Saturday, November 21, 2009

Lainey: They All Fall Down - 11/20/09

Very promising, very young, very well connected star was completely smashed at an afterparty recently, stumbling, mumbling, a total embarrassment, and not quite legal. She doesn’t eat, she’s drinking heavily, she’s experimenting with some other substances, she’s practically living with her boyfriend, and there is rarely an adult around to supervise. Many thought she had passed the danger stage and she’s so promising, especially with her pedigree, that they’ll lie and hide and camouflage when she f-cks up, hoping that the phase will pass. But drama runs in the family, they should watch this one closely before she goes the way of the Lohan. Because people are talking and these people are accustomed to seeing young girls get f-cked up all the time. She’s going so hardcore though that she’s getting their attention.

Update Nov 26 - Lainey has eliminated Miley Cyrus, Taylor Momsen, Dakota Fanning, Rumer Willis

Our top guess: Emma Roberts

47 comments:

duffgrl said...

I'm thinking maybe Hayden P. Her mother is so Dina Lohan-drama mama-enabler.
Or-I remember watching the red carpet for the Twilight premiere...there were a few young stars there who were not in the movie.
So NOT Dakota F. She seems like she is very stable- going to high school etc.

Unknown said...

But Hayden IS legal.

The girl on the BV is not legal yet. Very young, promising, well connected, with pedigree... Lord, it SCREAMS Dakota to me.. What other teen actress would be described this way by Lainey?! And the title "They all fall", kinda sounds like "no matter how well-adjusted they seem to be, they fall".

I got the vibe this girl SEEMS, to the public eye, be very wholesome.

I don´t want this to be her, but i cannot think of anyone else with all this pedigree!

Anonymous said...

Emma Roberts

Anonymous said...

Demi Lovato
Selena Gomez
Dakota Fanning

I call Lovato

Unknown said...

A think Emma is an excelent guess! But she´s already legal (19), right? Lainey says the person is "not quite legal".. I´m confused either if she means 18 or 21 (or even 19, which is the age you can start drinking on Canada, i think..)

Unknown said...

Demi Lovato doesn´t eat? She doesn´t look so skinny to me... And I don´t think she quite fits the prescription.. although it´s a bit subjective. And is she in a relationship, right now? I know about the Joe Jonas rumors, but still..

Anonymous said...

Nope! Emma Roberts is 18 - def her!

Unknown said...

Yes, i can see that now! I think it´s def her (pedigree plus drama in the family)!

Wow, what a relief, I love my Dakota too much for this mess, lol

Unknown said...

Her = Emma Roberts

.grad student by day. said...
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Unknown said...

To grad student: Julia Roberts and her brother (that other actor) don´t get along at all, and there´s other stuff about their parents, but i don´t remember much.

I think the event was probably in USA, since she´s living there now. Makes sense!

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing Emma Roberts...She was at the new moon after party, and she has a very old looking boyfriend...

Brittany said...

When I was reading this my first thought was Hayden P. But after reading the comments it definitely seems like this blind item is Emma Roberts. All of the clues fit her better than any of the other guesses.

Unknown said...

Yep, i think the case is closed. Emma Roberts is the young trainwreck in question. How unfortunate, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Emma Roberts seems like a good guess, but I originally thought of another Dakota: Dakota Johnson.

Unknown said...

It's definitely Emma Roberts.

duffgrl said...

Emma R. is a good guess...especially w/ the "pedigree" clue thrown in.

She was at the "Twilight" premiere. She was one of the non-Twilight actors there that I couldn't think of right away. She fits.

blurry vice said...

I agree that it's Emma Roberts or someone with family in the business. According to the riddle. she has a good pedigree but drama runs in the family. So a well respected family but drama prone.

What about the younger two daughters of Demi/Bruce? Scout or Tallulah? Rumer has already been on the scene for a while.

Anonymous said...

"very promising, very young, very connected"... This sounds like someone that Lainey likes, Emma Roberts or Emma Watson; just look at her last BV, it oozed disdain for Miley fame-hungry-beatme-mouth Cyrus or Lolita P.

Hardly any adults around, practically living with her boyfriend. Passed the danger stage, but barely legal (young adult 18+, but just can't drink <21); Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez are not 18.

Here's where I think it's Emma Roberts: the connections, the pedigree, the family drama. Besides she hangs around the LA scene, whereas Emma Watson is in the East Coast in quiet RI going to Brown.

Meghan said...

This seems to point to Emma Roberts, but I remember hearing somewhere that Eric is very watchful of her. However, there is the possibility that it changed by now.

Steph said...

I was thinking one of the Willis girls too, although I am not totally sure what drama Bruce and Demi have in their past. But, then I don't know what the drama with Julia Roberts is either other than the prior engagements, etc. Isn't her brother, Eric, the 'crazy' one with issues in his past? Hmm. I'm torn now between either a Willis or Emma Roberts.

lavender1960 said...

Well Eric might be trying to control her but not succeeding.

Unknown said...

I think Emma is more likely than one of the younger Willis.. Emma has been already in many movies (and many already in post or pre production), while the Willis girls haven´t been in none (besides Rumer). So, promising how? Besides, whe know nothing about Emma parents, but i´ve always got the impression Demi and Ashton were very present on the girls lives. So.. I don´t think Scout and the other one really fit

Anonymous said...

What about Emily Osment?

Anonymous said...

Emily Osment is a good guess but she is still 17 which isn't quite old enough. Besides, the pedigree thing does not apply to her as well as it does to Emma Roberts; her brother is kind of a one hit wonder.

I put my money on Emma Roberts.

duffgrl said...

Steph: Eric Roberts is Emma's father, and he IS the drama referred to w/ history of drug and assault arrests, accusationa of domestic violence etc.

Anonymous said...

Emma Roberts. The title is intentional--a nod to 'Ring around the Rosies...'

Emma's middle name is Rose.
Not to mention all the other befitting clues-pedigress, age, older boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

*oops, I meant to type 'pedigrees.'

FrenchGirl said...

Emma R. sounds good for me!

Anonymous said...

Def emma roberts. fits the all the clues.

Anonymous said...

What about Frances Bean Cobain?

duffgrl said...

I don't think anyonewould refer to FBC as "promising"...as far as I know she hasn't been in any movies or performed in any way(?)
Definitely think Emma R. fits best. She was at that Twilight premiere too; which timing-wise would fit the BI.

Anonymous said...

http://blog.taragana.com/e/2009/08/25/emma-roberts-beau-arrives-covered-in-hickeys-27657/

http://showhype.com/story/emma_roberts_facebook_photo_fanfare_emma_what_s_that/

Hez said...
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Hez said...

Lainey has now eliminated Rumer Willis and Dakota Fanning.

Anonymous said...

Three of Lainey's Nots are under 18. She also mentions there's rarely an adult around to supervise. That suggests this girl isn't an adult herself, and Emma Roberts is 18. I think we should be looking for someone younger.

Anonymous said...

Abigail Breslin?

M-shi said...

I agree w/the last poster named Anonymous; it says this person is not quite legal, so she must be under 18. The only person I can think of is Tallulah Belle Willis, who's not quite 16. But she hasn't acted in that many movies. This is a tough one.

sistah2 said...

Emma R is a great guess but what about Evan Rachel Wood?

Anonymous said...

Zoe Kravitz - Well Connected?
Kevin Bacons daughter is a actress? Susie Bacon?
Jack Nicholsons Daughter is 19.

Im just not buying the emma roberts guess sorry.

Anonymous said...

how sad but it sounds like emma roberts. Doesn't she have any handlers at her age?

Anonymous said...

well connected = julia roberts

definitely emma roberts.

emma also hangs out with skye peters who is 100% TROUBLE. i've seen them partying.... in the worst way.

Anonymous said...

Almost a reveal. From a post on Lainey today about Julia and Emma Roberts:

Emma’s been a fixture on the red carpet circuit recently, seen at several high profile events in the city and also at the festivities afterwards where they say she can party with the best although with Julia around it was perhaps a quieter evening for her on this occasion. Before becoming Earth Mother spewing sanctimony, Julia was once a Hollywood wild child, remember? Breakdowns, runaway brides, drama, divorce, oh she knows about being young in Hollywood. Hopefully she’s sharing her wisdom.

Anonymous said...

I agree with Emma Roberts because of the CDAN blind reveal saying Eric watched out for her underage drinking. It sounds like a known drinking problem to me and aunt Julia was at the party as a chaperone (although it sounds like she got drunk herself but maybe that was to take the spotlight off Emma). Here is the CDAN reveal:
Blind Items Revealed

June 5, 2009

#1 & #2 - This intense B list movie and sometime television actor takes parenting very seriously. He knows the reputation of bars and clubs in Hollywood to serve underage celebrities. So, to make sure his B list actress daughter doesn't drink he calls ahead to wherever she is going and makes sure they know they will be in for a world of hurt if they serve her booze.

#1 & 2 - Eric and Emma Roberts

Gabby said...

It's Emma Roberts. She's promising considering who her family is aka Julia and Eric Roberts. And one of the first roles was starring alongside Johnny Depp and Penelop Cruz. She doesn't really fit the "doesn't eat" part because she looks quite healthy to me, but she is photographed with the same guy (presumed to be her boyfriend) all the time.
She was also at the New Moon After party on November 19th. It's Emma.

SallySitwell said...
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blurry vice said...

http://www.laineygossip.com/Emma_Roberts_at_London_premiere
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