Saturday, March 24, 2012

Blind Vice: Toothy Gets Slutty With Room Service

New from Ted yesterday -

Blind Vice: Toothy Gets Slutty With Room Service!


Do we have any Blind Vice couples with happy endings? Stealth Stud-Poof and his BF? Eh. Judas Jack-Off and Dashed Dingle-Dream? Definitely not.
So it was with naïve, battered hope we were all holding out for a Toothy Tile and Grey Goose's happy ending, right?
Don't think we're getting it:
Because even though put-upon Grey has looked the other way during Toothy's pastindiscretions this latest one's a little harder to stomach.
T2 had the nerve to not exactly discreetly hole up in a fancy hotel room recently with a coworker. From one of his movies, no less.
It did not go unnoticed by the posh inn's even more posh clientele.
This is a far cry from one of Toothy's back-alley pretty-boy quickies, and it's a situation Grey's finding it much harder to not let bug him.
We say why try? Isn't enough enough?
Come on, true love's one thing (especially when you have family together), but unending masochistic devotion's entirely another.
Grey, stop pretending you're Saint Suck-Up and completely move on, already.
AND IT AIN'T: Brandon Routh, Lenny Kravitz, Jon Hamm

Please refer to the link below for posts on our previous posts on Toothy Tile and Grey Goose, including complete lists of who has been eliminated for each. 
* HERE is our list of who Ted has eliminated as Toothy.

Top suspects:  
Toothy Tile = Jake Gyllenhaal  
Grey Goose = Austin Nichols

16 comments:

KaDixonLaw said...

I wonder who the co-worker is? Jake's only two recent movies are End of Watch (not a lot of possibilities there, unless Co-Worker is a female...not likely) and Nailed. I hope Ted isn't hinting that the co-star is James Marsden, though!

Does anyone else know?

keelyrae said...

Is the Co-worker James Franco?

Miss Faye said...

I think he would've put a lot more in this blind, if Jake Gyllenhaal was hooking up w/ James Franco.

KaDixonLaw said...

Have Franco and Gyllenhaal worked together on a recent project? I don't see anything indicative of that on IMDB.

blurry vice said...

From earlier this week:

"
Dear Ted:
It seems Toothy Tile has kind off disappeared! Does he have a major film coming out in 2012? And what did you think of Crotch-uh-lastic's last movie?
—Jesusson

Dear Guess Who's Back:
Yes, Toothy has new projects in the mix, so prepare yourselves for some deliciously Vicey behavior in the very near future (expect some Vice action, like, this Friday!). And I actually enjoyed Crotch's last film. Not sure about his par-tick performance, but I guess he held his own since no one really called him out for it. A rare feat for Crotch to accomplish, if I dare say so."

blurry vice said...

I was thinking the co-worker was like a set person, not an actor. A no-name. But hmmm, could be an actor.

The Jake G/James Franco talk reminds me of Lainey's new blind. (See other post)

Lila said...

Jake filmed Nailed years ago. And End of Watch was filmed almost a year ago. Seems like this is maybe a co-worker from the movie he just signed on to (The Enemy?) just going off the way Ted framed it with that question earlier in the week. Jake has filmed very few movies the past few years, so this is a stumper.

It's a shame, too, because Jake and Austin have been seen together in public a few times recently in a few different cities (LA and Berlin), and I was hoping that indicated they were thinking about coming out again :(

Rita said...

Love the "unending masochistic devotion".

As for the co-worker, it specifies only "from one of his movies". The possibilities are endless!

Poor Vodka lover.

KaDixonLaw said...

@Lila - Thanks for that information! I had no idea Nailed was filmed so long ago. I also didn't know that Toothy and Grey had been together recently. Wow!

@Rita - After Lila's comment, I agree. That does open the field up. ; )

Mrs.Chris Evans said...

Why did Ted remove this post? It wasn't on the site.

UNOG News said...

That is kinda suggesting that the middle part -lenny kravitz is not but it could have been identified as him- mean that Lenny went to a hotel with a coworker of his latest movie: The Hunger games. Actually crazy days and nights commented the same.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Has Toothy Tile ever hooked up with any other Vice stars…such as Crotch Uh-Lastic? Thanks.
—Diane

Dear Incestuous Vicing:
Yes, but, not Crotch. I don't think anybody in his right mind (male or female) would hook up with Crotch these days, dude's what's known as a hot mess who's

not so hot anymore. Too many chemicals!"

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Let's say that all of the closeted Blind Vice stars, both male and female, woke up tomorrow and made the awesome decision to come out to the public. Who do you think would receive the most media coverage and why? How about the least?
—Rachel

Dear oBVious:
Toothy Tile, of course! As for the least media coverage, that's hard to say—you know magazines love their "I'm Gay!" headlines, so I think any guy or gal that came out would get some time in the limelight. Maybe Jerry Menage-e-No?

Dear Ted:
I was shocked to read somewhere that Austin Nichols has a Blind Vice. It seems like everyone who has worked with him, from fellow actors to directors, has nothing but kind words about him. And he seems to keep himself well out of the tabloids. Can I get a hint as to what Austin is keeping from us? And does his Vice have a costar or is it solo? Mucho thanks!
—Gabby

Dear Talk of the Tabloids:
Well, of course the rag mags don't write about sweet Austin (who, yes, is as nice as he appears and as his costars say). He's an expert at keeping his Vice under wraps—one of the best, actually. Regarding your last question: Yes."

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Where has Jake Gyllenhaal been lately? He seems off the Hollywood radar lately. Have you noticed? Same with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe they just needed a break from the
paps. Sure, that must be it.
—PC

Dear JSqaured:
They're enjoying some well-earned away time out of the limelight, P. These two definitely generate a lot of attention when it comes to their love lives, but since Jake
is more or less single at the moment (spending most of his time filming projects or scoring family time), there aren't juicy enough pictures worth selling. And Jen and her man have taken their romance way off the radar—that's how you know it's really serious.

Dear Ted:
I'm excited you'd accept my dinner invite! Yay! Has Harriet Talons ever spoken about meeting Toothy Tile in the press? Thanks!
—Nic

Dear Blabbermouth:
What a very specific question, Nic! I'm curious who you think each Vice moniker belongs to. But either way the answer is no. If Harriet and T2 have even met it was only for a second at some industry event."

lucent said...

so that's why he was so convincing in brokeback...i really don't believe a straight actor could do that...

Lila said...

Toothy and Grey Goose are still together. Obviously, they are not comfortable being papped together :(

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