Friday, March 28, 2008

One Karma Killin' Blind Vice

One of TWO new BVs today!


If this one’s true, Butch Spit-Spat should haul out a friggin’ movie about it—after all, isn’t that something he does rather well?
BSS, never one to be exactly primo to the ladies after bedding them, was nevertheless around one of them long enough to father a kid, now a teenager. And according to an outraged acquaintance of Blondie-Babe, a rising young twentysomething honey-haired actress, Blondie’s screwing Butch’s 15-year-old boy. Said amigo is trying to get B2 hauled into jail, much to the Spit-Spat boy’s great dissatisfaction, I’m sure.
Jeez. Don’t know whether to call the cops or Entertainment Tonight on this one. Both would treat the story the same, I suspect.

And it ain't: Michael Madsen, Will Smith, Jack Nicholson

* UPDATE 5/20/08- Ted has confirmed Butch Spit Spat is Billy Bob Thornton. *

10 comments:

duffgrl said...

My guesses for this one is either Dennis Quaid or Sean Penn. Dennis Quaid's son is 15 and was once a womanizer. Sean Penn IS a womanizer-his son is only 14 but is turning 15 soon.
The AIAs all have 15 year old sons.
The actress? Could be anyone. I bet it's Bijou Phillips or someone like that.

blurry vice said...

I agree with Dennis Quaid's son. I just saw in Us weekly how he is 15 and just got his learner's permit. I don't know who the blond is. Ashley Tisdale? Blake Lively? One of those young, blond chicks.

duffgrl said...

Ashley Tisdale and Blake Lively both have boyfriends. Lots of other blonde actresses I can think of do too...here are some single ones I can think of:Tersa Palmer,Kimberly Stewart(is she even a real actress?, Mischa Barton (blonde??)

sistah2 said...

sounds like he had a non-serious hookup 15 yrs ago that resulted in this son - I dont think its Quaid because he was married to MR for so long. Just the way he worded it - "was around her long enough to father a kid". since this kids only 15, strange that Ted would even print this - if its figured out, he's really too young to be exposed like that. not that it would stop us from speculating...

blurry vice said...

Not Warren BEatty - Ted says "Butch, well, let’s just say Butch wishes he were so good-looking. Far from it."

blurry vice said...

Also, Ted said today about this BV, "Hey, at least it wasn't Slurpa this time".... hints that the female is not Slurpa Pop-Off, who we believe is Paris Hilton.

blurry vice said...

Not Steven Segal - "Nice try, but Butch is hardly as good-looking as Mr. Segal, which should tell you heaps, as S2 is one ugly ass schmuck."

duffgrl said...

This was basically revealed today on Perez Hilton to be Billy Bob Thornton.

blurry vice said...

Letter to Ted today -
"Dear Ted:
Your One Karma-Killin' Blind Vice about Butch Spit-Spat and his underage son "dating" the older woman came out in TMZ. Butch is Billy Bob Thornton; poor kid is his son. Awesome reporting—you beat the authorities by a month. Hopefully, the LAPD will subscribe to your site!
Stephanie
Greensboro, N.C."

Ted's reply-
"Dear Goss Gal:
Now, if only TMZ could help all of you reveal that pesky Toothy Tile."


So this has been confirmed: Butch Spit Spat = Billy Bob Thornton.

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