Monday, December 22, 2008

Jennifer Aniston NOT a BV subject? [UPDATE 2011]

Ted revealed on Friday that Jennifer Aniston has NOT been a subject of any Blind Vice. Shocking! We thought for sure she was Sally Sedate Me (I think?) ... or a few others I can't recall. Here's what he said:


Dear Ted:
Has Jennifer Aniston ever been the subject of a Blind Vice? I am so sick of her Goody Two-shoes act. Always the victim, it is getting old!
Lauren
Dear Good Girl:
Actually, no, not interesting enough!

 OK...
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UPDATE FEB 18 2011 -



I KNEW IT! TED ANSWERED MY QUESTION. I BELIEVE SHE IS BOTH DIANDRA DOPE AND DIVELLA SNIFFELLA!!!

"Dear Ted:
Regarding Jennifer Aniston's supporting role in a few Blind Vices: Was she given a nickname? Was it the same nickname for all of these supporting roles, or more than one since it wasn't a starring role?
—C.L.

Dear Friendly Friend:
In order you asked, yes, yes, two."
Here is the link to the bitch-back.

SO MUCH FOR SAYING #1 THAT JENNIFER ANISTON IS NOT A BV, AND THEN #2 SAYING THAT EVERYONE GETS ONE NICKNAME, TED!  BOTH OF HIS "RULES" HAVE NOW BEEN CONTRADICTED AND HE IS ADMITTING TO THIS.

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Update Feb 28 2011


"Dear Ted:
Can you please clarify something for the readers? Based on the revelation that Jennifer Aniston has been a supporting character in a couple of Blinds, can you please tell us, did she or did she not have two separate Blind Vice names for each of the two roles? Or do the rules of starring role B.V.s (i.e., one moniker per person, not per Blind) not apply to supportive roles? This is creating an uproar among your most loyal fans!
—Ella

Dear OCD:
Jennifer Aniston has never had more than one name, supporting or otherwise, in the Blind Vice annals, does that help?"


--- Whatever Ted!  You keep making up exceptions to your rules and we'll try and keep up. 

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's lying. Melba Toasted.

blurry vice said...

Also I think she was suspected to be Divella Snifella.

A lot of people thought Melba Toasted to be Tara Reid. Here is that one-
Melba Toasted:
"Melba Toasted may know how to get a primo paycheck, but the poor brat just can't seem to get a friggin' break, nonetheless. Boo-hoo.
Ever since Melba's man, Devon Heaven, decided he wanted less wasted pastures (bedroom- and life-wise), Melba has simply been a wreck. I mean, what's a jilted princess to do? Start writing a column called "Dear Jennifer"? Doubt Melba's thought of anything so tacky--or common.
'Cause we got ourselves a royal weepy one here, fer sure. See, Devon's wrong, Toasted's agents are wrong, the bartender's wrong, everybody's effing up but Melba-doll. Hey, M., think about it for a sec: Ever wonder if maybe, just maybe, you and your nose-bleed baddie ways had something (even if just a tad) to do with why the more intimate members of your existence seem to be abandoning you right now?
Well, everybody except desperate relations (and percentage peeps), 'course.
Girlfriend P.S.: Oh, and the stalking you've been caught pulling on Devon and his new honey? Ain't pretty. You're just getting too old for tacky teenybopper bullcrap.
And it ain't: Drew Barrymore, Mischa Barton, Kirsten Dunst"

becki626 said...

Jennifer Aniston was thought to be Diandra Dope
along with Vince Vaughn as the other culprit but know it is thought to be Diane Keaton and Keanu Reeves...

kanonymous said...

I don't think Keanu Reeves is Fudgy Poof. Reeves is open about his bisexuality and relationships with men, so I doubt it would be the subject of a blind.

sistah2 said...

Yeah, i thought she was Diandra Dope, wow she wasn't? Funny that she has not been BV'd yet. I guess all her nonsense is way out in the open.

Anonymous said...

You know, a thought came to me today. Jen hasn't been the SUBJECT of a BV. For the Fudgy-Poof BV, Vince Vaughn (we suspect) was the actual subject. Diandra (suspected to be Jen) was a supporting actress, if you will. So Ted may not be lying, so much as mincing words as he is apt to do.

Anonymous said...

Either he is afraid of CAA or he's not very good because John Mayer is definitely a PR romance. How could Ted not know that and yet know about Reece and Jake. Plus the other BI's about JA her over the years?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Your recent Bitch-Back comment on Jen Aniston got me thinking...has she ever been a B.V.? Or a beard? Can you answer either?
—Jede

Dear Friendly Seeker:
The answer to one of those questions is yes. Can you guess which one?"

- INTERESTING!

blurry vice said...

In reference to the above, Ted always hinted that Jen was a beard for Vince Vaughn.

blind items said...

Dear Ted:
Has Jennifer Aniston ever been a Blind Vice? Also, though I'm sure every once in a while it hurts what Brad did to her, I think she really has moved on. My question is, I'm sure Jen could have said a lot worse to the press than "he's missing a sensitivity chip" if she wanted to about Brad. Do you think she has anything on him that she could have let slip, if she really wanted revenge? I swear, there are a whole lot of secrets in Brad's closet that Jen could have spilled. What's your take?
—ANC

Dear Ex-Factor:
Trust, Jennifer definitely took the (more) dignified route in this divorce debacle—of course, when you're married to someone for five years, you learn a few of their dirty little secrets, like what Brad liked doing down in Laguna from time to time. But, Jen A. has too much class to blab his business to the press. Plus, it totally wouldn't mesh with her laid back 'tude.

blurry vice said...

I AM SO IRRITATED WITH TED LATELY! Forgetting Steve Carell, forgetting Jennifer Aniston!!!

He has said REPEATEDLY that Jen Aniston was never a BV. Then 2/9 he said the cast of friends was except lisa kudrow. Now today, oh, she has been attached to one. He is being shady and not answering cause he knows he messed up.

SO - if Jen Aniston is a BV: I think she is either Diandra Dope, or Divella Snifella.

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Did you see the Funny or Die clip with Jennifer Aniston on Between Two Ferns? I love how cool and down-to-earth she is, which is one of the many reasons I

like her. Does she have a Vice? I hope it has nothing to do with her 'tude.
—yorkie bearsh

Dear Flying Solo:
Talk about the perfect poster child for singles V Day! I absolutely adore her, her hair and whatever the frick she does—save maybe a few of movies, though,

must say. This cool chick doesn't technically have her own Vice (she has a cameo in a couple of others'), and I personally hope it stays that way. She

deserves some normal dude. Crossing my fingers she has a stand-up secret admirer for today."

blurry vice said...

I KNEW IT! TED ANSWERED MY QUESTION. SHE IS BOTH DIANDRA DOPE AND DIVELLA SNIFFELLA!!!

"Dear Ted:
Regarding Jennifer Aniston's supporting role in a few Blind Vices: Was she given a nickname? Was it the same nickname for all of these supporting roles, or more than one since it wasn't a starring role?
—C.L.

Dear Friendly Friend:
In order you asked, yes, yes, two."

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b226718_bitch-back_whos_courting_jennifer.html#ixzz1ELjPBRvn

DC said...

I think he misunderstood the "or more than one" part as "how many has she been in." So he would be saying, yes she was given a nickname, yes it was the same nickname, she's been in two blind items.

MamaKambo said...

I think another issue with this is that anyone that he has said does not have a BV, could still have a name. He has stated repeatedly that JA doesn't have a BV, but yet she still has at least one name. I'm losing interest in Ted's games.

000m said...

I don't think Ted's contradicting himself. He's vague, but if he could talk straight, these wouldn't be "Blind" Vices. Analyzing the cryptic clues is half of the fun!

Diandra and Divella appear in someone else's BV, but neither is indicated to do anything Vicey themselves. I.e. they are not/do not have Blind Vices.

And, with these specs, JA would fit either of these, or both.

Must admit that it's a bit odd/confusing that the same person has 2 nicknames, but using the same one for both would pretty much reveal the actual BVs.

Michelle said...

Maybe I am the only one here but I didn't interpret Ted's answer as meaning she has two BV names. I thought it meant she has a name and it has appeared in two different items.I could be thinking of it that way so I don't go nuts. Because really if she has two BV names then all the rules we have been using to guess are pretty much out the window!!

In reading the ones listed here, Diandra Dope seems to fit best but I am curious to find a BV name for a supporting player that has appeared two different times..?

blurry vice said...

"Dear Ted:
Can you please clarify something for the readers? Based on the revelation that Jennifer Aniston has been a supporting character in a couple of Blinds, can you please tell us, did she or did she not have two separate Blind Vice names for each of the two roles? Or do the rules of starring role B.V.s (i.e., one moniker per person, not per Blind) not apply to supportive roles? This is creating an uproar among your most loyal fans!
—Ella

Dear OCD:
Jennifer Aniston has never had more than one name, supporting or otherwise, in the Blind Vice annals, does that help?"

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b228021_bitch-back_were_dianna_agron_alex.html#ixzz1FJDXMWmh

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