Sunday, July 26, 2009

Blind Vice: One Debauched, Drugged-Out Duo

From Ted this past Friday -

Blind Vice: One Debauched, Drugged-Out Duo

What a Hollywood pic of enviable and domestic bliss we have in the very handsome couple that is Snort-Up and Sass-Bitch Summerland. I mean, babes, they have it all: heaps of good looks, great bods, he's got a pretty stand-up career as an actor (Hers? Less so), they both have very beautiful hair and tons and tons of family loot. What's not to be jealous of?

For starters, the fact that they screw around on each other, right and unsafe sex left, they scream and yell at each other, he takes more drugs than Sienna Miller chases after married men and he can't keep a friggin' job 'cause he's doin' so much of the blow these days!

Yeah, everybody really wants to be them, uh-huh.

But folks are wondering, why does Sass-Bitch stay with Snort-Up, as his highly visible philandering is a flagrant disregard for their agreement to have "discreet" encounters with others. Her reason?

"They're both waiting for the next installment of his family inheritance to come in," says a friend who knows the couple well. "They don't care about each other; it's the money they're concerned about—that's it."

Wow. Really healthy reason to stay together, huh? I mean, even the Gosselins know it's best to split up, regardless what ratings cash comes their way.

Oh, and another thing: Snort-Up's notorious GF? They keep breaking up, over and over, only to get back together just as often. And guess what keeps reuniting them? It ain't Snort-Up's loot, I'll tell ya that much (she's got her own).

"It's the drugs," says the Summerland's mutual friend, who knows Mr. Summerland's mistress also quite well. "They do piles of coke, have tons of sex, come down, break up and then start the whole thing all over again. Meanwhile, the wife's just off spending all their money."

Mrs. S's obviously not investing in rehab for her hubby anytime soon, 'cause the dude would probably divorce her the sec he sobered up!

And it ain't: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie, Beyonce & Jay-Z, Julia Roberts & Danny Moder

* Our top suspects: Balthazar Getty & wife Rosetta Millington.

21 comments:

blurry vice said...

I think him throwing out Sienna Miller that this could be Balthazar Getty and his wife. His wife is a fashion designer.

Sean Penn/Robin Wright are another contender for this. However it is suspected that Sean Penn is the subject of another Blind Vice. Remember, no double dipping! That has not been confirmed however.

sistah2 said...

The key is the family money. what actor has an inheritance - and Ted hints the wife has family loot as well.

Brittany said...

Maybe i'm reading it wrong but it doesn't sound like the wife is rich but is spending his money. His GF doesn't care about the money because she's doing good on her own.

Rachel said...

I was thinking Balthazar Getty too. His grandfather was a billionaire who likely set up trust funds for his grandchildren. According to wikipedia, Balthazar and his wife are separated but not divorced, so maybe she's not divorcing him because she doesn't want to give up the inheritance.

M said...

This sounds alot like Balthazar/his wife/Sienna to me, but it also seems too obvious

Steph said...

What about Diane Lane/Josh Brolin? He's the son (or step son) of Barbara Streisand, I'm sure she has lots of $ to pass down to her children. Also, he was arrested a few years back for domestic battery, and has been seen stepping out on Diane with other women.

M said...

I'm pretty sure Diane Lane and Josh Brolin were subjects of a different blind vice already

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Brittany said...

In the beginning I thought it was too obvious to be Getty, but reading it over it sounds a lot like him. Oddly enough TMZ had a picture of him walking with his wife yesterday even though he has been seen everywhere with Sienna.

Mandy said...

Seems like Getty to me. Josh Brolin is a pretty big actor now with a lot of serious roles, so he probably has more money than his dad (though not more than stepmom).

crila16 said...

Balthazar Getty and his wife? I just don't see it at all. No one envy's them. They've been split up for a long time now. His wife is also unattractive. They're not an enviable couple what-so-ever...body, hair or relationship. It's out there and open that he's with Sienna and has been for a long time. He and his wife aren't back together...and he's even off his tv show now. What's to envy? Also definitely not Sean and Robin. They're both very big actors, and there's no inheritance. No one envy's them and their relationship has been over for a very long time...even though they tried to make it work. Sean's disgusting. Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are subjects of another blind vice. No one envy's them or their relationship either. He's abusive. She's also as equal and actor as he is.

crila16 said...

Balthazar Getty and his wife? I just don't see it at all. No one envy's them. They've been split up for a long time now. His wife is also unattractive. They're not an enviable couple what-so-ever...body, hair or relationship. It's out there and open that he's with Sienna and has been for a long time. He and his wife aren't back together...and he's even off his tv show now. What's to envy? Also definitely not Sean and Robin. They're both very big actors, and there's no inheritance. No one envy's them and their relationship has been over for a very long time...even though they tried to make it work. Sean's disgusting. Josh Brolin and Diane Lane are subjects of another blind vice. No one envy's them or their relationship either. He's abusive. She's also as equal and actor as he is.

MTS said...

Agree with above, Balthazar and his wife are not a source of envy, and she is rich, not him. His family cut him off years ago because of his drug use. That is why she isn't divorcing him...doesn't want to pay a settlement.
Also the stand-up career makes me think comedian/actor. Ben Stiller's parents probably have a good junk of change...

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Snort-Up and Sass-Bitch Summerland have me all in a twist. Are they really as obvious a choice as everyone seems to think? And are there any children in the picture?
—Karen

Dear Summer Lovin':
I'm pleading the Fifth on this one. It's them I'm interested in outing, not the rest of the fam."

Patricia said...

Yea, I don't see it as Balthazaar Getty and Rosetta....


Everyone doesn't want to be them to my knowledge. She isn't that good looking and neither is he. His career isn't so stand up and hers doesn't exist. I just don't see the connection. It's like everyone just jumped on the bandwagon of a famous guy who's slept around. There are more clues to be fit, and none of the other ones seem to describe these guys, or if they do..they're almost forced :/

M said...

All the AIA's are high profile, A-list couples. Balthazar and his wife def don't fit into that category

andrea said...

Considering the recent video... could this be Eric Dane and Rebecca Greyheart?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Awful Truth:
Nice work on the Bitch-Backs in Papa Ted's absence, Team Awful! When I emailed a few days ago to see if you'd spill extra B.V. clues while you were running the place, I had no idea I'd get to pick the B.V. How about Snort-Up and Sass-Bitch Summerland? Please and thank you!
—Polly

Dear Cluetastic:
What's Snort-Up been up to lately? I sure as hell don't know anymore...do you?"

blurry vice said...

To the person who guesses Eric Dane and REbecca Gayheart - don't think so. Eric Dane doesn't have a family inheritance. Also, Rebecca is the one in that relaysh that is a drug addict. Do a search for her on this site. She was revealed to be one of Lainey's riddles... she is a heroin addict.

cassandra said...

sarah michelle gellar and freddie prinze jr?

blurry vice said...

Throwing out David Boreanaz and Jaime Bergman for this?

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