember talking about her and my dad was like, wait, she's a singer?? He had no clue, and he's actually more versed on celeb news than most dads. Silly, I know. Anyway, I personally think Jessica is hardly known for her singing...anymore. She's pretty famous now, but when people talk about her, it's NOT for her music.

Also, I really don't see this being Kendra. She's like 24 or 25. When has she ever tried to have a baby in the past? She was totally messed up then Hugh's gf at like 20. I think JS fits because she was married to Nick Lachay. They very well could've tried to have a baby at one point.

Aaaaand, the big kicker for me is the infamous back-door stories about Jess...

Oh yeah, and she's dumb as shit.

I still think the BV in 09 is up for debate.

That's my case. I'm sticking to JS!

roseyf said...

I know the sisters usually post bitch-backs, but not sure if this one was too subtle... did anyone notice this today? Thoughts on whether Ted didn't notice, or posted but purposefully didn't comment?

Dear Ted:
I was wondering about Justin Long. It feels like he's only famous for being Drew Barrymore's on-again, off-again BF—that can't possibly be stimulating? Any secrets from her past he wouldn't know about?
Cassie

Dear Longing for Loving:
Don't forget those Mac commercials. Really stand-out work, don't you think?

Clancy said...

Interesting roseyf - that post definitely has the feel of Ted either being distracted by something as he's typing/missing the point (don't know how as 'stimulating' was bold) or purposefully avoiding the question as you say. Perhaps he knows that this one has stumped everyone and doesn't want to give anything away. I'm erring on the side of him purposely avoiding it.

Michelle said...

Oooh, yeah and take a look at the name--Cassie! He published the question, yet didn't answer it at all. Clue? Or Ted messing with us? I just don't know anymore!

Although, on second thought, how can Drew Barrymore be considered oddly famous? I mean, she is is a Barrymore and Hollywood royalty by birth and in a huge blockbuster at the age of 5. So, as tantalizing as this is, I'm not sure she fits.

roseyf said...

Oooh sorry, I should have mentioned that I added in the bold words. It was really subtle, but the Cassie part jumped out, then I saw the stimulating.

But you're right, Drew maybe fits the original blind but not the bitchbacks. (She's not less attractive than Rachel Zoe, nor is she "God no" not known for her acting.) Although I guess Nicole Richie is sorta famous cause of her family connections, and sorta so is Drew? I don't know, that's reaching too much.

Tara said...

I know Simpson is NOW known for her reality work and circus acts. But she GOT famous the old fashioned way, by being a pop star, that was what I was trying to say that may not have been clear. Okay, so y'all love Simpson for this. I agree that she does fit some serious points here, but I have asked numerous times and no one has responded--how do you explain Jessica being confirmed by Ted as a blind as of July 09 then, when this new blind was introduced just weeks ago (please see List of Ted's BV reveals)? Jess was never outed as INT or any other BV. Following the general rules of thumb here, that goes against what we are supposed to do. That is, when Ted says something outright, we have to take it at face value. If we don't, then we could be speculating on eliminated candidates for BVs and celebs Ted has specifically stated are not BVs--that is, we would be getting nowhere and fast. It is hard to entertain her as the main suspect when we all know she had a BV long before this--that is my (imo) wall and I can't get past it. If someone can confirm that Jess has been a recent BV (like within the last 6 months), awesome, I am totally on board for her as this. Until then, considering her is a moot point.

Clancy said...

I realised after I wrote my post that Drew isn't weirdly famous as you mentioned rosey. It's hard to keep track of the chain of clues! When I thought about it I thought about the Barrymore dynasty but she still is known for acting. It'd be too much of a stress to think otherwise. She's definitely got the "wild and crazy, still a kid really" thing happening.

In other news, funnily enough I heard today that Jordan (Katie Price) is having IVF issues - some ad for a magazine over the radio - so I'm still keeping her in the back of my head.

I really don't want it to be Jessica as it's too easy and god knows that girl could have a thousand different vices - BORING!

I just do not know how we've not got this one yet. That VIRGINAL part is driving me crazy.

Do you remember Ted saying her last name is a clue? (or was that Maribeth Bush? I'm getting confused...). Anyway, here are just a few random thoughts I've had about Stimulatia (digging reeeeeeal deep):

Prononunciation -->Stimul-ar-tee-ar or Stimul-arsh-a? Could the name rhyme with something related to her?

Stimul-ar-tee-ar reminded me of Stigmata, which led me to Wiki. Patricia Arquette and Nia Long appeared in this film. I think someone mentioned Pat. Virginal??

Stimulatia could also relate to pure stimulation - think a porn star done good through a reality show (weirdly famous), a la Kendra, Pussycat Dolls ... what about burlesque? Dita Von Teese? (surely not!).

Someone provocative ...

Clancy said...

I forgot to mention that I think one of the big clues staring us in the face is Ted's language - to me it's a mix of Valley Girl and Southern Belle.

Clancy said...

Go to Google Translate and type in 'stimulate'. Select English to Spanish and who's name do you hear?

sistah2 said...

Tara I hear you..but when a BV is revealed, ted can start over and give a celeb a new name. Ted really hardly ever reveals straight out. Maybe he 'revealed' in an indirect way in a bitchback or something. then, this could be Jessica S. I know, its a stretch but maybe Ted assumed that it was already a reveal by reading the E message boards - when someone posts that a BV is a done deal, we know who it is, etc. and all the chatter agrees, he might assume for all intents and purposes that its revealed.

-P said...

"...maybe Ted assumed that it was already a reveal by reading the E message boards - when someone posts that a BV is a done deal, we know who it is, etc. and all the chatter agrees, he might assume for all intents and purposes that its revealed."

Sistah2, I think if that were true, then he'd stop posting Toothy blinds :-)

I don't have any good guesses but I don't think this is JS.

sistah2 said...

yes but now we're getting into a whole 'nother debate - why DOES Ted keep posting Toothy blinds? Its certainly not because he thinks toothy is still an unknown. He just loves to fool with him (and us) And who are we to assume Ted has not labeled Jake G with another BV name? since Toothy, really, has already been 'solved' (except for the baby Tile story which is too weird to believe) This stuff is just too silly to analyze.

Tara said...

I think Baby Tile is Maggie Gyllenhaal's baby Ramona. For a long time I thought it was the dog, but now that Ted has indeed confirmed it is a human baby, this is my theory.

That is a stretch, Sistah, but I can see why you want her to fit for this. I just can't consider her until we know the answer to some questions about Cass and/or Jessica. I sent Ted a question as to whether Jess Simpson's BV has been featured in the BV column within the last 52 weeks. If no, then this can't be her. I also have recently asked if Cass is married, and if INT was ever revealed by Ted, leaving her open for a new BV. Let's see what happens.

Michelle said...

Did you guys happen to see the JS/Julep Jiggle question in the Bitch Backs today? I think the person asking the question was getting at the very thing you guys are talking about. Of course, Ted gave away nothing. We need to find out if Revealed=Revealed BY TED. He did explain about Pat Poisonpuss in a recent Bitch Back and I think probably a reveal is what we orignally thought but I do agree with Sistah that we probably need confirmation. That is just the kind of thing Ted would pull! :)

Jamee said...

Tara--What you said was clear as day. What I was getting at is that the question was "Is Cass known for acting or music?" And the answer was "No and not exactly." "Not exactly" is the same way I would describe JS! It's not "No" but it's not "Yes." The question was not "Did Cass become famous for" or any other variation. THAT is my point. Ted answers the questions very literally. A perfect example is when someone says "Can you confirm that Toothy has a new beard?" Ted says "Nope." He is not answering "Does Toothy have a new beard?" He is answering exactly what the question says "Can you confirm that Toothy has a new beard..."

And I'm still convinced that if you ask people what Jessica Simpson is known for right now, it ain't music! Or, it's not exactly music. :)

Again, the previous BV is still up in the air. Does anyone know what the reveal that she was a BV said? Was it a positive YES? He can get tricky. And did she have her own moniker?

Jamee said...

-P--You make an excellent point with Toothy. Buuuut, if Jessica's old blind had something to do with Nick Lachay, then there'd be no reason for him to continue posting blinds about that BV. Mostly because Nick and her are long over and there's really not much else to report on that front. Get what I'm saying? Toothy, on the other hand, is still doing pretty interesting stuff that continue to connect with every blind since he was introduced...I'd say any blind involving Nick Lachay is sort of a closed case.

LMS130 said...

Hey guys...that was me that asked the JS/Julep Jiggle question in the BBs today. I was trying to get Ted to say if Jess's blind had been revealed (whether it was Julep or other) but he didn't give up much. All we can say for sure is that she's "mingling" in the BV's and she isn't Julep. Here's the post since it's relevant to this discussion:

Dear Ted:
Interesting to know that B.V. celebs can be renamed once they are solved. Could you post the ones that have already been solved? Or if you would be generous enough, just tell us if Jessica Simpson's has ever been solved? I think we all assume she is Julep Jiggle, but no one is sure if you've ever confirmed it.
—Lisa Marie

Dear Jolly for Jiggles:
Jess is definitely mingling in the B.V.s, but can't say we are sure her Vicey self jiggles as much as her jugs do. Oh, and per your suggestion, what's the fun is spilling and spoiling the celeb camouflage? We all want you to know their dirtiest deets, but let's be real, they sure don't!

Personally, I don't think Cass is Jess. I think we are looking for someone older.

hordac said...

I really think Teds response to you here Lisa Marie relates to JS`s involvement in the Super Duper Cooper blind ie John Mayer back in the day. Its really hard to believe she is not a blind vice though, she just seems like she would have a doozy, eh? Well I guess it was bad enough being John`s personal toilet, but anyhoo... I cannot for the life of me figure out who this Cass person is.

Tara said...

Jamee, some of us think JS is Inpenna Never Trated. I tried hard to disprove that one, but no one has been able to come up with a better suspect. Sophia Bush was mentioned recently, but then Ted said she was not a BV. If she were INT, that would be a blind relevant to her life after Lachey. Others think she is Julep, but it doesn't look promising from today's BB--not a clear no though. The thing is, she was never outed as any BV, just confirmed that she had one by or before July of 2009 (strictly going by this site's records, I don't have a copy of the BB confirmation). So if there was no reveal, not even an implied one a la toothy, we can't just assume it doesn't apply leaving Ted the option to give her a new BV moniker.

I would totally understand why her life with Lachey would be like a past life or a past vice, but Toothy has the same moniker for his drug use as his sexual vices. Sure, he may use drugs due to his inability to come out and be who he is, but it is technically a separate vice/habit/occurence. Each person has one vice name, regardless of the variety of their activities or what stage in their life they are at (breakups/divorce, death). It doesn't make their vice any less scandalous just because it happened 3 or 4 years ago. Like he says above, we may want to know and feel like it is no big deal even if their BV is not current anymore, but it doesn't mean they want us to know or that Ted has the ability to say.

*PS as a pre-emptive warning I want you to know that I in no way am angry or trying to be harsh, and I harbor no negative feelings towards you and your stance just because our opinions differ, so I hope you don't take it that way. Some are sensitive in a debate or disagreement and I want to be sure my tone is clear, because we can't convey that so well in a comment post. I am a debater by nature, and until someone has argued me right into the ground to make me agree and disprove my stance, I have to stick to my guns. I see you do the same and I respect that. I hope you agree:)

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