Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants to Go Gay!

New from Ted yesterday -

Blind Vice: Hollywood Hunk Wants to Go Gay!

Newbie Vice dude, Brock Rock-Buns, is somewhat of an Awful Truth fixture.
His perfectly chiseled bod, impressive hair, and swoon-worthy smile make many of us lust after him, that's for sure.
Brock hit the big time, thanks to his part in a mega successful franchise, and while he has a little Nevis Devine in him (you know, has dabbled with men before but prefers gals), he's approached those working on his current film to...make his character a little gayer!
Kellan Lutz Signed Eclipse 8x10 #1A source on said project dishes to us that Brock wants "more homoerotic scenes" with his character in the upcoming flick. And we are assured this was not said in a joking matter.
Rock-Buns is aware that he's got a gay and straight fan club, and just wants to give the people equally what they want!
Too funny.
BRB has definitely teased many of us all sweaty and shirtless before (on and off screen), but is ready to take it to the next mano-a-mano level.
Now, we don't think that means we will be seeing Brock's character get it on with a guy onscreen (that makes zero sense with his storyline), but Buns has pull, so something naughty is bound to happen.
Wonder how Brock's No. 1 gal pal feels about it all?
Hell, she gets to sleep with him on the regular, we really doubt she cares that much.
And It Ain't: Ian Somerhalder, Zach Galifianakis, Tom Hardy

Top suspect -Kellan Lutz


blurry vice said...

I was thinking Matt Damon in that new Liberace movie (is that still filming?) but then Ted said that gay scenes have nothing to do with the storyline. So... anohter thought was Jo Manganiello. Ted is obsessed with him lately and he doesn't have a BV yet.

I also wanted to add that this isn't really scandalous and he may reveal this one. Only thing slightly scandalous is that he dabbled in homosexuality in the past.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Depp, right?

talia said...

i think i go with johnny depp for this as well... jack sparrow could be a bit more gay...
i think disney would like that one very much!

Pale said...

I had thought of Kellan Lutz. But now that I'm reading this again, I don't think Kellan has great hair - lol.

Also, I agree with the Joe guess. I may be wrong, but I think Ted mentioned his "chiseled" abs or chest in the Bitch-back this morning. See how he mentions "chiseled bod" in the beginning of the blind too.

Rita, Montreal said...

Somewhat of an Awful Truth fixture
Mega Successful franchise
Working on current film. wants to make caracter a little bit gayer, so currently filming
On and Off scene showed his sweaty shirtless abs before
Even if more gayness makes no sense with caracter presently filming, Brock has pull.
Has a number one gal pal.

My top guesses would be

-Kellan Lutz, relation with AIAs: vampire, goofy, and built - but no more number 1 girl...
- Joe Manganiello: supernatural, played a doufus in HIMYM, built.
- Andrew Garfield, filming Batman 3D: supernatural, played a dufus in many movies before getting serious, had to get built for Bateman, and now something as part of a franchise. Number one gal pal lately in douche Lebeouf's ex, Carrey M.
- And always, Sherlock Holmes dudes, both have number one gals: whether Robert Downey Jr or Jude Law...

DLChaparro said...

Don't think it's Kellan Lutz. He doesn't have pull. Wasn't he almost replaced in one of the Twilight movies because he wanted more money?
Also, Joe Mangiello is a tv actor not a film actor so I don't think it's him.
Johnny Depp isn't known for going around shirtless, is he? So I don't think it's him. Matt Damon neither.
I am at a loss on this one.

Dave said...

It's Kellan Lutz, and Ted is being cunning on this one. It all makes sense if Brock's "No. 1 gal pal" that he's sleeping with is Ashley Greene - which Ted strongly hints at in this latest article: http://uk.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b214655_kellan_lutz_whats_single_boy_do_in.html

I don't think this BV is actually about Brock wanting to play gay. It's really all about outing Ashley and Joe Jonas's fake bearding relationship.

Anonymous said...

I will seriously bet all of my money that it is Robert Downey Jr.

He's taken his shirt off for the Iron Man franchise, and he was shirtless during a fight scene in Sherlock Holmes, whose sequel is currently being shot in London.

His wife is a producer on the film, so it would be easy to suggest such an idea.

And a huge running joke of the first Sherlock Holmes film was the sexual tension between Jude Law and RDJ. Knowing Robert's sense of humour, he probably wants to acknowledge this fan reaction in the film.

(Oh, and Casablanca posted a RDJ story prior to this Blind Vice. So it makes sense.)

Amberlea said...

Matthew McConaughey, or is he a b-vicer already?

Jessica said...

Before I even got to the end of this I thought Joe Mangianello (sp?). He's on the Awful Truth a ton considering his level of fame.

summerof84 said...

Does seem like it could be Joe Mangianello but when i was reading it, Chris Evans came to mind.

He has been on a franchise movie, the fantastic four, alot of his pics in mags show alot of skin, (i know for a fact that purple hued series of his, was extremely popular with the gay community), and he has two films coming, captain America and the avengers

cassandra said...

even though i hate when ted posts stuff about twilight characters, i think this is supposed to be kellan lutz, and the girls is either ashley greene or annalynne mccord.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking RDJ as well, until I re-read and noticed the line "Brock hit the big time, thanks to his part in a mega successful franchise." Neither Iron Man nor Sherlock Holmes is responsible for RDJ's fame, so I don't think he fits. Not really sure who does, though...

kristin said...

I am stumped! I don't think it's Kellan (although a lot points to him) due to the fact that he has no hair and he doesnt really fit the AIA. The only other leading man that is a AT staple is Joe M. Ted just LOVES him!

Kate16 said...

My first thought was Joe M. It says franchise and True Blood was based on the Southern Vampire Mysteries books so it qualifies.
He was also just given an Awful Truth post based on his abs and being on a beach somewhere.
And it makes no sense for his storyline - Alcide is never remotely linked to another male character. Also True Blood's writers would be churning out season 4 now which'll be released in June.
I'm just not sure about his 'pull'.
Also those working on his current "film" rather than venture, project, etc. I mean it's a tv show, not a film or flick.
Unless Ted is being difficult and playing on the fact that it's HBO - Home Box Office?

Anonymous said...

I really like the Andrew Garfield guess. I personally don't see the appeal, but Ted seemed oddly fixated on him. Superman is a mega franchise for sure, and Andrew would have pull since he is the star of the movie. He has good hair too.

Anonymous said...

Also, the mention of Nevis Devine could be a reference to Andrew since they are friends.

Nicole said...

I thought it was Joe Manganiello while I was reading it and I still do. The hair, the shirtlessness, the vampire references, the fact that Ted is obsessed with him...

HuggNKiss said...

What about Bradley Cooper? Hangover = franchise, he showed off his chiselled bod in The A-Team, he DEFINITELY has impressive hair, and I'd be shocked if he didn't have gay men swooning about him. Gal pal = Renee Zellweger.

Hekie said...

Random guess: Jason Lewis, from Sex and the City? His name popped immediately into my head from the first line (well, not his name actually, I had a memory lapse and had to look him up). But I don't know about the gal pal part.

Kellan fits a number of the clues but not the 'impressive hair' one at all.

Hekie said...

Actually no, on re-read I'm agreeing with the Joe M guesses, especially if Ted's a big fan.

Anonymous said...


Clancy said...

HuggNKiss, he's my pick too.

Gretchen said...

As a huge rdj fan, this is him. 100 percent. Made me laugh too. And Iron Man did catapult him into the big dollars.

hordac said...

I don't think Joe fits for this because True Blood is FULL of homo erotic moments, it could easily be written into his storyline. I really feeling movie star for this, not TV. Franchise usually refers to a series of movies like Bourne, Twilight and the like (at least in my mind anyway), and I further take it that the character is bone straight, pardon the pun! so chiseled, fixture on AT, great hair. Damn it but that Joe Manganiello sure fits otherwise! I am going to go with RDJ on this one. I can see this being pushed for Sherlock Holmes, and Iron Man is the franchise that put him back on the map.

Anonymous said...

Chris Pine.
Startrack was his stardom
Ted has enough posting about him
Startrack has a huge fanbase
Pine has a pull in franchise as he is a lead and a strong one
There is nothing about filming now, but there were talks and preps for filming in January. It is right time to talk to writers and producers to make the changes into the storyline
Ted mentioned ZQ recently and promised to have BV about Chris
Ted also said that Pine currently interested in someone and he is perfect bf.

Jamee said...

I'll agree with hordac--I don't think Joe M. fits. Yes, he's a fixture on here because Ted sweats over him, but "franchise" means movie franchise, not a TV show. Definitely a film franchise. And wanting to go gay in True Blood is really not news. I don't think any sex-related anything could top what they've already done!

I must also agree that this is not Robert Downey Jr. I mean, do you really think he hit the bit time with Iron Man? Yes, he has had his ups and downs and definitely had a comeback, but he was a movie star long before that. Long, long, long before that.

I could see this being Kellan Lutz or Chris Pine or someone else obvious like that, because it's definitely someone we see on AT a lot. And today he basically said that this is someone who "knows his way around a Vice" when someone asked him if he has ever been in a BV without a name before.

Rita, Montreal said...

You know, if Nelly Fang was not a lock for Skarsgaard, this so could be him. He is filming that navy movie with Rihanna, and HE HAS PULL!

After reading the comments, I am starting to lean towards Garfield: not the cat, but the actor, friend to one Nevis Devine, and newly anointed Spiderman

Gretchen said...

It is rdj. Of course he was a celebrity before iron man but more well known for his personal life. His acting was more celebrated on a quieter level. Now he commands much more money per movie and his career is off the charts. He even said it himself this is the sweet spot of his career. ya'll are nuts, this is obviously him.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I just wanted you to know that we appreciate all the s--t you put up with from they who shall not be named's fandom, and there are a lot of us supporting you! So, can I ask: Has Brock Rock-Buns ever been an unnamed player in someone else's B.V., or is he fresh to the whole Vice world?

Dear Six-Pack Secrets:
Brock knows his way around a Vice, that much I'll say."

blurry vice said...

Don't think it's Jo Manganiello anymore after the above.

I think from the above clue that it could be Kellan Lutz or someone from Twilight. There were the no-name supporting players in a few of the Twilight BVs, so Kellan might be one of them.

For those of you guessing Alexander Skarsgard and Robert Downey Jr - remember they are already BVs so it can not be them.

And Chris Pine is the top suspect for Hornius Thighs. He can only be one nickname. If it weren't for Hornius Thighs I would agree with Kellan Lutz.

blurry vice said...

Gretchen - see our "list of ted's bv reveals". RDJ already has a BV nickname. He can not be given a new one unless his first one is revealed. This is not him.

Rita, Montreal said...

It does makes sense for it to be KLutz (hehe). Would fit on all counts, including the AIAs. Also, I've been insisting on the relation with Nevis Devine for A. Garfield, but KLutz would also be close to ND. What say you blurry, can we make him our top suspect?

Gretchen said...

Did ted ever reveal that he does have one previously? I thought rdjs were pretty dang obvious.

blurry vice said...

Yes, see our list. Ted has stated that RDJ has a BV already. And it has not been revealed which one. So he can not be given a new name.

Sue said...

What about Channing Tatum, he first got fame throuhg the Step Up dance movies, which have been churned out ever more... according to IMDB he's in new 21 Jump St, so that could be the one he's pushing for more male action.
Sounds like Kellan as well, but with the twilighters all vicers, its an easy fit ;-)

Rita, Montreal said...

Blurry, if I may make a suggestion, maybe you guys can differentiate between a 'Reveal' and a 'BV confirmation'. For the Reveals, it could be a section where because of timelines, we can confirm who the blind is. As for the BV confirmations, well everytime Ted confirms that Yes, this person was a BV, could be added to that section. For example Paul Wesley and Blake Lively have both been lately confirmed as BVs.

Another thing, Leighton Meister was confirmed as NOT being a BV as of the week of Nov. 29, 2010, maybe there can be another section of Confimed for Not being a BV. The name and date will be added for answers confirming that said suspect was NEVER a BV, and whenever Ted reinstates that suspect has become a BV, well you can delete from one section and transfer to another... Would that be too much work?

As a solution, you can start a whole post where everyone could copy and paste from Ted's BBs, all answers pertaining to: BV CONFIRMATION, UN-BV CONFIRMATION with dates... What do you think? Could be a quick data-gathering solution for you to build your timetable. I know I would love to help, am sure others will pitch-in as well. Your site then, will FACT BASED.

What do you think?

Lila said...

Can someone tell me why this isn't Leo?

Stacey said...

My first instinct was also Bradley Cooper, but he may have been revealed as another blind. I forget. I don't think Joe Mangiello fits.

I just get the feeling Ted is talking about a comedy franchise and that seems like the Hangover.

Chris Pine, maybe. Who's his famous galpal now though? Also, although I am a fan, Robert Downey Jr. wouldn't be my first thought for having a chiseled bod. And Kellan Lutz doesn't have impressive hair; he's balding.

Lila said...

This is why I thought of Leo

Heather_P said...


There is a post that has everything you mentioned. The sisters update it whenever Ted makes a reveal, whenever it's proved who a vice is because of dates, whenever Ted says someone has not yet been a vice, and whenever he has confirmed someone has. And in the comments you will find *most* of the BB answers that confirm it all.


Anonymous said...

Ryan Reynolds?

Heather_P said...


There is a post that has everything you mentioned. The sisters update it whenever Ted makes a reveal, whenever it's proved who a vice is because of dates, whenever Ted says someone has not yet been a vice, and whenever he has confirmed someone has. And in the comments you will find *most* of the BB answers that confirm it all.


Jael said...

Lila- I thought Leo too and it works except that Brock "hit the big time" due to his part in a "mega successful franchise". That's the part that doesn't fit. Unless I'm missing a role he had in a franchise.

sloeginlizz said...
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sloeginlizz said...

Leo's franchise was Titanic. It's totally him.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Brock Rock-Buns sounds yummy! Just wondering the story behind his "No. 1 gal-pal." Has she been on the top of a list recently? A pop music chart? A magazine's ranking of women in some capacity? Or is she merely "No. 1" in Brock's life? You are my No. 1 gossip maven.

Dear Status Check:
Numero uno in Brock's life...well, usually."

blurry vice said...

sloeginlizz - Leo was already a BV so this cant be him.

Rita - see our post titled "list of bv reveals". That is not only a list of reveals but also there are lists underneath of who has been comfirmed as a BV and who has been stated to not have one. And there are dates for each. We do not want to make that a separate post from the reveals because it is all related. And we do not want to remove anyone from one list because it is important to know that they have been placed on one list with which date. If a celeb wasn't and now is, we place a "see list below" next to the name and date to make you aware that they are also now on the opposite list. Kapeesh?

alana said...

Leo for sure! I just saw a clip for E! News tonight that says he is going gay for a new role.

alana said...

Oops, sorry blurry... I didn't read your last post until mine went up.

Oh man, I was so excited I thought I got one :(

BY the way, you guys are my favorite blog... keep up the good work!

Heather_P said...

@blurry vice


I thought the first deletion was a mistake but now that I see you deleted two of my posts today that gave Rita the answer to her question, I can't help but scratch my head.

I wasn't trying to step on anyone's toes, I was just being helpful by answering a question. Apparently that's something that's not welcome here.

If this is a misunderstanding, I apologize, but I don't think so because I didn't delete either of my posts so that would be quite a coincidence.

If you want to monitor who is able to post here, perhaps make it a closed site? Just a suggestion.

Have a good day.

Jennifer said...

with the description I think Ryan Reynolds or Chris Pine

Kate16 said...

This can't be Ryan Reynolds. ScarJo has topped the box office and numerous lists about most beautiful/sexiest etc etc.
The latest clue is annoying as it makes Joe M even more likely (his fiance Audra is an esentially unknown actress), but then TB is still not a movie.

Jennifer said...

Kate Ur right forgot about the last clue totally not Ryan. hmmmm

Samm said...

This is Leo Dicaprio! He's doing a new movie which he plays J. Edgar Hoover and is meant to have kissing scenes (no love scenes) with Armie Hammer

Na said...

i think is Kellan Lutz... i'm almost sure about it, but what about Pattinson?

Anonymous said...

Maybe its Chris Pine...? He is in a movie franchise with the new Star Trek films... and they are making a sequel to since the reboot was so successful...

The Spie said...

Please note that not only is RDJ already a BV, but he received an Oscar nomination for Chaplin. Oh, but that was so last century, wasn't it?

Heather: I don't think Blurry was deleting your posts. Sometimes Blogger has some glitches, and posts just vanish. I had the same problem a couple of weeks ago when I did the work-up for Taylor Swift being Priscilla Desert.

What's with all the noobs here? I have no clue what's attracting them, but it's leading to some poor-quality guessing.

Nicole said...

I can try to speak on behalf of the noobs. It took me awhile to go through the index and all the lists of who has a BV and who doesn't. I would suggest newbies do that to try and get a sense of everything. Also try to think of ways to ask Ted a question so that it gets answered and builds hints. Y'all have spent a lot of time figuring all these guys out and it must be annoying for people to guess at random. I dunno. That's what I think.

mfbinc said...

This isn't even a blind....

actor Daniel Craig
mega franchise James Bond movies

he's already on record saying he wants more gayness in the bond films

The Spie said...

Nicole: We can only hope they'd do that. Then they'd know that DiCaprio has long been a BV and that Pine is the leading candidate for Hornius Thighs. Among other things, of course.

Oh, by the way, new proofs are up in the Polly Luscious-Locks and Teddy O'Bong threads. And, yep, they were both our leading candidates.

blurry vice said...

I did not delete ANYONE's posts on this thread or any other. I don't think the other 3 contributors did either. I myself have not deleted a post since someone was posting about selling Viagra a few months back. We don't delete unless someone is spamming (selling viagra etc) or if someone is using a ton of profanity or something extremely inapproriate (I think only happened once). I don't know what happened to your posts but please do not blame me!

blurry vice said...

Also to add to that, I have 3 kids and a job and barely have time to add new info to this site as a side hobby thing... my 3 sisters are in similar situations... would not even have time to read everyone's comments and delete random things!

Heather_P said...

@blurry vice

I guess that's egg on my face for assuming then. It was so strange because I've never had any posts disappear before. And then to see your post say basically the same thing that mine did, it just seemed like I was being told to not bother helping.

Obviously I was mistaken. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Tara said...

Seriously Spie I have taken a little
LOA because it seems we have had a little infiltration of noobs who need to familiarize themselves w/BIE and the reveal list before commenting. For the last time, Cooper, Pine, DiCaprio, Craig, and RDJ are all vices that have been around prior to this brand new BV! And Robert Pattinson--are you kidding? Someone needs to take BV 101!

Elizabeth said...

I have to say I like the Daniel Craig guess on this one. I like Kellan Lutz, but he is has very little pull. Also, his character in Breaking Dawn will probably have very little screen time.
Bradley Cooper is vice where he goes on the internet to pick up gay guys.

Tara said...

Taken straight from this site's LIST OF TED'S BV REVEALS and also confirms whether someone is a BV (in the right hand column in ABC order intermixed with all BV names):

Daniel Craig (involved sex; as of 10/29/10)

Can't be him, this BV was just published on 12/7/10, and he has been confirmed as a BV at least since October.

Thank You, Sisters, for providing such a useful and accurate tool for our use when debating on BVs!!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are Jerry Rock-Butt and Brock Rock-Bun's related in some way, or do they have something in common (besides a nice booty)? Their similar monikers got me wondering. By they way, thanks for all the work you do promoting animal rescue. It's a great cause! My rescue kitty, Cleo, says hello!

Dear B.V. Family Tree:
No relaysh between these two strapping studs except that they both have tight tooshes and a plethora of secrets hidden away in their naughty little closets. Brock's being more damning, of course. What a fab feline name, by the way!"

kristin said...

Isn't Kellan filming Breaking Dawn? How could they inject gay into that story? Its says the current film he is working on. The only other thing on IMDB is a voice over on an animated action adventure.

Who else is currently filming that is
AT fixture
Gone Shirtless
Hard Body Great Hair great smile
Has a gal-pal

What do they AIA say?
-Ian Somerhalder - Primary a TV actor, he has one movie coming out 2012, vice is smoking pot at a strip club with cast.

-Zach Galifianakis - Movie and TV funny man seems wild, but doesnt have a vice?

-Tom Hardy - Got his start in TV but is breaking through as a big movie star, also vice free?

I think I am going to stick to my Joe Manganiello guess. Yes he is primarily a TV star, but he has done Spider Man one and two.

Plus Ted had just featured an article on Joe showing him with his shift off on the cover of some magazine.
He has great hair, body, smile. The only thing that *maybe* doesnt fit is that he just got engaged to Marie in Oct. I don’t know if gal-pal is the same level as fiance.

Plus I don’t know is Joe funny? I dont watch True Blood (no cable!)

kristin said...

Also a side note, I googled Joe's GF Audra Marie and she definitely fits Teds response to "Has she been on the top of a list recently? A pop music chart? A magazine's ranking of women in some capacity? Or is she merely "No. 1" in Brock's life?"

OK sorry I am done now, I swear!

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I am a mother of 3 kids that are 3 and under. The only thing that keeps me sane is reading your column. Please answer this for me. Do Jackie Bouffant and Brock Rock Buns hang out (intimately or not)? Also, do you assign BV's to people or people's names? (for instance if someone were to change their name would you give them a new BV?)

Dear Nice Try:
If by hang out, you mean hook up, then that's a no. And no."

blurry vice said...

To HEather P and anyone who's comments are disappearing. I noticed mine disappeared and I realized I hadn't logged in. Make sure you are logged in before you comment. If the comment goes through it says "comment saved" at the top. If not then it just disappears.

Anonymous said...

I hope I don't cause The Spie and Tara to take another leave of absence with this comment! I'm pretty new to this, however, I have spent quite a bit of time familiarizing myself with previous blinds and reveals.

Regarding the Leo DiCaprio guesses, it is my understanding that when Ted first started the blinds, he wasn't assigning names to the subjects. I've seen in previous blind comments that it may be possible for the same individual to have a very old un-named blind that hasn't been revealed and then to be assigned a name in a newer blind.

That being said, according to the the sister's List of Ted's Reveals, Leonardo DiCaprio was confirmed to have a blind "ages ago, as of 3/10/10."

Given the movie he is currently working on and the blockbuster franchise, Titanic (taking into account the song and all of the other crap associated with the movie, etc.) isn't it at least possible that this fits for him?

It's funny, I don't see Kellan Lutz having great hair but I'm also not sure that I would call Leo "chiseled." However, he definitely has the pull to make this kind of request and he's certainly filming the right kind of project for this to fit.

Phew... Sorry to be so long-winded! And if my understanding of the old blinds is incorrect, please let me know and I will go back to the drawing board before leaving an annoying "noob" post again. ; )

kristin said...
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kristin said...

omg this can't be Kellan Lutz! Ted just wrote a piece about how Kellan and Zac hung out and had more in common then Zac and Taylor L
So that would "not" Kellan for this blind, right? Ted answered a no when asked if they hang out in a BB. Or is Ted being sneaky by saying that they don't hook up...?


chris said...

It's James Franco. The interview is published. He didn't mean it to say that he was gay, but that he has the chops to pull off a great gay character and that his fans are both gay and straight, so why not try something different and be gay for the character. This isn't a very good blind vice since the interview is actually published on E! News online.

Alicia Brensing said...


While not an expert I think this kinda solves it all almost