Monday, March 3, 2008

The Wrong Colour - The Wrong Number

Another one from Lainey today, March 3rd -

The Wrong Colour, the Wrong Number

It’s officially an epidemic – celebrities walking around intoxicated by their own ridiculous sense of entitlement, unleashing a steady stream of bad behaviour for which my Chinese squawking chicken mother would have me flogged if I ever dared to emulate.

For some people however fame excuses the need for good manners. For this girl who is NOT the “no looking” one from last week, fame excuses the need to be appreciative and grateful and shameful.

So she’s promoting a new project, is making the rounds. Gets picked up in a very very high end luxury car. Like super luxury. It pulls up to pick her up and she refuses to get in because “she doesn’t like the colour”. It’s too bright. She doesn’t “do that colour”.

After half an hour she’s finally coaxed inside. Then she throws another fit because there are 5 water bottles inside the car. Odd numbers. She doesn’t like odd numbers. She specifically requested even numbers. Near meltdown ensues.

Next stop – her dressing room on a show where she’s scheduled to perform. Her people apparently requested “skinny mirrors’. Skinny mirrors were not ordered. Regular mirrors were ordered. She takes one look at herself and threatens to walk. She is placated by the promise of a one week resort stay in the Caribbean. And I haven’t even bothered to share the details of her catering complaints: not enough sashimi, not enough champagne, sandwiches were too soggy, and on and on and on.

Someone needs to invent The Slapper. The Slapper needs to slap this bitch hard.

Let me save you some work: not Mimi, Whitney, Janet, Madonna, or Lopez


Interesting that she already eliminated some for us!
Update 3/19/08 - It's also not Beyonce, Rihanna, Mary J Blige, Paula Abdul, Toni Braxton, Cher, Kelly Clarkson, Jennifer Hudson, Carrie Underwood, Avril Lavigne, Scarlett Johannson, Celine Dion, Jordin Sparks.
Guess in comments.

* Top guess - Ashlee Simpson

16 comments:

blurry vice said...

Well, we all know that Lauren Conrad refused a white limosouine because it was white a few months ago. Said she only wanted black and wouldn't get in the white one. So this could be her, but Lainey hints that it is a pop singer because of the links with the other blind riddle (which she gives up as Janet BTW! - see other post).
Could it be a coincidence that Lainey eliminated Carrie Underwood for that other BI today? She mentioned that Carrie is a b&*#h, but not that one. That could be a hint that THIS one is Carrie Underwood.

duffgrl said...

That's true,could be Carrie U. Not Lauren C. because of the part about her "performing"(although I can't stand her either)

Melly said...

I immediately thought of Carrie Underwood, as well because of the strong hint. She doesn't seem that bad, but you never know - fame does weird things to people.

Anonymous said...

The eliminated names are all one name. Who else goes by a single name?

Anonymous said...

Today's NYPost Page Six talked about Kimora Simmons and how she wanted her glass of champagne filled an inch from the brim all the time and that she drinks Fiji water. By "performance," it probably means her hosting the red carpet during the SAG awards or something similar? Is she promoting a new Baby Phat line?

Anonymous said...

I think it is Ashlie Simpson.

Anonymous said...

Celine Dion is very superstitious - also could go by one name.

blurry vice said...

By excluding Kelly Clarkson and Jennifer Hudson today, I think Lainey gives a hint that it's Carrie Underwood.

sistah2 said...

its def. carrie underwood. Lainey always makes it clear she is a major psycho behind the scenes.

blurry vice said...

OMG Lainey eliminated Carrie Underwood today. Who the heck is this then?

sistah2 said...

Sheryl Crow? she seems so self-important. also this seems to be a female singer?

Anonymous said...

Is Christina Aguilera promoting something?

blurry vice said...

Britney?

House of Brat said...

Ashley Simpson?

Anonymous said...

it is Ashlee S.

Audrey said...

this has recently been revealed as ashlee simpson on other pages.

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