Thursday, July 23, 2009

Lainey - Two Girls, One Limo

From Lainey yesterday - sorry for the delay!


Two Girls, One Limo

Both former “It” girls, both around the same age, both with body issues, both experts at denial, both f-cked up, and they found themselves together one night in a limo, not alone, accompanied by assistants and business agents and other Hollywood hangers-on, and of course cranked-up on something, and touching led to feeling led to stroking led to...
The slightly more famous of the two on her knees, head between the legs of the other, totally givin’er, as the others sat by awkwardly, and the recipient with her head thrown back totally enjoying it even though, in showbiz, to receive doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a preference. To give however… well… suffice to say, the pleasure dispenser has very much established herself.


Update July 29 - Lainey has eliminated Heather Graham, Denise Richards & Pamela Anderson, Nicole Richie.

May 4 2012: Lainey revealed this to be about Mischa Brton and Lindsay Lohan.

24 comments:

blurry vice said...

Lindsay Lohan and ???

SuzanneT said...

Definitely agree that one of them is Lindsay Lohan....especially with the elimination clue of Heather Graham. Lindsay turned down the stripper role (played by Heather) in the movie The Hangover...but who could the other one be?

Ohiknow said...

Lohan and Barton?

lululady said...

I'm on the Lohan-Barton train. They both seem to fit the description: similar aged, both on-off tweakers, one (Lohan) has a lezzy rep established... I think a while back they were in the same crowd, so its not too far fetched that they ended up in a similar limo.

tracy g said...

totally sienna miller and keira knightly

Jillian said...

The "experts at denial" made me think of Lohan. I'm not sure who the other is, but Barton seems like a good guess.

tracy g said...

y'all should check out lainey's blind items blog. pretty convincing to support sienna and keira angle

Fluffy said...

I think Lainey is being purposely vague by saying "former "It" girls." Everyone seems to be equating it with hasbeen, yet Sandra Bullock was an "It" girl after Speed in the mid-90s. She just parlayed it into long-term success. (A former "It" girl does not equal has been.)

Which is why I don't get why so many people are thinking it's Lohan, Barton, Hilton, or Ritchie.

We already know Lohan swings the other way for a couple of years now, what would be the point in "revealing" her as a lesbian in a blind? Lainey complained for practically an entire year about how Mischa Barton "broke" her arm. Lainey hates her. Why would she not make some mention of her twatitude in a blind? Lainey equates Paris Hilton with disease. The last time Hilton was in a blind of hers, Lainey made a reference to "the real scum." There's nothing like that in this. She'd never miss a chance to skewer Ebola Hilton. And Nicole Ritchie has never been an "It" girl. "It" girls are usually ingenues who make some sort splash in Hollywood and get cast in a bunch of films like Megan Fox, Heather Graham, Kate Hudson, Kate Bosworth, Jessica Alba, Claire Danes, Chloe Sevigny, Scarlett Johannson, and Kirsten Dunst.

peppermint p said...

Fluffy-
I can see the poiny in revealing Blohan in a blind like this because its scathing. more scathing that just lesbo behind the scenes... in a limo with witnesses that arent even her friends, theyre industry people. and the recipient... come on, we all want to know who did this...
and Ritchie was on countless rag covers... even lots of the big ones. i think she would qualify for 'it' status even more for securing the spotlight when she was famous for nuthin. There are pics of ebola making out with other women in vegas etc so i think Lainey wouldnt want to be too vile and make the blind too obvious, thus boring as hell and easy to figure out. years ago pre ebola, it girls were famous for something. unfortunately now that has changed. my 2 cents.

Fluffy said...

@peppermint p -

"It" girls are newish actresses/media darlings with potential A List careers and seem to get role after role handed to them. Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, Sandra Bullock, Reese Witherspoon, Angelina Jolie, and Michelle Pfeiffer have all been It girls.

By your definition Kate Gosselin would be an "It" girl just because she appears on a gossip rag. So would Octomom!

Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are celebrities, not former "It" girls.

peppermint p said...

@ fluffy
Thanks a bunch.
I am glad so hear that something is sacred. I did not know that and was getting 'celeb' mixed with 'it'. it>celeb thank god.
:)

Fluffy said...

@ peppermint p -

A square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is never a square.

Jillian said...

Ok then, officially changing my vote to Clara Bow and Mary Pickford!

blurry vice said...

tracy g -

are you referring to lainey's twitter account? I haven't seen many clues.

or are you referring to the blog that solely discusses lainey's blinds? in case you don't know, that blog is not written by lainey. the only gossip site lainey does is laineygossip.com. any blog that discusses blind items is a separate site. just clarifying for you.

Scarlett Pumpkin said...

Anyone think it's Kiera Knightly and Kate Bosworth? Both have body issues, right? I only ask because I saw Lainey's item on them in the Sponsored Tingles section. I'm not sure Kate Bosworth was ever an "It" girl, though...

Mandy said...

Nicole Ritchie is currently about 6 months pregnant with her second baby... I really doubt she'd be cranked out in the back of the limo hooking up with a chick. I don't think Lainey would leave that pregnancy detail out.

Jillian said...

Winona Ryder was a former it girl. And she's in the same age range as the ones elminated.

House of Brat said...

I still think it's Keira & Sierra.

Anonymous said...

lohan and barton

Kristine said...

could this be a clue?

These are the articles you can write from the ass. Right off the get there’s the sense that you’ve arrived just in time to witness some killer celebrity fellatio. It’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel and Taupe Jennifer Garner for Marie Claire to promote Valentine’s Day, featured together in an article so banal, it makes People seem controversial.

lereflux said...

could it be christina ricci?

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dennisduffy said...

Pretty much outed as Lindsay and Mischa.

http://laineygossip.com/Lifestyle/Details/22036/Mischa-Barton%E2%80%99s-white-pleated-dress

blurry vice said...

Yes thanks. Havebeen meaning to update this.

REveal

http://www.laineygossip.com/Lifestyle/Details/22036/Mischa-Barton%E2%80%99s-white-pleated-dress

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