Thursday, July 16, 2009

Bonus Blind! Man-Slut McNugget Returns!

Sorry for the delay again... this was from Ted on Monday...

Bonus Blind! Man-Slut McNugget Returns!


Crawley McNugget is back, but don't worry, his sleaziness hasn't gone anywhere. Remember Crawley? The little TV star that could? He racks up bedroom conquests about as fast as he blows the lines out at night. After all, when are sex and drugs not one in the same in this skanky town of Hollywood? FYI: Because of the drug factor previously mentioned, that's why we can't just reveal to you all who this seemingly not-so nice guy is, but since we're feeling kind today, we'll offer superfab clues.
'Cause C.M. has now schlepped his schlong and STDs to the perfect place, teaming with fellow and impressive sluts: Vegas.
The 'Nugg decided to take his game to Sin City recently. And no, he didn't run into Jerry Rock-Butt there. Cee prefers to keep his posse full of movie stars, instead.
Anyway, Crawley was having a fab time out clubbing, hitting on girls left and right, natch. Most of them fell for his semi-fame bait. Except one. See, C.M. likes the chase as much as anyone else, so when his not-so-smooth "you do know who I am?" (no joke) lines didn't work on this par-tick smart babe, he'd finally had enough.
"You know what, fine. If you're not going to sleep with me, then see that girl in the red dress over there? Your friend? I can take her up to my room and bang her right now if I want!"
And he did. Talk about classy. Jeez, some friend, huh? Not sure who's the sleazier turd here? But whatev.
Seriously, how are some girls so damn gullible? This fair-haired guy isn't ugly by any means, but he's clearly a douche prick and crab-friendly asshole. Is bedding someone semi-famous that worth it, girls? Yuck. Maybe C.M.'s turning more into his TV character than we thought.
And it ain't: Tony Romo, Penn Badgley, Bradley Cooper

Here is the link to older Crawley McNugget blind vice from January 2009 including a full list of those eliminated.

* Top suspect: Kevin Connolly.

9 comments:

tmcurtiss said...

They said "fair haired". Kevin Connolly has brown hair.

sistah2 said...

KC strikes me as fair-haired. He has an Irish complexion and his hair is a light brown, not dark. This does sound like it could be him. Yuck.

duffgrl said...

Definitely Kevin Connolly. I saw that in the last Crawley item comment section that Ted had tweeted that Crawley used to date Slupa-Pop Off(Paris Hilton)'s sister...Nicky Hilton, who dumped Connolly a few years ago.
*Another big hint: "Cee prefers to keep his posse full of movie stars, instead"-KC is one of the famous "pussy posse" from the 1990s which included Leo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, and Lukas Haas; among others. The actors I just mentioned (minus Tobey Maguire) have been hanging out a lot again this summer w/ KC from what I've read.

burnzie said...

haven't read the older bi, but half of this makes me think of chace crawford (on tv, the use of chase in the bi, good looking and seemingly nice). but he works and resides in nyc and as far as i know, his character isn't sleazy.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Please tell me Crawley McNugget isn't Chace Crawford. I don't need to know who it is, just that it isn't Chace!
—Baba O'Riley

Dear Don't Worry:
Of course it's not Chace. But Crawford is a whole other dee-lish item on his own."

andrea said...

In the last episode of Entourage from last season Arie calls E a little McNugget. I think its gotta be Connolly.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Who is the bigger (no pun intended) douche: Seth Green or Kevin Connolly?
—Hayden

Dear Gross and Grosser:
Connolly. But it's close."

Anonymous said...

Ted pretty much outed Kevin as Crawley in his Sneaky Bachelors Photo Gallery:

This guy has bounced from a Hilton to a Duff to Miss Hough, just to name a few. Looks like he's taking pointers from BFF Leonardo DiCaprio. He may be short, but looks like he's smooth with the ladies. Just NOT SMOOTH ENOUGH to make it down the aisle! Now do you know what obvious Blind Vice he is?


http://www.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=1666#51788

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Are the guys from Entourage actually pals outside of the show? Do they hang out?
—Jackson

Dear Costar Chums:
You aren't gonna see the five of them rolling out to a WeHo club anytime soon, but sure, they're friendly enough. Even if a couple of them are absolute douchebags when they're off gallivanting around town (just guess which ones, I dare you)."

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