Friday, March 30, 2012

Bonus Blind! Another Gay Star Bites the Closeted Dust

Catching up from a crazy week!  New from Ted on Monday March 26. Barry Wanger-Banger returns -


Bonus Blind!  Another Gay Star Bites the Closeted Dust


It takes a lot to shock us here at AT.
That said, we were pretty taken aback recently by some personal plans announced by the hunky Barry Wanger-Banger, a pretty cool gay dude who's never made a point of hauling out the beard factor for his career.
Until now, that is. So color us plum, then, when Barry just revealed…
He's taken the "relationship" he's got going with his latest "girlfriend" to the next level.
Barry's certainly intimating he's going to marry this poor woman (who we seriously doubt knows the full extent of what her man prefers to do between the sheets when she's not around), and the tabloids are certainly biting this possible-engagement line hook, line and sink-her.
Come again? This is the same guy who in the past has proven so pathetically inept at the dating-a-female thing, his idea of a hot time at home is playing basketball out back with the guys? This is with the chick hanging around inside the house, mind you, wondering what the ef she's even doing there in the first place.
Even George Clooney knows not to invite the gals over while he's playing B-ball with the boys! Why can't Barry figure this simple rule out?
Well, because being with the women—and certainly getting engaged to them—was never really his idea in the first place. Nope, we've got a real Jackie Bouffant situation going on here, babes, where Barry's creative team decided it was high time Wanger-Banger's career got, well, bangin' again.
And what better way to do that than with fake matrimony?
Well, fake babies. And that very well may be the next step.
AND IT AIN'T: Jonah Hill, Justin Timberlake, Alex Pettyfer

Here is a link to our post discussing the previous Bary Wanger Banger Blind Vice, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

16 comments:

Sara said...

I think this is Sean William Scott!

Announced his engagement recently to the Victoria secret model after I think 6 months of dating...

SWS intials and BWB initials in blind!

KaDixonLaw said...

I second the Sean William Scott guess. I think he fits: very funny; rehabbed; and he commented this week about not only how his career tanked but he also noted that he's not the same guy that he was when he got his start in Hollywood.

EggHead said...

Okay so...I read this new vice, read the comments, LOVED the SWS guess...but then I went and read the first BWB vice just to brush up on it, and while reading through the comments on that one, I saw where blurry said this couldn't be SWS, as he was confirmed as a vicer before the first BWB vice came out. So is SWS out? If so I have no idea as to other guesses...SWS fits just about perfectly and is currently blocking any other guesses from my mind. Ha.

BlahBlahBlah said...

SWS may have been a blind vice back before Ted started using monikers. Therefore he can be an old blind and BWB

KaDixonLaw said...

@BlahBlahBlah - Exactly. And here is the last SWS confirmation, as quoted from the List of Ted's Reveals:

"...'about 100 years ago' 5/28/10"

Sounds like B.M. (before monikers) to me. ; )

Unknown said...

It's pretty clearly Sean William Scott. In addition to all the other clues (the use of "dude" as in "Dude, Where's My Car", the correlations with the "AIA"s, the recent engagement announcement, etc.), the moniker is BWB, which matches with SWS. Ted often does that with his monikers.

blurry vice said...

Agree that SWS could fit, but refer to the LIST. He was a BV before the first Barry WB BV. With that being said, Ted is notorious for lying about this, going back on his word etc. See Whitney Houston, Sandra Bullock.

KaDixonLaw said...

@Blurry - I did refer to and comment about the List up thread. Don't you think it's possible that a vice from a "100 years ago" could be from the time before Ted assigned monikers? I mean, has he even been giving names for 10 years yet? I keep meaning to look into that.

EV said...

I agree with KADIxonLaw. I think unless Ted says they have a moniker, we can't automatically rule them out. If Ted said they had a vice a really long time ago, we have to be open to the possibility it was before monikers. This reminds me of the Leo/ King Schlong debate.

SWS fits this one really good. Plus, I could imagine that he viced back in the early 2000's during the American Pie/ Dude where's my car days.

Rita said...

I like Sean William Scott, and Ted has been doing blind vices for over 12 years now, used to do them for Premiere, but started giving monikers on E! around 2005-2006.

Back in the day... The Bitch Backs were only ONCE a week, on Thursdays if I remember correctly! Yawza, I've been around for a while!

Eupheme said...

What about Alec Baldwin? He is funny and just got engaged. It mentions that he is inept in relationships with women and I wondered if the Clooney reference was perhaps to indicate that Barry was perhaps a bit older...

Unknown said...

He's practically not even on the radar anymore, but between sink-her and "a pretty cool dude," I was thinking Billy Zane.

He was engaged to Kelly Brook a few years ago, but they weren't super high profile, and he's currently dating, and has a kid with, Jasmina Hgagha.

cornejos.2004 said...

Did SWS get engaged recently? After reading the comments in the link I am liking Jim Carrey for this, he isn't A-list status anymore AND he just got engaged.

KaDixonLaw said...

@cornejos: Yes, SWS became engaged very recently. I believe his fiancé is a model. I know attractiveness is completely subjective, but Jim Carrey as "hunky"? Not so sure about that one. LOL!

pikespeak said...

Carry is not at all HUNKY.

This has SWS all over it...and it's kind of sad because he just got out of rehab. This is the last thing he needs.

Bi-Bi Guy said...

My thoughts went right to Zac Efron. Sometime abs, addiction, movies

ad