Friday, July 2, 2010

Blind Vice! Cruella Buys Boingier Boobs - Again

New from Ted today....

Blind Vice!  Cruella Buys Boingier Boobs - Again

NICOLE KIDMAN 24X36 COLOUR POSTER PRINTForget sex, drugs, and all the usual juicy tidbits that celebs work so hard to keep under wraps. These days a T-town tart's worst fear is that her on-call plastic surgeon will fess up to the nip 'n' tuck she hoped no one would notice.
But we weren't too shocked when we heard word that our (least) fave ice-queen Cruella St. Shackles has gone under the knife. So what did the ├╝ber-bitchy broad get plumped, pinched, or prodded this time?
Her boobs, of course!
Seems nasty ol' Cruella has bigger worries than her loose-lipped employees. Like, say, gravity?
Cruella, who some would argue was a knockout in her heyday, was tres unhappy with her not-so-perky friends and called her trusty doc for boob job numero dos. Just FYI, she got her first set of around the time she married Marky Sweet-Puss (not that he was interested, really).
Way to come late to the big-tittie committee, Cruella! Aren't you getting a bit old to focus on your breasticles, especially since all your plastic-surgery peers are prepping to get their faces injected with the latest fountain-of-youth chemicals?
Or maybe that's exactly why Cruella went for the cleavage upgrade.
See, Cruella is no stranger to going under the knife—no matter how many times she may deny it. Let's say that if surgeons gave out "buy five, get one on the house" procedures, this plastic prima donna would be cashing in freebies quite a bit.
And she's starting to become a cautionary tale of Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong.
But now with her new and improved silicone sisters, Cruella probably thinks she may finally be able to divert some of the attention away from her messed-up mug. Uh, too late for that, sister.
Wondering where she got the cash to pay for all these "cosmetic enhancements"? That's a Vice so for another day, kiddies.
And It Ain't: Sarah Palin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Victoria Beckham

Here are the links to the two previous Cruella/Marky BVs - from Feb 2010 including a full list of who has been eliminated; and April 2010.  And here is the 4th, most recent BV from 7/23/10.

Top suspects: Cruella St. Shackles = Nicole Kidman;Marky Sweet-Puss = Keith Urban

26 comments:

blurry vice said...

I gotta say, the messed up face really reinforces our Nicole Kidman guess.

Karen said...

What about Courtney Cox and David Arquette? Or are they favored for another one?

88 said...

I kind of get the feeling it's Demi Moore? Maybe I missed something that would rule her out.

sistah2 said...

I havent re-read the prior ones, but I dont see this as Nicole K. Ted says "where did she get the cash for all this surgery?" OK it seems like this is a star who is NOT known for having alot of $$ - everyone knows NK is very wealthy so how would this fit her? And, her face is NOT messed up - yet. Yes she is pulled tight but she is not at the Joan Rivers stage yet.

88 said...

"where did she get the cash for all this surgery?" sistah, I took that as they haven't had a hit for sometime. Nicole's movies have been bombs lately. But again, unless I missed something, I get the Demi vibe.

sistah2 said...

Nicole hasn't had a big "Avatar" film in a long time, but who has? She is at the stage where she is looking for serious roles that dont have to have box office $$. She still commands millions in salary for a movie, and she had a huge divorce settlement from TC - also, Keith Urban rakes in the bucks, he has a huge music career. So she can certainly afford a few plastic surgeries - drop in the bucket for her. So, thats one reason why I dont think its her.

blurry vice said...

Courtney Cox and David Arquette have already been elimianted for this... see the link to the other post.

Ashton was already a BV as of Aug '09 and this BV was new in Feb 2010 so he can't be Marky Sweet Puss.

My personal guess for the other two Cruella BVs were J Lo and Marc Anthony. But too many hints were for Nicole and Keith ... the majority of people think its them. And now, with this one, in my opinion hints towards Nicole Kidman even more. I DO think her face is totally messed up. Ted says so all teh time, that her face is frozen and scary and she can't get roles any more because of it.

Not sure about the $ thing... maybe we are way off on this and it's someone else we haven't thought of yet.

Josiepops said...

Nope it's Kidman. I knew the nurse who was in recovery when she had her first enhancement...see how flat she is in Dead Calm compared to Days of thunder...subtle but definite difference. She's definitely had her boobs done again. Wish she'd lay off the botox for a while...you're never going to fool your body into believing it's young so let it age a bit...and ppl just stop respecting you (if they ever did Nicole) - hey and I'm an Aussie too.

Megan said...

Josie I think ted hinted she got her boob job before her marriage to Keith Urban (Marky Sweet puss) although I'd love to hear the story your friend has about Nic in recovery!

Mikayla Marie said...

I'm on the Nicole boat. There was a bunch of stuff going around at the end of May about her getting a boob job, especially after the CMT awards. Found this link: http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/21/nicole-kidman-boobs-buxom-photo

As for JLO she's always had boobs and they haven't changed much. That Mark as Marky thing was also holding me back before.

Caz1310 said...

Josiepopps I'm an Aussie too and totally agree that Nic looked far better in her Bangkok Hilton/Dead Calm/Days of Thunder days (ie she was natural). There's still the rumour that Antonia carried her child but that's for antother day. I thought this was virtually confirmed as Nic n Keith but if we're strangely waaay off, I do get a CJZ vibe from this one.

Josiepops said...

I heard that Nicole had her first (very small) breast augmentation early on which is very noticable from DC to DOT...she must be up to no 3 now. Wow Caz that's interesting about Antonia having Nic's baby..would love to hear more about that one.

cosmo-girl said...

Where'd Nicole get the cash for the surgery? How about this tidbit:
Upcoming projects
TV Guide reported that Kidman will star in The Danish Girl, a film adaptation of the novel of the same name, playing Einar Wegener, the world's first post-op transsexual (also starring Charlize Theron as her domestic partner).

blurry vice said...

Caz - CZJ and MD were eliminated. We do have a post for the discussion that Nicole's sister carried her child. Check the label for Nicole Kidman.

Margo434 said...

In the Feb. 2010 BV, Ted talks about Cruella being blackmailed because of her husband's sexuality. Maybe that's the money connection he's refering to? Along with the fact that she hasn't had a hit in awhile. I absolutely think this is Kidman. Her face is insane looking, and she is as chilly as they come. I actually spent a summer working on a project that she was involved with, and she was scary back then, too. Completely manic and totally fake. TC was her husband then, and while I spent a lot more time with him, I can say that he was actually a pretty nice guy, down to earth, etc. She really is the ice queen.

cosmo-girl said...

Margo-except if she's being blackmailed she'd be paying, not receiving. I still like The Danish Girl connection. I think it started production in June.

Caz1310 said...

Thanks - just found the list of who's been eliminated. Is Ted fooling with us? Is there a chance that this could be Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green? Have you seen her mega surgery/Botoxed face of late? She's by all accounts not a nice chick to be around (probs with Michael Bay on Transformers, her movies are bombs). I don't buy Keith as being gay or bisexual(or maybe I'm naive hee hee). He was with ex-supermodel Nikki Taylor for years as well.

blurry vice said...

Caz - but Megan Fox and BAG were not married in February when this BV started.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Naomi Campbell ever been a BV star? Is she perhaps Cruella St. Shackles? We all know how much of a diva she is but the Cruella reference made me think fur and thus the deplorable Naomi. Can't wait to hear the next update on C.St.S. and her, um, fundraising? Well, I'll bet it involves her raising something!
—AJ

Dear Duck For Cover!:
Sorry doll, but Naomi isn't our botched broad. Cruella is far more subtle and manipulative with her nasty ‘tude. You would never catch her throwing a phone at an employee, she much prefers to torture them in private."

Pale said...

I think this is Nicole Kidman too.
Plus I think the money reference is to the money she received after divorcing Cruise....(probably to keep quiet lol)

duffgrl said...

My vote is Nicole/Keith for reasons I posted in my comments on the 2/10 Cruella BV.
Caz: if you read the 2/10 BV, it is titled "another straight star bites the dust"...it sounds A LOT like Nicole and Keith. I know he was w/ Nikki Taylor for a while but he also admits to having been a womanizer when he had drug problems. The gay/bi stuff was closeted until recently according to that blind.

blurry vice said...

Ted from May 24-

"Dear Ted:
Why hasn't anyone mentioned Nicole Kidman's awful boobs, they look like rocks. Lopsided ones. She's gone crazy on the face—we all know that—but looks like she's taking it way below the neck, too. What's going on with her?
—Vanessa

Dear Made of Plastic:
Lesser of two evils, I guess."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b182376_Bitch_Back__Why_rsquo_s_Everyone_Gaga_about_Gaga_.html#ixzz0v4uPdERs

blurry vice said...

Ted May 17 -

"Dear Ted:
You talk about Vanessa being possessive of Zac. Why does he stay? Also, if it seems like everyone is talking about Nicole Kidman's weird forehead, why isn't she doing something about that mask-y face? Also giving you a shout-out from my kitty, Bella!
—B

Dear Why Why Why:
Well Zac and Vanessa are totally in love, haven't you heard? Also, they look mucho cute together and get a lot of press, so that doesn't hurt, does it? As for Nic and her frozen forehead, she thinks it looks fabulous! It's like rock-hard youth."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b181097_Bitch_Back__Is_Leo_Ready_to_Pop_the_Question_.html#ixzz0v4upe792

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Since Cruella St. Shackles is now with Marky Sweet-Puss, wouldn't the alimony payments from her ex have stopped? Surely, she wouldn't be using child support to buy herself a pair of fake tits.
—Amanda F., NYC

Dear Money Woes:
Alimony generally stops when the ex is remarried. So, in this case, it most likely wasn't cash flow from her ex-hubby (who's not exactly as filthy rich as he once was, either) that paid for her new chest and other fun parts. This was deal making determined by the parties involved, not just the judge."

blurry vice said...

Nicole Kidman made the new BV superstar gallery -

"What's behind Nic's frozen face you ask? Darlings, a tell-all that would make Angelina Jolie look like the Teflon gal she tries so hard to be. And Tom Cruise would only be a couple chapters, promise."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=1463#ixzz0xdYF4RNr

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
I'd like to know why Nicole Kidman has so much power. For instance, right now both Adam Lambert and Russell Brand are in trouble for scuffles with photographers—but when it's Kidman she gets away with it? And why, in interviews, do journalists never call her out about her "totally natural" face ? I realize I'm very naive about these things, but what is everyone afraid of ?
—KS

Dear Dubious Question:
I disagree. I think very few people are afraid of Kidman. It's just that they don't care that much anymore."

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