Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Update: Lainey- How He Holds Her (3/25/08)

Lainey confirmed for us today what our guess was for "How He Holds Her": Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green.

Here is the link to Lainey's blurb today along with a video clip of the Globes.
Here is the link to the riddle here on our blog for those who missed it.

Here's the article :

Is this a man?

Debatable.
His name is
Brian Austin Green. You know him better as David Silver. He spent most of the 90s making out with Tori Spelling…remember him?
Oh yeah…him.
Brian Austin Green is engaged to
Megan Fox, a man in his 30s desperately hanging on to his young break out girl who is trying to cope with outgrowing him. So, like a whiny little bitch, Brian opted not to attend the Golden Globes the other night with his prize.
As she told the emaciated Giuliana Rancic on the red carpet that night:
"Brian doesn't want to be here. He doesn't want to be my date. He's a man. He has an ego. I think he's probably working on music. I don't think he cares."

Oh honey…
Is that what he told you? Is that how he holds you? Is that how he controls you?
Through guilt?
Because you spent the entire time feeling it, didn’t you? Feeling badly that he didn’t come, feeling upset because he was upset, unable to enjoy your first Golden Globes.
It’s textbook manipulation.
And for a girl who claims to have such progressive views on female imagery in Hollywood, on women and sex, it’s also really pathetic. Because in explaining his absence by justifying his “manhood” she has actually upheld the most traditional, most man-centric perspectives: that a man is less of a man if he’s not the primary focus. That a man should always be #1. That a man should never accept NOT being #1.
Way to go Megan. How very enlightened of you.
Brian Austin Green attended the Fox TV Winter Party last night in LA. Megan was told to stay home and keep the bed warm.



Keep them coming Lainey!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It seems like Megan wants to dump him, during that interview on E! she seemed real over his antics of being threatened by her success. And she was super all over Zac Efron...

Anonymous said...

I felt chills when I saw that video. She doesn't seem 'stable'. Whether it's true or not - that relationship is over!

Anonymous said...

Megan, it's not worth it! Free yourself!

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