Sunday, February 13, 2011

Vintage BV: Skinny McScratchy

We've been slackin' in the vintage department.  Getting back into the digging.  Here's an old one that a lot of people thought was about the late Adam Goldstein, also known as DJ AM. 

One Double Do-Me Blind Vice - August 10, 2006

Fix Your FaceSkinny McScratchy is one of those under-the-radar type of dudes. He's not gorgeous or particularly impressive of deltoid, but Skinny has made quite a name for himself over the past few years. For one, he's a très talented performer. His star has been rising on the über-hip scene lately, fer sure.
And second, S.M. breaks up and makes up with a certain gal who makes regular Blind Vice appearances herself more often than I change my hairstyle. (And that's sayin' something!)
Peeps thought the twosome was back on, as they've been snapped together recently by paps. I wonder if said chica knows about Skinny's recent randy behavior at a do outside their Hell-Ay hometown. See, S.M. (his initials suit the boy far more than most folks realize) was flirtin' with a brunette all night. No biggie there, right? But it's what he suggested, post-pah-tay, that really raised a few eyebrows.
"My assistant wants those two," said McScratch, pointing to two fetching gals nearby, as if he were picking out new shoes. M.S. then got back to himself (which, by the by, he happens to feel he's been ignoring too much as of late) and invited the brown-haired beauty back to his hotel room for late-night lust--complete with generous descriptions of kan-kee offerings to come. "Do you have any hot friends?" added Skinny. "I'll do them, too."
Whoa there, partner! (The girl politely declined, by the by.) But something tells me your high-profile lady would not be too thrilled about this naughty invite. Then again, maybe she would...only if she could join. 'Cause she has been rumored to be a Sapphic sweetie herself every now and again.
Crap, like who isn't in this town these days?
Hey, I was gay back when it meant something.


And it ain't: Cisco Adler, Luke Wilson, Simon Cowell


Top suspect was: DJ AM (on/off high profile gf Nicole Richie)

8 comments:

Kristen said...

I think DJ AM is actually Ham Drum in one of the Pixie Mixie blinds, the one where they were wearing shirts proclaiming their love of cocaine. There was an account of a party the two went to where someone noted that Nicole and DJ AM were wearing "I Love Coke" shirts.

Kimstyle said...

I 100% agree... Pix and Ham are Nicole and Adam... Gotta be someone else...

blurry vice said...

Good point. One of those situations where we don't know which one...

kristin said...

hmmm sure sounds like DJ AM, I can't think of any other "famous" Dj besides Samantha and that guy that wears that weird mouse head thing

Kimstyle said...

What about Mark Ronson? He's skinny... Or would Ted have mentioned producer in there as well?

Flash said...

pete doherty, his on and off girlfriend was kate moss

Shavon said...

Hayden Christensen b|c him and Rachel Bilson was caught by the paparazzi recently & everyone thinks they're together again

Gabby said...

Hey sisters --

I know you all are super busy, so I was wondering if there was any way I could help? I love to see the vintage blinds, so is there an e-mail address or something I can send old ones I find to? They would be ones that aren't on your site already. If it's not possible that's ok - just a suggestion!

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