Saturday, March 3, 2012

Blind Vice! Sex, Drugs and Deceit South of the Border!

New from Ted yesterday, March 2nd -

Blind Vice!  Sex, Drugs and Deceit South of the Border!

If anyone's ever wondered at least one of the reasons why Caesar Anchovy-Arse likes to abuse his stunning wife, Strippa Rip-Ya, who never has really figured out how best to confront her B-list hubby, we have a major clue comin' your way.
It's not just Caesar's "unbearable temper" (as mutual friends put it), or his penchant for guzzling beer instead of drinking up his wife's beautiful bod and personality, it's that Caesar has a penchant for other temptations. Pretty typically seedy, too. Wanna hear what they are?

"[Caesar] loves nothing more than to head down to Mexico, check into a place on the beach and do all the drugs he can," says a professional friend to the not exactly charming star. "And then when he's high enough, he'll have sex with anything and everything. Men, women, whatever, doesn't make a difference to him."
Wow. No wonder Caesar's always been so passive-aggressively hell-bent on making his wife's life major crapola. He's not that into her! Makes complete sense.
"I don't think he's ever really come to terms with the fact that he's bisexual," surmised the Anchovy-Arse source. "That's a major area of denial in his life. It's pretty consistent that he's treated [Strippa] like he has. He doesn't respect her. He doesn't respect himself."

Which is probably why Caesar goes out of his way to play the hetero-card, once he's back home in the States. Now, as tempting as it is to start feeling a pang o' sympathy for Caesar, we beg you not to:
Caesar went into his marriage knowing full he had other sexual needs. But he wanted a family.
And on top of that, it's not like Caesar's some huge-butt star with a massive following—he'd certainly survive if it became publicly known he swings both ways.
I mean, we're not talkin' George Clooney or Brad Pitt-level here.
And It Ain't: Matthew Broderick, Mark Consuelos, Josh Kelley

Please use the label below for a link to our previous posts on the previous Caesar and Strippa BVs, including a full list of who has been eliminated.

Top suspects: Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez

21 comments:

sistah2 said...

Still think it fits JLO & MA, but didn't MA have kids already? So does 'wanted a family' make any sense?

EggHead said...

The huge problem that I'm having with this is that it's written as if anchovy and strippa are still married, which we all know JLo and Marc are not. I have never had a sliver of doubt that these vices were about them, and I can't think of another couple that would fit, but now with this newest vice I am very confused. Because JLo definitely figured out how to "confront her b-list hubby," she divorced him didn't she? And it clearly says Caesar "likes to abuse his stunning wife," not "liked to abuse his stunning ex-wife." and that's just the first paragraph! To me, this vice is clearly written about a couple that is still together, not recently divorced. Anyone else having this problem, or am I just being overanalytical? ARGH!! Help please! :)

125records said...

I have read that JLo and Marc are still working closely together on some projects, including a new Fox TV show: "On 'Q'Viva,' Lopez, Anthony and concert director Jamie King travel to 20 countries in search of the best Latin performers, including singers and dancers, with the help of YouTube and Facebook." They appeared together on "Ellen" to promote it. So given that they obviously spend a lot of time together, it could still be them.

KaDixonLaw said...

First off, JLO and Marc Anthony are not yet divorced. They are still separated. I remembered reading an article last week that addressed their current relationship. Based on that, it doesn't sound like she has completely found a way to stand up to him. I mean, if he truly beat her, friendship doesn't seem like a viable option.

Here's an excerpt from the article on Celebrity Baby Blog:

"...But the mom of 4-year-old twins Max and Emme insists her dukes are not up for their papa, estranged husband Marc Anthony. 'I mean, we’re parents and friends first,' the thrice-divorced megastar says of her famous ex. 'That will be the thread that ties us together. I don’t know if people expect it to be negative just because the relationship didn’t work out.'"

Rita said...

It still is Marc Anthony. And too many had guessed it right, so my guess is Ted wants to put more hidden information on Anchovy, without having his lawyers breathing down his neck. He did the same for Nevis Devine and Terry-Tush-Trade.

It doesn't take a genius though to know that Anchovy does drugs. I wonder though if that is why JLo had taken the Idol gig at first, as Howard Stern had hinted...

NYCGirl said...

I think it's back to the drawing board on this one:

- As mentioned, Marc Anthony already has a kid (kids?).

- Would J. Lo. be described as having a "beautiful personality"?

sistah2 said...

Rita - I also have heard on Stern that there is a pretty shocking reason that JLO financially HAD to take the Idol gig. They could not say it on air, but it probably has something to do with MA running up some debts.

Vivi said...

This is so NOT JLo and Anthony... I was never convinced and this blind item just confirmed...
Can you imagine a world where that tiny men would beat JLo and she wouldn't break him in half? No way...

Rita said...

@Vivi

I understand you don't think it's JLo, and hopefully, you are stating this with so much conviction after reading all the comments on the first blind, that include Ted's answers on Strippa in the daily Mail.

But in regards to your comment on size, you gotta watch out, size in a man means nothing. And in my experience, the shorter they are, the bigger the Napoleon Complex and their thrive for utter control.

EggHead said...

@KADixon, thanks for the quotes! After reading everything you posted I agree, all of that, plus the fact that they do still share a close working relationship and "friendship" (ugh!!) make it all fit a whole lot better. And @Rita, you're right, Ted does have a habit of slightly skewing facts just enough to be misleading without actually eliminating the person that he's writing about, I find it particularly infuriating LOL. Because half the time he's being extremely specific and his choice of words can eliminate certain people as they don't fit the hints to a T, and then the other half you have to take what he says not exactly at face value and kind of guess if what he's saying is meant to be taken completely literally or not. An example that comes to mind is the "marriage/husband" of FALF. Like which one is it Ted?!? Make up your mind already!!! Lol.

EggHead said...

Oh also-I know it says anchovy wanted a family, and MA already had a kid (kids?), but it could always mean he wanted a family WITH Strippa, as in a traditional, 2parent household family. Just an idea!

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Rita said...
Just a little example of how skewered Ted can get information, here is what he said yesterday in his Mail in regards to Lohan:

Dear Ted:
Just watched Lindsay Lohan's Saturday Night Live appearance and the best I can say is that it was very nice of Lorne Michaels to give her a shot. Lindsay was awful, the skits were awful, and her face...can we now officially call her comeback DOA? Apparently, she did peak at Mean Girls. And what's up with her Vices, a thing of the past or still active?
—XXOO

Dear Mean Girl:
Aww, c'mon. LiLo was hardly the worst host the show has ever had. And that fact that she was on time, had practically zero complaints about her work ethic and seemed to actually be sober will definitely help her cause, whether you thought the final product was funny or not. As for the Vicing, that's hardly retired either.

Isn't his answer contradicting? Lindsay Lohan is doing fine, but her vicing ways, under her BV moniker Morgan Mayhem, the drug addict par excellence, are hardly retired.

See how he says, SHE SEEMS SOBER. Seems.

It is the same with monikers he wanted people to guess, but can easily be contradicted in front of lawyers.

Vivi said...

@Rita

lol I'm sorry if I was misunderstood but I meant specially the fact that in comparison to her personality, attitude and star power he is tiny...

She a full on diva and there is no doubt about it and I really can see Jlo putting up whit this kind of crap... I really don't...

For me Marc Anthony has another moniker that I can't remember right now but Ted said at the time, via Twitter, that it was a great guess, not denying or confirming...

And it was really obvious that it was him...

When I find it I will post...

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Elizabeth Hunt said...

There is no way this can be Marc and JLo. Did any of you know that he is A+ list in the Latino community? He's practically royalty from his music. Can't be them.

KaDixonLaw said...

@Elizabeth Hunt - I can't speak for others, but I think it's probably common knowledge that Marc Anthony has a bigger following outside the U.S. However, Ted is based in Los Angeles and I'm betting that he based the B-list remark on Marc Anthony's exposure here in the States.

Rita said...

@Elizabeth Hunt,

Question: Based on the old Strippa and Anchovy blinds, as well as the answers Ted has given in Morning and Afternoon Mail, what has changed your mind on them not being Marc and JLo?

I'm not looking at this blind, because Ted is known to throw a bad blind from time-to-time to murky the waters a bit. Cases in point: Nevis Devine, Toothy Tile, Barrington Bang Me, and Fake-à-la-Ferocity, just to name a few.

Annie said...

Did anyone catch on to that "he's just not that into you" comment? I looked at the cast, and all I can come up with was Ben & Jen...but is Ben considered B-list now a days? I dont think Marc Anthony is considered B-list?

lucent said...

i think he won't respect her coz she's a homewrecker who stole him from his wife, now i'm glad for dayanara torres that marc anthony left him

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