Friday, December 12, 2008

One Signed-Sex Blind Vice

New BV from Ted today...

Toothy Tile Returns in... One Signed-Sex Blind Vice!

Jake Gyllenhaal Jarhead High Glossy Poster - 9x11Another one bites the romantic dust. Sure, it's no secret that lots of Hollywood movie stars require confidentiality contracts—from their house cleaners, their assistants, their cooks and, yes, sometimes, even their lovers. We've mentioned this before.
Heartless as it may seem, some folks can't even get close to getting off unless they feel they'll be protected from any morning-after spills to the tabloids, thanks to whichever partner they happened to hook up with. Not really such the shocker there, once you think about it. But what's truly unusual is who we're told has now used this cold-as-ice, fine-print safeguard, you'll never guess...
Yes, it's our very own beloved closet cutie, Toothy Tile!
Love it, he's not so dumb after all, eh? I remember Toothy back from when he was getting it on in West Hollywood parking lots, for any cop to see. In fact one did see, but, of course, the Tooth got off, thanks to his powerful reps—sheesh, so predictable. But now comes word that Toothy's not only stepping out on the B.F. (unless this was done with his approval, perchance?), but he's doing it smartly, like, every other bigass, closeted dude in town does—contracts to sign, in hand.
Nice one, Tooth! The publicist-powered group you hang with nowadays musta taught you a thing or two, eh?
Oh, and you want the dirt from the guy who took his very own confidentiality agreement in hand and spilled the deets just the same? It was all lovely, we're told...the kind of loveliness that grows on ya, if you catch my naughty drift.
Oh, and that Toothy has something in common with Ryan Gosling: Such a cool demeanor, you'd have no idea the fire burning down below. None.
It Ain't: Ryan Gosling, Shia LaBeouf, John Krasinski

Another one for the Toothy files! :) Here is the post with our ongoing list of people Ted has excluded. Toothy Tile is, of course, Jake Gyllenhaal in case you have been living under a rock for the past few years.

23 comments:

Kate said...

Two mentions of Ryan Gosling in his post - what's that about?

Anonymous said...

I can only think that he is hinting at Ryan having an STD also or being well endowed also. Maybe he's gay like Jake! Maybe it's all three!

Anonymous said...

I think he just meant that they are both extremely passionate in the bedroom?

Kristine said...

I thought he was hinting that Ryan Gosling had a little something that he was passing on too. But I could also see it being that both are good in bed. Lots of loose lips in Hollywood!

Anonymous said...

Let's pretend I've been living under a rock...

What is the evidence that Jake is TT? Why the heck is RW hanging out with Jake and passing him off as her bf if everyone in Hollywood already knows Jake is gay? Weird.

Who did TT have a baby with? And is this a REAL baby or just code for something else?

Some of my gay friends think that is someone is bisexual they're actually gay. Could all these closeted gays actually be bi?

Thanks for your answers.

Ginny said...

What I don't get is why Lainey swears up and down that Jake is not gay. She was just talking about him again the other day. I usually trust her, so what gives?

Anonymous said...

To anonymous above - Reese is not claiming Jake is her boyfriend. She never has. She spends a lot of time with him and goes to yoga class with him and sometimes they hod hands. Have you ever heard of a straight woman who is close friends with a gay man? She never has confirmed nor denied that they are a couple, nor have they been pictured kissing or anything. She just doesn't address it at all. Besides saying he is a "great person" or something.

Anonymous said...

Ted has dropped snide "hints" about Ryan the past couple of years. Once about how he was hanging with Alan Cumming and friends after the Oscars and if Rachel knew how much Ryan enjoyed the company of the "femmes"

Anonymous said...

I can see Ryan Gossling being gay for sure! And Ted has been hinting at it the past few years!

Anonymous said...

good point. rw doesn't say they're a couple...

Anonymous said...

It bothers me that Lainey insists Jake is straight, too. But it bothers me b/c, Toothy or not, my gaydar goes crazy when I see Jakey. He is sooooo super gay. Not sure why Lainey won't face the truth. I usually believe her, too, but NOT on Jake.

duffgrl said...

I think the connection between Ryan Gosling and TT could also be Kirsten Dunst: Ryan reportedly dated her while filming "All Good Things" and if TT is Jake, he dated her for a long time. But I wouldn't be surprised either if RG is closeted.

Anonymous said...

I am curious why Ryan was mentioned twice also. Was he ever ruled out as Croch-u-Lastic?

Anonymous said...

Yes,Ryan was ruled out as Crotch-U-Lastic. I think it's James Franco. I think TC is just saying that both Jake & Ryan are firecrackers when it comes to sex. That's how I read it.

Lorelai said...

I think the deal with Lainey on the whole Jake being gay or not is the same as it is with most of the gossip blogs - sometimes they make deals with PRs, and continue to spread the company line of "oh, of course he isn't gay" or "oh, he/she definately cleaned up" in exchange for some other good, legitimate gossip.

nix said...

"...nor have they (Jake and Reese) been pictured kissing or anything". That's not true! I've seen at least one picture where they were quite affectionate (on Lainey's site btw) and they don't seem to notice that they're being photographed so this def. was no photo op.
I'm with the people here who believe that this is not JG and I'll go one step further and say that this whole TT thing, while it might have some true roots in the beginning, is getting more and more a fabrication of Ted who, let's be honest here, would not be nowadays as popular if it wouldn't be for this particular "blind item". Everybody is trying to milk their fame, not just the celebs in front of the camera.

Mary said...

Yeah, I'm wondering about Ted too. Not just with Toothy Tile, but Fake F too. The whole marriage thing with Fake is bothersome. I am starting to think Ted makes things up for his own publicity. Fake F and Toothy Tile have become a tad annoying to say the least.

sistah2 said...

Nix and Mary, I am soooooo with you. I think we should start a campaign against Ted and his BS vices. I call foul on Toothy and Fake Ala. I dont think JG is TT and I aint living under a rock.
This BV does nothing to convince me and offers no other evidence that TT is JG or that TT is anyone for that matter.
I also agree with the posters who are wondering about where Lainey stands in all this. Yes Lainey insists JG is not gay, and yes she may have a reason to push that angle. I am not saying her word is gold either.
Good point too that Ted has milked this one for all its worth, with no end in sight. Ted knows how to work it as good as any one of those fakes in Hwood.

blurry vice said...

Calm down ladies!

Yes we don't know if ANY of these blind items are true. That is what blind items are all about. Unless they are revealed, we don't know whether something was made up or not. EVEN IF the gossip columnist strongly suggests that it is a certain celeb!

Now... without knowing if Angelina and Jake are FALF and TT respectively, what we HAVE figured out is that Ted is hinting these people are connected with these blind vices.

Do we take this as bible? No, but we can have fun! :)

nix said...

Lol, blurryvice. Yes, that's true. For all we know, all of the blind items could be just made up and fabricated solely for our guilty pleasure. For me the guessing and hinting parts are usually more interesting than the revelation :-).
But every now and then, when I come across Ted's blind items esp. TT, I go like "Ugh, here we go again with this crap!" Sorry, but this is my opinion regarding TT.

Anonymous said...

Lainey is fun to read but lost cred with me when she insisted that Orlando Bloom is not gay, trust. Well, he's been partnered up for a long time now & it's not with any of those model types he supposedly dates, trust. Same with Jake G. They are both good guys & I'd work with either again in heartbeat unlike a lot of the people Lainey prefers (yes, Mr Brody, am thinking of you) although JG hanging out with RW is kind of scary. For him. She is what she is and there are a lot of them around in Hollywood. Gotta admire the focus & drive. As to TT and the rest, the gossips keep these things loose so they a few suspects and not just the usual ones. A way to keep people guessing and to protect themselves from over zealous lawyers. It's the way of the BI game & always has been. Certainly sounds like JG but there's enough blurriness to point to someone a lot less well known if Ted needs to do so. Sorry for the length, sometimes a girl's gotta vent. Been around a while & it continually surprises me how quiet those of us who work in the industry remain. It's the original Vegas - what happens in Hollywood...and even the gossips play along.
And if you don't know about it, look up popbitch.com. It's English & very UK-oriented but those girls must be connected and their accuracy is something Lainey & Ted could only aspire to.

Ginny said...

Anon 12:49! Come back and dish some more! Thank you!

sistah2 said...

I second that. thanks anon for your insight. I also think popbitch is a good one....I also agree that Ted keeps it loose and TT could be possible others to keep it going. ...keep us in the loop !!

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